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they're all terrible?

took me a while to reconize the maze runner, and did it only because jojen reed is in it

>without these films, none of us would have a personality. thank you for your service

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I enjoyed the first Twilight film.

It should come as no surprise then that women like this have such vapid and trite personalities, given that their formative years were shaped by dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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None of them are grounded in reality?

>21k likes
fucking this gay earth

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This is a good one

Maze Runner. It joined the YA movie game way after its prime so nobody really thinks about it. Based CIA was in it tho

could she be joking?

Where is the MCU?

These posters would last a day in the SKARTCH

Jesus fucking christ she should be embarrassed for tweeting that

Women don't get embarrassed, especially when they get 21k likes and 4k retweets

Baste No! Poser

>all these seething incels ITT
Um have sex sweeties, K?

Um have sex sweeties, K?

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Based "no!" poster. Also checked.

I always read this as an advocacy for rape. Sex is a two-way agreement, but you're just saying "lol just put your dick in something and then you'll be valid".

Do I have to be a rapist to be listened to? I mean, for male feminist allies that's true, but it seems pretty wrong.

What the? Never seen any of those guys? People get their personality from movies these days?

it's called self deprecating humor; these girls hate themselves
find one to choke and slap around and be grateful

Shes not self aware enough to self deprecate. That post is literally unironic

Unrealistic female lead?

I feel bad for him, life must be really bad and it was not his fault for being born ugly, and there's not much he can do to ease the pain.

I don't get it, what personality do these movies give you?

No, not at all. I swear nu4chan is fucking braindead.

>Clifford
Class, this is the correct use of the meme

modern women are now just outright admitting that they're so shallow and boring that all of their personalities are entirely performative and influenced by capitalist excess

Brainless consumer is a personality in this time and age

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I enjoyed Twilight and Hunger Games.

The absolute STATE of Americans.

thanks to those films none of you have a personality

I mean, those girls followed specific bands and watched specific media like Invader Zim. Their personality was "haha, am I cute user? Rawr :3".

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>Fight club
This is bait right?it has to be

Maze Runner was actually good though.

And this is why no man of quality will ever marry you, and you'll always be an "empowered" pump n' dump.

It's a joke you autists. There was no personality in any of those movies.

no shit. the truth is that 95% of women don't really have much of a personality besides gossiping and reality shows. i don't know if it's just that women aren't built to have strong personalities or the fact that everybody treats them like princesses if they're above 5/10 never led them to develop them.

>Shitty YA books being adapted to films ruined an entire generation
Who would have guessed?

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It's not like there's anything interesting to live nowadays to develop interesting personalities.
Everythign is handed to us in a silver plate.

Honestly, a girl that wants to be cute is enough for me, and those girls were adorable.

I looked it up out of curiosity.
>DUDE THE SECRET CURE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WAS INSIDE THE MC ALL ALONG LMAO

Well yeah, that was the entire point of the experiments. It wasn't done like a big twist.

stfu

You know how I know you don’t have much experience with women?

nah rawr girls are a bit older than these movies fans

I think he was talking about the emos and scene girls.

oh right
emo girls only catched harry potter and were fotolog thots, the next wave were facebook thots

And Nightmare before Christmas.

Man I haven't seen this in so long

Did Divergent ever get an ending?

No, the ending was supposed to be two movies and the first one flopped so damn hard that they didn't make the second one.