His superhero gimmick is that he's fast as a train

>his superhero gimmick is that he's fast as a train
>so let's call him A-Train

Holy fucking shit.

Really?

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why is his outfit so shitty?

He's VERY fast, so he should've been called Two-Trains

"Oh my God it's unstoppable Supersonic Maglift Vacuum Train!"

You must be fun at the movies

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Too close to 2chainz. Perhaps 3 trains

You know an user is too far gone when they clearly can't even recognize satire or intentional goofiness.

>this guy is like a man but super powerful, let's call him superman

He should have been a Hispanic called El Train.

>his superhero gimmick is that he's so fast he's gone in a flash
>so let's call him the Flash

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He's faster than a train, though. I'm pretty sure humans don't vaporize into nothing when hit by a train.

I'm pretty sure he's at least 10x faster than bullet train

>CANT STOP..CANT STOP
why couldn't he just?

Holdup that actually makes sense.

This is true. Should have called him Rocafella

>the black guy runs fast
How did they get away with this?

Nah,he was on steroids when he did his speed run

They didn't,they're is faster super hero's than him but they're not on Compound V like A-Train.

They're all on Compound V, but Atrain is actively juicing

What does the "A" in "A-Train" stand for anyway?

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The writer was just a really big duke Ellington fan

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It works, its his demographic

>Fast as a train.

No he's not fast as a train. He's way faster.

2trains 2furious

HOMELANDER DID NOTHING WRONG

if I remember correctly the manga was from japan, and in japanese land they have trains for most travel, the most important fast first class being the A-Train, a slower being B-Train, even slower being C-Train.

>Picks blue for his color.
>Now sonic has black arms.

>they're is faster super hero's

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>A-Train literally trains by pulling a train.

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why is old music so low quality? scratchy and blaring.

the sound he makes when moves sounds like a train horn

It's a callback to a Duke Ellington song, you uneducated fuck

>duke ellington song
>relevant
i guarantee he or the actor have never heard of it. maybe the comic writers are tremendous hipster nerds and know it, or found out about it and retconned what it meant.

BASED

LITERALLY /OURGUY/

>reddit spacing
Cringe

It's literally one of the most famous songs in Jazz

He can only run at a top speed of 371mph, what a pussy speedster

It's ok op, no one is going to call you dumb here. This series goofs or spoofs on the superhero genre.

to train

educate yourself idiot
youtu.be/cb2w2m1JmCY

It's the express train that runs from brooklyn to the upper west side

They are superheroes, not their costumes. Its the best engineering can do unless you want him to run naked

This.... does OP have Autism?

It’s so fucking obvious.

>>Homelander...
>>home land security

Holy fucking shit....


Wait till you figure out they’re all a spoof on famous DC characters. Can you even guess who The Deep is meant to be?

Here’s a You because you obviously need it.

Omfg when new fags bring up reddit spacing...

Look kid, what you think is reddit spacing is just what people use if they’re some what literate and probably attended tertiary education.

Why was The Deep called The Deep? You can swim in shallow water too.

low fidelity recording equipment and storage mediums

More like the N-Train

>jazz
That fat tranny? Fuck off Zoomer

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What the fuck are you talking about?
Have the buzzwords fucked your reasoning this much?

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hes supposed to be that famous pirate rapist johnny deep