>Worf: Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes! >Picard: Mr. Worf, if I wanted the opinions of a wild beast, I would ask. Now shut your dirty Klingon mouth and don't you dare open it again until I say you should, or I'll be forced to get the painstick again. Is that understood?
>Worf: Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes! >Sisko: Excellent idea, Mr. Worf. And I want you to know just how much I appreciate your counsel and experience. You're a terrific officer and I am privileged to have you under me!
>>Worf: Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes! >>Picard: Mr. Worf, if I wanted the opinions of a wild beast, I would ask. Now shut your dirty Klingon mouth and don't you dare open it again until I say you should, or I'll be forced to get the painstick again. Is that understood?
jesus just sit on my face and crush my skull with your fat logical vulcan ass already selar
Logan Thomas
The Enterprise was the flagship and primarily a diplomatic and exploratory vessel at a time when the Klingons were primarily a rival and threat to the Federation.
Worf was under Sisko primarily in a wartime capacity at a time when the Klingons were the Federation's closest allies.
Isaiah Ramirez
I wish I could travel the galaxy for 70 years on this ship. I don't know what they were complaining about tbqh
Even when his advice gets accepted, it takes forever and you can tell that he has little patience for the process. I'm waiting for the show where Worf gets his own Defiant to command and is able to immediately execute his ideas without waiting for permission.
Oliver Scott
>Mr. Worf we would all appreciate if you could stop recommending photon torpedos especially on these diplomatic missions.
Julian Jenkins
it would be better if the nacelles didnt have the flippityfloppity gimmick
Ayden Parker
>That knee snap
Y'OUCH!
Bentley Howard
worf did nothing wrong if you always fire your torpedoes nobody will fuck with you picard never understand the value of being feared
David Cooper
Which ship had the comfier mess hall, Voyager or NX-01?
Worf was security chief. His primary role was to offer his opinion of the defense of the ship. In DS9 he was strategic operations officer. It's then his job to tell you who the fuck to blow up.
Aiden Scott
>half the odo/quark shit is like a cheers-type comedy except odo was painfully unfunny
I loved the set design on enterprise. It felt like a good mix of modern tech with what you see later in the series while still playing homage to TOS's design. T'pol's got her little science microscope scanner, there are still buttons and switches. Maybe someday the federation will figure out how wifi works though.
Gabriel Sanchez
What're some of the frumpiest, paunchiest 7 of 9 cosplay you guys have come across?
I still haven't watched discovery. and I don't intend to, but why wouldn't they just make it set in the future of the federation. Everything I've seen of the show looks like the enterprise J shit they show in that one episode of ENT where Daniels takes archer in the future. I mean whatever, I don't care that it doesn't look like the TOS sets because that's just ridiculous in a modern show outside of fanservice episodes like the mirror universe in ent, scotty on the holodeck, or DS9's trouble with tribbles.
Parker Lopez
looks like Pam from Archer, I absolutely would and so would you, incel
Thomas Evans
Of course the coons are going to stick together, user. This shit is more basic than your bitch of a mom.
Blake Taylor
This bitch dressed up like 10 of 9
Samuel Cruz
Why is /pol/ always so aggressive and adversarial?
Mason Price
You can look retro without going full blown TOS. STD sets have absolutely nothing in common with the era it's supposedly set in - it even looks more advanced than TNG, especially with those holographic screens and shit. >but why wouldn't they just make it set in the future of the federation. Because they wanted to cash in on the JJ movies' success by having a show they could namedrop and feature a yong Spock in.
Levi Gray
didn't say i wouldn't, why do you think i was asking for more, you philistine? no such thing as incels
Owen Hall
Its star trek though, you can just have some dumb shit about time travel, or cloning to reboot any character from the past. Not to mention marketing before discovery came out was literally "fuck you people who liked star trek, this is DIFFERENT!"
Andrew Phillips
exposure. gated communities and echo chambers have a hard time understanding and relating to those on the front lines, i.e. people who earn mid class wages and less.
stereo types and statistics do NOT spring from the void.
John Turner
This guy sure does know a lot about butt plugs
Parker Jones
Butt stuff isn't that weird anymore. If buttplay isn't in your arsenal as a lover, you're technically as untalented as a virgin.
Daniel Hughes
After Voyager and the TNG films were over, the accumulation of prior events and prior characters was so large that it became more attractive to just reach back into the past forever instead of constantly tripping over the canon. All the awkward contradictions, the unintended consequences and implications coming from technological changes, lack of consistent limitations, etc. Trek was never broadly planned and let itself become too much of a mess to work with.
It's true, you're not really a man unless you've had 14 inches of latex shoved into your rectum
Aiden Flores
STD was absolutely conceived as a TV spinoff of the JJ Abrams reboot universe, except marketed as being in the "prime timeline" because something something legal reasons and to make fanboys happy. >the direction is like a frantic action movie >viewscreens are glass windows instead of plasma screen TVs >everything is chrome and shiny >the fate of the universe is at stake every five minutes >Spock's hair is more bowl-shaped like it was in the JJ movies and Ethan Peck is just Zachary Quinto rather than Leonard Nimoy >in fact all Vulcans have extreme bowl cuts - it was never that excessive in TOS-ENT >The Klingon makeup is just a progression on what they looked like in Into Darkness - more reptilian >phasers go pewpewpewpewpewpewpew instead of PSSHHHEWWW PSSHHHEWWW
Leo Bailey
Only real /trek/ fans post with Voyager dildos plugged into their asses.
John Miller
IS IT /TREK/ OR /STG/????? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!
Samuel Stewart
I like /StaTre/
Robert Ramirez
would First Contact have been better or worse if instead of Picard going apeshit over the Borg, it was Sisko being livid, while Picard instead played the role of Lily Sloan as a voice of reason?
Set it 100 years later. You can have shout outs and call backs when you need them, but enough shit could change that you wouldn't need to be a slave to it. Even if you wanted to go dark and edgy have the ship and the crew operating outside the bounds of the federation or whatever its become. You could have a crew full of weird aliens and characters that aren't bound by all that pesky morality and enlightenment to get in the way of mindless action. Shit there are a million things you could have done that still checked all their dipshit boxes for the studio that weren't terrible and obnoxious to the built in audience.
Elijah Ramirez
Worse, Lily works as an audience surrogate. The biggest mistake was not including O'Brien, who was an actual TNG character and major participant in Best of Both Worlds due to Levar's surgery
Nathaniel Martinez
elab on surgery
Jack Richardson
I love Disco but this is correct. The Kingons especially aren't jarring when you see they are clearly a progression of the Kelvin verse designs.
>When the filming of this episode began, actor LeVar Burton was in hospital for emergency surgery. Consequently, his scenes as La Forge were carefully filmed after the majority of production was concluded; this is why he only appears in close-ups and not in shots with any of the other main performers. Several of his major lines were rewritten for Colm Meaney, which is why Chief O'Brien is one of the main characters who works to restore Captain Picard.
>Sisko is ranting >Picard tries to play the voice of reason >Sisko gets in Picard's face and tells him he's a traitor and a murderer, and he's afraid of the Borg >Picard looks him in the eyes and gives him a lecture about duty and responsibility and his own checkered past >Finishes with a veiled threat to put sisko's teeth down his throat if he ever questions his courage or loyalty I mean it could be good.
Which is why First Contact was already more than half-way towards being a DS9 episode.
Jordan Morris
It's shit.
Levi Adams
take your opinion and pls go
Kayden Ramirez
>flying spoon
Isaac Hughes
how else are you gonna eat cereal from the milky way?
David Roberts
Picard wasn't a pussy though and he shows sisko he's not incapable of aggressive posturing, just in case his picard-speech didn't leave a strong enough sting.
Hudson Green
lol XD
Jaxson King
Imagine hating on Voyager in 2019 after all the other crap we've had to deal with since
Consider this, if you fast forward to Enterprise J, time travel is even more pervasive at that point. What happens when the Enterprise N eventually pays THEM a visit because they're even MORE about time travel? Is it even CRAZIER? Does its crew all has personal shields and transporters and micro torpedo launchers built into their dermal implant comm badges? The development was already too retarded by the finale of Voyager. You can't have anything resembling a normal Trek after a certain point.
Part of the charm of ENT was a return to having a crew deal with limitations. If you remove too many limitations of the crew then the required ramping up of threats required makes them become too abstract or unwieldy in scale. I don't know how this isn't obvious. A similar writing problem happened with those Stargate shows too.
Christopher Morales
What's Archer's limitation?
Connor James
>The time Dr. Pulaski cured ageing and its never mentioned again >The immortality planet >Warp travel is destroying subspace Star trek is fine with ignoring wonder tech created to reset everything back to where it was at the end of an episode. Remember when half the crew devolved into monsters, or when janeway and tom turned into salamanders, or when geordi turned into a black light ayy lmao, and they're fixed by giving them a shot that reverts their DNA. As long as the show is consistent no one will really care.
Daniel King
>"Voyager brought back too much universe-breaking tech from the future, it wouldn't be Star Trek anymore! This is why we can't have more 24th century shows! We need to go backwards!" >go backwards in time to the TOS era >STD has universe-breaking tech like the spore drive that can take you anywhere in the galaxy in an instant 120 years before Voyager had to travel across the Delta Quadrant the hard way
He's a naive self righteous dick that learns a little humility. He's still idealistic, but a little bit more pragmatic about the realities. Basically setting a precedent for all the star fleet captains to come.
The limitation is the old ship taking a long time to get around and fend off simpler enemies with more primitive weapons. You have to face it that in a long-running show where you have to relate to the struggles of the characters, there has to be some base similarity to what we're personally familiar with.
Levi Morris
>it's another BAJORAN episode >skip!
i thought people said DS9 was good. I wish I was back on the enterprise
>The limitation is the old ship taking a long time to get around >Goes to Kronos in the first episode in a matter of days
Tyler Torres
Yeah I never suggested that their method of avoiding some problems wouldn't cause other problems if the writing was still retarded. I hate STD and barely enjoyed ENT. I'm just pointing out a plausible reason for why they continue to avoid a future setting.
Asher Rivera
>bald check >barely any ridge variety check >looks like a fucking orc check
Brandon Kelly
Thine Own Self The bit at the very beginning where Data's voicebox is broken and he's just making mechanical whirring sounds is the best
>everything since voyager has been worse >therefore voyager is good Not that I'm talking about Voyager here specifically, but what kind of fucking philosophy is that?
A turd's still a turd, even if it smells less rank than the others. Having said that, I don't think Voyager is THAT bad, I just think it could've been a lot better.
Xavier Murphy
It seems the Federation future in STD will be something with some kind of fall.
Isaac Morgan
Sisko honestly should've given Worf his second and career-killing reprimand in Rules of Engagement. Compared to abandoning a mission to save Dax and getting some defector killed, it was a far greater mistake and showed his unsuitability for command.
Jackson Kelly
This thread was fucking trash the first ten times you made it
Hunter Sullivan
beep boop I love you kira
Camden Butler
>I literally cheered when this guy died. You're a heartless fag, that episode where he died was great. The first season finale when bon horne shows up and recreates when his ancestor changed the course of another civil war to victory is pretty good. Sisko's having his hands tied by the federation and having to work around that. The episode when winn gets kira to investigate berial and uncovers that the opaka was a collaborator. The bajoran episodes are fine. Even some of the muh emmisary episodes are good.
>tfw enjoy odo until the dominion changeling fucks him and he almost kills rom
Elijah Cox
>bedroomeyes Should have been more Deep Space Noire Odo episodes. The turboautist LARPing as a hard boiled detective was a good angle for a character.
Josiah Davis
Is Star Trek or the Simpsons more influential?
Owen Nelson
But user Bajor is a religion of peace.
*school that refused to teach the divinity of the Prophets explodes in the background *
M-m-muh Occupation!
Thomas Adams
What do you mean?
Jayden Ramirez
>Zek is a cringe woman respecter. Brunt is based.
Jordan Fisher
Probably Star Trek because of the effect it had on the STEM/tech sector, arguably inspiring the cell phone and all sorts of interesting devices and advances.
Ryder Nelson
No evidence for ANY of this.
Henry Garcia
>one creates original stories >the other is pop-culture reference-based storylines hmm, I wonder...
Jace Nguyen
Why does early tng act like Starfleet academy is super exclusive and full of nothing but geniuses?
Jayden Nguyen
>is this an edit or from an episode I missed? Because it made me audibly kek It's from an episode where a shape shifter turns into pichard.
The Academy is high end. Regular anons need not apply.
Owen Brooks
>original stories I often wonder how much of trek was actually original and not just derivative of unrelated short stories that were already floating around for decades.
Hudson Flores
>too dumb for Yea Forums What do you guys recommend?
Mason Stewart
If women, bezites and bajorans can join Starfleet it can't be that exclusive
Connor Scott
A lot of it is original. Sometimes they do shakespear on the holosuites.
Look how long Pulaski takes to react. I bet she's racist. We know she hates data for being a robot, it's not much of a stretch that she hates blacks too. She's probably thinking "I want to see him die, will other people notice if I don't do anything? They probably will. Better try to look busy, let' go there, act concerned and wave the tricorder on his face"
Nolan Gonzalez
Many freeze in emergencies.
Michael Ramirez
it is, look it up on MA
Chase Reed
Depends how finely you want to split hairs because you can always just pull the "wagon train to the stars" card. But there were plenty of trashy sci fi monster of the week shows that have come and gone that almost everyone has forgotten. But star trek has managed to stand out and become a part of pop culture. There is enough new and well done that it synthesizes into its own thing that has created a franchise 50+ years old.
Cooper Miller
Someone post the really old kfc/shoopdawhoop edit.
Bentley Mitchell
Bezite is a typo for Benzite.
Isaiah Morales
You stupid motherfucker. Simpsons has the sneed meme. Trek's only presence on Yea Forums is the autism general.
Easton Baker
i prefer stargate
Logan Johnson
>Trek's only presence on Yea Forums is the autism general.
Wrong. They're trapped in a cosmic creature that has a temporal effect that loops time. He's a version of picard 9 hours or so from the future. Present Picard kills future Picard to break the loop and allow the enterprise to escape.
Easton Hughes
Funny, that's what your dad said after he knocked up your mom.
Kayden Scott
>too stupid to respond intelligently learn to read, retard
William Adams
Because its OCS for earth's space fleet that's the beacon of the federation. Until DS9 started blowing up 50,000 ships in a single battle star fleet was never supposed to be that huge and if you wanted to be an officer you had to be the best of the best. You could always enlist if you still wanted to serve but weren't cut out for the academy, which is where the red shirts and janitors come from.
Connor Wood
Thin Pam, sure. Michelin man rolls are a boner killer for me.
Isaiah Jenkins
Hnnnnggggg god imagine if she sat down and farted on your face lol that would be so gross and smelly
Daniel King
>impacting Yea Forums culture in 2019 >some kind of badge of honor haha sneed guys am i right? This will always be a baneposting board.
Memes, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the general /Enterprise/. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new shitposts, to seek out new memes and new copypastas, to boldly post where no one has posted before
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Blake Morgan
I'm sure you'll find a girl irl. just be nice and caring
Jacob Rogers
When you have the best torpedoes you don't care if other people feel like situations are "escalating." The situation isn't escalating, the situation is exactly the same as it's always been. You're the one with the best torpedoes. Worf lived this truth.
The worst part is, it never gets better, you'll be missing the Enterprise so often even in the later seasons. Every Bajoran episode is pure shit, besides the one where Dukat cucks that one guy.
>after being melded with tuvok neelix retains the ability to perform mind melds and wiping short term memory There's a reason Neelix jumped ship before they got back.
Zachary Thompson
This one was a real winner:
Xavier Bennett
Does that mean that Tuvox is complicit in Neelix's many crimes through his continued silence? Why didn't he narc? Was it illogical to expose a pedophile?
Jace Jackson
based riker9.jpg poster
Ryan Morales
Tuvok went into pon far and neelix did him a solid by letting him "babysit" that night.
>giant space battle >enemies all around >pew pew fwoosh >all power to aft shields >immediately takes a hit to the bridge which causes a hull breach leading to her almost losing her entire command staff
does this show get better or should I just give up now?
The real question on my mind was, did he stay on that random Talaxian mining colony to start raping that boy for years or did he split once Voyager moved along?
Once again, everything made after 2001 is heresy. Fuck the prequels and reboots. If they don't want to deal with established canon, set the shows in 2500 and stay out of the fucking 22nd/23rd centuries. Yes, I think setting these hyper-advanced shows around and before TOS backhandedly makes a mockery of it. Get out of the past already.
There was plenty of cool shit set up for after DS9 and VOY, with the occupation of Cardassia probably leading to another Cold War and the Borg technology brought home by Voyager. Though you just know they will fuck up ST:P with some more SJWfaggotry and further ruin the bitter taste that Nemesis left for the TNG crew and era.
Camden Perry
I am annoyed that she never got those fake tits out. She even turned down Playboy under threat of being black-listed from Trek if she did it. While she and Will are coming back for STP, I think it would have been worth the risk 5-15 years ago.
Carter Cox
Enterprise did the same thing, though. They tried to be more careful about it, tried to avoiding tarnishing TOS, but the existence of prequels/shows in the same period have always cheapened Trek as a whole in my opinion.
It's a shitty gimmick and I genuinely hate everything about it.
Stop, user, I can only get so erect. Seeing the Shatman bulging in a uniform again would be incredible.
Liam Lee
Well you're in luck user because it is an extremely comfy ship, so much so that it turns fanatic federation denouncers into upstanding starfleet officers and effortlessly supports a crew lost across the galaxy for years with such a high level of comfort that most of the time they forget theyre supposed to be in a desperate situation fighting for survival in an expansive unknown and spend most of their time mincing about without a care or worry.
Ryder Collins
Season 6 of voyager was actually good
Jose Bennett
No panties, no bra, pokies. I don't remember TNG doing stuff like that.
Yes, I lump ENT in with the SJW JJ-type shit we are getting now. I wanted to like ENT, even liked the casting of Bakula as the captain, but I just cannot believe it's over a century before Kirk.
For all the backlash against TNG at the very beginning, it was still recognisably Star Trek; as were DS9 and VOY. It never stepped on anyone's toes and undermined history established on screen and otherwise.
Sadly, for all the mainstream success of First Contact, this sowed the seeds of the franchise's destruction, as they became obsessed with 'origins' stories after that.
Jack James
I am well aware of that. I just wanted to see what her fakers looked like.
Season 4 was great, same with season 5, season 6 was good, and the first three were littered with some exceptional Trek.
Jordan Bennett
Yeah remember when Sam and Norm went on that flight and it crashed and Sam had to drag Norm up a mountain to radio for help, or how Norm always had to find out when a random ethnic walked into the bar and beat or stabbed Sam?
Tyler Fisher
He's right though and you know it, hence the cherry picking.
Ryan Foster
>Sadly, for all the mainstream success of First Contact, this sowed the seeds of the franchise's destruction, as they became obsessed with 'origins' stories after that. I don't even think that's what it is, user. It's just the current state of Hollywood in general. Everything is a remake, a prequel, a reboot, or something that requires as little creativity or effort as possible. Writing in Hollywood in generally has reached an all-time low, in my opinion. Everything is about avoiding cliches to subvert expectations but these people lack self-awareness SO FUCKING MUCH that they don't realize 'subverting expectations' has become the ultimate cliche.
It's lazy writing combined with executives so mindlessly capitalistic that they'll pump out almost anything regardless of its quality.
Intellectual: disliking TV nudity/obvious eye-candy because it's pandering to a low common denominator Brainlet: disliking TV nudity/obvious eye-candy because "muh objectification of womyn" They're the latter.
John Johnson
Maybe so. It's definitely the former for me.
TOS did sexy shit the right way, ENT did it the wrong way.
Jose Ramirez
Star Trek can never have characters like Deanna Troi, Jadzia Dax, Kira Nerys, Seven of Nine, or T'Pol ever again after #MeToo
Adrian Nelson
Sure they could. What? Why couldn't they?
Maybe Berman couldn't get away with forcing them to pad their suits and shit but that's about it.
Eli Ortiz
>Ship is named "Voyager" >Show is about ship voyaging far across the galaxy Wow, really?
The official account retweets so much that I bet if I write some dick sucking statement about STD even I could get retweeted by them.
Brayden Russell
Why does Janeway get a bigger ready room than Picard?
Liam Williams
fine complilation but it's Worf's job to suggest the safest option as sercurity officer. It's not necessarily the right or smartest course of action. He just has to let the captian be aware of all the options. and if they listened to him more often there would be less trouble.
Cameron Kelly
>doctor who fan
Jonathan Campbell
>Patrick Stewart having total control of the scripts like the TNG movies Oh no no no no no no
Most people that worship Patrick Stewart forget that pretty much every demand he ever made in regards to Trek was fucking dumb. Forcing love interests on TNG, more of an action focus in the movies, trying to build a macho image.
Actors are the most vain, egomaniacal people on earth.
Jack Taylor
Based and Kanarpilled.
Liam Cooper
>its the leader we need now oh no
Isaac Sullivan
The trailer for STP already showed it being like an action movie. There's even a "chosen one" girl.
Oliver Johnson
I know, user, I know. I knew it was over the moment I saw the trailer.
Anthony Ramirez
The Cardassians did nothing wrong
Jace Wilson
The bitch who plays ivanova in deep space 9 is such a bad actress holy shit.
Tima travel usually sucks as a storytelling device anyway, so just invent a reason why it's impossible to do it anymore, and done.
Thomas Wilson
Why should two fags deciding to fuck and suck each other be a civic virtue?
Jaxon Wright
It always reminded me of apricot juice or something, though it seems to have a consistency more akin to Jaegermeister. Jaeger is probably the best answer. Germans and Cardassians have a lot in common.
Isaac Jenkins
>Germans and Cardassians have a lot in common. Is there a Nazi officer that fucked a bunch of Jews just like how Dukat fucked the female Bajoran population during the occupation?
David Hill
the samefag is strong with this thread
Jeremiah Edwards
Yeah, user. Like, all of them.
Jason Nelson
Thought that was the blue nigga form the Orville for a second there
Matthew Baker
She was born as a Bajoran.
Dylan Thomas
It's that NTT loser. Most likely just VF being bored.
Thomas Cook
It would've been so easy for there to have been an episode where Q becomes wrapped up in that "temporal cold war" plot where by the end of the episode Q decides it's too much of an annoyance to him and no longer interesting, then just snaps time-travel into being impossible. Done. Excuse for a substantive Q episode for once and the end of time travel garbage forever.
Matthew Taylor
Did anyone like any of the aliens introduced in Voyager? I thought the Viidians were the only interesting ones, everything else seemed forgettable.
I feel like there’s more to explore in the bumtier
Liam Diaz
>Yeah, user. Like, all of them. Oh really? Keep going, I'd like to read a tail you've spun in your own little head.
James Hill
after watching STD ENT was like a breath of fresh air desu
it may be a turd but it's a comfy turd in comparison
Julian Morgan
You mean the blue nigga who cums out of his forehead? Dumbest gag in a long time. Maybe the dumbest.
Josiah Hall
Who was the best tng season 1 chief engineer?
Jordan Watson
The sexy middle aged woman with the mole.
Ohh, you know NOTHING about Jaeger! It doesn't have the consistency of fucking, I don't know, corn syrup? It looked like heated tar. Ohhh you bother me so much!!
Levi Bennett
They just can't help but put those little digs in.
