*Saves more bars than Gordon Ramsay saves restaurants in your path*

Bartender here, if you buy drinks at a bar/ restaurant you're an absolute moron getting conned out of all your money, you could make the same drinks at home for 1/10th the cost. also fuck you alcoholic piece of shit the liquor drinker holocaust cannot come soon enough

No I own it

I drink in the parking lot before I enter.
Fuck you and your mother too

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I disagree. All small business owners must fucking hang.

you own it or work security?

I come for the shots.

t. Commie scum

I quit a few months later because the owner was extremely incompetent and always late with checks. People only worked there for tips, because they were felons, or just because it was fun. It was a weekend job for me plus they had a good selection of beer and I always drank for free, even on the job. Waitresses were really hot, there was gogo dancers and I always helped them on/off their dancer platforms because I'm tall and strong, and because we were always waiting on our checks a lot of the employees stole shit, including me lol. On pay per view boxing nights we would charge a cover fee, and I would handle the money because I'm the doorman. During the Manny vs Mayweather fight I pocketed about $300. The owner was a scumbag so I don't give a fuck. I quit because I found another job. About a year later I got a check for $1200 because the owner fucked up and filed for bankruptcy and bunch of other shit.

It was a pretty cool job because of the people I worked with and all the fun times we had.

This is true for most industries in entertainment. You think you're clever for discovering drinking at a place with no markup and overhead would be cheaper? Not all of us care about the extra 5$ a drink now pour me a drink you wagie retard fuck.

I knew a bar owner whose place went under because he only hired girls he was trying to fuck

Gee it's almost like people are paying for the atmosphere and entertainment and being around people and not the liquor, you antisocial fuck.

You have to sell a lot of it to afford rent/utilities.

My father in law owns a semi-successful bar, but its only possible because the only employees are him, his wife, and various other family members or sometimes illegal Mexicans. If he had to hire someone else to do it he'd be fucked.

>Do you want to give this shtick up and send your daughter to college and move your family out of your parent's basement?
>Well I really like being a pirate

I don't understand how people judge what bars are good and bad. There are plenty of bars near me that are popular but are absolute shitholes

His track record is not great.
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Apparently they use the shoddiest possible construction, which I guess doesn't surprise given the time frame. Still, it all falls apart a few weeks after they leave.

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the vibe (most important), the price, the location, the service, the crowd.

its up to personal taste, i dislike popular crowded bars but like small dingy ones with character and flavour

my favourite bar was one with ~20 seats, only accessible up 3 long flights of stairs, scribbles on the walls, extremely amateur live music, with a balcony that looked out over a ghetto-ish area. It was personal and felt like a secret location only few people knew, it had a feel that was very comfy. I would sit at the balcony and smoke and chat with friends as the traffic went past below. Shame it closed down though

They literally did nothing wrong. Why the fuck would you change your name and your image if you want to thrive? That's the worst advice he gives people. Look at all the places that closed after following his shit advice

You are fucking retarded dude. Get a real job.

I have a real job now, it's security at Walmart.

This show ruined bars for me.

kys my man

Nice trips, and do you mean the overhead price?

The pirate lady was legit retarded tho

Sneed

All women are tho.

It exposes both the complete lack of sanitation of bars and the fact they are actively ripping you off.

Most bars serve frozen shit that they reheat. Frozen fries, chicken tenders, potato skins, and burgers won't go bad for a long ass time. Better bars might cook some of that (usually the burgers) and de-frost the rest.

The hardest part about running a bar in most places have to do with startup costs (especially buying liquor licenses in some cities/states) and location. As long as you nail that, it's almost impossible to not be profitable. You might be starting in the red depending on how much startup cost you, but as long as you did it right you'll be ok. The only real downside is dealing with the fact that the bar is your life now, which depending on what your life goals are you might not want that responsibility.

Restaurants are a whole other game. Basically guaranteed to lose money for at least 2-3 years, and if you survive that then maybe you'll make it for another 10. Only worth doing if you have a genuine passion for food and no other options.

I'm going to let you know my opinion about the show user, but first let me tell you about New Bacardi lime described as brand's 'most refreshing flavour' .

My personal favorite is the Bacardi Maojito.

Introduce refreshing Bacardi Superior white rum to the cool crispness of freshly squeezed lime and mint on ice. You've just created an Original Bacardi Mojito - the perfect rum cocktail for sundown and other magical moments.

Bacardi.

>complete lack of sanitation of bars
I hope you don't eat out.

>that episode where John killed the bartender and made the owner eat the remains

He went way too far there

Doesn't the rotten food exposed on Kitchen Nightmares bother you more?

Bar culture is almost completely dead, and bars are primarily used as sexual markets.

Most successful bars simply figure out how to attract women, because women are bad with their money and because they attract men.

Some successful bars try to attract the kind of man that attracts women, usually sports bars, but that kind is much less common.

I only eat at Applebees which is a corporate chain so I don't have to worry about it, I know it is clean.

They are both disturbing. They make me want to never eat out. I watched like four ep of kitchen nightmares and decided to never do it again.

I work at Subway (its inside of a Walmart in Portland) and I always keep a pair of the gloves sandwiched between my unwiped ass cheeks just in case someone pisses me off so I can go in the cooler and dig them out of my ass to use. The last time I had to do this was about 3 weeks ago when a woman was bitching about how I "put to much mustard" on the sandwich. I told her I was out of gloves so I could dig them out then I finished her order with the biggest smile on my face. If you don't fuck with the people who make your food then we won't fuck with you.

Touche

>RACOON SHIT?!!?!

>FRUIT FLIES??? SHUT IT DOWN

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>also fuck you alcoholic piece of shit the liquor drinker holocaust cannot come soon enough
>serve people alcohol willingly, likely upsell as well
>"fucking alcoholics"
What did he mean by this???

Bar Culture is dead because in most of the country outside the hell hives cops have nothing better to do than enforce vague, poorly written DUI laws. In some states now police essentially infinite latitude to declare you intoxicated even if a breathalyzer comes back "under the legal limit".

I remember drinking too much Bacardi for like 4 days in a row and then I shit my pants standing in my kitchen

thank you, Bacardi

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For some reason bartenders are the equivalent of king of the manlets but they're king of the wagies. They always have really high levels of unwarranted self importance.

I want this guy to be on an episode of Its Always Sunny. Could be kino

The show is fake. I know someone who owns a bar in the Los Angeles area and they were approached to be on. They only wanted to use their location and bring in their own people to act as the owners.

>reality show is fake

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I chortled audibly

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Name one (1) television show that isn't scripted.
PROTIP: you can't

>Apparently they use the shoddiest possible construction
Can confirm, worked on 4 episodes in my region, we flipped those bars in 48 hours, saw some pretty shoddy shit. From not sanding and priming surfaces before repainting to just using double sided tape to hold the new felt bar facing in place. We hired actual contractors to repaint walls and pros to refurbish the seating, outdoor signage, point of sale equipment, pool tables and lighting, but everything else was half assed home depot shit we slapped together in a pop up tent behind the bar where we had a mobile woodshop.

suprise, any business built on vice is hard to manage and maintain
but for some reason people believe pornography and drugs are profitable

COPS

Something like 70% of the bars on Bar Rescue STILL go out of business anyway after Taffer's "makeover" or whatever you want to call it.

based bacardi poster

There was some bar in Maryland that Taffer basically forced to go all in on this over the top pirate theme (Pirates of the Caribbean was big at the time) and it totally tanked the bar in a matter of months. They couldn't afford the electricity because his renovation added a ton of lights, and all the dumb pirate shit took up so much space, they couldn't fit as many customers inside.

Taffer's not a great businessman and doesn't know shit about running bars. He just has a TV show because he's a loudmouth and "entertaining."

I mean, any liquor is going to do that. You were dehydrated.

>There are plenty of bars near me that are popular but are absolute shitholes
Your dirtbag neighborhood dive bar is usually the place to score drugs- mainly cocaine

i do that right now anyway

Lmao that escalated.

>I only eat at Applebees which is a corporate chain so I don't have to worry about it, I know it is clean.

Cringe and yikespilled.

You peabrained servants amuse me, you literally fail to understand what is going on around you and yet you believe you have it all figured out. Do you think I am unaware that I can go home and make my drinks cheaper? Don't think too hard on it, wouldn't want you to get stressed out, now shut the fuck up and bring me my drink.

Fucking baste.

Why tf would people buy drugs at a place that already sells one? Your so full of shit. Thats like having hot dog cart in the middle of a steak house. Fuck off.

Pretty obvious you've never been to a bar before. Drugs, guns, I've bought all kinds of shit hanging out at bars over the years.

>he doesnt know about the underground hot dog cart in steakhouse industry
no one tell him

Women go to sports bars to meet men?

>Saves bars

Pretty sure for all the renovation work if they can't get the money back for the "free" upgrade they must take all the repairs back or charge for them.