/heem/ - Loopy Tomorrow

Is there any way for charles to challenge the calibration of the scales?

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Is missing weight based or cringe?

Imagine missing weight.

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lotta demons

That's your own personal problem Gaethje

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Not watching this shit card.

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imagine dedicating yourself to being that one guy who needs to create the thread so you can express your weird obsession with a woman who looks like buzz lightyear kek

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Conspiracyfags are simply wrong. It would make sense it Charles was facing someone that’s a drawl but gaychee? Come on guys this is just cope.

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Imagine training
>Brazilian
Jew jitsu

BRAZIL YOUR A DOG

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Charles Oliveira da Silva[1] (born October 17, 1989) is a Brazilian professional mixed martial artist and Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner.[7] He currently competes in the lightweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), where he is a former UFC Lightweight Champion.

creampied her in a sydney nightclub

Just imagine the smell of loopy pooper

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I'd rather have a vacant lw belt than Garth as champion. Still hope Charles kills him. But I'm keeping my expectations low.

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depends how one goes about it. it has the potential to be one of the most based things a man can do

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It's all gonna depend on Charles manager now damn if was Ali he would be going apeshit now

What if Shartles takes a shart and gets dispatched by Gaethje tomorrow, what will be the cope then? "Oh he was drained from the weight cut."

Once a heartlet, always a heartlet.

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*a dump

Lets be honest you would suck on her asshole

>iwn be her son
:(

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does charles weigh 200lbs or some shit. I hate these retarded brazilian coaches who are like "yeah you can cut 45lbs in the sauna ez"

Trust the stone. It's already been written. Maktube.

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I'm sorry his dad impregnated a Mexican woman and that makes you seethe.

>Oliveira heemed himself on the scale and the title is now vacant
>if Garth wins (Oliveira's chin is glass now), that's an easy fight for Islam
>if Oliveira somehow wins, Islam gets a fight for the vacant title next and it won't be against Oliveira
All according to plan.

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...

>Charles moves up to 170
>beats all the contenders in an insane run
>gets to Usman for a title shot (assuming he's still champ)
>weighs in at 171
screencap this

I think the right call is to let Charles keep the belt. It's not like you can get the fighters to weigh in again and there's just too much ambiguity.

What does guru think of all this

Apparently, Garth is a drawl with Chicanos. Whatever, they made him fight against a 162 lbs on scale Khabib, I guess he deserves this chance.

Costa is so high iq

In my opinion since it’s only .5lb it’s based especially if he wins because you just know gaychee will seethe for years

Guys, I'm worried about Tony... it can't end like this

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>Auto
thx b, you a real one

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yeah with a woodchipper

He’s also an admitted tranny lover and pedophile

he understands why someone would be unable to make weight

imagine being this unfunny. why are leafs like this?

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Meds.

>Scientists discover new shade of red via Dana White's head
kek

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Someone sabotaged the rock, I won’t accept this

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rather be unfunny than a simp for a solid 3/10

Garth is half mexican b

ARIZONA YOU'RE A DUMP YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK

>end
It's just begun. Tony wins tomorrow and then rematches Garth for the title

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UFC has turned into WWE.

id rather be funny b, cawlmadey is big time

That’s because they drank too much tecate and think he’s canelo

basado

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yummy chocolate

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

PooFC

>theyre seething again
tomorrows crushing of the muscle hue is gonna be pure seethe directly into my veins

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being funny > being a leaf

>him fight against a 162 lbs on scale Khabib
source? there's no proof this is real

STOP THE STEAL

>oliveira supposedly knew the scales were rigged and said nothing
not a champ

Wtf is this real?

kek sounds like someone a fattie would say
>b-but at least i'm funny!!!!

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TONY FERGUSON

Yeah, I know. I just think he's a self entitled retard and that's why I don't like him. But he made weight, so, whatever.

STOP THE SCALES

Based Dana had enough of hexaposting

person who rigged scales is same person who put the cable in Tony's way

twitter.com/TheRockLovesPie/status/1522675259484299267

RIGGED
>RIGGED
RIGGED
>RIGGED
RIGGED
>RIGGED
RIGGED
>RIGGED

Khabib took his foot off the scale and cheated with the towel trick. He was at least a couple pounds over, it’s the entire reason he retired. He’s a fraud cut babby.

how was he significantly more sunken in for the second weigh check but he didnt lose any perceivable weight?

please respond

Why does that one autist keep spamming godinez? literally no one else cares or likes her and he still spams. Such a dumb autist.

>Kenyan kween poster is back
My guy, let's see the chocolate

Just found out what happened. How do we recover from this, Olivesbros?

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Mcgrgeor vs poirer 4 for the interm champ

I've called ir

>white guy has reach advantage
Never seen that shit before.

Brendan Ferguson

His pointing his finger in Dana's face and shouting as we speak

Justin BTFO Charlie again

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A SCALE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

This is paying Garth back for diving against Khabib.

Loopy wins
>loopycel spams the thread with his disgusting waifu (as usual)
Loopy loses
>everyone trolls loopycel, giving him the attention he so desperately craves

Either way, /heem/ loses

>garth won't come out and say that his weightin was also scuffed
kek what a disgrace

never tapped never snapped never napped never missed

FUCK HIM UP

What would you whisper to tony while living in his walls?

>HEEMVIOUS
>

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wtf

VPN bitch

Based

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hemm

>miss weight by half a pound
>get stripped
shit sport

I don't see any flags anymore? I don't like change.

Forreal though

Seethe.

>don't buy him too much sonic gear, b

it reads 55.5..

1 fight left before Yoel

This is it Tonybros…..the story book ending. It’s been right in front of eyes this whole time. It was supposed to be like this. Lets go be victorious

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>they found out

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damn bellator bussin fr fr

>Dehydrate yourself to a inch of your life
>Sorry not enough give us your belt

>make weight
>lose title
PooFC

oh no nono

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Thank God for these fast finishes

canelo would never

Garth is one step away from revealing that he uses IV lines. Based retard. Daner would seethe into a coma.

If he wins he gets the championship belt you dumb fuck

>Shartles

So what now?

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if people knew what happened in UFC 274 weigh ins they would be disgusted

How does the scale backstage being off by half a lb even matter?
Everyone goes off scales in their hotel rooms

Tony has been confident this week for a reason. He’s had ethereal visions of this all fight camp. Redemption arc starts now.

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GUNZ UP bros..

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that's Ali I'm prretty sure

This cope is getting out of hand

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Suffer and move on MMA is dead

Charles subs Justin in the second round. Then there is no champion for a few months until Islam wins the vacant title

The two shitzilians think lying will make people believe Justin just randomly decided to cut two extra pounds because it’s fun lmaoo

>it's another USA embarrasses Brazil card
getting kinda old now

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Won’t be a problem. Montreal AC and Dana let GSP three lbs overweight fight Nick Diaz

Tony will win

Based LFG

consequences have actions

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Kind of racist wtf justin

heem stoppy

*Not on my confederation, kid*

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smdh

Ultimate Fat Championship

Nothing changes. Oliveira still finishes Gaethje.

So how does one weight in at 155 in the digital but doesn't make weight on the "official" scale?

>mma is dead
>RIGGED
>b..but it was in Arizona
>semen slurping sport
>not watching this shit card
spaghettibros….did we just end the UFC?

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thats not nice Canada

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>white cuck got heemed
Stop being such pussies.

>imagine being Brazilian
KWAB

Is there proof of this claim or just cope?

>fighting ability?
>losing in the octagon?
>i sleep
>0.5lb on the scale?
>oy vey real shit take the belt

how long until romero fights?

PATRIOTS IN CONTROL THE GARTH IS UPON US

Charles missing weight is honestly irrelevant considering Gaethje is destined to win anyway

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CONSENSUAL PENIS

There is no evidence to support any claims
It's just one persons word against another

If the scale behind the scenes was different, why didn't everyone else miss weight?

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He just got heemed you missed it b

You've made your last Title defense, Kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're weighing in it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

Truth is...the scale was rigged from the start.

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official scale can be manipulated by whoever is operating it. the guy weighing the fighters in decides what the weight is gonna be

>tawlking to ricci on her fansite
is it her or some pajeet manager?

>break rule
>face repercussion
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*decisions you*

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Fundamentally wrong, child.

we get it chang, you like weili more

>That chicano muttcel than can't handle mexicans not liking garth
I bet he also thinks is only one mexican that doesn't like Garth.

AAAAAND THE NEW

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I don't care about the main event anymore.

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AI

Racist.

>he paid
Oh no no no

As a Charles fan I think this is great if he wins everyone will see him as the champ and it will make gaethje seethe uncontrollably for eternity and if he loses it’s a built in excuse. Win win in my opinion

True champions don't care about belt

hoooly

Al Monds fighting on the undercard is pretty exciting.

TONY TIME

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He missed weight vs matthew hatton

bruh, heem is churning through threads at a crazy pace right now. its like game threads at the moment. who knew charlie was such a draw?

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Why didn't they just give him more

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lmao is that dc?

get that ricci around, b

word I love watching that faggot garth seethe

Very.

Approximately how long until Yoel fights??

Oliveira will heem snappy his leg on a chequed kick

Mcgregor should be given a title shot

1 fight and then romero

Why are there so many .5 lbs? That's kinda weird

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FUCK BRAZIL

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I knew the based Kenya was a Tony chad. Post some more Tinder Kweens, I need some new coom content

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...time? Why heem your own event?

He's after Usman

>Khabib missed weight for Gaethje
Doesn't get stripped
>Charles makes weight for Gaethje
Gets stripped

Where is the fairness, the justice, the equality?'

and laura yes

You bitchass hoe, is time for a hoedown.

This literally nobody would care it’s half a pound not like he weighed in at 160

Why is Costa trying to fuck Kay?

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Why arent we talking about the gringo papi

It’s actually the other way around, if Charles wins it’s illegitimate because he’s overweight.

Oh fuck this shit. If Charles wins he should fight for the "vacant" title next. Probably doing this to shove Conor's ass back into a title fight with Justin or Chandler.

paypigs are real ones

Why is the UFC targeting Brazilians?

costa can do so much better than that goblina

schaub is a forced reddit meme

commission kneels to the brazza
Khabib is the GOAT

First time watching the weigh ins?

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the king has spoken

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It's over

Jake Paul did this

Where’s he in the photo?

Are you a weight expert?

>Trust the science

Wrong, wrong, wrong. All normies will hear, is the champ got his belt stripped because he couldn’t make weight.

are you a scale doctor?

who the fuck is that manlet

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STILL GOT MY HUGE DICK

Are you a scale technician?

/heem/ is pro schaub

>5,000 Danabux have been deposited to your account

Take the injection. Eat the bugs. Period. End of story.

I deserve free sex from nubian kweens

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There was no commission for Khabib, it was in Abu Dhabi so the UFC did it themselves, complete corruption from the inside

They Just talk about Jesus and shit not ppv sellers

Fuck Dana

>Oliveira chokes out Gaethje anyway
>Fights Gooby for the vacant belt later this year

you all know Dana's gonna do it don't you

Lmao

It's tawlf being a schaubchad these days

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>Period. End of story.
What a colossal faggot.

Is schaub even white? Why is he calling himself a gringo? Isn't his nickname"Big brown"?

OOOOOH IT'S A VERBAL TAP

What a fat bitch lmao

>PERIOD. END OF STORY. RESPECT MY AUTHORITY
lmao what a faggot. love to slap this faggot around

/heem/ BTFO

>even the commission ducks him
wow he truly is the GOAT

a little bit of chicken fried and cold beer on a friday night

Iolebros we're finished dealing with these individuals

JON BERNTHAL AND BRENDAN SCHAUB LINKED UP HOLY SHIT

based smug goblin boomer

funny you mention it, in the special he tells a hilarious joke about this...

Olives should have called khabib as he is a master of missing weight but still allowed to be eligible

Casey O'Neill also said the scales were off

oliveira leaving the 'gon in a body bag tomorrow is the only thing that would make this circus even better

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He's allegedly white, but...something went wrong at the genetic level. It's a mystery.

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Based

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i fucking love you guys so much, heem

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kek

>gooby making 155

What a faggot, seething enough to proclaim this, like he's a respected guardian of the institution.

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Now that UFC is done im thinking about getting into swamp racing
youtu.be/ouDinCRMQ_g

anyone who thinks oliveira wasn’t set up so conor can get a title fight is retarded.

he's very funny guy

heeminder that manual scales are only used because it allows the commission to be paid off by promoters to allow certain fighters to make or miss weight. the scale can be manupulated in pretty much any way the operator wants it to be
Here the operator doesnt even allow the scale to stop moving before clearing it and declaring weight was made. khabib could have been 200lbs and it wouldnt have mattered while using this method
any commission that uses analog scales is corrupt

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kek based

He accepts your concession.

chuckybros…it’s really over isn’t it

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If 5 fighters say there was a fucking problem with the scale, then maybe there was a fucking problem with the scale OK?

why is his eye still shit, did he get Bispinged?

STOP THE SCALE
STOP THE SCALE

He’s 5’8 and probably weighs around 185 bloated. He can easily make 155

IT WAS THE SCALE'S TURN

You'll accept this dick bappa