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>Charles, after missing weight how do you respond to Tony's claims that you're a 'Fathead'?

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>poisoning the well

hahaha why does this fella have his hand over his head haha

ITS TONY TIME BITCHES

/heem/ please educate this casual. I thought that for title bouts, half pound over was allowed. I saw Oliveira is stripped and can't win title tomorrow.

>a shartles sperg reported my post

If only shartles was as spineless as you, then he might've made weight.

something hilarious about this

>hey Steve thank God we discovered this kidney tumor so early, we have to get you into surgery asap
>No thanks you quack, my all fruit diet will cure me the homeopathic way as nature intended. Tell Wozniak I have another vague, delusional idea I need him to make a reality then steal all the credit for.

This man is regarded as a genius

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Khabib missed weight once and we never heard the end of it, Olives misses weight 5 times and it's memory holed. Really makes you think

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Yoel winning tonight genuinely meant more to me than any fight on tomorrow's card. Tony winning maybe.

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Well he's a genius in some regards, retard in others.

*enters thread*
youtube.com/watch?v=8zqOosNhbYk

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Aj mckee has been regulated to cornering some wmma can on pfl kel

No you have to be on the dot for title fights. For other fights you get 1lb allowance
Olives is stripped but he gets #1 contender if he wins

UFC made a massive investment on a certain "project." They would lose millions if a certain fighter wins tomorrow. They decided to mitigate that risk by removing a certain outcome from being possible. That is all I am saying.

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Wtf does he hit something at 0:25?

Is that the story you're sticking with?

>

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the absolute state of women

Khabib also never missed weight for a title fight but people cope and pretend he did for the Gaethje fight. Oliveira misses weight for the Gaethje fight and people cope and say he didn't. Really activates my almonds.

If you're a dope and consistently exploit the genius of others for profit, then how are you the dope?

What head movement, those punches were a mile away

Cheers user

you bring up occam's razor and the strawmanning a conspiracy argument when it can only reasonably seen as human error. Pipe down midwit.

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So if Oliveira did actually just miss weight there wouldn't be any schizos in the thread claiming conspiracy, right?

How many times did Schaub miss weight?

speed bump

Rose has a fat butt for a loli meng

Yeah it was human error. Charles' human error of missing weight like he's done 4 times before.

gonna watch the fights tomorrow with my trans gf

The cancer was just a cover story, he had HIV.

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PFL now, knuck in 1 bong

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How do you say "Big titty go home" in 1st grade level Portuguese?

what project is that?

Pat "Pick em while they're young" Barry knew what he was doing

remind me what division that was in b because I don't remember perhaps you do

bros...I'm starting to believe. it really is tony time

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eu queimo rosca

How much do you think DC's wife wants to kill Skanko?

he was killed, bilderberg tier rich people don't get diseases

>recomp your body for a different weight class
>still the same lack of discipline

Macy Chiasson

>he once missed weight by 10 pounds at featherweight
>it's somehow unbelievable that he would miss weight by half a pound at lightweight despite being so big

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He has become a parody of himself

youtube.com/shorts/rWBSDjmachw

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Balls deep in Polyana.

Daily Reminder that the US is now 40% beaners & 15% Dingers. Chances are a US poster is a beaner dinger

Isn't Gaethje's BJJ/ability to fight off his back so non-existent that if they get in one grappling exchange the little favela monkey will choke him just like Poirier? Oomor

what flag is mokhnatkina, wiki says she's from Perm Krai Russia but I can't find that flag anywhere

Rigged. Mafia. Nanochips.

I have the same body as Montes in PFL

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tony doing his best khabib impression

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Charles is soft

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Why does it matter which weight he pussied out at?

Quite a lot.

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she probably wants to fuck stanko too b

If the US is 40% beaners where is my latina GF with a fat ass?

is toine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Y'Chegg Konga win?

Montes fucking sucks ass, missed 100/100 punches. How did Claressa lose to her. Her wrestling was 0 as well

No of this weight drama matters because Justin will win the fight anyway.

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its never too late to change

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Seriously though, she does this shit to Daniel at every weigh in show

Yes. That's why Charles is a sure thing.

>tune into a pfl stream
>it's women's softball instead
honestly, it's probably more entertaining

He never missed weight bro. There were nanochips implanted by the mafia.

Get out mohammed

Boxers can’t fight

Please tell me you're not implying that fighters who kill themselves making weight at a class far below their natural weight cut the same amount of weight when they move up

he broke his hand punching through a car window. a pair of knuckleheads tried to rob his house and he chased them down and punched a hole through their car window lol.

>Tony Sperguson makes weight at the ripe old age of 60
>Oliveira can't even make weight for a title fight in his physical prime
Pathetic. Tony really did mentally break him.

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>Charles promo
kek

>guy has a history of missing weight
>OMG IT IS RIGGED AGAINST HIM CONSPIRACY BY DA UFC
rofl

Fighters get even bigger when they move up to a higher weight class. Dustin is a brick shithouse now compared to how he was built as a 145er

PFL literally does not give a fuck about their product

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STOP THE WAR

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#JUSTICE4CHARLES

>guy has a history of missing weight
>OMG IT IS RIGGED AGAINST HIM CONSPIRACY BY DA UFC
but enough about khabib

WE'RE LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=UKeppsF5HL0
youtube.com/watch?v=UKeppsF5HL0
youtube.com/watch?v=UKeppsF5HL0

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>YOU WANT TO ROB ME? I'LL HEEM YOUR FUCKING CAR!

he hoort me

anyone familiar with scales know what the guy did on the left hand side there?
because besides that, the scale was set to measure 155, if he stands on it and it floats that means he is at max 155lbs

Yeah quite often they do, as the advantage of being a weight bully holds in every division

No shit

>charles wins againt garth
>UFC now has an excuse to put him against gooby for title contender
I see what you did there, dana

Both Dustin and Chandler got caught out when Cheatin' Charlie yanked them into guard. Don't think that will happen with Garth. He has previously stood up opponents after knocking them down and Trevor will definitely be barking for him to do so.

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>Justice for Charles spam
kek

be honest, would you do it given the chance?

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This fucking stinks. Fucking oliveira

imagine

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DANA SEETHING

big goobert isn't making 155

>dana ducking tony still

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meant for
and based didn't know rogan was commentating this even

UFC agents snuck into Charles' room last night and stuck a bag of rocks up his ass to sabotage the weigh in

what id do to her asshole would make bucha look like disneyland

thanks for the lightweight belt Dana

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wtf Dana's there

Occam's razor: Gaethje took a dive for Khabib and now he continues to get rewarded for that. Ali Abdelaziz is corrupt.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES JOR ROGAN KEEP IN HIS FANNY PACK
WHY IS HE ALWAYS WEARING IT???

>NOOOOOOOOO IT'S OKAY WHEN WE CHEAT
Fuck Brazilians

meant for

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Literally all he has to do is stop taking so much gear

Jake LaMotta took a dive for the mob nigga

Damn this Loopy bitch ugly af

I was so hype bros for tomorrow a heem event before my birthday but the weight miss the hype went downa. But will watch it anyway

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>heem already seething over charles
kek charlinho basadinho

yjk he’s losing his fucking mind right now

Carnelossi looks like a Finnish hockey player

pistola

lmao Anthony Pettis is fighting in PFL now? Cowboy Cerrone is next

weed probably
that's what all potheads wear a fanny pack for. they keep their weed in it. probably some coke too

I swear to god if Islam Makachev manages to weasel his way to the belt by choking out a shitter like Gaethje im going drop this semen slurping sport forever

DANA WHITE IS RACIST

why? It's not like the fight has changed at all.

I was too. Gonna watch it with my boys out of town, but now I just don't quite care as much. Feels bad, man ;(

cerrone finally admitted to taking a dive against conor

>NOOOOO JUST LET US MAKE UP BULLSHIT EXCUSES!