England footballer 'involved in £30k blackmail plot after bedding transgender escort'

Shags everything he sees

Kek

He's a shagoholic
He just can't live without shagohol

He got caught banging prostitutes during lockdown, plus just look at him. Looks like he participates in cocaine fueled orgies with trannies and bimbos

Every paper running with this story now, means they likely all knew about it but don't want any of the flack.

I’m surprised it isn’t one of the Everton Dog abusers
What are the odds it’s Sancho

ok so what England players have been shit for their club recently? not exactly a short list

>orgies during lockdown
>got caught pissing against the side of a restaurant
>has boots with kids names on but doesn't include the name of his son from an old relationship
Got more lad points than the rest of the nation combined

Did he also fuck prostitutes when lockdown?

>Engpakis

The interesting part is
>The player, reported as being a household name
How many England players are household names? Not too many.

Basically Rio Ferdinand if he gave in to his darker impulses and did most everything to get off.

oh fuck its 'arry kane

None, papers will call a reserve player a star when reporting a story

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That’s a good point. When you put it like that it has to be a player from a big squad.
So by those odds it’s a Utd, City or Spurs player
>poor performances
That narrows it down to United. Has to be that smug and obnoxious windowlicker Maguire

Kane
Rashford
Grealish
about it

>Daily mail
>Sun
>The Mirror
Imagine believing any football rumour from these sources. These fuckers are always wrong. Every year they put out a gay footballer story and nothing comes from it

walker walker walker

>Grealish
Wouldn’t give a fuck and thinks having sex with creatures and inanimate objects is entirely normal

One of the rags literally followed him round while he went on a day of shagging during lockdown

I'd say possibly Maguire too since he gets tons of coverage

Made Maguire look good in the Euros. Man City went to shit when he came off against R. Madrid

are you implying the tranny was a ford escort?

Walker gets his nut drained every time he pops out for milk. The film Shame us basically an accurate reflection of what he is. He’s fingered Foden’s mum for fuck sake

Rio fucked everything that moved too.
Watching him do his 'grieving widower' larp after his missus popped her clogs was comical, half the women in Manchester have been RIO'd.

Physiognomy is real:

Henderson/Shaw/Rice/Phillips/Rashford/Calvert-Lewin are the obvious 'big' players it could be.

cant stand him

Multiple affiars, multiple kids by different women, banges prossies galore (but so do half the team - Graelish/Foden are very famous for it too.)

Got to be Rashford with The Sun saying that. There was a rumour going round at the end of the Euros that a ''''big''''' player was going to come out.

I heard it was Calvert-Lewin and the escort was James Rodriguez

I still remember his Punk'd rip-off show where he played shite pranks on footballers before jumping and saying 'you got MURKED!'

>ynr the Rodriguez sex change rumour

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C.#First-team_squad

He gave that slag a good pounding on that old West Ham lads on tour vid with Fat Frank with his knob out in it too.

Was shitekino tbf. The sort of shite mid-2000s TV show that we seem to think we're too good for now, and I'm strangely nostalgic for.

>ynr Calvert-Lewin recently did a photoshoot wearing a bra and skirt.

All of them look fucking weird.

Why I don't think it's him. He'd probably own it if it was.

>30k blackmail plot
>30k
you realise everyone in that pic makes at least that per week
30k is nothing to them
this story smells like bullshit

You don't know how the media works in 2022. Revealing that a Prem footballer has shagged/been blackmailed by a tranny brass is so un-PC that they're only going with the story if they have evidence so strong it's likely to be a picture of the said footballer being bummed by a 10 inch tranny penis.

what are you talking about

It was kane, perhaps he got bored of banging that fat slag and wanted to try some ladyboy bussy

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What don't you understand? What I wrote isn't Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Walker wouldn't care about others knowing, so no blackmail there.

Has to be one of the United guys then surely? Grealish possibly but he hasn't been that bad, can't think of anyone else that's dropped off hard this season

Sterling, he's 100% a closet mincer

The Sun's article has more details
thesun.co.uk/sport/18486861/england-footballer-transsexual-escort-blackmail/
>pre-op woman
>player shagged her multiple times
>club are concerned about how the player has been off the pitch, and how his lifestyle has contributed to bad performances on it

Leaving Beckham stranded in Moss Side was genius though to be honest

>club are concerned about how his lifestyle has contributed to bad performances on it
need to keep an eye out this weekend for which player is walking bow legged then

i thought foden had a childhood gf and was loyal and all that?mkar5

Rashford - 3-1
Shaw - 4-1
Henderson - 4-1
Greenwood - 6-1
Maguire - 15-1
Wan-Bissaka - 15-1
Sancho - 20-1
Lingard - 50-1

Make your bets.

He just had a kid really young, but he's been caught shagging about before

maybe that's what's been wrong with Sterling this entire time.

Google 'foden greenwood iceland'. They were caught sneaking in prossies while on tour with England during lockdown.

Sterling for sure, bet he gets his cornhole pegged too.