Wats it like watching movies with a girl

>Pic related my fiancee

I'm so sorry

I've had way more sex while watching movies in theaters than while watching them at home

post her ass

She will fall aslep in home.
There is a chance she will fall aslep in cinema, unless its cold one.

Like on a date? No different from going to the movies with my sisters really.

Done both

At home:
>she gets esily distracted
>browses her phone
>talks all the time

The theater:
>she's quiet
>focused
>wont browse her phone

Theater>home tbqh

> you can cum at home

> you can also cum on theater's but is more risky

>theater
small chance for you to get a bj
big chance she will want to kiss all along the movie when you just want to watch it
else it's exactly like going with a friend. You just sit together in the dark.
>at home
she lays on you, first 5 minutes are good, then you want to die because her cheekbone or what ever is killing you.
Everything else is like in a theater.

>At home:
>>she gets esily distracted
>>browses her phone
>>talks all the time
Dont pick shity films and make her BJ you if she takes the phone during the film, works on my end.

most important distinction is that she lets me play with her feet at home

these
I have some rare pepes you can have in exchange
she looks like she has a nice thicc one

>he's never ejaculated on the back of a stranger while enjoying kino

Was that taken at a horse race? What did your fiancee place?

Post yours. Oh wait, that's right, you still live with your mom and haven't touched a pussy since you came out of one.

>never ejaculated on a stranger
Of course, I have. Just not in a movie theater. If I'm paying to watch a movie, I'm watching the fucking movie. Pussy is boring after a point.

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Touched a nerve, did I?
You must be really short, too. They only let the littlest jockeys ride horses like that

I watched Arrival at the cinema with a girl.

She kept whispering that she didn't understand what was happening, and complained that I should have taken her to see Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them instead.

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>Touched a nerve, did I?
>You must be really short, too. They only let the littlest jockeys ride horses like that
Pic related is you

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>Has not gone out with a female since he was 13

damn ive never seen anyone as seethe as you are right now
id rather be alone than with your ugly ass fiance lmao

Give Seabiscuit a carrot for me, m8

have sex

>pussy is boring after a point

virgin spotted

they constantly talk during the movie

numale narrow shoulders

Why is that ogre wearing a dress?

Got a blowjob that lasted for over an hour when I went to see Lake Placid at the kinotorium when I was in high school. My freshman girlfriend had never gave head before and was terrible at it so it took her over an hour to get me off. She finally figured it out after 45 minutes or so and I made her choke on my angelic load. Was cash.

That doesn't sound "cash" at all

Cos playing as Shrieks wife.

>Pic related my fiancee

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It's usually an ongoing conversation around the movie from my experience. It can be fun but you have to keep the reigns to maintain focus on the movie.

That sounds awful for the both of you.

sounds akward

I had a date once with a girl. Turns out that my sense of humor, talking, and autism made me out to be a judgmental asshole. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. It's up to me to prove other peoples' expectations wrong in one way or another.

Also so far watching kinos in my experience is just a way to end the date than it is the main spectacle.

Also,

Spiderman Homecoming was KINO.

Fuck Anti-Disneyfags, the reality of the situation is that either
Bank off of the MCU and Sony getting a team behind the next good Spidey KINO.

OR

You bank off of Sony getting a getting a team behind the next good Spidey KINO.

Imagine posting a picture of this animal and proudly proclaiming that you fuck it

do you guys also feel like when you're out with a girl your sense of humor and social skill magicly improve? When I'm talking to my friends or random people I barly got anything to say and can't think of jokes. But when I'm with a girl it's like you're a whole new person

It's called confidence.
When you're one-on-one with a girl, you know you're already halfway there

I dunno I'm allways like that even with my best of friends

I was 17 and she was 14. We both enjoyed it lol. She became a real pro real fast and did a lot of practice on me. So yeah, id say it was cash.

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Important dialog
>She's talking
Tense scene
>She tells you about her day
Major plot point approaches
>She goes to use the bathroom
Suspense builds to crescendo
>She tries to make out

Why would you post this, user? Jesus wept

should have done better vetting senpai

Theater
>will pay attention
>fumble opening snacks
>won't be on phone
>horny after

home
>won't watch anything if its late because she's tired and doesn't want to focus on plot
>be on phone for 3/4 movie
>asleep for the rest
>might pause and fuck depends
>will leave and make food without even giving a shit about missing scenes
>most likely bored and will just want to cuddle

>training a girl to suck other dude's dicks
>hobbit smoking pipe.jpg

>will leave and make food without even giving a shit about missing scenes
Not even a fucking meme but my brother's wife did that shit and it drove me nuts.