/heem/ Card Rated edition
Not sure this is the thread
youre a stupid fucking newfag goatfucking retard fucking blow yourself up and take out some sandmonkey kids you worthless piece of shit muhammed child rapist worshipping faggot
Just remembered how I set off that mentally ill larping german who's obsessed with black cock last night
Many keks were had
So if Charles doesn’t fight tomorrow then he doesn’t get stripped? How the fuck does that work
>Lanklet
>Struggled to make weight
What happened last time Gaethje fought someone like that? Oh.. I remember
HEEMINDER that Charles is still our guy and the only thing preventing the LW division from devolving into a snoozefest of muslim crotch sniffing
Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock
How does he keep getting away with it? Who can stop this man?
no there was a wmma champ that didnt make weigh and didnt fight. she was stripped and ended up never fighting for the belt again
preventing? he has never fought a dagestani. at best he's warming up islam's belt. islam is inevitable
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MISS WEIGHT BY HALF A POUND THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arizona is Gaethje's home state
let that sink in.
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Terrible post. Not funny.
this except it's literally not allowed
Gaethje has never beaten anyone good let that sink in
No good wins, ducked RDA, fought THE bobby green and THE Dooky dan, will never be champion.
ali abdelaziz is a terrorist and all muslims fuck kids and deserve to die, i dedicated my life to murdering muslims and i am super proud of it after seeing the mudshits who post on heem
This disgusting animal can barely speak english. All I can say is he must be extremely talented/charismatic to be as successful as he has been. Very strange character.
Based Tim
bros... is dana gonna b okay after this?
I hear he's in critical condition
mm mm, that's some good cope. delicioso!
He is not getting any sleep tonight that’s for sure
it isnt looking good b
allah makes you seethe. mashallah!
Lmao, literally all facts. I think what your tasting is your muzzie daddy's crotch sweat. Not exactly what I'd call delicious but you do you, b.
dana-sama...
CANzilians still seething over fatty pooliveira?
Grim
real men watch Russel Crowe
>World class BJJ
>Great hand speed and good striking
>Good Takedown defense
>Power in his hands
I don't see why he wouldn't.
very based
>band kid
he's white
do you see this post? this is an attempt to cope with the reality of islam. this is what the inevitability of makhachev does to the average brazilian. they know their time is limited, and frankly i don't blame them for their anxiety. it'll all be over by the end of the year, sleep softly sweet bananalovers....
Soivenia is gonna rope later today when Tony gets perma heemed by some blacked midget
sad!
Do Bronxbros..... Even if we get a win it won't count. Also they will feed Us to Pisslam for the vacant belt. Not feeling great.
Gamrot will dominate Islam's best win on June 25th
>>[alltheidiots]
If charles isn't a liar, and he actually did make championship weight 8-12 hours prior to weighing in,a and stopped all food and liquid intake, he would have lost FURTHER weight overnight.
inb4 "actually ALL scales except da ufficial scales are liek 0.5lbs off and it really IS a conspiracee !!"
ur wrong
he's a heaetlet who can't even make weight
are we still doing picks
We need footage of that hour. Did Charles really try. Or did he quit. Very suspicious!!
Dana decided to strip the title before Charles gets into the cage rather than when he missed weight so he can still run the championship fight commercials for 274. Otherwise it's a bait and switch and they can get sued
haha i love trollin im such a troller. anyone else like trollin heemers? or just me?
Typical mutt welcoming muzzies and other immigrants happily into his country so they can fuck it up
a shameful display
not even worth a (you) desu
Does he get paid championship money if he's now vacated?
Kavkaz chad finna dominate the slavic sissy. Your boy is getting his bamhole inspected thoroughly.
Honestly the card tomorrow fucking SUCKS.
>Cowdad vs. Lauzon is just an old flushed bum fight
>Shogun vs. OSP is the same
>Chandler in all likelihood beats up flushed Tony in a very sad way
>WMMA
Gaycheese vs. Oliveira but the weight drama detracts from it very slightly. I'd rate the card a 5/10 on paper. Better than 272 but worse than every other card this year.
he hasn't vacated yet
500$ on GAYCHEESE
another stage of grief.... anger. soon you will become sad, and then perhaps confused. but eventually you will happen upon the final stage of grief: "acceptance"
only then will your nightmares of Islam cease..
if you cant run a 5k in under 25 minutes why are you posting here
Jimmy Crute is so fucking bad.
he's finished
thank god for that
most boring champ ever
shut the fuck up and go back to ur shithole country so i can log your coords and drone your entire family
Charles "Do Bronx" Oliveira is the greatest lightweight in UFC history. And he will prove it once again in less than 24 hours.
Your little technicality shenanigans have no bearing on this.
I know you're trolling but he's actually the only exciting champion.
Sorry, could you repeat that for me, b? All I'm hearing is "SLUUUUURPPP SLUUUURPPPP AAA ISLAM-SAMA! YOUR BALL SWEAT IS SO TASTY!"
Very strange....
i'm from fort lauderdale florida
truth is charles doesn't stand a chance. nobody in the lightweight division does. it's over, i'm sorry. idk who your "boy" is in that division, i'm sure he's a great fighter. he just isn't good enough to beat islam, that's all
How is Oliveira's grappling more exciting than Islam's? Literally the only difference is that Oliveira starts grappling when he's panicked/getting wrecked on the feet (see the Dustin fight for example), whereas Islam always grapples no matter what. They're both crotchsniffers.
ok so youre not american, go back on that floating door you came on
Thoughts?
>Tried to preemptively duck Islam
>Missed weight and lost his belt the next day
Truly, Allah is the best of planners.
that's no way to speak about your mother