Black Widow poster

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She died, nobody cares

No questions about the bearded guy?

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is she giving birth?

Red Guardian

Looks like a Judge Dredd uniform.

>nigger Red Room agents
>literally nigger secet agents in Soviet Russia

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>no sex appeal whatsoever
>deliberately covering a skin tight jumpsuit with """"""armor"""""" so it's as unattractive as possible
>ten years past the time when Scarjo should've made this
>definitely going to be stuffed to the gills with putrid >muh womyn bullshit

Fuck this

yikes

>le epic call of doodie tactical mask
Is there a more lazy approach for a Taskmaster design? They pretty much did the same thing for Crossbones already.

they had ten years to make this movie and they do it now that the character is dead and scarlet is way past the wall? what the fuck is wrong with them

Why does she keep switching between Tonfas, Escrima Sticks, and Collapsible batons

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They train children from all over the world, dumbass. Are they gonna send a pale ruskie for a deep-cover job in a predominantly black country?

And when exactly would the soviet union need to be sending a secret agent to a "predominantly black country"? What are they gonna have him do? Buy some AKs? Snort some coke and catch an std? Fucking lol

Looks fanmade.

This. Why do a backstory of a dead character. In a different film than the one she dies even.
They just do it to "appease" the masses and introduce the next black widow, who no one cares about.

They also showed a new trailer, pretty similar to the comic-con one.

>Black Widow and her sister played by Florence Pugh fighting in an apartment in Budapest. John Wick-esque brutal close-quarters combat, ends with them drinking vodka while badly beaten.
>Red Guardian's intro. He's the Russian Captain America knockoff played by Sheriff Hopper. Big friendly drunk with golden teeth and huge tattoos who greets the Widow sisters as his family.
>The Widow sister wearing white suits (Pic related) as they sneak around some sort of facility.
>More scenes of Rachel Weisz's character perfectly mimicking Natasha's fighting style, so odds are she's a genderswapped Taskmaster.
>Funny tag of Pugh calling Widow out for doing sexy/badass poses when she fights.

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If at least this was a origin movie

This is MCU world, bro. The Red Room is a Russian spy/terrorist organization with actual clout.

I heard part of the plot is that the government doesn't want to acknowledge Falcon as the new Captain America. They'll say that all he got was receive the shield.
>Racism sub-plot

>John Wick-esque
oh god this is a thing now

>she's so ugly they have to draw her instead

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They made this movie about 5 years too late

Steal vibranium or technology from Wakanda. Dipshit.

It honestly won't surprise me if the movie hints that she will come back in some way in the future. Like a clone or something.

ADD SOME MORE WOMEN WHY DONT YOU?

STILL FEELIN KINDA MARGINALIZED.

oh Budapest. I'm gonna download it, because its my capital. Or hopefully somebody just post some webm

Nice, she looks hot.
Hot damn, that white suit!

>5 woman
>2 of color

Here we go

>movie won't be narrated by post-death Nat in her final moments in the soul stone
>movie won't end with her meeting Tony and walking into the sunset together
0 outta 10 Marvel fuck off

piu piu, the movie

I'm in love with her bros...

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>2 non-whites
LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE HOW COULD THEY BROS

Holy crap you replied to me with all caps I am defeated!

beep beep

>40 year old jewish woman plays super secret sexy agent
how embarrassing, is micheal myers in this too?

She wishes her body still looked that good.

Are they actually siblings, or is it just a "Red Room family" type of deal? They look pretty similar, I'd buy them as sisters.
>both of them wear tight suits
N-nice.

/thread

>resorting to talking about letter instead of the content of the post
lmao bruh
no but seriously get fukken rekt with facts and knowledge

>HAHAHA YOU TALKED ABOUT THE WORDS NOT THE CONTENT HAHAHAH

I won! I took your post, messed with it and reposted it in capslock.

she looks like she has exactly 38% of Brie Larson's genes

Speaking of Marvel, WandaVision concept art

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Can’t wait for the unrealistic fight scenes
>*does the ridiculous leg lock constantly*

>me quoting the person replying to me
I am very smart, you are very dumb bro
please pay attention to me, I want to have an internet debate with you
dumb fucking faggot

>That camel toe.

>white suit with black high contrast elements
name ONE scenario where such a suit is a good choice for a secret agent.

capeKINO

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nobody cares about this feminism self-insert character

Is there a comic series with the same title or are they this lazy where they just put the names of the characters as the title and expect that to be enough for normies?

Explain this reasoning

Holy fucking intern talentless CGI student.

The artist was going for an old movie poster vibe but used CGI instead of actual oil paint. The lines are fucking horrendous and don't get me started on the composition, talk about nepotism, whoever made that poster is a fraud.

what is that metal thing below her neck
cleavage creator?

There's this, but from the synopsis, the show has nothing to do with it. The comic is one of the best Marvel comics in a long time

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shit costumes as usual

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you sound like him

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>spoiler

Fuck you. I was gonna watch avengers tonight

Operation Snake Eater

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THank you, Disney, for making my ideas seem so much better by comparison. My script's going to be so much better than anything they can shit up.

Seriously what's the deal with that shape

They never escape the wall.

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Kek, he's a pretty talented musician though.

Just look at pic related, you can clearly see the actors features, meanwhile, in his painting, he barely managed to capture Scarlett Johansson overall shape.

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My guess: it leads the eyes down, illusion of a core, and allows studios to skim on gym memberships/dietitians etc.

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>wasting a based villain like Taskmaster on this crap
What the fuck, Marvel?

Huh, even Nat's suit from the first Avengers has that angled cut, even if it's more subtle. Still love that suit, though.

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The Taskmaster face armor is so shitty

you can thank China

Can she even fight Taskmaster? Doesn't he routinely fuck up Captain America and Deadpool?

They're gonna nerf the shit out of him.

Women can do anything user.

God it really pisses me off that the black guy inexplicably became Cap's best friend. All the shit him and Bucky went through/sacrificed for eachother and you've got some generic soldier in a wingsuit as his best friend by the end of endgame

Black Widow's power set is a hand gun and Rosechu face rape you like head crab. Of course they needed a powerful villain to fix her worthless tagalong image.

Actually pretty kino idea to make a prequel about someone who is dead in the current timeline.

The Udon miniseries of Taskmaster was fucking awesome. Sad we'll never get anything like it in live-action.

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She's a woman she's more powerful than deadpool and cap combined. Can either of them do this?

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does the mcu has someone new in charge?

what's the point of black widow, wandavision and loki ??? all those characters are dead + why make a series with the uncool black guy nobody likes?

Who the fuck is the guy beside the Falcon?

Because they signed considerably less expensive contracts than Chris Evans and RDJ.

Popular characters who can't carry franchises but will attract people to a streaming service or a one-off flick.

He looks like a snowboarder.

What's even worse is that's it's been heavily suggested that Rachel Weiss will be Taskmaster.

I dont know if Loki is more offensive than Black Widow? Why create a show starring a character that had all of his development reset?

I promise you this movie is only happening because ScarJO was pissed Captain Fungus got her own movie.

Winter soldier. It even says it at the bottom you fucking nonce

Can love bloom on the battlefield ?

This meme is retarded, they use tapered lines to give a more superhero aesthetic for broader shoulders and smaller waist

>the tallest woman in this shit will be Rachel Weisz at 1,68m
Jesus Christ, Hollywood.

Looks good....the poster that is...

God, I hope she'll be on some snowy mission. I aesthetically just fucking love snow and cold environments. Her read hair would look stunning against all that cold whiteness.

>the part where he uses moves he stole from Silver Samurai to wipe out the base full of mercenaries
Glorious shit.

it's still shit.

Makes me think of the old '60s spy-flicks, I like it. Would be really nice.

it's the shape human torsos are when you aren't a fat fuck

>give a reason why they’re designed that way
>nah it’s still shit

Great comeback

Should've done this back when she hotter in like 2011

Yeah that's probably what they're going for but it's retarded because of the black lines, they will stand out in the snow like all shit

I'm going to cream my pants if we get a live action suit like this and SJ is on top form

Me in down the bottom

Hooded Justice

Taskmaster can't fight Deadpool because he is too unpredictable.

both scarlet witch and vision were cucked hard in the films. they're formerly interesting and powerful characters reduced into background characters.

>blocks your path

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based black widow poster poster

Incorrect. Initially Taskmaster beat the shit out of him and then Deadpool realized he has to be unpredictable to stand a chance

The Loki in the show is the 2012 one that stole the Tesseract and got away in Endgame

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>make excuses for every costume being same af
>you just don't get it
Sure educated me.

>Are they gonna send a pale ruskie for a deep-cover job in a predominantly black country?
Just stick a fake moustache on him, easy peasy.

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>Woah, hey guys...

scarlett resurrection confirmed

Oh so the past 7 years of character development is just gone?

WHAT A THRILL

I kinda wish they had some Bond-esque subtitle for this. I'm a sucker for those.

Yes.

You can tell how unorganized they are. All this Disney+ shit must have been finalized after Infinity War because the better play would have been to kill him off screen so the old Loki lives somehow

Same guy made the concept art for the other movies.

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the new costume is designed to protect her body while the hulk stretches her out and damages her vagina

It's funny how many throwback projects they are doing now. Loki, Black Widow, Falcon and Winter Soldier, the entirety of What If. Bringing Jane and Huge Tits back. They never did this before.

Did they forget to photoshop the shield onto Falcons arm?

>black widow
>isn't black
what did they mean by this?

His Mask looks like a rejected concept art for Ultron

>Winter Soldier.
>Isn't winter.
What did they mean by this?

>They never did this before.
They just want to flood Disney+ with stuff. Basically they are flinging shit at the wall. All this content is just because they want to destroy other streaming services.

They will make as many shows as need be to please every sort of audience.

Haha I wonder if Scarlett has worn that suit, would be so bad if they never washed it haha

I already pay for Amazon Prime, HBO and for some reason still haven't cancelled Netflix. At this point I'm not paying for yet another fucking service; I'll just torrent that shit. If they want money, they should have kept that shit on netflix or something. This isn't creating competition it's just making everything else a little more shittier.

But in the current timeline Thanos never had the infinity stones because he was dead before Gamora joined GotG.

So she's 40 playing 25 now?

when u die donate yuor brain so they can study retards

They'll do the same de-aging shit on her that they did with Samuel L Jackson in Captain Marvel. It looks like Disney is just throwing money at this shit.

>Using drawings because ScarJo's past it
>People ITT falling for it (how?).

>I'll just torrent that shit.
I don't think you realise how big Disney+ is going to be, it will be easier to torrent things from other streaming services.

>Marvel.
>Star Wars.
>Disney.
>Pixar.
All the movies, all the cartoons, all the tv shows, all the new exclusive shows. Think about just all the Disney kids shows? Spin offs? Reboots are coming for many properties.

>Whole back catalogue of Disney movies.
From big franchises like Pirates of the Caribbean to smaller Disney films.

>Fox.
X-Men movies, Planet of the Apes, Avatar, Die Hard, Alien, Predator.

Toys

Not really. It's easy to torrent and a VPN is cheaper too. The greedy cunts can suck a fat one.

>the leaks were true.
Fucking hell, And to think I had hopes for this.
The entire show is going to be about muh racism and muh interracial relationships but with robots instead of blacks.

Oh sure torrenting is easy and they are greedy cunts. For the average viewer, this service will be a Netflix killer.

Netflix originals have been of poor quality, they didn't get the growth they wanted, huge amount of spending and prices have been increasing.

Enter into Disney who have a HUGE catalogue of stuff, effectively pulling their material off of all other services, making original shows for big franchises and reboots of other properties.

Going to be hard for anyone to compete.

I'd take a dozen netflix originals over yet more capeshit. That's all Disney + really has going for it, something that has been horribly over saturated. I'll take stuff like Mindhunter or even fucking GLOW over more capeshit any day.

Netflix has been putting a lot of better, classic, popular films in their catalog recently

Disney+ catalog will only be worthwhile when they put old Fox releases, but they prefer remaking Fox titles to be family friendly. Don't expect Die Hard to appear there.

Nigga Bucky was dead for most of that time and on top of that was a villain. Fucking yikes

>That's all Disney + really has going for it
Okay. Disney have made hundreds of movies, even taking out their animated stuff.

Think about all the movies Fox owns.

Honestly, Capeshit is only a small part of the content they own.

Much like Netflix they will have child accounts. More mature titles will be there.

someone make an updated version of this

he fucked up proportions hard, what the fuck

Shape of the ideal torso, it's considered to be a very classically heroic image.

>rachel is 50 years old and still looks that hot and tight
>virgins on Yea Forums will say she hit the wall when she was 13

I legit thought this was A-Train and Homelander for a second

She looks straight out of a videogame

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they ran out of ideas

Yes a dyke by the name Victoria Alonso. She thinks masculinity is toxic and women are strong. This is the future of the MCU

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Because they've had to shop 10 years off her so she looks pre-wall.

Based retard

So they're only one male character in the film and he's a hipster. Remember when these feminist cuts said they wanted equality. Look what they do when they have power.

Would’ve made a good team
With Zemo vs Captain Falcon and Cuck Buck

Seriously. A second girl gets a movie about her and you're flipping your shit, because it's not the 15th movie or series about a male hero. Grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child you incel, or at least do the world a favor and off yourself. Seriously, how fucking insecure are you?

>the power couple adopted their daughter fo;;owing the first Avengers film in 2010
Even if this were accurate (Avengers was 2012), why word it this way? What's the adoption got to do with Avengers?

>red guard
>hipster
????????

Do you just enjoy living in some delusional fantasy world so you can make up excuses to bitch and cry?

>name ONE scenario where such a suit is a good choice for a secret agent.
the same one where its good choice for WW2 soldier to run around in blue spandex.

>because it's not the 15th
They're over 20 now.

fuckin awesome!!!!!

I'll be there for Florence

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Who, at this point, can even give a shit?

It's called "WandaVision" not just because of the main characters, but because it's Wanda's vision. Dumbass.

>
>implying they won't bring him back for Thunderbolts

You stupid cunt there's no diversity in art. Imagine if SHakespeare had to write his play with more women just to fill a quota, what kind of dumb logic is that? Comic books are male centered with male heroes because the readers are male, girls read young adult novels instead and nobody asked for male quotas. The previous movies have these increasingly annoying stronk female characters like Valkyrie or Captain Fungus, Endgame had some serious bullshit feminism in it. This ass cancer doesn't belong in comic book. Why don't you go watch Twillight or 50 shades and leave our escapism alone you cunt?

It's because the nutjob told the journalist her story like this, she basically bought a baby on Amazon because she can
>Victoria told us the story about she and her partner adopted their daughter. “I work with a very nice group of men. I said to them, ‘I’m going to adopt a child. And one day I will come to you and say I’m going, and I did.' And we were getting ready. I was packed to go to San Diego for the first biggest Comi-Con of our careers, first Avengers, 2010. And we get a call from her birth mom in Chicago, and we left. And I called the boys and I said, ‘I gotta go. I’m gonna go get my girl'. And I did. And I came back a week later with Olivia.

Almost every single movie in the MCU is just a character's name as the title. It's nothing new.

>Rachel Weisz

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Under the definition of "mentally unhinged" there should just be a screenshot of this guy's post talking about a fucking black widow movie.

OK incel, you need to calm down a little. It's just a movie with a woman, not the end of the fucking world. Stop being so damn insecure. There's still going to be dozens of other male oriented superhero movies, they're not going to stop making those; so, you really don't need to panic.

I'll just torrent the episodes with naked Bucky end get it over with desu.

The Russos explained why in the commentary. The Falcon is black and it was symbolic of white people handing America over to niggers. I'm not even joking either

Also, just so you know. I'm a guy. I know it might be hard for your tiny little one track mind to percieve this, but not every guy other there is fucking crazy like you. Some of us really don't give a shit when they make movies with females; I know... crazy right? I mean if I don't like it, I can just not fucking watch it, I mean it's not like I'm being forced to watch Captain Marvel or something.

Now, this is where you ignore all that and assume I'm still a woman because the fragile little reality you created for yourself where all women are the bad guy can't possibly handle that a lot of fucking guys out there don't think like you.

she is. its in the trailer they showed

Did they de-age her?

which leaks?

Someone a few months ago leaked the synoosis for a bunch of the Marvel Disney+ shows.
They said that Wandavision was going ti be a subversive "1950s bad!" because of muh racism and robosexuals are discriminated against.

so its just like that mini series meet the visions or whatever from a few years ago (comics)

You obviously haven't seen the schedule for phase 4. I don't really care about capeshit, but the invasion of every piece of entertainment by feminist cunt has become unbearable, we can't even enjoy some harmless escapism without cunts being hamfisted every fucking where. And they make as ong and dance about it, and you're an incel if you don't like it

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about 10 years too late

she was in her fucking prime in Iron Man 2

Imagine genuinely getting this triggered over women being in movies and making some movies.

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Can fap bloom on a battlefield?

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That's just Black Panter all over again. You should already know by now how hypocratical and self-unaware the woke american crowd is, user

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But you are joking. Cap gave it to Falcon because Falcon is his friend and unlike Bucky is not a brainwashed assassin

Then just imagine for a second that feminists decided to change something you like?

No they literally say what i said in the commentary

Oh my fucking god women writers and directors, stop the fucking presses, it's the end of the world. Jesus you incels are so fucking insecure it isn't even funny. There are almost 20 fucking movies and a dozen or so TV shows based on male characters, they add 3 or 4 female ones and let some wormen write or direct and it's "holy shit where's the fucking equality women!"

The only thing you're doing here, is convincing people of how pathetically insecure you are. Me, I have no intention of watching some Muslim super hero chic movie, but I'm not going to throw a shit fit over it.

Imagine trying to shove a sex symbol into a movie only to be too scared to actually show her real face on to a poster.

Apparently you know more than the guys who wrote the movie

At least with BP there is some logic to it, it's about africans in Africa. I don't see how they ca explain an all female movie in the Black Widow context. She isn't wonderwoman, it's not set in an all female island, it's just their turn

>attacking an era that had a superior economy and happy people with a strong moral compass

Degenerates are seething at how shit their world is now and refuse to blame themselves for causing it.

Thank you! Finally someone said it
I think Marvel can learn a thing or two from DC costume design

If it sets off morons like you, then I'd be all for it. As I generally don't care, it's not changing history. I'm not going to suddenly wonder where my memories of Thor went to when they make a female Thor, it doesn't erase the past. The shit that I like... yup, still there. The new change aren't going to effect that.

Ah yes the sexy padded motorcycle jacket

Remember when Hollywood would hire competent and passionate directors nd writers? Now they hire women and diversity even if their resume fits on the back of an enveloppe because what mattersis their vagina or skin color not what they can actually provide.

Isn't it sad how many anons on this board are actually mentally ill enough to get this upset over women and black people just existing?

cry more incel

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Not that user, but I would be triggered, if was a devoted marvel fan desu. Likely I'm not the one. Just looking at this picture, can you unironically keep any hope, that at least one these shows will turn out to be decent?

There are countless shitty movies written by men too, so you point is moot. Hell, there are more bad movies in the marvel universe than good ones, and yup, most of those were written and directed by men.

I hate how literally every marvel costume has the exact same angled accents, it's infuriating

It's not that people have a problem with the writers or directors being women, the issue is that, generally, women are bad at writing and directing, but you are not allowed to say that out loud. So you end up with inferior product and with people with downcast eyes muttering how 'great everything turned out, because if you point out the emperor has no clothes you're a Nazi.

Ugly costume

I got a feeling this film might be good. Marvel has earned our trust after 20+ decent films. Shits not gonna go bad till we get to Shang Chi and The Eternals - pandering to chinks and gays is always a bad move.

Very sad.
>generally, women are bad at writing and directing
Says the incel. I had zero problems with the direction or story of Wonder Woman, it was 100x better than Man of Steel or BvS. You only feel it's an inferior product because you're an insecure and pathetic man. A lot of men just don't give a shit, hell a lot of people probably don't even know who writes or directs the movies.

absolutely based man of taste

>20 decent films
Like maybe 5 of them are decent

>it's not that people have a problem with women.
>It's that people have a problem with women.
Incel logic that.

giv Biel in uniform

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>thinking that the 1950s were good in any way other than economically
Why would I ever want to live in a boring, monocultural Christian society where I'm expected to knock up some women a couple times and deal with daemonspawn children who I have to waste money on for 18 years each? An era where medicine is still shit and tech isn't advanced enough to partake in any hobbies I actually care about. Plus having to deal with the rising Cold War tensions and threats of nuclear destruction. The '50s are overrated, and I say this as a straight, conservative white man. Hard pass.

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illuminatti

>I had zero problems with the direction or story of Wonder Woman, it was 100x better than Man of Steel or BvS
Good job ourting youself as a brainlet pleebbitor. You don't belong on this website. Go back

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The difference is that none of those men have been hired because they were men, all of them have at least done something that caught the interest of the producers. Obviously they can't always turn out to be the next Nolan or Villeneuve. But when they hire women, it's for virtue signaling. And they all suck hard because they generally got into filmmaking throught networking and riding the feminist bandwagon. You know it's true. Look at these Marvel directors ad writers, they are literal whos, nobody ever heard of them, they only did some TV episodes for obscure shows.

The story was more consistent, and had much better direction than Man of Steel or BvS. You'd know this if you weren't an insecure little incel, or a Snyder fanboy (which are pretty much the same thing).

It's not a photo! Unless it's one that's been shopped to death, whatever.

Yes because unlike the majority of Yea Forums i'm not a mouth breathing retard. Not only can i actually formulate my own thoughts and opinions but i also know how to actually look into something first to get a sense of its quality or if it would appeal to me personally.

I am fully aware that image is some stupid compilation some incel user threw together so he can bitch about women. That's not all of phase 4 there is much more and the dumb cartoon stuff like does not count.
Phase 4 does indeed look like it has some potentially good movies. Thor: Love and Thunder sounds great as it's made by waititi who has been making good movies, and natalie portman as a second thor but female is pretty cool, i think natalie is hot i like her.
The doctor strange multiverse horror movie sounds very interesting to me i look forward to it.

> And they all suck hard
Except that's not even remotely true. You WANT it to be true because you're so insecure about your own sex that you need another sex to harp on in order to feel better about your own insecurities.

OK, but She-Hulk IS overdue.

Ironic for you to say considering pretending like zach snyder's superman/justice league movies are anything but complete trash is the real plebbit meme.

HAHA, but you won't even bother checking their imdb you little faggot. When did you hear about Kari Qkogland, Jac Shaeffer or Cate Shortland?
She Hulk and Hawkeye don't even have yet directors or writers but you can be sure they will be women.

almost all of the male directors in the MCU also only directed TV episodes, including the ones who made the most important movie

>conservative
lmao from your post you are far from conservative

Oh no, not threats and tensions!

>Thor: Love and Thunder sounds great as it's made by waititi who has been making good movies, and natalie portman as a second thor but female is pretty cool, i think natalie is hot i like her.
With shit taste like this, it all makes sense. Portman already said she hated this shit but won't say no to a fat paycheck. She was horrible in the previous installments

It sucks that they're wasting based tasky and the winter guard on black widow. But alas, winter guard was Z-tier and never would have been in a film otherwise. Which, frankly, i might have preferred.

never forget your cqc

SO WHAT, FAGGOT.

Jeez, whe dont care about your mom issue, jerk

>but you can be sure they will be women.
And? This doesn't mean it will be shit. A concept that seems impossible for you incels to even grasp.
Me, I'll wait to see the trailers, maybe some reviews and so on before I start basing my opinion on the quality of something. I'm not a fucking moron to think that because it has a woman writer then it's automatically going to be shit.

>King
>good
Maybe it was a fluke, because his current work on Batman is fucking garbage.

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Just because there's a reason doesn't mean it's a good one. Are you a literal child?

>I am Batman
>I am suicide

It's like shit written by a mentally ill 14 year old.

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>. That's not all of phase 4
Evene the films directed and written by men will get the feminist treatment because that's the producers deision. Endgame is made by men yet you have Captain Marvel smashing thoough it for no reason and other feminist and gay shit out of nowhere because the producers want to cater to women and fags They used to do it subtly, but now it's hamfisted in the most grotesque ways

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Moron, read the comics

Yeah she was shit as a nonfactor human side character that was a useless love interest. Becoming one of if not the main character of a movie with super powers is a little bit different of a role hard to compare the two unless you have autism.
Show me where natalie ever said or eluded to not liking this movie. I don't think they've even finished filming it so i think you're full of shit.

>The story was more consistent, and had much better direction than Man of Steel or BvS.
Great points. You totally opened my eyes, user. Now I'm so embarassed, how couldn't I see it for myself... *sigh*

The MCU really is basedkino. That's pretty funny

t. retard

>Kate Bishop
Now we need her super awesome best friend in the MCU. We need everyone's favorite superhero! They can go on road trips and Kate can talk about how amazing lesbian love is.

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Better alive than dead from reds.

I can be a conservative without wanting to live in Shitsville, USA.

The Boss vibes

snow missions

Go back to twitter, they're missing you

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>giv Biel in uniform
my bad, I should have posted this pic

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>And? This doesn't mean it will be shit. A concept that seems impossible for you incels to even grasp.
That means they'll be hired only becuse they're women; That's the poitn I'm making that seems to go over your head. They aren't looking for good writers, they're looking for women.

They didn't hire them because they were men, there must have a number of reson why they hired them, either they like their TV shows or thse guys were really passionate about the material. Menwhile those women are openly sying they don't like comic books but they will use it as a vehicle for their feminist agenda.

>women can only be good characters if they're badass superheroes like captain marvel

KGBeast

Women in film are almost all closet dykes, they're all rabid feminists anyway. And the classic themes of superheroes are immeditely dumped to leave room for lesbian sex and all kind of "women problems" because they only come with problems, no solutions, that's up to men.

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I never even implied such a thing. Do you enjoy pretending to be retarded?

>the falcon
>they didnt had the balls to call him captain falcon

>genderswapped Taskmaster
Please say sike

Jesus fucking christ. "Buy some AKs?" Who the fuck do you think they bought those weapons from in the first place? Hawaii? I knew zoomers were dumbasses regarding the cold war, but your post seriously takes the shit cake in autism

It really is pointless arguing with incels. I'd tell you not to breed and pass on your bullshit, but well, that's clearly not going to happen anyways.

>What did they mean by this?
What did they mean by this?

ScarJo fucking wishes she was that slim and long legs. Instead she's a stubby cunt.

MAYBE THIS MENACE CAN BE DEFEATED WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF FACTS AND LOGIC???

They even made up the female cast exclusively out of womanlets, so she wouldn't look so pathetic in comparison. And those are supposed to be special agents or some shit, kek

Taskmaster looks fucking terrible holy shit, fuck china i want my proper skull face

Where's the bandanna?

Lost in Translation or even Ghost World era Scarlet would have been better black widow.

iron man dies

>handing America to niggers

So they havent realized what happened to every city that we handed over to blacks already

>chicago
>detroit
>flint
>memphis

Every single one, a black person takes over, the city goes to shit.

Won't even pirate this trash.

Didn't know CW was adapting Black Widow.

all MCU costumes have always looked like CW

>random Japanese game developers with minimal understanding of Western comic books doing Taskmaster in 2011: youtube.com/watch?v=zMFgb1AUi48
>Marvel Studios doing Taskmaster in 2019: EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED, IT'S RACHEL WEISZ JOBBING TO SCARJO FOR A SINGLE MOVIE, NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN
Just fuck the MCU at this point.

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>Where's the bandanna?
I lost user, Is it a Top Gun reference?

How to write a female character.

Take a male character and remove all accountability and responsibility.

So, she's from the alternate timeline or she's before joining the avengers?

Lol literally

So, she'll create an alternate dimension or what?

Aside from Spider-Man, all the best comic arcs have been done or not adapted, and they're so radically changing Spider-Man to be new and hip that I doubt we'll see any of his runs put to screen either. There really isn't anything in the MCU worth watching anymore.

Probably just sitting in place and its all going on like a VR game

She is trapped in the stone. Calling it. They will eventually rescue her.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Can you explain why it's a pretty kino idea?

expected this to be a gif of a woman giving birth

I don't doubt this. BUT... if we follow the time travel rules they set up, isn't both Gamora AND Black Widow in the Soul Stone?

They're not going to use the same plot point to resurrect both characters. And saving Gamora is already the plot to GOTG3.

I hope they do classic She-Hulk lawyer with glasses and fourth wall breaking humor.
Instead of that shit version that came out recently.

It's not that people have a problem with women.
They have a problem with bad writing and badly written projects.
Unfortunately women, generally, are bad at writing.
So, you see the problem.

I think both will be saved honestly. I have been calling that from the start. Adam Warlock's inclusion is already a sign that they will save Gamora from the soul stone. If thor can join the GOTG, who is to say BW can't do so briefly?

>using a white bulb to light her panties instead of using a passive darken blue

Based lighting guy. Straight to the point

helps to form an M on the chest together with the arms on the side to indicate the Marvel branding on each hero.

also helps give the illusion of the heroic V shaped torso

Period

White Widow

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Gamora is being saved no doubt, back when whatshisface was fired, the script he wrote was all about Gamora and the big deal was that they fired the director but were keeping the script.

It'd actually be pretty cool if they went in and saved Gamora and to everyone's shock, fucking Black Widow was in there so they sprung her too. I'd be okay with that as opposed to two separate storylines using "Soul stone jailbreak" as its mcguffin.

Marvel is some good shit honestly. DC not allowing characters to crossover really crippled them.

well House of M was basically wandavision

Is that page for real? Even the last panel?

Do you think Jane has been a good character so far?

YEAH, I am thinking she's back!

>Aside from Spider-Man, all the best comic arcs have been done or not adapted
???

They already got Gamora back in Endgame.

Except for being full of mutants and no Vision.

Of course it's real. Why in the Holy Menstruation would it not be real?

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Don't you know? Superhereos are supposed to be all about fucking with the white hetero patriarchy!

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>Thank you!
why do fags always type like this?

Imagine not only being an unironic shill, but being extremely bad at it.

>people pay money for this in droves

Based Hopper fighting the Russians with BW after he escaped thru the upside down.

Captain Russia

Fuuuuuck! Things have changed since 90's and surely not for the better.

Wasn't Hawkeye also in Budapest with Black Widow?

decent for her age is one thing. But hot and tight? you are the only virgin here. So desperate everything with legs looks hot. Thirsty as fuck

>this sells
man just nuke America at this point

wait, Rachel Weisz is Taskmaster?
fuck Kevin Feige

>And when exactly would the soviet union need to be sending a secret agent to a "predominantly black country"?
Do you even know what the cold war was?

will somebody play a younger version?

I can't wait for there to be some reference to Russian meddling and for it to be retarded

Fat, ugly face

yeah I'm thinking shes back

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Maybe, but they'll put young Scar Jo cgi head on her, just like Will Smith fighting his younger self on gemini man.

Deaging technology is very good today. Look at what they did with Samuel l Jackson and Michael Douglas.

MCU costumes are legitimately terrible. Almost CW-tier crap

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To be fair, the 90s had its own fair share of bullshit.

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