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YOEL FIGHT IMMINENT

Jon bernthal

Love Sanko and would worship her butthole. DC is strong minded for not giving into this succubus.

SOLDIER OF GOD BROS LETS GOOOO

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Yoel is up lads

check em

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Yoelito made weight

>loses the belt to the scale

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YOELITO TIME

I would like to brutally ravage Laura Sankos holes with my peenor if you know what I mean

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>chick just invited me to her parents estate for the weekend
>Told her fuck off it's HEEM with the boys fight weekend

Goodbye, Yoel.

It's over.

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yoel link btw
jx.freestreams-live1.com/ufc/

Yoel 'I thought it was 5 rounds' Romero

This is number one bullshit

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fool

Yoel will heem. He's never lost to a white boi cuck faggot and never will.

Jesus made weight, why couldn't Charles?

YOEL BROS WHERE YOU AT

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Taking a gringo papi in the i think youd be surprised

I wanna wrestle with Sanko naked. Then accidentally insert my dick in her anus.

why is garth so unlikable

I believe in you just like how I believe in arizona's scales.

sex appeal through the roof

Bellator girls > UFC girls

daily reminder that charles oliveria missed weight like a fucking retard

RIGHT HERE, SIRS

Tell your mom you'll come you ungrateful fuck

If you've got a BBC, I would like to watch that

based Bellator drug testing

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I'll never get the attraction to coalburners. Once you go black we don't want you back.

She can't keep getting away with it. Doesn't she know he's a married man?

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>back to 165

Wow he’s tiny

>ring girls

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CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
DEFCON 5
YOEL HEEEM TIME

I believe you but I don’t.

I don´t understand what you mean? Could you elaborate?

he's american

Very cute feeta

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>TFW same age as Yoel

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ufc lost the story today. they made themselves look like a joke

daily reminder that gaycheese is a fraudulent contender

yoel looks great for 45

>If you've got a BBC, I would like to watch that

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Is old Yoel going to get done here, lads?

jimminy christmas

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methstreams.com/mma-streams/bellator-mma-280/

Smellator link

why did yoel leave the ufc?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

i hate the bellator announcer so much lmao

Bellator presenter < UFC presenter

berry

Yo is Bellator on rn?

get this semen demon whoore off my married, good father and family man boy!

romero's sprawl was so quick damn

reminder:

UFC > Bellator

cope

HY FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
YOEL LOOKS DEAD

yes

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oh fug b

What's going through his head right now?

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Yoel by first round knockout.
I don't think you understand greater than and less than signs.

Fuck Dana

Can't tell is Yoel is more jacked or just fat

this introduction guy is a goof

How do you think a fight between you and Yoel would go?

Charles is the first champion to miss weight but he has a history of not making the limit. He has now missed weight 5 times in his career
including being 10lbs over the limit against Ricardo Lamas back in 2016. I feel for Charles but it's unacceptable

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Is it me or does Romero look smaller?

pretty disappointed GSP hasn't reproduced

>yoel is 45
i thought he was mid to late 30s at most

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Shut up science bitch

can someone post DC's wife?

The real loser is Justin Gayche because now he has to fight an opponent that's bigger than him

polizzi looks like an amateur

>yoel is about to fight and I'm in bed still playing with my dick
Fucking France and these early cards

Cope virgins

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Yoel finna heem. Yoel will never lose to a white boi.

He's gay

something portugese probably

guarantee he has some caramel bastards running around canada

YOEL HATERS BTFO
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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yoel could heem my gf

He lost to Bobby

NOOOOOOOOOOO .5lbs ITS NOT FAIIIIIRRRRRRR REEEE E RE ERERE ERE EE E E ERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

vrooooom vrooooooom

thats your brother

based

When did she fuck an N-word?

Some Brazilian ho shaking their ass on his face

Not white and not a heem.

He's never missed at 155 you cazzie

The scale was not off. Period. End of story.

Was he always this unlikeable? I liked him at one point but it seemed like he just became a whiny fucking faggot recently and a pitter patter bitch on top of it.

there's only 1 virgin here and it's not us

>texting your own number and deleting the duplicates to impress a bunch of losers on Yea Forums
huge story loss b

yoel looks fucking massive

0.5lbs ruined a whole UFC ppv event, feels like a gross overreaction.

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imagine

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retard
you go there and make her watch the fights with you

>commentators are already coping for yoel
it's over

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She;'s fucking DC

>texting yourself
jesus christ, user

What are you 16?

Good morning sir

Pretty gay wtf are you even excited for? Rose? Charles? Justin? Or are you a gay ass Tony fan? That is probably the most probable.

>Every single nigger has won tonight
Fuck France.

has twice now

the braps?

>allows fighters to gain 40 extra pounds after making weight
>strips title because a fighter missed weight by half a pound

like this post to give him your power

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She definitely fucks slavs

So every Frenchmen won?

The shooting gave it away you dunce lmfao

y'all arguing faggots better be watching Yoel right now

Beast of a larp

Christ Yoel can’t even breath he’s so tired

daniel no...

Its well past midnight

God damn yoel moves fast as fuck to block those take downs

>im big into ufc

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not surprising

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if tony wins im posting CSO on a big girl
i have a stable of them but always turn them down

ONE Championship > UFC

yoel is owning this kid right now

If it wasn't a big deal he should have been able to cut it.

whats the point of agreeing to a weight if you arent going to make it?

Francis "No Longer France" Ngannou

>yoel still refuses to wrestle

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Big cocks > small cocks

very natural and convincing convo

lel

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They're a great family. Stanko is a homewrecker.

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He threw the kid around b

Yoel does not belong at 205. He looks so slow.

>ONE championship
king of the manlets
>UFC
king of the lanklets

When are the face offs?

hes a cardiolet

Wtf is point of weight classes at all at this point, they all add fucking 25lb next day anyway. OPEN WEIGHT INTERGENDER CLASS NOW

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Damn, his wife is a wreck.

Yeah yeah. It's real funny. Our race is being bred out of existence and we're a laughing stock.

Abdelasleeze

where is Manhoef

wholesome desu

PURE.AMERICAN.FAMILY.

ouch

heem incoming

>Yoel completely out of gas and dying after 1 second of grappling
No wonder he never grapples....

Yole finna heem this Mike Perry lookin ass

they look like they stink

Doesn't have the gas for 3 rounds of wrestlefucking

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>I’m bringing my gun and ammo

Ahem, who's the weight bully again? THIS is the guy who was supposed to be the new lightweight GOAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KILL HIM YOEL

thats a lot of people for bellator

He sucks at MMA wrestling

A hard working man needs some appreciation. Sanko's a peach for it.

>could heem any y*ro
Checks out.

michael perry

That's all Sanko wants to do is wreck a happy family. She's not even subtle about it.

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lol the kids just look like spics... dios mio...

He lost to Stipe

You people have no idea what you're talking about
Charles missed weight, deal with it. If he beats Justin, he can fight for the title again soon

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

DC is gay

Beast of a tip off

to be fair, khabib cheated to make weight his last fight

Yoel is probably throwing 2 strikes a round let me guess

Kids look Indian

>If he beats Justin, he can fight for the title again soon
WHEN he beats Justin...

Amazing yoel is still such a beast

Sanko is a single mom right?

yeah in the rematches

Heeminder: these niggas are fighting tomorrow night too

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Cutting weight is gay. Bulking is the only option

HOLY FUCK YOEL DEAD

An American.

Ivan looks asian as shit!

GRIM

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She has a husband I believe.

sanko is married to an engineer that invented a piece of farming equipment and made hundreds of millions off of it

I'm glad One signed that deal with Amazon so I can catch whole events and not be so reliant on the PooFC for my heems.

is the right guy asian?

How do you get that V on the back of your neck? Like Yoel

UFC went through all this just to protect khabibs underwhelming legacy? I wonder what share of UFC the saudis own

I could have tamed Amber Heard. Depp is a pussy. Any "man" that gets beat up by a woman should be shot without trial

started going to the gym 2 months ago and gained 7-8 pounds of muscle and could probably heem everyone itt

cuban surgery

Wtf Yoel finish him

His name is Dmitry and Russia has always been a multiethnic country.

Are they gonna fist eachother with pillows?

Who?

BASED YOELITO

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WTF ROMERO END HIM

Kazakhstan

YOLE FINISH IT FOOL

>yoel is doing the thing where he doesnt fight again

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

GOD DAMN

hemm

>Bivol was born in Soviet Kyrgyzstan to a Moldovan father and an ethnic Korean mother.

Yoel is just the Cuban Black Beast but with ok wrestling
>IT ONLY TAKES ONE DOOOOD

Merciful guy

Stop posting awkward puberty photos.

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>be white Frenchcuck
>go to Smellator
>see ApeFricans heem white cucks all night
>your woman leaves you for the next nigger she sees
Hey at least that one French cuck won, right?

Kek based yoel trolling

Yoels traps are like a cobras

YOEL STATS
ATHLETICISM: 100
FIGHT IQ: 1

Yoel has the WORST fight IQ
Legit the worst on a consistent basis

throw the towel this dude is donezo

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lmao Yoelito just toying with this bum

Ahh so he probably sold it to a big manufacturer and now it's some mandatory part that farmers can't fix themselves

YOEL THE MERFICUL

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wow now he looks like a Muppet

Out of all MMA fighters Yoel is legit the only one that absolutely terrifies me to my core

Let him enjoy it he doesnt ave many fights left

Wtf is Yoels problem?

for me it's Jordan Leavitt

WTF JUST FINISH HIM YOU DICK HEAD

Imagine being terrified about something

Hahahaha I love yoel

ngannou does not?

Huh, didn't know Beltran was also a ref for Bellator, interesting.

he’s always fought this way desu

Virgin detected. When you actually get girls would understand

Dropped by an old head

>another big boxing match no one hears about that suddenly pulls millions of dollars from thin air
transparent

>rocks opponent
>refuses to fight further

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