/mug/ - Manchester United General

I opened Yea Forums just to witness this thread

lmao united have already played 37 games
they only have one left and they're only on 58 points

more like the kwabdruple

League 1, EFL Cup, EFL Trophy, FA Cup?

Early start today, I have a good feeling about today :)

I miss maguire fr fr no cap

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APOLOGIZE

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HAHAHAHAHA MUGS
HAHAHAHAHA MUGS
HAHAHAHAHA MUGS

Why did he drop Wan Bissaka?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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was waiting for this one

OHHH BABY A QUADRUPLE

Maguirebros.... we're winning

>poonited

MANCHESTER UNITED WILTING

Tbh Brighton are a big team, this was always going to be a tricky fixture

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY POOR SIDES

"You stink,
You smell,
You look like hell.
You're dumb,
You're shit,
You look a tit."

- Poem for Man U, user (2022)

How is Dalot playing for a team like Man Utd?

So it happened again, again, again, again...

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Varane so exposed

based potter shitting all over manure

>Brighton one of the absolute lowest scoring sides in English football
>rarely win at home
>show up at home and score 4 vs United
absolutely shambolic
already dreading the same fucking dribble from Neville about how bad this team is
we already know it

Gotta make it 5 there

>rarely win at home
That's underselling it, they haven't won at home since Boxing Day of last year

Penaldo is 100% leaving now

>maguire was the one holding it all together all alone
I kneel sir

ABU bros... we are feasting tonight

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The nadir of modern Manchester United

...But he wasn't

Dead Club

:^)

FUCK MANYOO

This
Dilate, CHADguire is good

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Is it time for an apology Yea Forums?

It’s a shame that if Ten Hag fixes things Fraudrick will get some of the praise

He's good for a 10 million defender...Not 80 million

Don't worry, Ten Hag is committing career suicide

so it seems, so it seems...

>Juan Mata
This dude belongs in the MLS. Fell off hard.

How do you fix this team?

Ten Haag can’t fix this club, United will sack him in two years

#BringbackOle

>2nd last season
>Will finish 6th now

What should Ten Hag's ambitions be? 9th?

>4 - 0
what the FUCK is going on

TALK SHIT ABOUT MESSI NOW,RETARDS!
TALK SHIT NOW!!!!!

>This is the worst season Utd. have ever had since 1992
Wew...I thought there would have been worse

Hmmmm, I wonder what the big difference between last season and this season was?

Ole, I apologize

pundits have been describing ragnick's tenure at united everything from shit to fucking shit

Messi went to PSG

>Moyes will win the quadruple
>LVG will win the quadruple
>Mou will win the quadruple
>Ole will win the quadruple

You are here
>Ten hag will win the quadruple

Man Utd were mad consistent in the Premier League under Ferguson. The only season I thought that could challenge this was the Moyes season, but we're now in sub-Moyes territory

God, if United don't score soon people might start thinking we're a joke

OH NO NO NO NO

quadruple refers to trophies, not matches

>just like Brighton your city is blue
damn

>retarded swede can't even copy/paste pasta
kys

Maguire deciding to have the worst season in the history of seasons, maybe ever? Fatso Shaw not recovering from the Italy game? Varane forgetting how to play football? Rashford getting more Guardian awards than goals? Pogba phoning it in? Matic running about like he's had a debilitating stroke? Their homegrown golden boy turning into a rapist?

I thought the Moyes seasons were really bad. I'm just shocked that this is objectively the worst

>Managers don't help
>Big money signings don't help

So what would it take to fix this Squid Game of a squad?

Man Utd defended better when Borthwick-Jackson and Tyler Blackett played regularly. They're literally League Two tier

bring back mou

It's a quadruple already, Caicedo Cup, Cucurella Shield, Gross Gauntlet and Trossard Trophy.

Utd literally just playing to stay fit now and have nothing to play for beyond that.