>game tells me to "press any button"
>press the power button
SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP
ITT: Times you acted like The Jester
Connor Nelson
Sebastian Thomas
I once posted Sneed in a thread that wasn't even related to The Simpsons
Bentley Carter
all pro flubber posts on this board (of all time) are mine, and there are several
Connor Clark
>waitress tells me to have a nice day
>I don’t
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Gabriel Myers
>cap says "please recycle this bottle"
>Throw it in the mixed trash
JUST PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
Liam Morris
are you me?
Liam Jackson
>Bouncer asks for ID
>Pretend to misunderstand him and pull out an IV instead
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
Jeremiah Perry
>See a thread dying
>Replies without bumping it
HAHAHAHAHAH
Logan Rivera
>mom wants me to turn the computer off and go to sleep
>tell her im going to sleep in 10 minutes
>actually spend the night making epic shitposts on Yea Forums and dont go to sleep until 3 hours later
Bentley Ward
>set my alarm for 330 to work out before work
>drink two cocktails and three beers the night before ensuring I won't be able to
Somebody help me!
Jason Adams
>Raping a girl yesterday
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Caleb Phillips
>tell my friends I've quit drinking because they're worried about me
>carrying around a water bottle filled with Vodka to a 9AM trip to the gym
HAHAHAHAH GOT EM
Julian Flores
>press the disembark button on the bus
>don't get off
David Allen
>Press the button to cross the road at the lights
>Walk across through gap in traffic before the lights change
>Hear the crossing alarm go behind me as I'm 20 paces away
DEVILISH
Aiden Green
>someone posts artwork on Yea Forums
>ask for sauce
>they link to artist
>immediately forget their name and never visit their page anyway
I’M A SICK FUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK
Juan Collins
kek i feel you user
Grayson Gray
>post on Yea Forums
>actually have a wife and children
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEYYYEEES
Adam Perez
>See an off-topic post
>don't report it
Jayden Hernandez
>go to /pol/ to rant about degeneracy
>jerk of to tranny porn 20 minutes later
Connor Long
>finished game and credits start to roll
>"...and special thanks to, the player
>pirated the game
THE RECKONING
THE SICKENING
Ryan Harris
>call other people discord trannies
>am a tranny myself
I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING
Christian Mitchell
Based on/gif/ this seems pretty common.
Charles Garcia
>politely ask mom for chicken tendies
>I actually wanted hot pockets
One nothing wrong with me
Two nothing wrong with me
Michael Rodriguez
>go on Yea Forums
>post opinions I literally disagree with, for the sole purpose of getting (you)s
I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
Christopher Morales
>mom calls me for dinner
>tell her i'm coming
>play fortnite instead
ITS BRITNEY BITCH
Jaxson Gray
this, but then i wojakpost my quote
Evan Gonzalez
Jeez, that guy couldn't even buy a decent purple shirt for his Joker get-up.
Wyatt Price
>charged with wearing a mask in public
>that was his true identity and when they wiped his mum's make up off his face only then was his actual mask revealed
Henry Allen
>tell everyone to check my digits
>they're singles
Aaron Sullivan
he can't keep getting away with it
Luis Flores
>at college graduation
>black female walks up to get her certificate
>stand up and yell "JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER HAIR SALON"
PYSCHO KILLER
QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST
FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA
Zachary Martin
>expiration date on milk was yesterday
>still drank it today
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Samuel Miller
>Someone posts a girl's picture
>Immediately respond with >she and >girl
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Robert Walker
>using the bathroom at a fast food place
>plug the sink and turn on the faucet full blast before running away
Isaiah Lopez
devilish
Jack Gutierrez
>use public bathroom
>don't wash hands
ANNIE ARE YOU OK?
Jace Ramirez
JOKESTERS RISE UP!!
JOKES IS RIGHT LMAO YIKES!