/heem/ - missed weight edition

>Charles Oliveira missed the 155-pound limit for his lightweight title fight after receiving an additional hour to lose .5 pounds and has been stripped of his title.

>The #UFC274 main event will commence, but only Justin Gaethje has the opportunity to win the UFC title.

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Loopy Godinez fights tomorrow

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ufc manipulated the scale to set up mcgregor match potentially

BRAZILIANS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO POST ON HEEM.

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The UFC is finished

Mad, pooliveira?

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fight week was a little too boring
based Charles providing us with more kino

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this is the man that heemed the light weight division for years to come

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>Try to preemptively duck Islam
>Miss weight and lose your belt the next day
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MACACO!

"And [remember, O Muhammad], when those who disbelieved plotted against you to restrain you or kill you or evict you [from Makkah]. But they plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners." - 8:30

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BRAZIL, YOU'RE A DUMP
ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK

>I'm no longer interested in this fight because Charles missed weight
Think of it this way bros. Charles was never going to beat Justin anyway. He will get knocked out fast and Justin is undisputed champ. Therefore the results of this weekend are not impacted at all by the weight miss. Who cares. If you're about to miss a Tony card because a fraudulent champion missed weight go ahead

God just imagine the smell of loopy’s pooper

based and relatable

>Comments directly from Dana White are that:
>Brazil was never my friend, Candians are my friends

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Based Costa knew

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I dont want any brazilian flag to ever show their face ever again on /heem

Final prelim on smellator about to start

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HAHAHAHA HE'S A CUTBABBY

Charles should refuse to fight
The UFC would never strip McStretcher for this

FFS shartles you had one fucking job

kwab

CHARLES MADE WEIGHT THIS IS A CAREER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT TO COVER FOR KHABIBS "LEGACY"

I got yous and i feels good thaks YOUs anons

Whats Charles walk around weight?

Gooby always made weight no matter what.

if oliveira wins they'll give gaethje a rematch sadly

Khabib won

we do bronx nigga

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McGregor never missed weight

Conor always makes weight

but bro Khabib has never bled + he's a muslim so he shows respect.

I just can't take this semen slurping sport

>brazillian who can't speak english
>took down Lee
>took down Tony
>took down Chandler
>took down Dustin
>Conor wants the belt
>Gaethje's homestate
>bullshit non-digital scale
>Abdelaziz as manager
>genuinely confused when they told him he missed weight
>somehow doesn't cut even 0,1 in an hour
they did him in and it's not even funny

for real though he's about to give his response: youtube.com/watch?v=Mu13aEo_U58

Don't think I'll even watch this card anymore tbhwy b

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like this post if you're hype for Loopy to fugg the MuscleFu

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Pre-Chandler Hap content?

If Charles wins, the title fight will be gooby vs garth.

how the fuck do you miss weight you fuckin obese brazilian

>He thinks a depleted/unmotivated Charles will walk through Gaethjes bombs and somehow win
He has about a 0% chance of winning and had about a 1% chance of winning before the weight miss. Justin was always going to win this fight, casual

>Costa
>Charles

Why can't these frauds just fight in a proper weight class instead of shitting up divisions

Toronto fag user.

glad I put money on gaethje it's gonna be an easy heem on drained chucky

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Wtf is he doing
How do you work to be the champ all your life, and then not make weight.

upvoted for lopsided roastie pussy

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Hes still gonna win anyway. But lame

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thats why i said "would never" you absolute spastics

Everyone else made weight using the same scale. You're huffing weapons-grade copium.

The UFC wanted Dustin to beat Charles after he got two wins over their biggest star. Charles being champ makes Conor look even worse

hes not gonna win so it's irrelevant

>succs .5 lbs of coom out of chuckys benis so he can make weight
what are the athletic implications of this?

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I'm one of those guys that bet on Tony, just so you know.

i kneel

Putting all money on gaethje money line as we speak.

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Nobody cares

he should refuse to fight because the ufc fucked him
>0.5 to lose
>come back hour later, exactly 0.5 to still lose

bookies love him

use this one

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That's it I'm gonna weight my load to prove a point.

If you boy him your a fake one

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Yeah they would never strip Conor for a weight miss because he would never miss weight and has never. If it happened they'd be forced to strip him of the title. The UFC doesn't control that decision, dummy

dana fucked him and left a half pound of cum in his ass?

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Do Bronx made history as the first champion to lose his belt on the scale.

I actually prefer this one

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WHERE'S YOU GOD NOW CHUCKY?

Conor would never miss weight
The guy looked like a dishevelled corpse making weight at 145, but he still made it

what about this one?

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real heemers care more about fights than titles
are gaethje and oliveira still fighting? yes
stop whining

Lol Conor weighs 190 right now

MISSING WEIGHT AS A CHAMPION IS THE ULTIMATE DISPLAY OF HEARTLETISM

The guy you are replying to doesn't even know that the commission has the decision not the UFC. Not even worth your time

god she’s perfect bros

kek

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Does she have enhancements?

McGoober missed weight constantly but Dana faked the scales. This is a disgrase.

He aint a drawl b. Ufc got bills

Weight frauds getting what they deserve. Shit has always been a meme. Weigh in should be right before the fight

i only care about entertainment and this is kino

Fire your whole team. How the fuck does he fail to make weight and not cut half a pound after?

no

>sanctioned athletic competition
>fighting
we got a fake one right here

On the side of the real champion

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It's time

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Sanko has been officially boyed after getting drunk on air and making a joke about her giant fake tits

MOGGED

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paddy the baddy would have made weight

KWAB

based

youtu.be/Mp99zaOTQwU?t=10303
yup, she re-racked 5 years ago

yes

Lay off the PEDs and he'll lose 20+ lbs of muscle and suddenly he's an average size LW

Footchad producers are slacking. The used to come up with all sorts of reasons and "games" to get Sanko out of her shoes.

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how does Islam even make weight? He’s significantly bigger than everyone else in the division

This was all going too well. I had the weekend off. The main card only features great fights. Something had to ruin it.

first team all natty

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>he grabbed the hecking glove!!

do bros...

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Yes. She literally made a joke about it while they played beer pong today

>Miss weight

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Imagine not making weight as champion. What a disgrace.

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here it is, but the bitch is wearing boy shorts

kek that was pretty good

UFC's saviour returns. It's been rubbish without him holding a belt.

how much is 0.5 lbs?

Woah his dick is huge

This. Belongs dead in a dumpster.

Oliveira still wins and recovers the title.

Look up Jalin Turner or Joel Alvarez bro, Islam is normal for LW

like half a pound

SCALEGATE

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kek based

How many lbs does the phone weigh?

All according to plan

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227 grammi

>thinking OP is fake
>ignore it
>find out it's real
charles is a fuckin idiot. this is the first time a championship is being vacated from missing weight right

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Half a pound

>Last night

Yeah well the body fluctuates over time. These dumb dumbs should know that your weight before and after sleep will differ.

226 grams

A Samsung note is like 1.5 lbs

how did everyone else make weight then?

>not using digital scales in 2022
why

Everyone else made weight just fine and on the mark except these two hues

So it's confirmed the Arizona athletic commission rigged the scales so the hometown boy wins

Sad cope

>well the body fluctuates over time
niga, do you think that those people are eating before making weight?

There's a video of Jalin Turner and Luke Rockhold sparring and they are legitimately the same size.

Treefiddy