/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Stage 3

Hot bike bert

it's because Simon had the Adverse Analytical Finding and they were committed to only signing Clean Riders

alhamdulillah

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but they both twin doped too, easy to stay fresh in a race if you only have to race half the stages (no I am NOT a schizo and yes this ONE HUNDRED PERCENT happened WAKE UP sheeple!!)

I am very jealous of the ameribert with the lovely picture at the end of the previous thread

>Bakes bread
>Loves trees
>Bikes in gorgeous forests

Truly NorCalbert lives the perfect life.

What kind of Burger?

lamprey bros, Ill never get to my target weight

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here's an earlier place I stopped to snap a pic

there is at least one other NorcalBert!

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what's the Portuguese version of Gorgonzola called?

What size is your bike by the way? Is that a 52? I may be able to ride a 52 and that looks really good.

A rather generic by all means, but really fucking tasty (not my pic)
>Angus meat
>Cheddar
>Piece of bacon or two
>Chutney (caramelized onion)
>Smoky mayo
>Jalapenos

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Nice lil' burger

God northern California is gorgeous

it's the small — 543mm top tube

nice
I don't get it, why is the ground going upwards? how can it do that?

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Lame

nigger

Will he roll up in pink shorts tomorrow?

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This is a sprinters stage, isn't it

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>not living the the provincial suburbs of Vaals.

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>using short hair

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No because he has good taste

ALRIGHT that could work. I currently ride a spezialized alliez sprint in 52 with 30 mm of spacers and headset cap. Reach is almost the same on the ultimate in S, stack would be 6 mm more than what I ride right now so I could run that without any spacers I think. Maybe a 10 mm spacer.

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he should mount a speaker onto his handlebar and just blast this youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbBqBOSXlU the entire stage

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Canyon paintjobs are like super ugly though and I don't want to go full white or full black. Looks like I'll go for a custom paintjob again.

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Reminds of some TdF "mountain" stage when Jean-François Pescheux was the stage designer. (Freire was third in that stage lol)

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What a disgusting looking bike

where do you go for the custom jobs? I wish mine wasn't all white (though it is sparkly in the sun), but it's better than all black

Yeah, even if a strong group manages to break away on the climb, several sprinter teams have all the fire power and plenty of time to chase them down.

How much difference does a £2000 bike make over a £500 bike?

That should be criminal

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He does?

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I have some friendos who paint cars and they painted my bike too. I hope that removing the old paintjob doesn't have increased risk of fucking killing the frame on carbon frames.
basically just the gearing, a 2k bike will have 2x11 while a bike for 500 will probably have 2x8 or 2x9. Probably will have better brakes too, less noticeable if you run rim brakes but probably a lot more noticeable on disc brakes. The cheaper bike will have mechanical discs while the more expensive one will have hydraulic brakes.

>do tourmalet
>71 kms of descent and flat afterwards
Haram

Yes this how the Giro rigs their elevation numbers with pointless climbs.

gearing weight comfort reactiveness braking efficiency aesthetics

yeah, a breakaway would have to gain something like +5 or +6min on the climb to make it to the end

White is good here. He wouldn't if it was blue

did she find a loophole in the UCI rules regarding hair styles used as full fairing?

used or new?

the red should have been orange

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do you know what's the best thing about the giro? no wout

>Upcoming races
>Grand Prix Bob Jungels

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Yes

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Based and Oranje-blanje-bleu pilled

bismallah

I hope that removing the old paintjob doesn't have increased risk of fucking killing the frame on carbon frames
I know you have to be careful doing it, unlike with steel or aluminum, but it's definitely possible

To be honest I have no idea about removing paint or carbon frames but I can see the risk that could potentially be there

Tomorrow I'll spent the afternoon on DirectVelo

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Yates is one of a tiny select group of tolerable angl*s. You will not hear me say this again.

inshallah

it's because he's muslim so he's less like an anglo and more like us

more like a german yes

exactly, germanistan is almost completly muslimized at this point

yikes

>Good Anglos:
Huge
Alfred Wright

>Bad Anglos:
The rest of 'em
>imo

Last time I missed a Grand Tour Stage was Philippe Gilbert's last victory in 2019

Today, when I missed it, Philippe Gilbert moves into yellow.

It was me, it was my fault all along. I turned him into a fraud

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