ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

>in charge of counting votes for junior prom song
>some shitty r & b song wins by 100 votes
>lie about results so heaven by Bryan Adams wins

WHEN I WAS. A YOUNG BOY..MY FATHER. TOOK ME TO THE CITY . TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

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>Go to McDonalds
>order a water
>get soda from the machines
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

They know you do it and hate you immensely.

>get high school gf pregnant
>abandon her and my child to live a life of abuse, neglect, and poverty
B-B-B-BENNY AND THE JETSSSSSS

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> Mom makes spaghetti dinner

> Take all the meatballs and sauce for myself

IF ONLY WE COULD HEAL OURSELVES......WE WOULDN'T NEED TO BE HOOKED UP TO THESE MACHINES

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>open refrigerator to seemingly get milk
>actually put myself in the fridge and close the door

CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES

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>At the library
>Put book about the population of Africa into the "Animals and Nature" category
I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLACK

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>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
and thats how i became the prince of a town called bel-aire

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song choice makes this best post

>win dart contest at bar and given the next 5 song selections on jukebox for free
>play 4 different versions of rhapsody in blue and the 20 minute version of Free Bird

MOMS GONNA FREAK

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