ITT: we pretend we're Reddit

Cuckchan is always reddit for some years anons, especially big boards like this.

ahhh the old reddit switcharoo!

>dog dies in film
>NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKER FLUFFER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN

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>Trump bad
>Christians bad
>America bad
>Guns bad
>Socialism good
>Immigrants good
>Islam good
>Bernie Sanders good

Am I missing anything?

I mean, this is late stage capitalism at work.

Can someone explain why the word “step-son” is never used in these memes?
Why always “my wife’s son”

WHATABOUTISM!

Prefixing "I mean," onto every cooment.

Wife's son builds more suspense

because redditards hate marriage and anything that it implies

their onions brains can't handle it so they work around wording things

hello catcuck

any love for a kitty croissant?

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*boops ur heckin smol poofer*
Good Boi

t-t-thats just a s-strawman though s-so y-y-youre invalid and i-i win

sneed

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*checks your post history*
*sees you post in the_donald*

Umm yikes sweetie

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SPAGHETTIDOO! THIS, SO MUCH THIS!

Because they are nothing but a breadwinner in that scenario, with zero authority over the child.
The woman will only let them adopt the child and become a parent so they can later divorce them and force them to pay child support. Check r/amitheasshole, it has lately been filled with posts describing this exact scenario.

Men are fucked.

Because they were married when the wife had the son by another man, and now they're still married.

Just end every post with "/s."

CAME HERE FOR LITERALLY EXACTLY TO THE LETTER THIS

AND YET SOMETHING WORSE THAN REDDIT HAS ARISEN

DISCORD

DISCORD IS THE FINAL DESTINATION OF CANCER

Ever notice how women tend to say the word 'just' more than normal masculine men? And sois then use the word 'just' a lot too? Something odd I've noticed. These faggots bereft of masculinity share quirks with women.

i wanna boop the snoot of this epik catto

Wife's son sound more distant, it's like they don't even deserve to call them step-son.

really?
t_d has like millions of subs

Source?

Don't get me wrong, but I love this meme y'all

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You mean we actually talk about movies for once?

there's ONE (1) pro-trump sub, yes

But it's universally hated by the rest of the website and there's literally dozens of anti-trump subs

I mean, millions of russian bots, but whatever go ahead and keep thing your orange cheeto kremlin puppet has a real grassroots following like Bernie.

Step son implies a sort of ownership. Wife’s Son implies that he has no say in the things life.

>Insert something a 12 year old would find funny
HAHA GUYS ILL UPVOTE THAT

DESTROY SONY, DISNEY. OWN EVERYTHING. CONTROL EVERYTHING. BUY AMERICA IF YOU HAVE TO. LET MY ACTION FIGURES PLAY TOGETHER.

Sneed

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SNEEEED haha, that's quite the lol xD

Edit: thanks for the gold, fellow city slickers :D

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Found the triggered nazi
I bet y'all come down to this sub just to get triggered!

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MY BAD! hehehe

Edit: wow, this really blew up!

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even the dog does the basedface

You mean like, Sneed? Or "what did he mean by that"? Do you really think this is the place where adults have fun, and over at Reddit they're all kids?

Kek beat me to it

how will sneegers ever recover?

lol the place is literally quarantined right now. Probably going to be banned before the election

Pretend?

WOMEN AND AFRICANS ARE OUR EQUALS

I mean, i can't wait for these old senile boomers to die off so I can smoke weed and have free education. I mean, I might as well just go to Canada. I mean, it should be easy to get in, right? Since Canada is so cool and progressive unlike MURICA controlled by fossils.

Y'all, I mean hell, umm that's toxic. :)

Hey guys, see that new Netflix show? I was amazed by how well they cast minorities!
Also if any black guys browse this subreddit will you fuck my wife please :)

Upvoted for visibility. I'd give you gold but I just donated everything to Bernie!

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I thought we were having a civil conversation about why orange man bad. Don't you know its the current year my dude? You can't go assuming things. My girlfriends boyfriend is a mod and hes gonna ban you for thread derailment.

First Post btw so please be nice

Edit: Thanks for the gold stranger!

RICK & MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chapotraphouse is quarantined too you brainless insectoid

But really though is reddit really all that bad? Its just a containment zone for the thin skins, queers and niggers

We should ban anything that is controversial, vaccines good, religion bad

This

also
>Censoring opinions we don’t like good

Guys, check out the new wojak faces I made!

have sex you incel

and that's one out of how many leftist subs?

I MADE THAT. YOU STOLE MY MEME FOR UPDOOTS.

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I fking LOOOVE DISNEY OMIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Yikes sweaty my wifes son marvel star wars Harry Potter TAKE MY UPVOTE um that's very misogynistic sweaty socialism communism black people orange buffoon This. Is. A. Problem. Fuck America /s

DUDE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER BLOCKBUSTER LIKE END GAME. THE MOVIE INDUSTRY HAS BEEN DISRUPTED.

count em up.
then tally up the "rightist" subs
reply back to me in 2 hrs with the numbers and we'll cross check them ok?

It's a shitshow, interesting but controversial opinions get buried whereas inoffensive wishy washy yet appealing comments rise to the top.

That being said, since around 2011-2012 reddit has been living rent free in Yea Forums's head and nuposters/reddit refugees will try as hard as possible to distance themselves from what they think "reddit" is

r/woosh

R*ddit was good when it self-regulated with things like /r/circlejerk always being on the front page to combat echo chambers.

>pretend

Lets unpack this.

I'll never forget the screen cap I read of someone trying to explain the up vote system. Had to be the most brain dead hive mind shit I ever seen. Wish I saved it now.

This is my degenerate dog, but it i think it deserves more upvotes than a healthy dog. Can you please give me my fucking karma now?

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people stop pretending they're Yea Forums: the thread

New Star Wars is gonna be great guys!!! I'm bringing everyone to see it with me! Me, my wifes boyfriend, her kids, I hope its gonna be great!!!

*sigh* Take my updoot, good sir, and get out.

Edit: RIP inbox.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Since I have a pretty sizable platform on here how, I thought I'd use it to do some good - VOTE BERNIE 2020!
Edit: Thanks for all the golds kind strangers!

oof that opinion is a yikes for me, have sex incel

LMAO

F U C K RE*DDIT

>throwawayfuckedmysisterlegaladvise
Yeah I fucked my sister. Am I going to jail?

Edit: Thanks for the silver! My first one!

They literally created a ChapoTrapHouse2 sub and moved everyone there, admins ignored the ban evasion

okay this is epic