Men don't hit the wa-

Slav genes made him cute, but also turned his head into a Soccer ball once he hit 30.

Every single human does
But men usually don't hit it as hard as women

>he thinks there is such a thing as a wall for men

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both pic are ugly

It is fat. Stop living in denial and go exercise, fatty.

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Perform intercourse, individual with no sexual interactions due a lack of proper social skills

Doesn't matter, the dude has never had a girlfriend (a model one at that) that has been older than 25.

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leo was peak twink

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never liked him the way he looked on the left. Leo only recently became hot

me on the left

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Young DiCaprio was so angelic, he ruined himself with all the tanning

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Leo was never that attractive. He just looked like a regular guy.

>roastie still mad he drops bitches at 25

he didn't hit the wall. You're judging him, a man, by a woman's standard of beauty. Women judge him differently and would think the picture on the right is hotter.

I'm way, WAY uglier than I was when I was 18/19 by my own standards, but I attract way hotter women now at 27 than as a kid when girls didn't even look at me. The difference is I'm looking at myself through the filter of a man instead of what women see. To women age can be attractive and having a cute teen look can be a turnoff

He still fucks prime age pussy every night. Literally bitches lining up to ride his dong while he lies in bed listening to tunes on his noise cancelling headphones.

Were dudes though so it's not our position to judge that but every girl wants to fuck leo, at any age so there must be something going on.

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do you think he screens them for STDs first? ha has enough money

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>implying a god is affected by a human curse

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He's charismatic as fuck. You can smell his testosterone (and expensive aftershave) through the screen. Older women look like they smell of incontinence and cheap perfume.

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I would love to kiss Mikkelsen
No homo

Me too, user, me too

>No homo
y-yeah, same

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You're talking about Brad right? Because leo has the testosterone levels of a 15 year old.

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It's true. He's a big fan of MGMT if I'm not mistaken.

Men hit the wall WORSE than women

Leo doesn't count. He's not even trying to avoid the wall because he will have endless puss no matter what.

More of a pretty boy than a twink

Honestly I find that men who were really hot when they were young age like shit, whereas a lot of ugly young men can become very attractive.

Most of Leo's change was easily preventable
>cut down on the tanning
>workout a little more
His hairline hasn't changed, which is impressive.

I guess that explains his apparently inexhaustible libido

His face basically ballooned up.

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>Men don't hit the wa-
They don't. He's just fat. If he lost like 10-20 kg's he'd look great.

he's riding purely off nostalgia for titantic and how cute he used to look.
but even then he still has to throw money at them, while in his prime he got pussy for free

Not really. He isn't the only guy who fucks pussy in his 40s.

holy shit is an OK magazine thread? you guys are chatting like girls,

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À votre santé !

He looks like a mix of Jack Nicholson and Rip Torn kek

welcome to Yea Forums celeb threads, enjoy your stay newfag

My face?

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It's actually manly as fuck to be so based you're fully aware of everything. You must be one lousy specimen of a "man" to even respond like that. Work on yourself, it's obvious you need it.

>mfw Mads and Kojima vidyakino is coming out soon

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Pretty much this, albeit sun damage is still an issue for white guys. With regular sunscreen usage you're much better off than white women though bc of testosterone's effects on collagen turnover and skin thickness

Don't teenage boys have famously high testosterone levels? Hence the proclivity to fuck (or if beta, masturbate to) anything and everything female-shaped they can get their hands on?

Why in the fuck is he morphing into an elderly oriental man?
youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

This is a very persistent myth for some reason. Teenage boys have *lower* testosterone levels, they rise quickly until a peak around 19-20 then they plateau until 30 or so then slowly decline, as long as you don't gain weight that is

Libido isn't strictly related to testosterone, teenagers have higher libidos because of neurological differences

I think that's the same with both sexes. Though obviously less so with women, given the menopause. If you grew up with everybody thinking your hot shit you kind of expect not to have to bother, so you take your eye off the ball and end up letting yourself go. Whereas if you grew up feeling completely hideous looking, the easing of social pressures and the new pool of friendship groups adulthood brings frees and motivates you to reinvent yourself and actually try in this second chance you've been given by the completion of puberty.

He is fat as fuck, has coke/alcohol bloat going on, and tans a lot. Just stay at a low bf% , never tan your face, and don't go bald and you'll be fine

>Just don't go bald bro!

He has an appointment at midnight, he needs to smash into Clock Town.

you're*

Yeah not really. There's no fixing ugly just like there's no fixing stupid.

This is the male equivalent of a basic bitch

Thanks for getting that This Is Sparta remix stuck in my head for the first time in a decade.

>don't go bald

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Hence why the user wrote workout, i.e. lose the extra fat.

>and having a cute teen look can be a turnoff

then why every old woman (30+) i encounter gives me the eyes

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hideo pls get out

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Not him but you literally sound like a fag. You pay attention to his nails too?

Wow 44 year old looks 44
You guys are fucking homos, if he just worked out a bit and maybe hit the booze a bit less he'd look great for his age

witnessed

Leo could have easily maintained his looks for much longer by exercising and being more careful with what he eats/drinks, but he just decided to party hard and fuck models which is fine too
His face was so popular when he was younger that it still carries him hard

men do hit the wall when their 60

Not at all. You sound like a closet latent homosexual though being all offended by straight men talking about being based. Are you aware that you're gay?

>don't go bald
Y-yeah haha who would do something like that...

kek. yes they do, and they hit it earlier

>Women judge him differently and would think the picture on the right is hotter.

fuck no. this is all just cope for aging

Sorry for the delay. Here's me

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