Heem

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How would a ninja turtle do in UFC (no weapons of course)

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kino fight frfr

In many ways, Kelvin Gastelum is a ninja turtle.

so it's okay to be racist to brazlians irl and say they're all liars but if i do it in a game of dota 2 i get muted for 3 months?

in many ways Kelvin Gastelum ranks higher all time than Bisping

tattoos are the male version of plastic surgery
and its not ok

What about women with tattoos
and plastic surgery

Luis Pena fought earlier and won

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Garth will heem Charles and become undisputed champ before Dustin LOL

who mogs who?

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Chase a check
Never chase a bitch

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tawlf b havent figured this one out yet

KNUCKED

Megan Olivi.

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Have you seen THE DAMAGE tattoo? it was beautiful

good for you, Luis

Khabib missed weight vs Gaethje.

Bareknuckle has been growing on me, especially since the UFC has worse storylines than WWE

Paul Harris mogs all

stunning natural beauty

Poirier daughter on sight will heem garth doggo confirm

>storylines

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You're not talking to brazilians in dota 2, you're playing with Peruvians, I tried playing US East once and it was full of them, I didn't see a single brazilian

>muh mandrama

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loopycel mad

>volkov back tattoo

Agreed :)

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uhh did you see op my guy guarantee we're in that faggots thread right now

why do street fights usually end in a few punches yet mma fighters can fight for 25 minutes without getting heemed?

MMA memes are becoming main stream, just saw a dota 2 streamer posting this on youtube

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Janoskibros we got dropped again

just goes to show how talentless ufc fighters really are

heeminder of who’s fighting in your bkfc main event (couldn’t find a clip of the permaheem on its own)
youtu.be/GoSujK9Qwno

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Is that Palhares?

>especially since the UFC has worse storylines than WWE
why are americans like this

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hum makes sense

He made at least 5 threads today, what’s the maximum you can make?

Fuck Dana

Paul Harris b

>rewatching BJ poo heem by fatso
>rewatching anthony smith split decision by high schooler robber

you mean yoel homero

Limit is by how many are in the catalog, I think 5 at a time.

She looks just like my Stepmom that got away...

qrd on the bkfc storylines?

>I kept fighting through that. I thought about Jesus man carrying the cross and that dude would not quit.
>I was thinking that whole entire time when charles had my arm out like that he didn't tap
Tony bless

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holy shit how are they allowed to hold more events after that?

anyone have a PFL stream?

She's so beautiful.

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fighter's biggest fear is gassing out, no one is afraid of gassing out in a street fight, also people aren't that ready to take shots and they're not very good at it

It's already done

>say olivi isn't hot
>cue 48 hours of olivi simping

Whilst there’s some knuckchads in the thread I might as well shill top dog, yes the last event was shit but I promise you this one wont be

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megan is a PUTA

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how come every girl named rose is autistic?

true actually hadn't thought of that, b. Gastelum was just the first fighter to pop in my head when I thought "turtly" but Yole fits the bill too

>Justin Gaethje, a fighter most known for his ability to get hit in the head several times, will soon be the Undisputed UFC Lightweight Champion
This semen slurping sport isn't for me

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So Garth lives in Phoenix. Is that a nice city? Always heard it's unbearable for half the year

Isn’t Olivi Mexican

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we tawlmbout braplivi?

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freestreams or baked.live

budget megan and skanko

they gotta zombie?

Bronx bros.... We was rigged

Should include over developed calves and traps

Try 3/4s of the year. And not to mention all the elderly people crashing into your car/property/kids constantly

Untappable. If you try to rear naked choke one, they just escape into their shell. Probably suseptable to ground hug and losing because they can't get off their back so they'd lose rounds that way while taking no damage. Obviously unstoppable on their feet as they have a hard shell protecting everything but a head shot

hes known for heems you goof

italian b

Nah, she's Italian. You can from the build

all that smoke that came out was all kayla braps

There is no shame in simping for Megan.

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but theyre hotter than the "real" ones

>younger and better looking
I don't think you know what "budget" means

>tranny harrison: i don't do this for money
>also tranny harrison: i went with pfl because ufc and bellator didn't offer enough
kek

Charles could unironically move up and beat Usman

Hard nipples on this russian

anyone have that webm of dana from DWCS where he sits back in his chair and looks sad

>khabiby neck crank'ed turtle shell and then do eagle jump

Heem Knucked

He's a cheat

it's 2022 you are allowed to be gay, no problem

lets go Kayla

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curious to see how charlos psychology is. He went from defending the belt to now fighting towards a title fight. Wonder if he will have accepted this or still feels like hes defending his belt.

>Loses to Poirier
>Choked by Khabib
>Decision win (robbery) over Tony Ferguson
>Decision win over Michael Chandler
Where are the heems?

yes Usman is on roids, so what?

the alvarez fight

i put 500 on the other chick, bout finna make 25,000

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why are you making shit up? Kayla chose Bellator but in her contract with PFL they had matching rights for up to 1 year after her contract expired and PFL matched the Bellator offer.
why would you just make something like that post up?

If he wrecks Gayche, only thing that matters is his winning streak

That’s funny, tell the thread another joke.

usman flatlined Mas and Burns tho. charles would be mojahed ghost after that

Another Olivi poster. Based.

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Didn't you hear him? The champion has a name and its Carlos Oliverias

The champ has a name, his name is Charles Oliveira

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hm true hes still defending that I suppose.

kayla kinda got a fat ass ngl

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