They used a picture of an action figure for the poster

They look like they did at the point of their death :^)

Each appeared as they were when they were strongest in the force

I assume it's because it was the last time he was truely on the light side of the force (Just ignore the last part at the end of Ep6).

WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SHIIIIIIT

"Anakin" died in the lava on Mustafar. That was the moment he truly became Vader.

Lucas retconned Anakin's force ghost in a re-release of Return of the Jedi. Sebastian Shaw was Anakin in the original release.

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He's still Anakin when they take the mask off.

what bothers me is that anakin looks like a rapist here

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They're pandering to try and win us back.

emp lookin a lil cuter than normal. Look at that friendly smile

Those nose and above the eyes are completely wrong

>mfw everything about this movie so far
Never thought I'd see Star Wars die in my lifetime

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This apparently is likely not the theatrical poster, which instead is likely to be released around November. It looks shit, but it was probably only created for a single event and so would be low-priority.
I fully expect to hate this film, but I think it's worthwhile to focus on things other than this.

Then why doesnt he have any scars from the battle huh?

Do you have patience for a very long rant?
scifiwright.com/2018/07/the-last-straw-01-star-wars-anonymous/

>Kylo has the high ground, yet he is prone
Literal, man in higher position bowing down to female.

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>except the dead ones

>he thinks thats long

hahahaha fucking zoomers lmao

I'm actually over 40, I said that thinking of the Twitter generation. Reading is a lost art.

Dark side are just better at everything

Because user is wrong, Anakin died and Vader was born the moment he fully embraced the dark side which happened when he killed the younglings

>girls are so cool and badass

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This poster is stolen from Stsrcraft.

The Sheev fade with stars in the background is from the mission screens in the Zeratul missions in Wings of Liberty.

Middle one looks like he's sniffing the aroma of their climactic lasersword battle

And enjoying it

Lucas didn't tell him about the scene. That's why he's acts kind of weird. If I remember right, he thought it was just a wardrobe test. Lucas didn't want it to leak that he was putting him in RotJ.

He is a puppet now

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go be old somewhere else

It did in 1999 though.

You'll still be here in 23 years too

WHY IS REY USING THE LIGHTSABER THAT WAS DESTROYED IN THE LAST MOVIE?

>le prequels are le bad
Shut the fuck up, zoomer.

No one's ever really gone

no i wont

That's a story for another time.

Disregarding the fact that sheev generally looks virtually identical everytime he appears whether it be in toys games or big screen, there are some pretty clear differences between the 1st and 3rd pictures.

YIPEEEEE the fuck outta here, permachild.

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Its a few years in the future from TLJ.
>Sauce: official timeline
She'll just magically have a new one like how Luke had his new one in RotJ. DOESN'T IT
SOUND
FAMILIAR?
THESE ARE THINGS YOU KNOW

I hope the spoilers aren't real because it sounds like total dogshit. Sheev would be cool if done right though.

>Reddit filename
Literally fuck off you faggots.

You do realize Luke was a fucking mental projection of his younger self there right? The only time he touched a lightsaber in TLJ was when he tossed it off the cliff. You must be double fucking retarded to ge rconfused by that shitty movie.

Because Obi Wan said in ESB that Anakin died and became Darth Vader. This change makes ROTJ consistent with ESB

lmfao you retard, I'm talking about RotJ.

He said his lifetime though.

>they actually used a irl picture of an action figure on the official movie poster and thought no one would notice

OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Why was TDK so good, familingus?

i never got this. didn't he only become darth vader after natalie portman died?

>Anakin is Caucasian in the light side of the force
>He becomes James Earl Jones in the dark side

>movie is called "attack of the clones"
>clones attack for 5 minutes at the end of the movie
umm??

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Underrated post.

That the biggest clue so far for time travel IMO. Look for the Falcon to have the old round radar dish in the trailer tomorrow n

Literally sniffing a dick

>bowing down
or he's lowering himself to her level

>Born after 2006
This site is 18+ little man.

i'd hope they'd have the sense to hide it, disney let marvel go to lengths to hide story shit in trailers, should be doing the same for star wars

This movie is set in the thirty minutes between Episode 7 and Episode 8.

Should've gone with this one

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I want someone to take this and replace an official poster somewhere, like at a movie theatre

Notice how Anakin IS wearing the prequel style robes.

It seems Lucas did, in fact, always intend for that to be standard Jedi attire.

At the end of TLJ she'd holding the broken pieces of it when Leia says "we have everything we need"

She just got it fixed, I guess

True, but it's always possible that the designer did those changes himself at the request of whoever's in charge. Not hard to do in Photoshop.

Why is anakin wearing tattooine robes in Endor? like wtf

Anakin grew up on Tatooine, that's probably why

>Luke had his new one in RotJ
After jedi training you have to make your own lightsaber

And Yoda too? why would the ghost of Anakin wear a Tatooine robe if he was a jedi not hiding during the clone wars

>hey all our viral astroturfing online is failing, they just keep Sheevposting!
>that's it! We need to bring back the Emperor

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Because Anakin cummed in Padme.

pretty much what everyone expected

Probably the smartest thing they could have possibly done but it's going to backfire because people won't like it that Rey of all people is the one to finally defeat Palpatine

All Anakin did was kick the can down the road to his grandson's girlfriend

Why don't they make paintings for the posters like every other Star Wars movie did before the sequels?

That's right, fuck Drew Struzan and real artists! Let's just steal a photo of an action figure.

I GUARANTEE you a woman or a Jew okayed this.

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So, will Anakin rise to the High Ground in this movie?

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I wonder if Luke was confused, like "wait who the fuck is that?" since all he saw was a burnt face man, not someone with feathered hair.

Take me back please

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Well he could probably tell it was his dad by using the Force.

Luke Skywalker will be the emperor. Capture this.

This isn't the final poster, just a pre-final-trailer poster

TFA and TLJ had them too

because George liked to do stupid things

None of the Nu Wars official posters we're paintings.

>light side of the force
wasn't a thing until sequels faget

But neither TFA or TLJ had hand-painted posters, just photoshopped pictures. Only fan-made posters were hand-painted.

This was intentional. Don't fall for that.

Who gives a FUCK about Basedwars either way?

What else were you expecting? JJ fucked up Star Trek, of course he was going to fuck up Star Wars. That Disney thought JJ's ST was good just speaks to their idiocy.

Or it could just be a new render

Here's a better quality one

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Where's this from?

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

4K83, it's probably one of, if not the best fan restoration of all time

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fun gif but if it was more correct it would be the cause of the death star blowing up because this film is going to be the final nail in the coffin

Everything about this poster looks very weird. At first glance I honestly thought it was supposed to be for the cinematic finale for Rebels or one of the other cartoon series.

It's kind of sad because both TFA and TLJ had Struzan's poster for Disney's event.

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because the american audience is to dumb to realize sebastian shaw was supposed to be anakin after seeing the prequels
the didnt get who that old dude left of yoda was

>a girl that held a lightsaber for 20 minutes and had no training has a sith lord trained by LUKE SKYWALKER and a dark lord cornered and on the defense

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There's a timeskip this time so they'll just say she practiced a lot and read the books she took from Luke

It's weak but that'll be why

The poster isn't even complicated, they could have let an artist really make some cool Palpatine art with Rey and Kylo fighting in silhouette.
I think it's probably the same reason why Hasbro didn't have a Luke figure in time for TFA's release. Disney was un-naturally uptight about any pre-release stuff with certain characters and they wouldn't give the toymakers anything to go by. Likewise, they probably don't want to "spoil" Palpatine. It's fucking nonsense.

this is such a fucking 70s dad face lmao I kinda dig it

damn, bailey jay sure got fat and disgusting but those feet are pretty good

Nope

Even if we get that it will be the best part of the shitquels so far

Based bonbiposter

Somebody knows that action figures face well enough to catch that shit.
No wonder our society is over

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But no one cared until they put the mask back on

>child does childlike thing in movie about child
Woah....

?

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Weird, I've never seen that one before. It looks really good actually. Did TLJ get one like that too?

Ewan looks like he wants to kiss me in this picture

It did but I can't seem to find it

Nice catch, anyone who says jedi robes are stupid can get and stay fucked, I love how they look

Yeah it did, Drew Struzan didn't draw it though.

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Anyone have a pic of the action figure that has this image?

Thanks. It looks pretty cool though the blue of the lightsaber kind of breaks it, especially since Rey isn't even that important compared to the rest of the characters in the movie.

Is that really drawn? looks like regular pictures stitched together and touched up to look drawn.

I'm baffled that they said the "heart" of TLJ was Rey and Luke's interactions

It didn't feel that way at all

Rey and Kylo's interactions felt like the heart of the movie, with Luke and Yoda on the side with one the best scenes in the movie.

Yeah exactly, it was clearly Rey and Kylo as the core - even her time with Luke is spent mostly talking about Kylo, asking questions about Kylo, and her meeting with Kylo is what ends the whole thing

All she does with Luke is beat him up, threaten him with a lightsaber, and leave him stranded on the planet after stealing his books

she was a good friend

Photoshop lighting changes

electrifiedporcupine.com/2018/11/23/star-wars-emperor-palpatine-deluxe-edition-hot-toys-sixth-scale-figure-review/

looks kinda like this one just a little more detailed

Now that I think about it, TLJ doesn't even pass the Bechdel Test right? Women talk to each other alright but it's always about a dude.

That's not bailey jay. Unfortunately.

Movie posters routinely photoshop actors heads onto lookalike models or use stock photo images. This is not a shocking development and it doesn’t even look bad for the poster.

Leia and Rey talk about how they'll continue the rebellion with so few people, so there's that

>They used a picture of an action figure for the poster

This deal is getting worse all the time.

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I thought it died in 1983.

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you could have combined the first two movies into one. this would have made a better poster if this would have been in the first confrontation between Rey and Kylo

So suddenly it's not just the prequels are good, but only the dreaded ZOOMERS think otherwise (when logically it would be the zoomers who grew up with the movies defending them)? Learn the fucking lingo if you're going to shill here, mouse.

the bar for good star Wars posters is so low that this looks decent in comparison

I mean look at this dog shit and how they tried to cram everything in it

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Please somebody shop this and make it match

heh

It is amazing how little time and money Disney is spending in making these advertisements. They are constantly lowering the bar on already dwindling quality of movie posters.

i think this could have been a cool poster for Revenge of the Sith (just replace MaReySue and Crylo Ren with Anakin and Obiwan)

How would that change the nose shape?

You guys are trying waaaaaay too hard here

Wouldn't you rather wait till something bad actually happens rather than make up obviously fake stuff? The confirmation bias would be much more satisfying

Like sure I'll play along and pretend that the Palpatine render was just an action figure, but we all know that's not actually true. Picture down the line though an official poster DOES steal a render from a toy. You are taking away from the potential shit storm.

You can't align Rey and Kylo's weapons like that and then have it be offset and not central to the composition ffs. They're even to a completely different scale. Everything is so fucking haphazard and without form it hurts.

The worst part about the new movies is how small they make the galaxy feel. Instead of Rouge one and Solo we could have movies fleshing out the new era instead they focused on stories we knew the endings too. The first order story is the empire story but it could've improved through side movies that show the differences between eras thus propping up of the new trilogy with some new world building. Disney just didn't realize they had at least a three movie grace period to introduce new ideas though they only cared about maximizing profits through memorable faces, which may ironically, produce the opposite results

Wouldn't Anakin have been like 45? Why does he look like he's in his 70s?

No one wants to kiss you

agree

>The First Order will control all the major system in a matter of weeks!
This is the most egregious example of making the galaxy feel small

Same reason Obi-wan looks so old but should only be ~58

Lucas screwed up by making the gap between ROTS and New Hope only 20 years

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

You are over diluting the movie with drama. At this rate real drama is going to get lost among the pile of shit like "Palpatine kinda looks like the toy here"

That and the short timeline between movies make it feel that no other events except the ones shown matter. It would be like if Vaders past did not matter because it wasnt shown

You fucking retard. What do you think the action figure is made after?

OMG HOW COULD SHE STUDY THE PIECES AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO RECONSTRUCT IT

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That was marketing speak. The marketing guys realised that, especially after TFA, most of the audience wanted to see the film to see what had become of Luke. Not to see Admiral Tumblr berating Poe for toxic masculinity

kek

>2 billion dollar box office

looks like he phoned in this one honestly compared to the others

based

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>Never thought I'd see Star Wars die in my lifetime
What make you think that? It was the destiny that the Hollywood demon jews wanted, they wanted to remove the archetypal motivations of people who saw Star Wars as a kid and made them hopeful. So they fucked it up and made it a marketing gimmick series.

Yeah because it made sense that Luke was able to touch Darth Vader at all, who spent 20 years hunting Jedi

Jesus Christ they are fucking unoriginal

It would've been a cool alternate poster I agree. But not as the main poster

There's a deleted scene of him making the green lightsaber though.

Luke got fucked up by vader until the very end where vader was having doubts about killing his son

I imagine a lot of that happens when the producers come and say to the advertisement team, that he'd love to see something like movie X had and the ad team just says fuck it and copies the style directly just to keep the producer happy.

>there are still people who don't realise that Vader very clearly let Luke win

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>old round radar dish
Yup. Here's a new Lego set that just leaked the other day.

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>deleted scene
Stopped reading there

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Explain Rey

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Is that the real poster? It looks like fan-made shit

What's wrong with Kylo's hair though? It looks kinda like a helmet, or maybe it's wet.

Marvelous.

they have all the money in the world but they copy-paste so much

example this helmet from the Solo movie

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Nah, it looks mad close but the wrinkle lines are slightly different and the nose is slightly wider. I imagine they probably used the same photo the action figure was modeled after though.

When they took his mask off, did he die?

>those split turbine Nu-wings
The sequels really were made by tards for tards

Ebin filename.

There's no real difference between highly detailed action figures and movie production prop models. With so many layers of post production on the poster no one would ever know the difference.

Yes. Just like Drumph. #impeachnow #thefutureisfemale

it will definitely be really painful

Those BLACK series toys are a meme on /toy/.

Because George Lucas went full retarded and nobody stopped him

>op is a faceblind retard
Every single time.

>inb4 Anakin somehow resurrected himself or was cloned and he appears in the climax

Yoda looks so bored there.

No it's because Lucas is an overgrown child who can't keep his hands off his own art and leave fucking well enough alone.

They probably do it because if they'd so something original, the producers would cry and moan that it is too different and make them do changes until it would be just like these posters are now,
When people say they want something like X is, they usually mean they want the same thing, but different, but still the same. It has nothing to do with time and money, it has all to do with creative bankruptcy.

whose feet are those?

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I think it's time to admit this movie is fucking awesome.

Reddit Letter Media fags can go fuck themselves

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They will use the action figure as a practical effect. Its the next logical step for merchandising wars.

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Yes, Fallout power armor with horns.

the gungans still annoy me to high heavens, but it wasn't a terrible adventure movie.

Based. And may I add, it is literally the only sex that they will ever have

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imagine watching star shit

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I think it's especially amazing because it offers something to everyone. I loved it as a kid because of the sense of adventure and pod racing. I love it as an adult for the political intrigue and worldbuilding.

But yea the Gungan shit needed to be cut.

The prequels are very enjoyable movies but they're still bad.

Meanwhile in Poland, this is Return of the Jedi's poster.

Also here's a link to other Polish movie posters.

buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/45-amazing-vintage-polish-posters-of-classic-american-films

Say what you will, Poland is pure kino.

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I mean, check this shit out.

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>high IQ poster culture

Could never happen in the USA.

>need orange/blue
>need everything obvious and literal
>no poetry allowed, Americans wouldn't understand

>That Jedi font
what de we mean by this?

i don't care. sheev rules

What are your box office estimates bros? Sub 1b?

nothing, probably

so their original plan was to completely remove the OT and now they have a movie titled the rise of skywalker???

There no way this is the final poster, it looks like a friggin cartoon

who cares, hayden was a good anakin

Before that... I like to think that this youtu.be/_hoXNXSpmng is the true point where Anakin turns away from the Light Side.

>we hate the original trilogy
>resorts to sheeving as the bait for their finale

bravo nolan

more entertaining than the sequels but still shit

You could say there were *some* poor planning decisions made...

Those are badass.

I mean you could make a case for Obi-Wan since in a few days he saw the Jedi Order slaughtered, he lost all of his friends and mutilated his apprentice, his brother, turning him into a walking machine of death and sorrow. And then he went to live in the desert with minimal human contact... that's gotta be a lot of stress, it makes sense that he looks 10+ years older.
Shaw as Anakin just looks too old, it makes more sense in the edited version with young Anakin.

>There no way this is the final poster
gee what gave it away, user? there's still just under 4 months left, so why would they be stuck with their final poster now?

i love it

Yeah Obi-wan is a little easier to accept. Even without all the stress and years worth of war wounds he undoubtedly has, just living in a desert period is going to age you fast and fuck up your skin

I guess in comparison to NuWars, ok.

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Yes, this movie IS awesome. It's not perfect but nothing is. Keep in mind, it is the ONLY 90s Star Wars film!
Som good things in TPM:
Kino lightsabre fight
Podracing
Padme is hot
Underwater city and sea monsters
Awesome sets and locations, truly awesome visual
Jar Jar is a Sith agent

Ian is literally on the cast listing you absolutely retarded mongoloid.

Is it ethical to fuck machines?

>90s
kys millennial scum

They are though.

Fight me, zoomer

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This. The prequels are actually the only good Star Wars movies despite the supoosed thin veneer of shit that covers the gold.

Anakin theoretically died during the fight with Obi-Wan. The person who became Darth Vader was not who he was deep down.

Or by not being autistic and using contextual clues

more like this.

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I bet newfags don't even get the joke.

>the prequels are the only good SW movies
Lol get out.

Nice false flag double bluff, Mouseberg

Why do you care how the poster was made if it got the targeted effect?

They were retarded in terms of anything grounded in reality but I see where they were going with the design in terms of an upgraded X-Wing.

Also, I tried to find a decent picture of an X-Wing to post but Google only pulls up Legos and toys. Fuck me, X-Wings are my favorite thing about Star Wars.

>women lie
>wives die

And a good friend

They really are you brainlet zoomer fuck

it got blown up in the last jedi in the corner of the screen where you weren't looking

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Who the fuck cares. Is Disney wars. Every single thing they make is just terrible.

>was able to play an autist so well, people thought he was an irl autist who couldn't act
Sasuga, Lucas

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>how to out yourself as one 101
faggot

wholesome sheev

Space super glue, no biggie

>Guitar Hero 3 Pack Set
Kino
Also the failure known as Wildstar in the bargain bin.

Based.

The rise of cringe

rey has a jedi temple lightsaber, not maul's. it can be bent to ignite 2 blades parallel or opened like a switch blade to be like mauls. why though. why is it red

Mwaaaa the expectations... subverted

why does han have a double blaster

That's a scope, it's always had that

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TELL ME ABOUT [DARTH] BANE? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>bowing down
hes laying down so she can dick ride him

*cries*

well done

Maybe CGI wasn't done in time?

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Just a promotional poster for D23; not the official poster that you'd see in theaters/merch/whatever.

It's exactly shit like this that makes Geiger so comparatively uninteresting and annoying to be receiving so much unwarranted praise.

fair enough, looks way off to the side in the poster though

$0.05 has been deposited into your Disney Club Rewards account

It's probably lamer than we think, he only appears as cg in the film, and they sent the toy company the same 3d file to print the figure.

i think we have a mouse problem in this thread

I don't even watch or like star wars yet I knew this

Fucking retarded Lucas forcing his meme vader.

>This change makes ROTJ consistent with ESB
It doesn't since Obi-Wan thought there was no redeeming Anakin when he said that. The entire point of RotJ was that you CAN be redeemed, even if at the very last moment of your life.
The change just makes it seem as if Vader was still Vader instead of Anakin when he died and makes Luke look like an asshat.

Wtf Luke father return as a ghost forces with the appearance he had before failing to the dark side?!!!! HAAACK

good

Put the son of the mask on it

From best to worst

>Rogue One
>The Force Awakens
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Solo
>A New Hope
>Return of the Jedi
>The Last Jedi
>Revenge of the Sith
>The Phantom Menace
>Attack of the Clones

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who cares? the movie trailer for mandalorian looks infinitely better than RoS

>Revenge that high
>Phantom that low
go away zoomer

Remember when you were caught samefagging in that Mask thread?

>not complaining about TFA being that high

Where can I find 4K83 in not 60gb?

I have a version of 4K77 that's like 5gb.

Is /k/ aproved to put a fucling scope in a blaster?

Fucking appalling list. There is something seriously wrong with your taste if you think a carbon copy of A New Hope is better than the real deal.

I'll fix it for you, dumbass faggot
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Rogue One
>A New Hope
>Revenge of the Sith
>Return of the Jedi
>Attack of the Clones
>Phantom Menace
>Solo
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi

I'll fix it for you, retarded faggot
>The Empire Strikes Back
>A New Hope
>Return of the Jedi
>Rogue One
>Phantom Menace
>Revenge of the Sith
>Attack of the Clothes
>Solo
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi

>looks way off to the side
It's always off the the side. It's a real scope on a real C96. The scope has to be to the side because the gun is fed by a stripper clip through the top.

>laser gun
>clip

Haha fuck you that's what I wanted to shop.

XCOM EW is actually a great game and far better than most others pictured.

>The Clone Wars
>A New Hope
>Empire
>Return
>Revenge
>Rogue
>Phantom
>Attack

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He couldn't have made it more considering the ages of Luke and Leia.

based

he learned this lesson when his wife told him she wasn't feeling well and wanted to see a doctor. She later died of AIDS that night when Patton told her to sleep it off

FPBP

Yeah he kind of trapped himself the moment he decided Luke and Leia had to be born at the exact same time Anakin became Vader

how will the jews at Disney ruin him?

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By having him lose to Rey and Kylo, two children who only have an extremely surface level knowledge of the force.

I unironically think this is true. jews can't into the hero's journey.

Anakin didn't die when he was in Hayden Christiansen mode.

Force ghosts were always a terrible idea.

With all those dead Younglings under his belt, no less.

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vader was obviously conflicted because Luke was his kid. who the hell is this random girl to kylo and why should he care.

Not even remotely comparable. The only reason to use an action figure is being too cheap or lazy to take a picture of the actor or draw the poster.

based

soul/soulless but still not quality
AOTC is outright bad save for minor things like some aesthetics and of course the soundtrack

because killing children is the secret of youth, why do you think Epstein was arrested

Its called a reference photo you retard

Mandalorian isn't a movie you retard, it's a tv series that releases weekly on Disney+, so you will have to subscribe for at least 3 months to watch the series

nice

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You know, m'lady, that Jeffrey Epstein was once a Jedi. He couldn't assassinate anyone. It's not in his character.

Colbert posting never gets old

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Darth Maul alone elevates the movie above and beyond nu-wars

I knew there was a reason I came into a Disney thread. Sometimes you fags are alright.

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I would go see the movie if this was the poster

gas yourself

>tfw the Sith’ari losses to Gaylo Ren and some literal who girl
feels bad

All the prequel posters with the Darth Vader suit on them

>You know remember the MSNBC reporter who genuinely thought that was offensive and that the franchise should be considered problematic

is bonbi the cutest girl to ever exist?

Might as well accept it now because I don't see any other way this ends