/heem/ - /knuck/ edition

did they die

why didn't khabib get stripped when he missed weight?

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>portugal flag

you ever felt a banana tree? they're not that hard. they're fibrous instead of woody like a regular tree. it's a meme and nobody in thailand actually trains by kicking or punching banana trees but it doesn't really hurt that much unless you're a bitch

Why was the other thread deleted?

cuz this is the thread

>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN PROOF!
I accept your concession

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cuz circles sucked off the jannie

its not harsh this stuff is already agreed upon before the fight, this is what happens when the champ misses. if the challenger missed then they cant win the belt (which is even gayer).

rod was being a naughty boy

instagram.com/p/CdO0BxKv-2f/
(Google translated)
>The champion has a name his name is charles Oliveira let's go with everything Brazilian nation God is God he never abandoned me and it won't be now that he goes I am the CHOSEN THE ILLUMINATED
What if he loses though? Will he blame God?

Because the guy who calls the weight called it at 155

Because he didn't miss weight. Scale read 155.

Beaners For Tony

>if he loses
won't happen.

not a bad theory. its pretty definitive that mods are homosexuals and we now know that the brit thread maker is also homosexual. they could be boyfriends like Till and Khamzat

do zoomers really think tweets are proof? do these camps not have camera phones they can use to gather evidence?

>Charles misses weight for the 5th time in his career
>obsessed schizos start seething about Khabib for some reason
?

Heem who is your fav fighter and when was the last time you had sex
For me is Charles Olivera the undisputed ufc lightweight champion and yesterday

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Heem wont like this post but its the right post.

Imagine caring about some belt just cause a person said it was important, im smart enough to deduce whos the actual champion on my own i dont need some arbitrary shiny object to do it for me.

even if the digital scales were "off by .5 lbs" that didn't stop the rest of the fighters from making weight. justin made weight even if the digital scales were "off"

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>let me just go back in time and take a picture of the scale that I didn't know would be relevant hours later
holy cope, you're getting a fighter who's on the card saying the scale was wrong and you're pretending it doesn't matter

LoL

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You wouldn’t last a day in schaubs sneakers

>for some reason
its because he was the last LW champ to miss weight

Charles Oliveira vs. Justin Gaethje
Rose Namajunas vs. Carla Esparza
Michael Chandler vs. Tony Ferguson
Mauricio Rua vs. Ovince Saint Preux
Donald Cerrone vs. Joe Lauzon

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L
Khabib will never be goat. As much Joe Rogan that shitalian sucks his dick. Demetrius Johnson,gsp, siva and chael sonnen will always remain the goats. khabib is a fughducking scammer.

fav fighter is gooby and I've never even hugged a girl

>flag
Looks like your nuclear family.

tony ferguson
roughly 2 months ago

wheres kenya

All his previous missed weights were in featherweight

>Justin Gaethje (155)
charles is just a lazy slob, yet again

My favorite fighter is war machine and ive only had sex with corpses if that counts

One chance at life and you were born Indian
Kwab

>miss weight
>blame God

legit?

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There is no "weighing in in the back". That was a lie made to cover for Khabib missing against Justin. Now, Charles and his team is using that lie as ammunition to cast doubt on the weight miss. UFC can't deny it without exposing the bullshit excuse for Khabib.

weird coincidence

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Justjn is ugly and inbred white trahs muslim dick muncher. Gaethje one dimensional scum gets rapec by oliviera. Also khabib was overwieght in his last fight sgainr gayjee sheepfucker inbred white trash scum

Im sad

Im crying

Pls giv fite stream

how could oliveira's camp not realize the scale was relevant during that full extra hour they had after initially missing weight? Plus Gaethje said the scale wasn't wrong and I trust him more than some underpaid can who probably hates the ufc and wants them to look bad.

so what you're saying is charles has a history of missing weight... interesting...

>Oliveira causing massive amounts of seethe
I was right to boy him years ago.

>cave your opponents face in
>thank him

>Oliveira
>Esparza
>Tony
>Rua
>Layzon

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Oliveira
Esparza
Ferguson
Rua
Lauzon

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I am 2 months from wizardy. Jon Jones is my favorite fighter.

youtube.com/watch?v=7b2uGNXhjUI

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Gaethje is inbred and retarded. Hitlwr would have genocided him

everyone is laughing at him no one is seething over him, he lost his belt to a scale

Why could Gaycheese make weight but not Charles if there was some kind of problem with the scale?

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Is it just for championship fights that you have to hit 155 exactly? Every other normal fight it seems like they are fine with 1 pound over.

Gaethje
Rose
Chandler
St. Poo
Lauzon

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>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BELTERINO

why would anyone be seething at Chuck when he's the one who is getting his belt stripped? wouldn't it be the other way around? Chuck haters would be laughing at his misfortune while Chuckboys will seethe at the injustice

*165

gaethje
esparza
tony
osp
cowboy

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This may upset some people but in a lot of ways Charles 'Do Bronx' Oliveira is the lineal lightweight lhampion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

/knuck/chads we are LIVE
youtu.be/7b2uGNXhjUI

what's your mini-streamer thinking about shameliveira missing weight?

hitler is dead boomer

Jon Jones is goat. Only faggots and muslims like khabitch dicksucker subhuman inbred scum. Also gaethje is human scum needs to be publicly executed with his gay family.

Favorite active fighter? Superbon
Last time I had sex was like 4-5 days ago. My wife is on her period

Imagine needing a belt for you to know whos the champion, i could tell you every champ in history and hint, its not always the guy with the belt

Charless
Rose
Hap Ace
Rua
Cowboy

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because heckin arizona is in on it even though gaethje lives in colorado and went to college there

Gaethje is half Mexican.

>Garth
>Carla Esparza
>Tony.
>RUA
>Cowboy

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I barely said anything and it just keeps happening

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Thanks to you Jew worshippers. Never ever call your backstabbing ilk based

>lhampion

>oliveira
>namajunas
>ferguson
>rua
>cerrone

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Thank you

so its an indian vpn this time

Fuck Dana

Gaethje
Namajunas
El Cucuy
St Preux
Cerrone

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>Missed weight
With her I was delighted to hear that

Why are you asking me something I don't know? How would I know what happened in charles's camp. I'm just giving you someone who has nothing to gain from saying it was off, saying it was off.
>I trust someone involved more than someone with just as much authority in the matter but isn't directly involved
I don't even think Garth is lying just pointing out you're a retard. I will not be responding to you any more.

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>has no tits

bet you think khabib is champ still

Just explained it to him. He pointed at the ground and said "Yogurt" five times.

Look into it

Oliveira
Namajunas
Toneh
Rua
Lauzon

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>he doesn't need the belt to be champ

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are swedish men usually this swarthy

just filter every meme flag as soon as you see it. they just want attention but they arent creative so they do meme flags to stand out

what a sham of a company

Oliveira
Namajunas
Chandler
Rua
Cerrone

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Full subhuman. The fucker ruining ufc with his retard style fighting. Why don't inbreds get execute ruining this beautiful sport. Ugly ficker. I hate white americantrash.

based proto aryan lighting this thread up

mini-twitchy is garth boyer?

were you alive then or do you just live in the past?

>DURRR SHINY OBJECT MEAN GOOD
I cant fathom being this low iq

>There is no "weighing in in the back".
Yes there is
> So I’m hearing that the fighters scale in the back was .5lb off. Normally the UFC checks your weight in the back before you even make it to the official scale so there’s no surprises. But if the scale in the back said he was on weight so he stopped cutting, this is a problem
twitter.com/AlanJouban/status/1522682618881454082?s=20&t=L1Xjpm7KRzQobEW_gILv9g

Gaethje
Esparza
Chandler
OSP
Lauzon

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Justin Gaethe
Carla Esparza
Tony Ferguson
Ovince St. Preux
Joe Lauzon

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so who is lw champ?

He just respects his mental peers.

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yes, it's been that way throughout all of human history

Gaejeet
Rose

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Khabib

Get fucked bitch. No poo champions ever.

I actually live in the past. If I had the power to go in the past I would have killed the entirety of Justin gaethjes family. Ruining th esport. The khabitch fightducking inbred scum would get exposed. If oliveria fails I'm done with this sport. Subhan white trahs with ko fight iq. I hoe somwbody shoots him and his ugly family if he wins

Gaethje
Namajunas
Chandler
OSP
Lauzon

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why? because he got the shiny object from beating a real estate agent?

кeкc

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K N U C K T I M E

range ban india (again)

>this seething shinylet

Charles gives his thoughts about the scale: twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1522726433524658176

made for pat barry

The united states of muttamerica talking about being monkey

Gyno darkie vs a flip

Don't care I don't want one dimensional lousiana swamp inbred trash as ever being close to the ufc belt

Because i have analyzed him from every angle to still be the best, my analysis is worth more than some random shiny object, get over it

Hmm i wonder why justbin was the only one at exactly the propah weight

>actchually i do

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retarded Indonesian vloggers who nearly got swept away and died, but they didn't. Happened right before the Tonga eruption

Khabib beat McGregor for the lineal lightweight belt.

Realistically how do you even stop Tony? He gets out of leglocks and armbars with 0 damage. You can't put him down. He just keeps walking forward like the terminator. He is basically indestructible.
No wrestlefucking. No blanketing. No 3 round bullshit. The theoretical fight taking place here is NOT 3 rounds. No mentioning submissions or any BJJ b/c you cant tap tony. No TKO early stoppages.

Ali Abdul asleaze. Conkor was right . Terrorist goatfucker needs to be reigned in and needs to be executed by Navy seals.

That black man got some tiddies

Charlie
Carla
Tony
OSP
Cowgoy

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Random shiny objectbros not like this

Ali Abdul asleaze. Conkor was right . Terrorist goatfucker needs to be reigned in and needs to be executed by Navy seals.
Sober mcgregors destroys that inbred coward.

what race is that?

this
if you rule out all the ways you can beat Tony, Tony is unbeatable

> Charles
> Esparza
>Chandler
> Osp
> Cowboy

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Justin Gaethje
Rose Namajunas
Michael Chandler
Ovince Saint Preux
Donald Cerrone

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Expectation: Olivera losing to Gaethje due to the belt drama
Reality: Gathje losing due to being confident about the belt drama

is the ufc belt really just a random object? how does it always look the same?

Can't watch the "championship" title fight if there is no champion
They should cancel the PPV

Chael sonnen and never had sex

>Esparza
>lauzon
Are you memeing

Its a random shiny object worth NOTHING