Even Superman is incel these days

new 52. perez or someone, DC kept fucking around with the title and it went through like 4 creative teams in 20 issues.

Amen, my brother. It really can't come soon enough

Lol, who reads this shit? It sounds like bad romance fanfiction

Oh, so it’s old as shit then.

>these days
This comic is 8 years old and was written by a writer who was vocal about how much he hated it.

nope

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That's not superman you dumbfuck that is clearly Harry Potter.

If you think about it Superman is the biggest cuck in the world. He can probably see and hear every time someone on earth is fucking and just has to endure it. Must torment him constantly.

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My dude, don’t post that without knowing what’s happening in the comics right now.
>Jon has been aged up and is now leaving to join the Legion
>Lois is leaving Clark because of how sad it made her (?)
I’m not certain Lois has left because I dropped it like the garbage it is. She was definitely going to, though. Dan Didio doesn’t like it when relationships and kids ‘age’ superheroes, even if they are universally loved.

They started calling themselves that.

Who cares about a comic book

Current superman comics are infinitely worse than that, thanks to Brian “me boy” Bendis

what are you talking about?
dc closed after rebirth

user, I...

How does that make you a cuck? The vast majority of people will be cucks in that same regard given they look at porn

He's obsessed with cuckolding, user. Ignore him.

Do Kryptonians have a thing against incest? I mean, Supergirl is cuter than Lois. Couldn’t Clark tap that?

Yes. Krypton is against incest and Superman follows that law.

Superman can't fuck her because when he busts a nut he would blast right through Lois like a shotgun blast.

Doesn't Superman have x-ray heat vision powers? Can't he just make the blonde guy impotent?

yes we all saw mallrats, too
fuck off

gay Superman would be kino though

so is reed richards

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Think logically.

Do you have the comic where Reed gets cucked by Namor and then he shoots him in the head

>unironically posting the I-word
>Hahahahahahahha you can have sex! It's funny!!!! You're a male, you cant have sex!!!!! Hahahhahahahehshshs it's funny! I gonna remember you daily posting this reddit word here! Hahahshshhshshhss sex is the most important thing of the world and you can't have it ahhahahabahhahahahahaha kys white boy Hahahahahahahha

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>This could have been you and me Louis but you were too busy chasing Chad cock to be with someone you truly needed

>KHRYPTONIANS RISE UP

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user, he's a gamer

this is the 4th timeline where reed mercs namor

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Imagine how hard they fucked after

I remember this run. Lois goes to his home unannounced at one point and Supergirl is there. Lois promptly leaves because she thinks she walked in on Clark banging a cosplayer.

Have sex incel.

Been to /fit/?

Copecel

Making Reed Richards an autistic villain was the best idea they ever had.
>Imagine writing your villain into a position where you literally cant think of a way for him to lose
>So you replace the writer and have Tony Starks magical brain tumor gain a mind of its own and defeat him
Comics deserve their fate

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I was behind the maker 100%

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couldn't superman fuck anyone without them noticing it? i mean i heard he's super fast and stuff

This was actually a good thing. Having him tied to Lois all the time sucked. This opened the door to him boning Wonder Woman. Even kissed on TV

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This, so much this.

>Supercuck

Should be really relatable for the majority of the fanbase.

I preferred them together. fuck the writers.

>be an unlikable faggot
>blame PROPAGANDA

its a conspiracy against YOU user.

Would you not notice if a fucking bullet goes through your body just because it's fast?

Why does Superman look kinda uncomfortably hot in this comic?
I thought he was supposed to be a nerd in his persona, hell, he's a nerd in his superman form too.
Did I miss something

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He has xray vision and he has heat vision. He can’t secretly use heat vision without anyone knowing

Sue is such a slut

The only impotent man is him in this situation, that's the sad joke.
>btw I fried your balls, so no kids for you, ever
>Oh, very well. Guess that means I can tell Lois to rip the condom off my dick and go full bareback mating-press on her. I'll make sure to tell her I love it when she moans my name loudly.
When life gives you lemons, you just destroys Superman's girlfriend pussy.

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superior aryan pairing, imagine the sex

>superman gets rejected and becomes mass shooter
this is a cool arc

I want to read the Maker stories but really dont want to read all the shitty ultimate comics. Thought it was part of ultimate FF but it actually starts afterwards.

Imagine how strong their child would be

Holy based. You have the next few pages?

I saw a video where he uses x-ray heat vision to turn off a guy's mutation in his brain, cancelling his power completely. I think the other guy's name was Chester Black

Read the F4 run by Hickman. It’s all pretty great and it’s easier to just figure out what’s happening as it goes.

>have to act counter to all instinct and perform like a nigger to be "likable"

No one with dignity plays that game

user, I'm on nofap

damn, white men are so evil

Will check it out. Thanks.

Isn't that the first issue of this series?

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One of the worst pairings i've ever seen in fiction. Nothing of interest is gained from these two being together besides
>"Hurr strong wyman an strong man together!"

funny
but that's not what impotent means.

>strong people breeding bad
Looks like we got a mutt over here

>Not also killing your superhoe wife
I never get this. It's not like he raped her or anything. Why does the guy only ever get upset at the person fucking their wife?

Show me their child, faggot.

Women are irrational beings moved by animalistic impulses.
It would be like getting mad at your dog for fucking a bitch when you were not looking. It's just what they do.

No wonder people make fun of comic writers.

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>port in bold like that
She's literally talking about being double penetrated while she's sucking someone else. What the fuck is wrong with comic book writers?

I patiently wait
longing for it every single day

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I would have snapped and become a super villain as well

Here's a pic of my son before he went to Oxford

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It's cool, kids haven't read comics in decades. It's all cuckolds.

That was from 6 years ago and he got to fuck Wonder Woman so

Fuck off batman shill

I even started liking sups when they were together, finding out more about each other, connecting on deeper level from it, but no "fans" didn't like the pairing so they retconned it.

How could you do this to me... it would have been perfect, I could have been yuor gentlekryptonian gamer...what kind of fucked up world lets Chad get away with this, I’m going insane...NOW I SEE THE FUNNY SIDE

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>dat tight little ass on WW
I'm amazed they were still allowed to draw her like this.

>that amazon ass
hhhnnngggg

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From

> Why won't Superman marry me?

To

> Why won't Chad let me give him a rimjob?

This is the worst pairing, it's like the default relationship. Having WW hook up with Bruce had a much more interesting dynamic.

Based Marvel showing boys how to be men

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>Christ
You could wait for Doctor Doom to do it as well.

Yep. Morrison created 52 Superman as a pathetic loner as Kent, and slighlty too whiny as Supes. That one died. I thing new 52 Lois died too.

True. That's correct. He's making everything else, user, just ignore him.

>we were just having casual sex, Clark
>you should find someone to have casual sex with, too!
>that goes for you, too, child readers!
>I can't wait for Christ to purge this world with cleansing fire.
You and I are friends now.

>Namor
>apologizing

What are talking about? That’s just Clark Kent, a journalist who wrote about Superman. Lois would be getting pounded by him if she was in a 5 mile radius.

>learning the golden lesson through comics
Well Incels aren't gonna find out the hard way, that's for sure. AWAW

That fucking face.

>Yea Forums-Comics & Cartoons

only good thread on Yea Forums

>always be prepared
>didn't recharge the taser
Huh? Batman rolling in his cave.

Same as my face when i read that. If someone said that irl I'd be like wtf is wrong with you

*becomes universe destroying psychopath in response*
nice

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>Ult. Reed became Dr. Doom

And the only redeeming aspect of his shitty alt universe.

Based. The truth is Sue can never leave him because of his stretching powers.

>super hearing forces you to hear the love of your life get railed half a block away
Damn.

worst? naa. but batman/wonderwoman was better

Fuck that. Kill the cheating wife and thank the guy for being honest.

>these days
That's from 8 fucking years ago, that's not even the canon version of Superman anymore.

Man, I haven't thought about Mewtwo Reed in years. It was one of the best stories Ultimate had going and they fucked up the ending so hard.

Switched writers and the new one had no idea what the fuck he was doing.

reminder louis is a thot and she doesn't deserve superman

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who cares?
superman can get all the women he wants

Who the fuck is Lana?

pleb filter

she literally explains who she is in that image

oh god

This is what nerds read? Do you actually enjoy this?

Fuck that, not my fault this literal who was in 3 comics or whatever.
No she fucking doesn't. No mention of her becoming Superwoman or anything, stfu user.

Delete this

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user, she was even in MoS

source?

Remember this is a matrix designed to induce as much suffering on you as people and use your released energy as food source for incorporeal beings. Everything lines up across history if you keep that in mind. This farm does not offer salvation everything around is designed to induce suffering and longing.

a marginally small amount of people
at&t is gonna shut it down anyway

she is superwoman in a story written like 2 years ago, she has been a person who 'grew up with clark kent from smallville and fell in love with him' since the 1950s.

I hate this page because New52 Superman was getting Wonder Woman pussy on the regular at the same time this happened. The universe was rebooted so Lois and Clark weren't ever a couple at all. Absolutely retarded editors. This page should have never been approved.

Man of Steel? She was in one of the fucking issues. Wow, what a critical character!
Thank you for an actual good answer.

>New52 Superman was getting Wonder Woman pussy on the regular at the same time this happened

no, the movie
and smallville tv series too

yeah but when we started calling ourselves that it was like a badge of honor. It was something to be proud of to be so based and redpilled that you understood how fucked up society really was. We were the ones who really "got it"

And then feminists took that idea and fucking laughed at it, then liberal reddit turned the word incel into a negative stereotype. Now my fucking 55 year old stepdad is using the word to describe anyone who's a loser serial killer, when that's not what incel was meant to describe in the first place

based and Christpilled

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>comparing whores to based doggos
No

I don't get this nuSuperman who the writers seem to be treating him like he was MM. Clark feels at home on earth, he is connected to the humans living there, he celebrates and practices human virtues and traditions. Why would he, the ultimate "no killing" goody two-shoes get on with Wonder Woman? A person who grew up in a practically alien society, who's thinking is extremely medieval, who is more than fine with killing, who looks at the male-dominated world that Clark grew up in with disgust? How the fuck do they have anything for eachother romantically? Why wouldn't Clark relate himself way more to the average human than Wonderwoman? And why would Wonderwoman feel attraction to Clark? Like, what the fuck does she see in him? I just don't get it. Steve and Lois are 100% better love interests for those two characters, AND they play up to the existing personality of Superman and Wonderwoman, respectively.

God what a shitty and basic pairing.

Riddle me this.
If all women are whores how comes incels can't get laid?

>no, the movie
No she wasn't Amy Adams played Lois.

I don't know, but going off this one page, I don't think that's the message. Just because a character says something doesn't mean that's the author's message

Because incels don't bother to try? It's literally in their description.

Based and Holypilled

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yes, she was in the bus when clark saved them

But why? They are clearly upset about not having sex.

Accurate woman psychology

You dumb fuck, the first word incel comes from is "involuntary", it means people who WANT to get laid but can't.

What you're thinking of is MGTOW, people who CHOOSE not to have social lives.

Being a rando background character that is only named in the after credits doesn't count.
But hey, i guess you were right, my bad. But still, she basically had no role in that movie at all.

>child readers

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Must differ from french then. I though "impotent" meant "powerless", or/and "sexually incapable". I understood I used it as user did, for both meanings.

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kek

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holy shit my man based

>/fit/
>lifting
Pick one.

>dude, just fight a man over an unfaithful slut
Yep, its soi alright

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I stopped reading DC Comics because I wanted to see what The Doomsday Clock story did with the universe before I continued reading DC comics. I decided I would wait for a tpb of the story. It has been two years and I am still waiting for the story to end. Has anything major changed in the universe since it started? I was kinda hoping Doomsday Clock would bring back pre-flashpoint history/continuity, but that might be a little too much to ask for I guess.

Over two millennia after His death, still waiting and seething.

You could be the perfect man, but if you can't get laid on a semi regular basis, but want to, ur an incel.

B A S E D

>Why wouldn't Clark relate himself way more to the average human than Wonderwoman? And why would Wonderwoman feel attraction to Clark?
Pussy and Power
Have sex

every fucking time

Gentle reminder that even SuperDupont went to town with wonder woman

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fucking this

Why did sue do this?

HOME LAN DUR

HOME LAN DUR

HOME LAN DUR

HOME LAN DUR

>If nobody likes me it's everyone else fault not mine
>Being a nig is the only way to make friends
Cope harder neckbeard

The constant overuse of violence, strenght and power while being co-workers will inevitably lead an attractive male and a attractive female to create sexual tension that is then confused with infatuation, thus creating usually short but intense relationships.
Nothing new in the sun. People are sexually attracted to power, even males. The only difference is that for males, they have to be slightly or more powerful than the female. The reverse for women is true also.

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clark kent is a cuck. my nigga SD would not have taken that shit

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>Invisible Threat
isn't that another way of saying Phantom Menace?

Cowards dislike being cowards, that doesn't make them not cowards.

because shes a slut
SLUT

Ignore him, incel just means "involuntarily celibate". There was a user uninstall who approached 1000 women and still was incel. Lack of trying is nowhere in the definition.

didn't he almost kill sue and johnny burned hs face as revenge?

STARDUST THE SUPER WIZARD MOVIE WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

based+truthpilled

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>Dude just ignore everything the media ever told you lmao

>incel just means "involuntarily celibate"
That's 100% not what it means either. Even though the name is derived from those two words, it's not an abbreviation, you can't just replace the words. Plenty of people are involuntarily incelibate due to age, disability, hormones or whatever and are not "incels", inceldom is a particular subculture and people have to self-identify or at least have lots in common with others in the same bracket.

that's why I don't read comic book. I read fantasy stuff because of escapism, but instead I'm served with uninspired sitcom drama

He was banging Wonder Woman at the time. The superchad was looking to make sure Lois was his side girl.

The LRA did nothing wrong

Watching pornography is the penultimate cuckoldry

>the protagonist of a comic created by an incel is an incel himself
that's a shocker

>This version or Superman was so unpopular, they killed him off and replaced him with an older version.

cringe

I'm sure this shit was 8 years ago.

Ultimate reed did nothing wrong

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>The constant overuse of violence, strenght and power while being co-workers will inevitably lead an attractive male and a attractive female to create sexual tension that is then confused with infatuation
This is not an eventuality at all.
>People are sexually attracted to power
70 years of superman would disagree with this.
And even then, i guess you have no fucking clue about Superman and his powers. Wonderwoman might aswell be a normal non-amazon woman to him, they are both equally weak against Superman in practice.

I thought Reed was a chad middle aged scientist and inventor, not a SEETHING teenage incel?

That blond guy is either a villain or a real asshole that Lois will run away from and into Superman's arms, who will accept her like the cuck he is

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OK that's pretty based not gonna lie, but still. Why does he look like that?

he made a lot of scientific discoveries so maybe he found a way to look younger

Everyone's an Incel in comics these days.

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this is set when they were teens working at the baxter building

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>these days
That page is nearly 10 years old.

I don't get comic fans.

>new writers write Superman the same as he had been for 100 years
>"dude, this shit is stale"

>new writers write Superman completely different than his past iterations, personality wise, etc, and other characters as well
>"wtf, why did you change so much shit"

user, in that universe, superman has a relationship with wonder woman, not lois

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true(tm) comics fans don't fanboy one character and demand endless sequels

and then carol killed him to put a black kid in jail

Then why does he look depressed at Lois getting laid and her telling him to have sex too?

The fact that they turned the wholesome, healthy and iconic Lois-Clark relationship into this says enough about their intentions

Struck a nerve did they incel?

because they were in a casual relationship at the time
i think

So I guess the takeaway here is Tony Stark is a pathetic puke and Carol is right about everything, he knows it, she knows it
Brilliant. And comic fans are fine with this?

All comic book characters have a "foundation" an "identity" so to speak. You can change a character a lot (look at comic book Joker vs upcoming movie Joker) and still preserve the core part of the character. The problem arises when you radically change the foundation. When that happens, you are basically deleting and replacing the character you are trying to depict. Why do a batman comic if he is going to be a superpowered goody two-shoes type guy? That's not why people read Batman.
Simply put, i think a lot of writers end up changing the foundation of a character without considering as to why that characters was so well liked to begin with, hence the anger from the comic fans.

Comic fans have no standards. Have you ever read any "good" comic they recommend? They are shit. It's just that the rest is even worse

based

>And comic fans are fine with this?
The current ones? Sure. Yea Forumsmlr's full of Fujos who use Stark as their dream bottom. I remember a time when he was a GigaChad Billionaire Supergenius, hanging out with Nick Fury (the proper one), fucking sloots and kicking Chink ass. Now he's... that.

So is Superman an "immortal"? How does aging work for him? He grew up from a baby to a 35-year-old man just like regular humans. Does his aging stop there? Or will he die a natural age death at 80 like a regular human? Or does he "stay" 35 for 1,000 years and then die in 100,000 years when he's "80"?

It's not just comics, they're trying to make James Bond into a woman/black guy now and can't understand why people are upset by that

kryptonyans are like vampires

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If Stark and other former gigachads are so shit why do writers keep them around? Why do they still get comics?

Ah. So he's weak to the sun. Got it.

>they call me a skank
They do?

>that time Tony was called a limp dicked faggot downie
And like a TRUE channer, he went straight for the booze!

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Kek.
>Insulting a hulk to their face
Are they retarded or something?

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i mean, like how long they live
the sun rejuvenates their cells or something like that

>tfw She-Hulk will never sleep with you

Why is Sue being such a thot in that page?

>dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kal-El_(DC_One_Million)
Superman is basically immortal.

Uhh that's Clark Kent dumbass.

Name recognition, same reason you get 10 fast and furious movies. The comics industry is in such bad shape they cant kill off the only popular characters they ever made in the last 80 years of trash.

Hahahahahahahaha Jesus is dead since 2000 years ago bro, GET SOME PUSSY before you are too old!

>Krypton is full of ageless beings that can transverse the entire universe and be literal gods

How do people write this shit?

Because they have to keep the IPs in publication. Fucking Hulk is outselling Batman because Batcuck is literally about Batman being a loser who tried to kill himself, and the most important thing in his life is the CatSlut, who, for some reason, is now soloing 3 Flashes and Bane. Stark exists merely to cash in on the MCU and be broken down because he was "toxic masculinity" personified. Same reason why Bond is getting the current treatment. They keep those icons of old just to tear them down.

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They've been promoting miscegenation hard for a long time haven't they.

Chad Stark was gonna give her that key&lock analogy. Confirmed for /ourguy/.

>the CatSlut, who, for some reason, is now soloing 3 Flashes and Bane
what the literal fuck

>Same reason why Bond is getting the current treatment.
Oh please, please tell me how Bond is getting the same treatment as these SJW comic books. I'd love to hear your retarded theories.

Isn't Catwomen just some slut wearing a skintight cat suit? I'm not a comic book guy but how can she beat up people who can move faster than the speed of sound?

I've seen the word penultimate used incorrectly a lot, but this one really takes the cake.

Comic book writers. They don't have to care since their fans will eat it up

Wow. Women likes sex with men. Who cares. Men need to realize that a girl can emotionally love you and also can have sex with other men and mean nothing. 2019

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Seeing some of the shit in this thread and others, I'm pretty happy I never got into comic books and went the weeb route instead.

It's literally emasculating fucking Superman by having someone else fuck his crush. It's the most blatant "Fuck you incels, have sex" message they can push.

Does She-Hulk have Down's Syndrome in this version?

They are being mindcontrolled by Poison Ivy here. Ivy can't think fast enough to fully use the speedster's powers, so they are a lot slower than normal.

nah

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How the fuck do you get mind controlled by Poison Ivy as a speedster? Doesn't she have to kiss you or at least be near you?
She ain't no master of stealth so she probably can't sneak near you, so how did it happen?

Based af

>Fucking Hulk is outselling Batman
nice. Hulk is the fucking man

Superman reminds me of DBZ shit.

>Super Saiyans are things of legends, even Saiyans don't believe that shit exists because nobody has seen one and they're only in history books
>Goku and Vegeta are Super Saiyans
>their kids are all Super Saiyans even as babies
>they go to Super Saiyan 2, which is super duper legendary and only like 1 ever exists
>they can go Super Saiyan 3
>then they can go Super Saiyan 4
>and then they can go Super God Mode which takes 7 Super Saiyans fusing their powers together even they're so fucking rare you have only 1 in several lifetimes

And people still eat this shit up.

Not yet, just look up rumors for the next sequel though. 007 is getting the modern update as a proud woman of color.

But still moving at super speed, just admit it's shit writing

I just realized that this artist is a virgin

Christ ain't coming, if you want cleansing fire you'll have to do it yourself

My guess would be that she mindcontrolled a stronger hero, trick flash into coming close with said hero, grab flash, and then kiss them. But then again, Flash can vibrate through solid matter, so it's probably just shit writing.
They aren't moving at super speed.

super saiyan 4 is not canon and only goku can go 3

Incredibly based and judgement day pilled

Oddly enough I like this version better than Chladrck.

They have the lightning around their body which signifies they're moving at super speed

They're going at the speed of a fast-ish car. Hardly "super". Plus, the lighting signifies that they are using the speedforce, not that they are going at super speed.

Is this what Tom King has been doing? ffs, can't wait for the next writer.

You're a fucking retard. Bond (Craig) is retired. A black woman has taken up the 007 mantra (confirming that 007 is just an agent number, which everyone already knew, and the producers get good boy points for putting a female of color in the "007 role".

The bitch gets killed off 10 minutes into the film and Bond comes out of retirement and resumes his role as agent 007. The Craig era ends with that movie, the next Bond to be cast is also white.

Find a better rumor source you fucking fag.

Sounds like the same sjw pandering nonsense to me

>using the speedforce
>only go the speed of a slightly fast car