User, it's so good to see you again. The same as always, Sir?

You know what Robert, surprise me this time

Sir racism is not accepted at the kinoplex, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Don't forget to turn in your single's pass.

>>You don’t talk to robert like that you fat trailer trash motherfucker

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Make me, faggot

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Make you give me a handjob with your free hands? Nah I’m good.
Go ahead and leave the kinoplex before they throw you in the manlet pit

Fuck you, bitch-ass white boi! Imma bust a cap in yo ass!

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Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the kino.

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Forget our autism medicine again today? That's okay, we have special seating for you in the balcony with a low stimulus environment

Robert... I wanted "cra-blegs", not "crab legs".
Please keep up to date with the latest french cuisine, lest I take my business to Lu Cameo de St. Sebastien!

Yeah, boy

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Yes my friend, I will have the double order of chicken wings, watermelon flavored slushie and a 40oz of malt liquor please.

alright Robert, just the tickets today I'm trying to lose weight.

That'll be 800 caps, wastelander

Nah just my glove today. Gotta keep the falcon in shape. And get my anvil ready for next week.

This my favorite Robert copypasta

R-Robert? Hadn't you died last thread? WHAT IS THIS

Yes, Robert, another one ticket for Alita Battle Angel.

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Just the singles ticket today.
I left my crab mitts at home.

Hi Robert

>head to the kinoplex after a long day wageslaving
>Wednesday and single tickets are half price
>Don't even care what I watch, just want to relax and shut my brain off for a while
>The cinema smell reminds me of my dad, but I'm hundreds of miles away from him now trying to make it on my own
>Walk inside and see Robert
>Even though I know it's a waste of money I always buy a large popcorn and a medium drink
>Robert smiles at me as I approach
>His warm, welcoming smile, the smell of the lobby, the sounds of kids laughing
>All my cares just melt away a little bit
>"The usual Boss?" He asks
>"Yep" I answer
>Suddenly I notice a group of girls looking at me from near the entrance
>"Haha, guess I've got some fans, huh Robert?" I say as I turn to look at some other people, waiting for my popcorn to be ready
>I don't hear anything
>"Say Robert, how long have I been coming here anyway?" I say a little louder this time
>I know it's been years but I just want to hear him say something
>I turn to face him
>There's no one there
>The register is off
>A small crowd has gathered around me now
>They're all whispering and looking at me, standing in an empty queue
>A small man comes out from behind the counter, I've never seen him before
>"Son, come with me you're scaring the customers." He says gruffly
>He leads me to the back room, probably the break room
>"Look, bud, I know what's going on. You miss Robert, I do too. But you can't keep coming here anymore. Every Wednesday you show up and do the same thing. Talk to nobody for 15 minutes then sit outside on a bench. But it's becoming a problem."
>I can't believe it, my face feels hot. All those memories. All those Wednesdays. It was all fake?
>I tell him I feel ill and want to leave
>"Okay buddy. Sure thing. Look, its been a difficult few years for all of us but if you come back again looking for Robert I'm going to have to ban you. I'm sorry son, I am." He says, trying to console me
>I run outside into the cold night

*gets shot*

this must be Robert's evil twin brother

>i... i, d-don’t think he’s fucking around this time bros!!

just give me the fucking popcorn robert

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that was a lot of effort

Shiiiiiietttt

Yep, the usual. Nothing. because only a true cuck pays strip club prices for food to watch a movie. I can go 2 hours without having to stuff something in my mouth.

Why is Robert the clerk and the designated shooter?
Do they pay him overtime?

Actually, Robert... I come to see you...

You know what Robert? When I look at you I don’t see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius Robert. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presumed to know everything about me because you saw the look on my face, and you ripped my fucking life apart.
You’re an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fucking book.
Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

Haha this is why you work at kinoplex, robert. Bitch.

cringe

Was the small man... midgey?