So was it all a setup for Josh and Mike to murder Heather?

So was it all a setup for Josh and Mike to murder Heather?

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no, none of it was real. it was just a movie

still scary as fuck after all those years. Based kino.

They could have just killed her without staging all this sorcery.

Then who were those hands on the tent?

>still scary as fuck after all those years
Why are millennials so retarded?

based and pillpilled

The theory is good on the surface, but it falls apart when you think about the kid's voices heard outside the tent. Unless Josh and Mike went to the trouble to bring actual children out into the middle of the forest in the middle of the night just to scare her, the theory is bullshit.

One thing I've always appreciated about this film is how much it divides people. People either love it and are terrified by it or find it boring and hate it with a passion.

agreed.

i fucking loved it. I have it on vhs which even makes watching it more fun.

They had a docu called "the woods movie" dunnoo what happened to that thing.

This movie blows. Literally nothing happens.

And rape. Don't forget the rape

t. female

And that will be the story of your life.

>bruh what the fuck are speakers?

The marketing was brilliant for this one. It went viral and so many kids believed it to be real found footage. The build-up to actually seeing the movie was huge.

It's just a movie about kids getting lost in the woods, that's all.

Fuck I thought I was imagining the t

Its called suspense you dipshit

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I love this movie and my dad hated it, he saw it when it came out and was massively disappointed because he went in knowing it was fake after the marketing had made it seem real. We watched it again recently and he ended up really liking it.

I'd like to seen an edit that removes all the Blair Witch references from the new movie and just makes it an alien movie like it was supposed to be.

The latter are usually people who like Cabin in the Woods

Where would be the fun in that?

>Cabin in the Woods

overrated garbage. horror with a twist: people thought it was so fucking smart. glad the hype ended quickly.

It seems smart if your dumb, so of course everyone thought it was super smart.

Anyone remember then hype when it came out? Good times.

I was in 7th/8th grade when it came out. Many many kids 100% thought it was real. A lot of my friends weren't allowed to see it so the gist of the movie made rounds via word of mouth and changed a bit from person to person. Was a fun time.

you could say the same thing about Love, Actually

Watched it when I was 12 or 13 years old I think and it completely mortified me (this was when I still thought it was real).

Even still, the idea of witches stalking people in the woods is fucking creepy. Who knows what those crazy, demonic bitches are doing to the poor idiots that they snatch up.

Was there ever even any hint of a motive to kill Heather?

Mike was an audio engineer. He just put a speaker down lol.

They asked if they could Eiffel Tower her and she said no way, so they just had to do it.

No. They make a point about how the house in the woods burned down, but find it perfectly intact later. It could have been a different house, but it's unlikely since the pre-release material, and the sequel both state they found the footage in the ruins of the old house.

I remember the hype better than the movie itself.

It's Generation Z that thinks this movie is scary, I saw it when it came out and always thought it was a joke. The shaky camera bullshit was the worst and made everyone have motion sickness when they watched it.

>It's Generation Z that thinks this movie is scary
No, us zoomers think it's boring as shit. The only people who like it are millennials and Gen X

That was literally the only thing that made this movie what it was, the marketing. It was over-hyped garbage.

was he jus having a piss in the corner?

Stop trying to fit in.

>I really loved. cabin in the Woods

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