/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Carloss Sainz FP2 Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News
FP1 : LEC RUS PER
Hamilton ignored the jewelry rules, still not DSQ'd
Sainz binned it AGAIN

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Charles

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kek

gimi

Gimi

Gimi

*bonk*

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this is the thread

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>sainz

ALO

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>Sainz

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>shilling the fake marina again

This guy is broken. Mental fatigue kicked in.

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Who breaks their car next? Sainz will not be the last.

grimi

sainz sissies its time to apologize for the off season slander

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gimi

>negative sea level beach

This track is garbage

I like John Watson's commentary

GIMI

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>McLaren

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do they really?

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>car loss

Im afraid this thread will be nuked

HERTA CONFIRMED TO F1

Nice watch

So how much does Andretti have to pay the other teams to get in? I assume there's a buy in to F1. Oh they just said $200 million. Shit that's a lot.

Socks?

>fools you into give him a bigger contract
>crashes every si gle race afterwards

gimi ;3

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Would've been cool if they painted lava instead of water next year.
Just paint the whole track brown/red.

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BASED

meta stream fucking died

Based.

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Be faster cleaning track jannies

Maybe Sainz thinks red flags make Ferrari go faster.

Where the fuck did Andretti get the cheddar for this? Huge red flag the economy is about due to crash

why is andretti talking like this

i just post the headphones on, who are the guys casting on the op strim?

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based motorsport, Volcano GP when?

Gio replaces Sainz when

IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW
>IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW
IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW
>IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW
IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW
>IT'S HIS MOMENT NOW

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y'all rang?

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italian jesus

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Me too

€200 milion entry fee plus all the overheads.
All things considered, I'd say it costs more in the region €250-€300 million.

kek Buxton startled the photographer

Why does he only have one watch?

>Even 8bins know it's over

Apparently people in Florida never wear socks, someone said on the stream. Is this true?

These streams fucking suck.

He looks like a weenie.

How many times they gonna show the replay of Sainz shitting the bed? kek

Is he the Sainz of his sport?

fuck, meant motorstorm

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Jesus was Italian

Why is Sainz shitting the bed so much? In his Mclaren years he did well, last year as well...

Charles, write Carlos' name in your special book, yes the one locked away in the safe for special occasions..
It's time.

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he's old

He's been running a racing team since 2003, it made it through 2008 too.

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JEFE, EL SALARIO

i went to miami once, i wore socks, i regretted it

he got the contract

>mamma mia, he's done it AGAIN... ragazzi, prepare the 99 decals, Antonio is racing this week

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It's different when you are expected to win.

thats a really good question

No fucking way KEK. I just tuned in, did he crash AGAIN?????

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why does carlos do this to me

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Quali simulations inc.

It was fine for me in FP1, but it's buffering a lot now

its weird, really, he used to be mr consistency but he's latifi tier at the moment

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F Evolution.

>Steering Issues for Max

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cunny (this post did not bump the thread)

Contract extension curse, many such cases

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amx's car really shitting the bed

Will be riding drag queens next year

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RED ANDRETTI BULL WHEN

i live in florida and im wearing socks now

Uncle Mattia, does this mean that Jules is coming to visit?

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We /mclaren2005/ now

amxbros... did we get too cocky?

checked, Sharl keeps writing Carlos' name in the funny notebook
also AMX car is fucked

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Smokin' Redbull

>gio is at miami
>sainz wrote off a f1-75
>sainz will get the coof in 5

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Fuck Colton "Grug" Herta

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hahaha frogboy is kill

why cant they give max a car that works?

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Why is Max's car so fucked up every single race

This is RB's Mclaren 2004 season. Can't even finish half the races

shit's on fire, yo

>redbull reliability

UH OH

ah yes Newey's rebranded MP4/18

Hallo??? Herr Doktor??? Können you hear mich? Es sein mich, Toto!
>Toto... I gave you this number for emergencies only. What troubles you at 2 in the morning?

Zwei in das Morgen? Es sein Aftermittag hier?
>Toto, there is a time difference between Brackley and Miami. But... what's wrong?
Herr Doktor!!! Es sein hier! Es sein following mich!

>Who, Toto?
DAS DELFIN, HERR DOKTOR! Vee vent to ein PR Gig vizh klein Georg mit amerikanisch Fussball Players. Do you know how zhe team is called, Herr Doktor??? Das MIAMI DELFINE!!!! Und zhere it vas, zhis gottverdammte sea mammal. Looking down at mich from das Stadium wall, mocking mich vizh sein laughter. Ich know es sein only waiting to ficken mein Wagen zhis veekend.

>Toto, we've been over this many times. It is a porpoise, not a dolphin and the Miami Dolphins have been playing football long before your car turned into a shitbox. Nobody is following you and the dolphin is not the reason you are struggling.
Herr Doktor how können ich surviven zhis Wochenende? Ich haben ein Panikattacke. Vhat if das Delfin makes Ludwig spin off das Strecke? Zhere vill be many schwartze Könige at das große Preis. Ludwig können nicht failen in front of zhem. Schwartze Leben matters!

>Toto, You have to adjust to the new reality where you are not the number one team anymore. Remember last week where you told me all about the upgrades you'll bring this weekend? They are aero upgrades, it's the car itself that is bouncing and you can fix this with upgrades. You said so yourself. Focus on the real problem in front of you.
Ja aber Herr Doktor, vhat if das Delfin haben gefickt die upgrades in zhe paddock at night? If vee not win Susie keepen mein Johannes locked in das Käfig.

>*sigh*. Toto, to get you through this weekend, whenever you feel mocked by the dolphin, go cuddle with Roscoe for twenty minutes to calm down and you'll come see me on Monday, ok?
Ja, danke Herr Doktor. Ich bleiben strong.
Busserl
Deine Toto

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rb chads... it's over
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ded bull

this year's script is

1. max's car blows up
2. carlos crashes

>Dropping hydraulic fluid in the twisty section

AMX bros, we got too cocky

Amxbros…

>It's another LEC PER RUS episode

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>rod bell racing

Taking Verstappen out of my predictions for this weekend, now going with LECPERBOT

Holy clown show

>Max, fail please, fail please

DEDBULL

>dnf
>win a race
>dnf
>win a race
>???
Complete the pattern

Its over Gaanbros.....
We should kneel to Checochads.

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Can this car not shit the bed for more than 2 races?
My god Red Bull

based
motorstorm is one of my all time favorites

Max will get pole tomorrow don't worry. Now if he finishes the race or not, who knows.

why is amx's honda so shit

>too unreliable to even make it past practice now
oh dear

VERSTAPPENCELS COPE
>DEAD BULL POWERTRAINS
VERSTAPPENCELS COPE
>DEAD BULL POWERTRAINS
VERSTAPPENCELS COPE
>DEAD BULL POWERTRAINS
VERSTAPPENCELS COPE
>DEAD BULL POWERTRAINS
VERSTAPPENCELS COPE
>DEAD BULL POWERTRAINS

>UH OH
>STINKY

In Checo we trust

>sainz crashes
>RB blows up
i mean are they gonna change the script at all?

For fuck sake RBR

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>33

AMX
SHEINZ
BOTTASS

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I blame this shit track

>amx car shitting the bed again
>checo is fine
what the fuck is happening, is amx still not considered worthy by his steed

ZHOOUUUUUU

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HAM SECOND
REMONTADA
ITS OVER FERRARI AND RB
8WDC INC

wew leclerc is actually going to run away with the wdc while the rest of drivers and their cars shit the bed every other weekend

>headbutts pitlane fence on purpose to lose 50 IQ points and get on level with Leclerc speed and IQ-wise
>only the latter happens
kek

>i cant steer

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>car literally not turning
wew

rear wheel steering exposed?

CELLS INTERLINKED

DEAD BULL NO POWER TRAINS
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kwab nice engine hondatards

>interlinked

>senna crashes out there
goat goat goat
>Max does it
what a loser

INTERLINKED

>red bull swaps cars tomorrow, gives Max's shitheap to checo
how do you react?

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why is redbull almost entirely white men. smdh!

JORJ IN 1ST??????? FUCK YOU TOTO FUCK YYOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAAAAA I HATE MERCEDES IDGAF THAT ITS FP AAAAAA

RB on fire bruh

Imagine the smell bros

Lmao I love Stroll complaining

>Italian engine most reliable
what timeline is this bros

MERCS 1-3
ITS OVER

>amx out
>sainz out
>great satan p1 and p3
it's so over bros

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Guys
I'm shaking

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>steering dead
>can still turn left
GOAT

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>>>>>>>>>stroll

>all kinds of issues on friday
They're going to fix them all and he's winning on sunday, screencap this.

>verstappen's car can't complete a lap without exploding
>mercedes looking fast again

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>amx dead
>RUSLECHAM

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ît's over boys

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Kek

This is McLaren.

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lefraud vs puro pinche

I think it's time ragazzi
FRATELLI D'ITALIA
L'ITALIA S'E DESTA

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OH NO NO NO THE SANDBAGS ARE OFF

The Red Bull is fucked.

what does it feel like to hold someone you love?
interlinked

>m*rcedes gloryrunning AGAIN
kwab

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The universe is balancing itself. MWL is what God intended apparently. Old Testament is what we get this season.

>mercedes looking fast again
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

>they once again believed his lies
When will you learn?

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Kek

>not Indonesia
You did it, /f1/!

hamspammer trannies rubbing their man clits really hard right now

they're glorylapping nigger why you still believe them

I'm always up for doom posting

steering dood
wat nou?

>POST YFW YOU DIDNT FALL FOR THE SANDBAGS AND SIR LEWLEW SHAMILTON WINS THE 8 WDC

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IT'S OVER

Brundle taking the piss out of the fake marina kek

>perez hitting the wall as well

pain...

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wtf is this shit?

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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>Oh, one more thing, Toto. I don't usually do this but as you woke me up I will charge extra for this phone consultation. Just to make sure, are your bank transfers still made by someone called Lawrence Strulovitch?

The literal exact same thing happened last time round

/f1/ on schizo mode again
tiresome

>If vee not win Susie keepen mein Johannes locked in das Käfig.

kek good one, good job as always

>merc is fast again
fuck it was too good to be true

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It's all so fucking over

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