November 12: The day that Netflix died

One tier. 7 dollars. 4k resolution.

Original Series:
*Falcon
*Loki
*Wanda Vision
*Hawkeye
*Moon Knight
*She-Hulk
*Ms. Marvel
*Marvel What If
*Rogue One spinoff
*New Clone Wars
*Mandalorian
*Obi-Wan Kenobi
*Monsters Inc. show
*101 Dalmatians
*Three Calballeros series
*Ice Age series
*Mighty Ducks series
*Sandlot series
*Lizzie Maguire reboot
*Proud Family reboot
*Kim Possible reboot
*Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers reboot
*High School Musical: The Series
*Diary of a Female President
*Jeff Goldblum science series

Original movies:
*Untitled Mickey/Donald/Goofy traditionally animated film
*Lady & the Trump
*New Phineas & Ferb movie
*Diary of a Wimpy Kid reboot
*Cheaper by the Dozen reboot
*3 Men and a Baby reboot
*Don Quixote
*Father of the Bride reboot
*Home Alone reboot
*Parent Trap reboot
*Peter Pan remake
*Sword in the Stone remake
*Sister Act reboot
*Night at the Museum reboot
*Knights of the Old Republic

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>Sword in the Stone
Wasn't that a massive financial flop for Disney?

Creatively bankrupt.

capeshit and remakes, how can that compete with original scripts

>Creatively bankrupt.
when has that ever mattered? garbage makes money

you're 100% a shill, but i can't really disagree with your statement

Believe it or not, there are still people in the world who watch stuff other then comic book movies that aren’t going to use disney.

3 Men and a Gender Reveal Baby

>there are still people in the world who watch stuff other then comic book movies that aren’t going to use disney.
on remote islands completely isolated? people who dont watch capeshit usually torrent everything

Who gives a fuck when they refuse to re-release Song of the South and Dumbo?

>oh boy I can’t wait to pay for another streaming service with thin selections and dodgy service
>t. Literally no one

>still hasn't discovered greentext
Newfag.

Wow that's pretty bad lineup considering Disney own everything.

Wide as the ocean as deep as a puddle.

>shitty remakes of EVERYTHING and more capeshit
>all for 60 fucking dollerydoos a year

I'll pass.

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That's just the original stuff

My only interest in this is classic stuff. I couldn't give two runny shits about reboots and rehashes, how much of the classic library will be available? Have they even said?

>*Lady & the Trump

>mfw i want to watch disney movies and ONLY disney movies, but i don't want to OWN them

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>*Sword in the Stone remake
>waiting for female Arthur.
>inb4 Fateshit

>DUDE REBOOTS/SPINOFFS OF KIDS SHOWS

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how many generation of kids is this going to influence? 3? 4?

They're both shit. Britbox > everything else

Disney has been influencing everyone since the 50's. Capitalists will continue to sell out the white race and make them degenrates

They gonna remaster The Black Hole?

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2spoopy!

I'm really wondering why on earth someone decided that Sister Act of all things needed a reboot. Surely if you HAVE to reboot something there are other things that "need" it more

>7 dollars

You're the real jew if you value pricing over quality.

Also if you stream/steal. That's super jew status.

Wow it's fucking nothing

>ma children and landwhales won't pay an annual gym subscription but they'll gladly pay 70 fucking dollars for a bunch of capeshit shows and movies they can own for less than 20 dollars

Lmao Netflix originals are dog shit

>*Sandlot series
>*Lizzie Maguire reboot
>*Proud Family reboot
>*Kim Possible reboot
Kill it with FUCKING FIRE
STOP RUINING EARLY 2000s SERIES WITH LIVE ACTION BULLSHIT AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM RECESS AND FILMORE YOU JEW CUNTS

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Thats just new shit. The back catalogue should be fuckhuge. I for one am ready for Fantasia and Fantasia 2000 in 4k.

>MILF Duff is a bad thing
You and I, good sir, are very different men.

too long. can I watch the old disney series on it?
I don't give a fuck. I already pirated all the good stuff.

oh boy I can't wait to pay for more minorities and super women fighting against evil white people!

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>The day that Netflix died
What about Amazon and HBO's streaming services?

>not a single show for adults
yes Netflix must be quaking

So when is this shit ready for download? I want to watch some of those stupid remakes, like kim fuggen possible mommy.

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HBO Max sounds so much better. The sopranos and old classic kino beats capeshit any day

Why does disney advertise here

don't they know we hate them?

>70$ a year for shits I don't care about and reboots of shit's I don't care about.

I'm in! Can't let all my friends talk about the greatness of the Mandalorian without me, I gotta stay in the loop!

For me? It's rarbg for $0.00

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>$7/month to watch the same thing but re-skinned, over and over again

Sadly it'll sell like fucking hot cakes

Original scripts such as SJWitcher and Death Note? Or perhaps Titans?

>We want the urban audience

I'll stick to hulu, netflix and vrv. Disney has nothing to offer.

I wonder what’s going to flop harder this or Apple+

>all these superhero shows for only $7 a month

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Is there a list of what old content will be on there?
They obviously want to start by throwing around their IPs. Something like a High School Musical reboot will attract way more young adults than a new franchise, and the capeshit and onions wars will sell like hotcakes

Who above16 years old would be even mildly interested in any of that..?

But I guess it's what I'd have if I had a family. Disney+ will be the nintendo but for streaming

go outside

Hulu is bundled with Disney+

Plot twist is that the Mighty Duck series continues the cartoon and has nothing to do with the movies

It's an okay list but there's nothing for adults like me on there.

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with commercials. No need to sign up when i already have hulu with no ads.

holy fuck, there is literally nothing worth watching in that list

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>mfw I'll subscribe on day 1

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How much of this is available at launch? I'm probably gonna pay for the subscription but wait 6-8 months for a few shows to finish if they're not gonna be on at launch

>Knights of the Old Republic

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Everyone will

$7 a month was worth it just for the back catalogue but you add these great original shows and movies and the $13 to get this AND Hulu feels like it should just be the regular price for Disney+ and would STILL be too low

I´ll level with you here for a second. I don´t care about any of that and i really want capeshit gone from any other streaming service. The only thing i kind of resent is that they now own Buffy and Anastasia but i guess that´s what´s piracy is for. (though i very much doubt the new Buffy will be half as good as the original considering Whedon is focused on developing his own show)

I'll wait until they have entire seasons in their catalog.

>all that trash
People will pick it because it's cheap but no one is cancelling anything with actual content for that shit

>$0.05 dollars has been deposited into your account

Disney is literally for faggots

Now that's one remake I wouldn't mind.

>paying for entertainment
pleb

The original was too kind Catholics so they need to make a woke update to show that "xtians r bigots"

Dark was good. That's it.

>reboots
>remakes
>Disney
enjoy your far-left SJW LGBTQ pro-woman anti-male anti-white bullshit

Just look at all this stuff I'm going to torrent!

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Who is this supposed to appeal to?

Parents who want safe enough content for their kids.

Maybe because it's funny to watch you incels squirm

Reminder that appletv+ will beat both because of their slow burn bone chilling deal with a24

so its just kids stuff? pass....

>safe enough
Disney sexualizes the hell out of young girls and will fill all the kids heads with their far-left globalist agenda.

Is Disney going to pull all of their movies from Netflix?

Not all at once but over time probably

You're thinking of the black cauldron
Sword in the stone grossed 7 times its production budget

How many devices per account for that $6.99?

>original

November 12th... were some people are subscribing to Disney+ and then realizing that they have to wait months and months for new stuff to come.

>comes with hulu
>shitflix losing The office
yeah I'm probably getting it...

>one tier, full access at $7/mo
>... but you get only one screen, unless you shell out $9.99 for the next tier of screens, or $19.99 for unlimited screens
>also full of ads... unless you want to pay $14.99 for ad free!
>oh you wanted access to the ENTIRE back catalog and not a rotating selection? Well goy that won't be cheap, I think another $34.99 is needed for that...

>Untitled Mickey/Donald/Goofy traditionally animated film
Te only possibly good one

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>capeshit breathing its last breath
>double down on capeshit
>random reboots when people fucking hate reboots
>pushing the franchise they killed with fire
look out Netflix!

>Moon Knight

Oh the comic I still liked. Great. Now I can stop reading alltogether.

I fucking hate Disney, yet I hate Jewflix even more. So this time, at least, I root for the Disney jews to win.

You sure about that?

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disappointing to say the least, but Disney's entire business model from the start has been to take old stories and make them new again. Now that their Pixar deal is over and they used up a good portion of Marvel over 1-2 decades they're running out of fuel again. Star Wars wasn't nearly enough to keep them going.

I'll stick to Amazon Prime kino originals. You can keep your capeshit and starshit

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>All these movies/shows for (man)children

4

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>Digital
Based. I'll be watching it
All
For
Free

Well, not all. It's mostly shit lmao

Netflix killed itself by not keeping up its movie catalogue

I'll get it only
ONLY
If they have the balls to release a 4k Song Of The South

>Song Of The South
only if they leave in the deleted lynching scenes

>not just torrenting mighty 4k

>Guys we're running out of movies to remake, how do we milk the retards now?
>REMAKE ALL THE DISNEY CHANNEL SHOWS
>YES BRILLIANT

Their original films have been shit for years now. Their original series are either being cancelled or turning into complete shit (Stranger Things 3 was fucking awful). I don’t see any reason to keep it around anymore. I use Amazon Prime ten times more than I use Netflix now.

>diary of a female president
>the female president also happens to be a cuban immigrant
they couldn't possibly be any less subtle even if they tried

nice digits shill nigger

can't wait for this piece of shit only launching in the US and the rest of us peacefully enjoying all of this via Netflix like usual after they get the international license from Disney

they can’t fucking help themselves but to ruin EVERYTHING. nothing is sacred.
I’m pretty sure they get off on it sexually by this point.

thanks in advance anons

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safe enough for blue-pilled plebs

fuck off shill

>inb4 some of the disney+ original movies get theatrical releases overseas
ha... ha... shit

>7$
What the fuck? How are they going to make money? Will there be ads?

haha okay this is based... this is deep

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they'll probably sell your personal data

No tiers. 0 dollars. 4k resolution.

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>Kim Possible reboot
My dick is going to be chapped

There are actual """"people"""" excited forwatching nothing but capeshit and starshit for YEARS and PAYING for it.

Stranger Things season 3 was better than season 2, except for the musical number.

I thought Netflix was evil but this is unironically giving me doomsday visions. This is absolutely going to never end, they're just going to keep destroying what little's left of soul, creativity and integrity in Hollywood until we all literally turn into consumer drones. Disney will keep absorbing all the other studios and everything available will be the exact same soulless assembly line products designed by marketing committees and algorithms catering to low iq pozzed niggers spics chinks and roasties forever and ever. Try to picture where the industry will be 10 years from now once this is the prime media producer. Netflix had least sometimes pretended to care, like when they gave budgets to people like Bong or did the Welles revival. Disney won't even bother pretending, they'll just keep steamrolling everything in sight until they achieve complete domination, and the entire industry is a barren wasteland. This is pure evil.

I've only watched up until episode 4 so far and while I agree, I feel like the pacing and structure is a bit off, like if instead of making it as a TV series with episodes in mind, they made a movie and split it into 8 parts, didn't get that feeling with any of the previous seasons.

What's the difference between a reboot and a remake?

What struck me as odd about D23 overall is that there were very few announcements for theatrical releases as opposed to streaming content, especially considering a lot of what they announced for Disney+ would be good fits for theatrical releases, almost as if Disney was pulling out of theaters, which doesn't make sense considering they are the ones currently making the most bank out of them. Do they know something that we don't?

No Pepper Ann, no sub

A reboot is something that's meant to start a new continuity, as in that it's meant to have sequels or continuations of some sort, and doesn't necessarilly set out to tell the same story the previous version did or be faithful to the source material.

They'll rope you in with $7 and then jack it up $2-3 a year like Netflix has been doing.
>The year is 2024
>Netflix costs $25 a month
>No more licensed content
>All their shows are reboots of shows from the early 2000s and more SJW pandering
>Ads for the newest Obama special play before every episode of every show