OOOH OOOH AHHHH AHHHH

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>the obvious WALL underneath that makeup

Yikes, the chimp can have her.

mirin’

Speak for yourself weak faggot

Don't kid yourself. No man alive could kill a chimp in hand-to-hand combat.

just ONE SINGLE allele difference

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I'd want this man to fuck my wife

Why do you hate white women so much

Could I get that ripped if I climbed trees all day?

>step to the side when he's winding up
>he can't see this because of retarded spin move
>momentum makes him fall over
"Martial arts" are a joke

How so? They don't even have THAT MUCH muscle mass

only if you have the three climbing muscle

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Disturbed sucks.

Ripped yes, but not nearly as strong as lifting heavy weights

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You know it's a shame that not once in any of the planet of the apes films we got to see anyone have their limbs or groin torn off. They did lobotomize a guy but That's not what apes are really known for

Dude I seriously don't think you understand how outmatched we are physically by most animals. A 90 pound pit bull will kill you.

what is that?

Wait, not everyone has that thing? I guess this is just one of those useless ruse pictures about mundane things like controlling your ring finger.

It's unironically a vestigial muscle. There was a time when we need it, but now it does nothing. You could remove it in surgery and it wouldn't change a thing.

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*jumps in water*
can't beat water huh?
pussy

They can't swim well, but they could kill you before drowning.

He cute

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We need to end these fucking chimps right fucking now before they develop spirituality. They already use tools, they wage war, they already exhibit certain ritualistic beahviour, ancestor worship and then chimp gods are next. We won't be able to imagine the carnage a bunch of intelligent apes influenced by all we've left behind can wreak. The muslims WILL try to convert these fucking things sooner or later. Can image fucking muslim zealot chimpanzees? The ethical nightmare that will arise? These fucking things need to learn their place.

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>chimps converting to islam is a bad thing

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>the virgin physical power vs the chad brain power
all that strength don't mean shit against a foe that has the mental capacity to acquire and operate a gun

Don't they sink like rocks?
Pretty sure you could swim enough of a distance so it couldn't even grab me before it inhales a big sip of water.

wait until the chimps start making guns

surely it must have some use

Can you make the gun yourself and can you make the ammo?
If you cant then it doesnt count, plus youre not going to take the gun with you everywhere, a murderous chimp isnt going to let you prepare your gun.

>implying we won't destroy the natural world before leaving and colonizing distant planets by the time that happens
I look forward to returning to earth millennia from now and enslaving the medieval chimp populace

>doesn't concealed carry

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Here's the deal, humans have a shitload of anatomical variation. I was doing cadaver lab, and everyone was freaking out at the professor asking what certain muscles were. His response was "oh, those are just extra muscles, those won't be on the test."
there's extra bones, extra muscles, all kinds of freaky shit.

Rats will rule the earth after we shit it up

Doesn't matter, I don't need to. All the hypothetical "one on one with a chimp" scenarios are bullshit because in the real world I can just pull out my glock and blow those filthy fucking monkies to kingdom come

As if you'll have a glock everytime your in some shitty Indian jungle

AYO LIL DONNIE I THREW MY FECES WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT HAHA

You sure that professor wasn't some hobo off the corner?

If a chimp and a fit adult human fight- but the human gets in one free sucker punch to the jaw first- who would win?

rats already rule the earth

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Why would I ever go into a shitty Indian jungle?
And even if I did, all I'd need is a sharp rock and a stick of wood to carve up a spear and my chances against the shit-slinger go from 0 to 80.

Based, they even spread diseases like the small ones

rats are cute and make great pets

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Spoken like a true beta. Anyone can shoot a gun and when you don't have it you're FUCKED. When the chimp uprising starts, cunts like you will be the first to go.

Based

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You are so american

Pet rats sure, the wild ones deserve a holocaust just like chimps and baboons

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>Anyone can shoot a gun
chimp can't
and proud

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nobody likes white bitches except niggers

>he wants mosques full of bestial horrors ready to be turned loose upon the west

>you talked shit to some manlet because "lol manlets"
>you have about .3 second to figure out what to do about the fact that he's about to put his foot through your ribcage
what do, fucko?

stand up so he hits the sole of my shoe

stab him in the liver and call him a dwarf

If they see you shooting up close they will know how to use it once they kill you and get it. But to be fair they can't reload or manufacture ammo.

where can i get one of these guys

yet

tv.. chuck
koba... sneed

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If I can get the funding to travel to some chimp inhabited jungle, I will actually live stream me fighting a chimp one on one no weapons. I'll leave that whole fucking habitat punch-drunk.

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A dainty deer doesn't drop dead immediately if you shoot it like in the movies, i've had one fucker run a full 200~ yards with a blown up heart. All your hypotetical kiddie shit falls apart when confronted with facts shut the fuck up

He look kinda fresh doe

Look at the size of that thing

>WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

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>Man Livestreams Own Death, Mauled by Chimps

>not wanting to cuck Emila with the ape
fucking plebs. I bet you are a low life footfag.
>apes invented cavalry before the negro.
I had a doctor that said I had none of the easy to stick veins or arteries in my arms, and that I had several reversed muscles in my forearms. like the way they are placed are out of textbook order. its why I didnt bleed out when I got cut at work thanks to the junkies they hired for temps dropping running power tools when they nodded out. shit was a nasty cut that was deep, but all that came out was this greasy watery stinky fluid and a little bit of blood. shit was fucking groady.
>implying they arent already full of mutant inbred creatures.
they arent Warwick Davis tho
based koba poster.

>sidestep to his left and kicks his plant leg out
heh nothing personal

>I am now imagining an ape eating this stumpy walled up bitch alive
nice

Holy shit she hit the wall at mach 5
F

Lets go on a mission to capture like 10 chimps. Smuggle them into America and release them in LA. Give Rogan a panic attack every time he leaves his house.

Are we 100% certain these guys can't impregnate white women?

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None of this matter, since you'll be laying on the floor spitting your insides.

>Pajeeto Clarke
>White
kys

youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0

Left one is me.
Am I a chimp now?
Should I rejoice every time Joe mentions chimps on his podcast?
Can I fuck people up with my insane strength?

How long could the strongest human on the planet last against one of these?

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Backspins work all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=lJunXUZHp-w

>this is the last time I cut through South Chicago

I want to _____ Joe Rogan for ____ at a time.

teach them to ride motorcycles and dress them up like Marlon Brando in the Wild Ones and have them chase him around L.A. in a (dare I say it?) wacky race.