How can one man be so based?

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And away we go

me in the top left

He's about to mount the bike, so calm down.

This family looks like an accident

Perfect femboy genetics game on that kid damn

i thought they got divorced

>whites are not superior

Can you be any more of a cock sucking faggot?

Based

How do you even go through adoption? Just pick a baby you like the looks of?

I saw eastern european boomers doing it all the time

Yes, Brad reunited with Aniston again

>adopted a bunch of shitskins
>one of his biological kids is a literal tranny

Also had anal sex with Gwyneth Paltrow

did he not pick up on jolie being batshit insane before they married?

>anal sex with Gwyneth Paltrow
source?

>Angelina is a botox fueled cunt
It´s her doing u just know, thats probably why Brad fucking left.

how come there arent any bicycle movies, maybe a live action yowamushi pedal movie

>thats probably why Brad fucking left.
Brad didn't leave. Angelina is the one that left him and filed for divorce. It's really not that hard to look it up.

People have been parroting this Brad Pitt meme all day here, ignoring the fact they got divorced because they kids were entitled little shits, and he tried to discipline the oldest one and she got the FBI to investigate him for child abuse.

> Jolie's decision to end the marriage stemmed from disagreements with Pitt about parenting and his "interactions with the children,"
Oh so she basically left because Pitt didn't want to raise a bunch of transexual children? Wow, he got cucked hard.

Still don't understand the meme here. I'm 300 lbs and even I can mount and dismount this way.
(Yes the back tire needs replacing every year)

the cheap front shocks, bargain basement triple crank and cheap mechanical discs indicate it's a low end 'trail' bike that usually runs 400-800 USD depending on who makes it.
It's called a CX dismount and it's fairly common.

He's dismounting the bike, screwing around when going down the hill and is about to jump off.

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first you tell them you don't want a black one or a physically disabled one or a retarded one....then you wait about 8 years.

if you say you'll take a blackie or a dumbie or an aspie you get one in 6 months.

or you go to China or Eastern Europe or Central America and bribe an orplanage around 20k to jump to the front of the line and pick out foreign baby.

what the hell is the point of a bike rice if you have to get off the bike at certain points in the course.

>I'm 300 lbs
Why?

It's Cyclocross and it's nearly one of the dumbest sports out there. They do it during the mud seasons in the fall and spring to trick road cyclists into buying a "cyclocross" bike.

It's a dreadfully unfun thing to do you go around on a muddy dirt path about 5 miles and there's about 2 sections where you have to shoulder your bike.

The Belgians are the best in the world at CX, by far. They invented it in the 1920s as off season conditioning for pro cyclists. They'd just go through the muddy cow pastures.

It’s always so dope when the supes fly upright. It really sells how they’re so tough and powerful that they give no fucks about air resistance. Let the plebs deal with the shockwaves.

how does he do it?

>wasting trips on such a fagpost
user..

It was well documented that she was batshit but she was still hot enough at the time that you could look past it.

Years of overall neglect adding up. Use of food as reward mechanism. Sedentary job.
I used to be 340.

>he uses pedals
lmaoing @ pedalcucks

based dandy horse chad

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Oh shit here we go again.