/heem/

UFC 274 official card rating
>Gaethje
>Esparza
>Tony
>Shogun
>Cerrone

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volkanovski

tonybros...we lost again...

I miss the early 2010s meta of Yea Forums where people would delete threads

Jannies are skanko fags

Make a new one and report loopyshits thread

>sperguson thread got heemed in rd 1
just like tonight lol

should i start drinking bros? i have a hangover from last night still

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jannies are people too

hair of the dog is the cure

Love Judo.

Tawlmbout Stanko?

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Yes, dont be a fairy

going for some food then straight to the casino to watch the fights
dont just pray for me boys, pray for tony

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Tony wins off the jab and Gaethje wins with leg kicks

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UFC 271

Houston, Texas
3 fighters were below championship weight (12%)

4 fighters were on championship weight (17%)

4 fighters were in between championship weight and the one pound allowance (17%)

11 fighters were on the one pound allowance (46%)

2 fighters missed weight (8%)
UFC 272

Las Vegas, Nevada
0 fighters were below championship weight

5 fighters were on championship weight (21%)

9 fighters were in between championship weight and the one pound allowance (37%)

10 fighters were on the one pound allowance (42%)

0 fighters missed weight
UFC 273

Jacksonville, Florida
5 fighters were below championship weight (25%)

5 fighters were at championship weight (25%)

8 fighters were in between championship weight and the one pound allowance (40%)

0 fighters were on the one pound allowance

2 fighters missed weight (10%)
UFC 274

Phoenix, Arizona
0 fighters are below championship weight

8 fighters are on championship weight (28%)

16 fighters are in between championship weight and the one pound allowance (57%)

2 fighters are on the one pound allowance (7%)

2 fighters missed weight (7%)
-Only four events because there's only so much time I can spend on this without getting paid for it

-Heavyweight fights were not included in any calculation, they would skew stats because of the wide range of acceptable weights that a heavyweight can come in as, and the general lack of a need to measure specificity

-RDA and Moicano were tallied as "championship weight" for their catchweight fight because they both came in at 160

-Percentages were rounded

-The human element isn't accounted for, because how could you account for something like that.

drink water. hangovers are just dehydration i heard

Electrolytes drink

I’m suprised chandler didn’t say anything about it

waste of fucking time. get a hobby

can you please summarize your findings in a graph?

this is true, if you have been drinking, drink a pint of water before bed you wont have a hangover in the morning

Reminder Tony has won every story in his career
#CSO

100% of this post is fucking dumb

Lardcel made 2 threads in a row. pathetic

Why would you do this you are going to lose

chandler isn't the type of guy

thats a beautiful parlay betting slip

No one can stop us tonybros, we’re back.

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Can't wait. Pizza is in the oven.

that's bjj

based

he made 8 or 9 threads yesterday

Unironically the best bet i have seen so far

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I bought a Red Baron pizza for the heems, nothing but the best

fuuuuuuuuck he looks old as shit

youtu.be/9gKzAefA2LU

How will One FC recover?

Old man strength Tony is unstoppable

i think its gonna come through, even if it doesn't its only 25 quid m8
based jeet

>trannitors are the anti-tony posters
TONT GODS WE LITERALLY CAN'T STOP WINNING THE STORY

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>going from ultra cutbabby down to super cutbabby makes you not a cutbabby

what was the point of this post?

120087316
an example of mental illness

Chandler

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oh, so thats why they fucked charles

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>moderators heemed the tony thread
it's a sign...

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beltrans fucking retarded holy fuck

Girl at 1min is hot af

Conor can't make 155 and will never fight again

Whoa, when did bjj got so good?

? charles wanted the conor fight too, if charles won he'd probably be fighting conor too lol. take your meds dipshit

how do I know more ufc fighters? I only know the main card (not even all of them) and loopy thanks to the coomers of /heem/

We are in an age where our champs are fighting the best guys all the time.

Charles has fought tony, chandler, porier and now gaethje.

Usman has fought twood, rda, burns, jorge and colby twice.

Izzy has fought costa, yoel, gastelum, whittaker x2, vetorri, costa and stepped up to lhw to fight the champ.

Volk has fought kz, ortega and max twice.

Most of these wins are amazing over all time greats or top of the tier fighters.

This is a far cry from beating guys like dan hardy, thiago alves, josh koscheck, matt serra and nick diaz.

The best really are fighting the best now.

>This is a 38 year old.

watching more fights. you'll start to remember them

Did I miss the Russian picksbro?

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A sign that we are winning
Tell me honestly user
When has a janny tranny ever won something in their pathetic life?

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he was around yesterday he'll probably show up in a while

I

don't

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written

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this

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beautiful reddit impression, it's like i'm really there

Once you get over the age of 26 hangovers are incurable. You have to just sit there and take feeling like shit for 12+ hours

charles and volk are the only ones with goodish resumes there

this tony gaethje carla parlay finna change my life no cap

but why do they feel so much worse than gsp silva and jon

well yeah the ufc only started in 1993 so basically everything is considered the best, they keep acting like they have some big history even though theyre not even 30 years old yet.

>he doesn't know

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Just don't get drunk idiot, you telling me that you can't drink without getting drunk?

Just cut off an ear you dumb hue zero excuse to miss weight as champ

You are retarded or have a medical condition

>Carla
her wedding is next week. no way a woman can focus on anything if shes getting married a week later

Hes a conscript for the Russian army.