KICK OFF 17:30 BST
>Sanchez, Veltman, Dunk, Cucurella, March, Bissouma, Caicedo, Trossard, Gross, Mac Allister, Welbeck
Subs: Steele, Lamptey, Webster, Maupay, Lallana, Alzate, Duffy, Ferguson, Offiah
>De Gea, Dalot, Lindelof, Varane, Telles, McTominay, Matic, Fernandes, Mata, Elanga, Ronaldo
Subs: Henderson, Jones, Lingard, Fred, Cavani, Fernandez, Garnacho, Maguire, Wan-Bissaka
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Based Mata getting another start. Good to see him finally getting a game after wasting half his career at Man U. Maybe he can bring some stability and leadership and pride into the side.
Ronaldo is shamelessly going for a 20 goal stat-pad when the season is over
He should tear his ACL
>ronaldo is shamelessly doing his job as a striker by scoring
Messifags are mentally ill
3 points here should be enough to avoid the Conference League
>greentext line up
You are a fucking clown OP. Grow up ffs.
>not in formation order
>in number order but no numbers
ABSTRACT
Unbelievably bas3d
I’ll never change. A man’s got to have a code.
>match thread and not matchthread
>giving a fuck how the thread looks
Fine, don’t change, continue to shit up the threads for everyone else because you don’t understand how to be consistent.
Xth for
>Penaldo
my throat-ACK
only people shitting up the threads is you, lad
A fine gentlemen invited me to this thread so that I may partake in the ridicule of Manchester United. I can only oblige with this single post unfortunately.
>manure
>top 4
hahaha pick one
How many today?
can we still finish top 3 with chelski slipping?
Pineapple is the best fruit that exists.
>still benching arry
fucking based
is this messi
Welbeck hattrick
abuchads where you at?
Still salty af
RARE FLAG
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>portugal in charge of replying to the right post
why is Sir Marcus MBE not playing
he's shit
Pineapple is actually a vetable.
I replied to the correct post you dumb retard
the fuck is a vetable ?
no, because hes gonna score a goal
>Ralf Rangnick says Marcus Rashford will miss @ManUtd trip to Brighton tomorrow with bronchitis. Harry Maguire back in training and will be in squad. RR says he will speak to Ten Hag at the end of the season.
why are man utd threads always so dogshit
there hasnt been one above average post so far
>earring in the left ear
What did Tsu mean by this?
when in Rome...
*saves the thread*
>bronchitis
Ain't nobody got time for dat
For me it's dates. Getting great deals on them here now after Eid
Probably caught it from the troon
thank you king
full of abu crackheads
Cheeky shutout for da gulls?
>only 2 up on united by 90 mins
embarassing. god what a grim season. its amazing how far weve come in such a short space of time
Brighton will completely outplay United but lose.
90+5(P) for Ronaldo incoming
i dont think actual man utd fans come to Yea Forums anymore, theyve been memed to death over the years. without ABU these threads would get like 40 replies
3 reasons arent enough compared to aids social shame and hell
reminder that posting pictures of women in a sports match thread is not a replacement for having a personality
>no maguire disasterclass
what's the point of watching this
United stinks
big wrong, loads of united fans such as myself still post
watching a team crumble over the years is still entertaining in its own way
United stinks
>Ronaldo squatting instead of kneeling
BASED
SIRI BRING BACK MY MILKERS
rapist and a racist
kek
United looking weak af already. An absolute embarrassment in store for them here
What went wrong?
>120075837
tedious cunt you
Who you got?
F
Did he take asian pill for hapa kids?
his old knees cant handle it anymore
women hit the wall as soon as 18 sometimes
they smoke and drink like chavs
Bear
gorillas dont even have claws
Squat for racism
can't wait to see potter dominate europe
jesus.. there's already not much sun in the uk and they still age like milk
Would a heterosexual man wear those shorts?
Not sure why but emma has gotten hotter to me
celtic genetics
A Tiger beat them
finally a team Ronaldo can perform against.
>everyone else
Literally only one person on this board and therefore in the entire world cares and it's you lad
Embracing his inner slav
that's no shorts that's the new armani's skirt
brighton are good though
Went to Sussex University. A lot of poofters.
Big Silvy easily
i think everyone should marry his homeland women
Should take asian pill
How did they get up there?
>bearfags still going at it
a crane
would give anything to be suffocated by any part of either of their bodies
cam on brighton
Players falling to the ground with 'head injuries' after getting lightly brushed on the face need to start being carded. It's really out of hand.
>tfw no /mug/
Brighton should buy Origi, Nketia or Pukki
cheating is an important part of the game
long may it continue
stream?
Crocodile
does united even have anything left to play for?
brighton don't buy shit players
maybe everton would be interested
what is this expression trying to convey?
they could still finish 4th
making it to Europa League
>crocodi- ACK!
could, but do you really think they would?
no
but you asked if they had anything to play for and they do
rate my joke i will tell to my crush
there a was Somalian guy tried to do bicycle kick he got blown off by the wind
That's a caiman
thats a baby
proper crocs are 20m long
>maguire benched by fucking Lindelof
hahahahha
Also should say a lot of trans women. They were mostly the better looking sissy's. A great place to find women as well with weirder kinks
>oldmanaldo
That's aligator
name my band
BLOOOOOOOOOOT
lol. if either spurs or arsenal lose all their games and united win at least 8-0 in their last one,
also LOL >united
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>maguire said to the media that if he was shit he would have been sitting on the bench
>he hasn't played since
HAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Brighton are such chads letsgoooooooo
APOLOGISE
Kek
state of de gay
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how the fuck did that go in
it was travelling at about 5mph
what was de gea doing
Blub blub
>manure
HAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
To /mug/, gentlemen.
get in ngubu my son
Right between the legs. What a loser.
"""""my bad"""""
why are you watching this
new
>de gay
lel
>de gay
He tried to save it but the wind was so strong
Mamma
Hard to see and pretty much perfectly placed
Score if you can
is this real?
i know he is a massive weeb but damn
mummy
ok