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i can clearly see the three women who wrote this sketch in my head
It sounded like shit, the animation is weirdly robotic yet clumsy, and the humor is completely absent; it's getting hard to believe that years ago i was actually a huge fan of the show.
Just compare this to the Bush Sr episode
>mfw this FINALLY finishes The Drumpf!
This is so woke that it makes me want to create a new nazi party or something.
I like how W is now a good guy and everything "they" said about him they're now saying about Trump.
Same here
Bump
the whole point of Trump is to help the Republicans re-mainstream themselves as the center-right party now their horde of delusional zealots is starting to die of age, obesity, and opioids. when Trump loses in 2020, the Mitt Romneys can remind their base he lost any time someone tries to use anti-immigrant rhetoric.
GOP voters are moving more right, boomer die off will only make that happen faster
why did the simpsons whitewash ocasio and the somali girl?
they're brown as hell
But Mitt Romney lost. He lost to a President with a 42% approval rating.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a very real phenomenon.
These people are sick and need to be helped
>when Trump loses in 2020
Imagine being this deluded
74 days
Imagine being so thin-skinned that a cartoon will trigger them.
Groening loves a good massage from 16yo's on planes.
the jokes just didn't land.
it gets tiring hearing the same 3 jokes for what, 3 years now?
>straight up propaganda
would it be so hard to work in a jab about the green new deal and at least pretend they're making fun of both isdes
>it’s not the “jokes” fault. It’s everyone else’s fault for not finding it funny
It was a different time
the only thing cringier than this simpsons bit is all the seething right wing faggots like you losing your shit over it
OH NO LE REDDITSONS MADE FUN OF REPUBLICANS WHAT AN IRRELEVANT AND UNFUNNY SHOW
Yeah calling Republicans plain evil is surely on the same level as calling Democrats incompetent.
kys simpsons shill
>people will defend lame and tired jokes if it dabs on le Republicans
ITS THE SAME JOKE EVERY TIME
HES ORANGE XD
Why are white people and republishits so offended over everything? Why can't they take a joke? Is this why red states are so full of retards?
It’s supposed to be a parody of how each side views the other side. It’s accurate and funny.
Can't wait for God Emperor Trump to DEMOLISH the Simpsons on twitter
>lefties calling other sensitive
Your lack of self awareness is astonishing
Right wingers are the real snowflakes. They are triggered over a fucking simpsons episode. Can't wait to see you fucks kill yourselves in 2020.
>Implying I'm right wing
It's not funny, it's not useful, it's just obnoxious. Everyone involved in the creation of that cartoon would have done more good for the left if they just died.
We're denying global warming, and desperately funding any effort possible to hamper its discussion: bbc.com
We're declaring trade wars on European countries, Japan, China, India, and Canada (but not Russia): nbcnews.com
We're also separating infants from their mothers, putting them in concentration camps, and refusing to give them vaccinations: gizmodo.com
We're systematically denying Black, Hispanic, and all POC Americans the right to vote under a plausibly deniable excuse of "voter ID": nytimes.com
We have LITERAL CONGRESSMEN who are training kids for a racial holy war (aka RAHOWA): seattletimes.com
We kidnapped the daughter of a CEO because he was "stealing technology": bbc.com
We have a police force that is riddled with white supremacists: thehill.com
We're systematically gerrymandering the borders of counties to make Black/Hispanic/POC votes count less: reuters.com
i forget people actually think like this
Sorry, I don't read leftist garbage. Not interested.
Trump will win the election because of stuff like this. Also I am not an avid Trump supporter but he was clears the best choice, with Hillary and their demonic circle we would have been at war with Iran by now,
>drumpfy tumpfy
>imbeaach
>you can't read lmao
>ur hands are tiny
>ur ugly and you have sex with ur wife disgusting
>you give putin rimjobs
>pay ur taxes
>ur racist
>ur fat
>ur worse than pedophile Joe Biden
It's not triggering, it's fucking hilarious. They missed the fact that he eats two scoops of icecream though.
One of my least favorite things about the Simpsons, are the way "good" celebrities are drawn in comparison to "bad" celebrities. They're always drawn to look more serious, or have soft stupid looking smiles or to look noble.
>trump will win the election because of a simpsons episode
He'll win because the other side is incapable of unfucking themselves
Have sex, incel.
Trump won the election because more than half the population has never been outside the US and will take any politicians word for granted. Most of them don't even know the difference between UK and europe and think they are the same thing.
Strawmanning is what drives votes in this decade.
"Snowflake" and "triggered" used to mean something
It's sad how they went from the more subtle satire of the early episodes to lol orange man has tiny hands and weird hair
What ratings are these last seasons even getting? Do people still watch this?
Do you reckon calling half the population uneducated deplorables had anything to do with it? Maybe people are getting sick of you ego freak leftists that think they can define other people's realities for them.
first you have to call me based and checked you fucking redditor. And yes, Trump will win because of tryhard leftist trannies, he WILL win, the People are not eating your lies
>the whole point of Trump is to help the Republicans re-mainstream themselves as the center-right party now their horde of delusional zealots is starting to die of age
By enabling a group of wayward incels that embody all of the zealots' politics except they got their unrealistic standards from anime instead of the Bible?
Have kids, millennial.
Quickest way to lose an argument, I'm impressed
Now go read fox news or Breitbart, those truely reliable news source
They will air a remastered version of S11E05 where the farmers wear MAGA caps with the intent of making them look dumber, but instead everyone will love them and emulate them.
I miss old Simpsons
Fake news, like I said I'm not interested in reading your propaganda.Trump is president, and he will win again in 2020. Get over it and move on with your life.
Sure is summer
Also, you eat Trumps lies.
Right wingers should fuck off back to their containment board, this is a lefty website (and proud of it).
yes, and..?
>the whole point of Trump is to help the Republicans re-mainstream themselves as the center-right party now their horde of delusional zealots is starting to die
Do you even know the definition of populist? Trump won by appealing to the republican base instead of pitching himself as being the best representative of the narrow range of positions of Conservative Inc. Besides, 37% of Millennials voted for Trump in 2016, the same percentage as voted for Romney in 2012. Democrat percentages among Millenials actually dropped in 2016. Couple all this with the Russia conspiracy turning out to be a complete dud with no payoff, the Dem field being a complete mess, and the pattern of incumbent presidents having a leg up during re-election, there's literally no reason right now to assume he'd lose. The delusion is yours.
>mfw the pu$$y too good
Unironically all of this is based with the possible exception of denying global warming but quite frankly a world infested by niggers isn't worth saving.
too thin
shut up eurobong
I think this art style suits AOC much more than the other characters. It weirdly looks just like her.
It's amazing how these room temperature IQ morons don't realize they're doing exactly what Trump wants by keeping this "squad" in the spotlight.
>when Trump loses in 2020
lol
Based
>just compare zombie simpson to classic
damn...
Agree, i think Trump would get way less hate if he stopped pretending there's no climate change and that the coal industry is greatly responsible for it.
Earth's health shouldn't be a politics matter, there shouldn't be different sides of it
Glad to see even right wing anons are picking up
She does look like the way modern Sneedsons draws celebrities. lmao
cope
He's the most unpopular President in history and his numbers are terrible.
Literally not true.
55d backgammon??
The correct way to combat climate change would be supporting nuclear power and replacing coal and fossil fuels with it and at the same time funding fusion research for the future. The people who have taken the climate discourse hostage do not understand shit about the issue and only want to virtue signal. Ironically they also tend to oppose nuclear power because they don't understand it and think every reactor is just another chernobyl waiting to explode.
his numbers are about at the same level obama's popularity was at this point of the presidency
He's never had a gallup over 50%
>Republican party is just Yea Forums since Yea Forums hates everyone
>Democratic party is just Reddit since they all constantly talk about killing themselves as memes
No, it's literally just
>these retards are bad optics for everyone else besides the fringe radicals
>so let's keep them in the spotlight so moderates realize how fucking insane the democrats are
It's very fucking simple.
Hello I am replying to you from November of 2016, where I am told that Hillary is destroying Trump in the polls and has a 94% chance of winning. I know things turn out great for Democrats and am completely confident she will be elected president! I can't wait to laugh at those stupid Republican voters when she wins AHAHAHAHA
You do know that fossil fuels are used to make fertilizer and plastics too, right?
We’d starve to death without artificial fertilizer.
God I would eat her asshole every night.
How did the midterms in 2018 go?
I'm fine with shitting on trump but using the same "orange man bad" trope every day is stale, old and unoriginal. SP's Mr. Garrison was funny because they gave no fucks and took it to another level by having him to sick shit and making it ridiculous. The Simpsons isn't funny because it's just "who is in the news this week" and make jokes around that.
It's just lazy writing. The problem though is that it's impossible to write any sort of funny jokes about Trump, because his IRL existence is such a total farce.
Sneed
>concentration camps
Wtf is wrong with voter ID?
>under a plausibly deniable excuse of "voter ID"
Imagine being such a third world country that you don't require a proof of citizenship to vote. Actually scratch that, even third world countries require it.
>notice anything? :^)
I know you're trolling but there are leftists in the twitter thread where this was originally posted who were genuinely defending this on these grounds
it's bizarre
Because illegals wouldn't be able to vote if it was implemented. Please understand.
>Black, Hispanic, and all POC Americans
>Black/Hispanic/POC
only leftists even use the term snowflake anymore
Guys, guys....
Guys!
Trump
BAD!
tune in to tomorrows show!
it's "racist;" that just means "it's bad"
Not bad, all things considered and given historical precedents
Kind of funny how republicans can't prove widespread voter fraud but keeps on claiming it exist.
And then get busted for it themselves.
>left wingers calling anyone ever snowflakes after the trump election in 2016
Completely btfo for infinity
Back when the MSM was still able to force mindshare for the russia investigation and the threat of impeachment? Not well, but it wasn't a bloodbath by any measure. The media is literally talking about how it has to reorient its strategy because it doesn't know what to do about Trump. The intelligence agencies have nothing to feed to them. Maybe they come up with something between now and the election or maybe they don't, but as of right now he's got no roadblocks other than what he's become comfortable with and dealt with already, and that means he's on better footing than any of the Dem candidates right now.
Well in that case what's wrong with voter ID if there's no fraud?
If there is no voter fraud then what's the problem with voter ID?
>he's still thinking about Democrats vs Republicans.
I'd give you maybe 1 or 2 more cycles to wake up to what is really going on.
It means democrats can’t commit voter fraud with foreigners, dead people, and their clones
My dead grandmother couldn't vote then
>truely
You can't even write, you just copy pasted that from whatever activist group you belong to. Brietbart recently got certified by newsguard. It's real news now
one month later..
>MASSIVE layoffs at Huffpo as circulation nosedives
Either this is bait or you're that dumb to post this on Yea Forums. I also hate anyone who isn't white or a man so why should I care
your implication that republicans and democrats are equally bad is wrong. republicans are much worse
The only based establishment Republican that I know of is Scott Walker. He was the only one who realized that you have to stick your hand in the mud to fight Democrats
Trump obstructed justice. Let me guess, you thought Mueller exonerated him? Would you believe me if I told you that actually, Mueller said Trump can be indicted once he leaves office?
You guys completely ignore the fact that coal has been nearly phased out as an energy source. What do you think they do with it? Shovel it into big steam furnaces? I actually work at a coal cleaning facility, all they’ve sold in the last few years is what’s known as Blue gem and it’s for electronics.
Unless they plan on stopping Smartphone and computer production, any politician that’s said they’re going to stop coal is a fucking liar. Only turbo-tard dinguses think coal mining will end.
Besides, if we get regular fusion in the commercial world we can just build facilities to filter out carbon in the air and turn it into more fuel.
Based Scott Walker. Conned by Foxconn.
NOOOOO, DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY PRESIDENT!!!
Every president can be indicted once he leaves. He simply stated that legal reality. Not a single one of us gives a damn that obstructed "justice". If anything he should have been more aggressive
>We're systematically denying Black, Hispanic, and all POC Americans the right to vote under a plausibly deniable excuse of "voter ID"
This is were you lost me. The only people that can, should and vote for a country are its recognized citizens. You wanna vote ? You have to make the actual effort to have your voting papers.
>Yooo, me not wanting to go get paper, me come to america but no need paper, me honest
Try that in Switzerland, you illegal scum.
Don’t bother telling him the reality of the situation. Liberals are absolutely delusional and can’t cope with the facts that came with 2016. For eight years they were blowing smoke up their own asses and truly believed that they were the future and everything they say and do is absolute truth regardless of empirical evidence.
They are too busy trying to close their eyes and ears instead of just coming to terms that regular people aren’t polarized to one side or the other.
>The same incels SNEEDposter stop doing so when their dictator is mocked
LMAO. Also, who are those women on the photo and why did Trump had a photo of them?
>save us mueller
lmao yeah maybe there was something he missed
>We're also separating infants from their mothers, putting them in concentration camps, and refusing to give them vaccinations:
No that’s the mother’s doing. They didn’t have to come here, they chose to knowing the risks and these are the consequences.
We actually can, like how in Detroit, there were more people who voted than people registered to vote in that city.
If Trump was smart he wouldn't have made the Israel loyalty comment. He allowed the media to jump away from the literal Muslim anti-semitism in the squad and the speculative let's pretend anti-semitism of Trump himself which is really just him being fucking dumb
Thanks for electing literally the worst republican out of 17
I'm sure you can provide a source on that
trump is deliberately putting the spotlight on those retards because he knows they're unpopular with voters. he is playing them hard and they don't even know it
>I dont have to provide sources for my outlandish statements
>I need proof for every claim you make
>actually,
Do you really think what you're saying passes as anything better than received opinion? Exoneration isn't even a legal concept/standard and the only reason you're using the word is because Mueller included it to placate retards like you. There is no legal procedure for anything resembling "exoneration", so even if Mueller had actually been a secret supporter of Trump it would have been literally impossible for him to do it. A cursory understanding of law should make it obvious as to why this is.
What outlandish statements? Republican voter fraud? I guess this wasn't covered in the MAGA sphere.
god I hate women
it's actually like this in your brain isn't it
>The discrepancy did not involve Detroit's recording more votes than registered voters, but rather precinct poll workers miscounting the number of people who voted.
>Let me guess, you thought Mueller exonerated him?
Yes? The fact that a Deep State partisan faggot like Mueller was reduced to saying "b-b-but where there's smoke there could be fire...?" basically proves that Trump is as squeaky clean as an infant asshole that leftists want to fuck.
>California
So a state without voter ID :^)
>one guy at the state level is charged
>this means dems are innocent and gop is guilty of everything
>this is why we shouldn't have voter ID laws
you're not really trying to say that are you?
>California
Reading is hard.
>Detailed reports from the office of Wayne County Clerk Cathy Garrett show optical scanners at 248 of the city’s 662 precincts, or 37 percent, tabulated more ballots than the number of voters tallied by workers in the poll books. Voting irregularities in Detroit have spurred plans for an audit by Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson’s office, Elections Director Chris Thomas said Monday.
Where are they?
The Republicans have literally accused the dems of millions of fake votes despite offering absolutely zero evidence and use it as an argument for voter ID laws. I'm just saying your argument is complete bunk.
>zero evidence
>user in thread has posted evidence of it happening in detroit
see this is why nobody takes anything the left says seriously
But there is evidence, and you are just refusing to accept it
Hi I’m you’re average American here. I’m confused did they ever find a Russian collusion? I thought he was getting impeached. Also aren’t we like, supposed to be voting again or something? CBS hasn’t told me who to vote for and Simpson’s has too many to choose from.
I understand non-americans hating Trump. But the fact that America is so cucked that americans can shit on trump for not signing paris agreement, TPP, etc. which are shitty deals for america is hilarious to me. And he'll keep winning elections because despite all the senile autism he's still the only politician even pretending to put america first.
Nigga if you seriously believe there isn't vote fraud going on, you are willfully ignorant. That's the sort of ignorance you can't fix.
Isn't this the Huffpost team?
What's funny is he was charged with ballot harvesting, which was made LEGAL in California and Dems used it to run out the vote in 2018. So yeah I guess technically Dems don't engage in fraud when it's selectively defined
We just spent like 3 straight years of democrats trying to imply that Russia hacked the election on favor of Trump
thanks doc
Evidence
Let's look at the evidence he presented.
77 precincts +1 vote
62 precincts +2 votes
37 precincts +3 votes
20 precincts +4 votes
52 precincts +5 or more votes
81 precincts -1 vote
29 precincts -2 votes
19 precincts -3 votes
7 precincts -4 votes
8 precincts -5 or more votes
>it's true because I feel it
>this is zero evidence to a crazy leftist
you played yourself
>Trying to argue with a leftists based on his standards instead of accepting that it's neccessary to fight dirty in order to make America white again
Is this fraud or can the discrepancies be explain by human error?
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PEOPLE SHOW ID AT THE POLLS
>Trump literally spergs out on twitter every day and almost nobody respects him
>His only serious competition are a senile old fuck with the worst economic policy proposals in american history (forgive trillions in student loans instead of solving any of the underlying causes LOL), and a crazy bitch from new york who is too young to even run
Imagine being american
it isnt zero evidence that's for sure
STOP STOP STOP NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD A $20 GOVERNMENT ID NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE HOW WILL MY ILLEGALS AND BUSSED VOTERS ELECT ME NOW
>nobody respects him
Trump has a positive approval rating among Independent voters according to a 08/24/19 poll by YouGov.
YouGov oversamples Democrats so the overall figures are skewed towards disapproval
>Why are white people and republishits so offended over everything?
Really now
>grasping at straws so bad you point out typos on Yea Forums
Don't shoot me please
ok
>Right wingers are the real snowflakes!
There are several Jewesses in this picture, along with plain old white girls.
Can you tell them apart?
Everything but the first line is a good thing.
>seattletimes.com
>training zoomers for the inevitable race war
Based and redpilled
can you imagine their forty cats though?
It's true because it's happened throughout our history. It's an American tradition. It'll just get released years after we're dead.
en.wikipedia.org
>wahhhh I never had sex
>imply
And what was found?
>Russia conclusively interfered with the election
>Had thousands of bot accounts reaching millions
>Most majorly impacted via their hacks which they distributed through their cutout organzation wiki leaks which pretended to be neutral
>the guy they wanted elected was
>only barely and the right slight swings in the right states would have changed it since he was behind in the popular vote
>Trump officials met with Russians
>Trump tried to obstruct the investigation in 12 separate ways (why would an innocent man do this?)
>said, when he learned of the investigation, "I'm fucked"
But because Mueller couldn't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt he colluded, he's exonerated, right? I mean Barr said so and he's totally unbiased right?
These were meta-jokes reducing stereotypes about the parties ad absurdum.
>let's have a race war maybe now women will have sex with me
>he takes the word of crowdstrike and the DNC about the source of the "hack"
lmao brainlet detected
>Russia conclusively interfered with the election
FBI wasn't allowed to inspect the DNC servers and had to take CrowdStrike's word for it. The "evidence" for Guccifer being Russian is cyrillic letters found in its source.
Underlying material is always more important than headlines. And the underlying material shows just how not serious the Intelligence Community is. Similar to their evidence for Saddam having WMDs
YAY DIVERSITY!
npr.org
> February 26, 201910:58 AM ET
>About five years ago, immigration attorneys started contacting Pennsylvania election officials to report that many of their clients had gone to get a driver's license and, a few weeks later, received a voter registration card in the mail.
So in 1990, 2014 and who knows how many years in between, an indeterminate number of noncitizens in Pennsylvania alone have been given the chance to fill out a quick form so they can vote. Who would they vote for? Oh probably the party promising to let them become citizens.
based
Sneed
Democrats openly support the greatest evil of this age: Abortion. In under one century's time, more people have been slaughtered on the altar of abortion than the combined casualties (including noncombatants) of both WW1, WW2, and The Black Death.
btw, If we adjust the sampling to typical election-day party ID composition(Independents about 31%, Republicans 34%, Democrats 35%), Trump's approval rating is at 49% and his disapproval at 48%. I thought he was underwater!?
There are two types of typos. Those made by pure mistake because of mistyping or absent-mindedness, and those made because the person actually thinks what they're typing is correct because they just don't know the language. The first kind is trivial. The second kind is not. Because while it manifested as a typographical error, the real error is in the person's understanding. People who make the second kind of mistake want to be conflated with the people who make the first kind because it's a cover for their idiocy. "Truely" usually stems from the second kind because it sticks out like a sore thumb to a native literate and can be typed by someone who just thinks you add -ly
Now actually, the second kind can be okay too. If the language in question genuinely isn't your native one. But now we have a problem
>Now go read fox news or Breitbart, those truely reliable news source
This whole sentence is actually broken. Sounds broken even spoken not just read. So you're either an idiot or you're ESL. But it's not okay for you to be ESL in this case because in your post you represented yourself as a US citizen. Why do you paste a gish gallop American voice copy pasta from an activist organiziation pretending it's your own writing, misrepresenting yourself as a US citizen when in all likelihood you're not?
or you're just an idiot. pick your poison
too long, dedn’t read
Imagine if the media was as friendly to him like they were to Obama. I bet those numbers would be a bit different.
>i post thumbnails
Why the fuck does that baby have an earring. Seriously, this is Nigger Tier.
wait so are you telling me that an abortion isn't like getting a pedicure or something
Media coverage has an effect. According to Gallup, Trump has 42% approval. Obama had 41% at the same period of his presidency. Like the vast majority of incumbents, Obama experienced a spike in his approval during his re-election campaign. It's all a cycle, and that's why Trump will be re-elected
I don't know son, a wrong person in the right time and right place can do way more damage than any intentionally done asshattery.
There's nothing wrong with it. It doesn't hurt more than an injection and it can prevent problems down the line.
>when Trump loses in 2020
The dems can't even get a candidate among themselves that isn't Hillary 2.0 or totally batshit insane.
>Donald Dumb
Woah... this is the power... of yuropoor banter...
And hat's not even including a non-trivial amount of Bradley effect. Remember that going into the 2016 elections Obama still had a high approval rating despite big turnouts for Trump in the same counties that swung for Obama in 2008. People hated Obama for his handling of the economic crisis and the way he bailed out the banks, but after the BLM bullshit prior to the election they weren't so willing to tell pollsters they didn't approve of him.
To be fair this was a web production, so it's necessarily cheaper than what they produce for the show itself. That's all the fairness I will give this clip.
foxnews is the biggest news network and is sorta just trumps state media at this point. Just because CNN and MSNBC don't like trump doesn't mean the entire media is against you. I mean, it's Trump's own fault the media hates him. Because of what he does; his disrespect for the freedom of the press. So "what if more of the media liked him" is kinda not a valid question to ask. It's like "what if Trump wasn't Trump"
Indeed. Each individual's life begins at conception. Abortion kills the child while it is at its most vulnerable state. The rise in its popularity is due to it being viewed as a victimless crime. The reality of what's occurring is far more sinister.
>dude it's trumps fault the media lies about him on a daily basis because fox news exists
grow up you dumb commie
>"Snowflake" and "triggered" used to mean something
When everyone is a constantly triggered snowflake, then no one is.
Fox News is the biggest network because Conservative viewers are concentrated on them While liberals are spread between MSNBC and CNN. It doesn't mean the media in general is favorable to him
>this is your brain on the bible belt
>Every major network aside from 1 is unashamedly against Trump
>"N-no! Your media propaganda!"
>w-we should be more like europe!! they are so enlightened!!!!
>alright, so are we going to demand mandatory identification at voting stations
>NOOOO THATS RACIST!!!!!
>We're denying global warming, and desperately funding any effort possible to hamper its discussion: bbc.com
But that's great, it won't be acted upon before Florida becomes New Atlantis.
>literally one network doesn't talk shit about Trump out of dozens
>this makes everything fair and balanced
CUTE!
It honestly baffles me how you guys on the other side of the ocean don't require a legal ID to vote.
And that one is still antittrump
Literally the only thing I'm ever going to say to you trumptards after 2020 is "one term president". You will be triggered until eternity just by that simple phrase. I'll still be doing it in 2050 I bet
>Man commits assault against a pregnant woman in her 2nd trimester and causes her to miscarry: Correctly labeled as a monster
>Women aborts child late in her 2nd trimester because she decides it would risk ruining her career: Hero
>t.
Religion wasn't referenced once in that post. A Human's life undeniably begins at conception and abortion terminates that life.
you think this is reddit or something
Who are those women?
Reminder your media is more receptive to their communist bugmen overlords that actively export poisons resulting in tens of thousands of your own people dying each year over your own president
Not really our fault they can't handle the reality check that they are too scared and incapable to handle anything outside of the 5 square miles of their hometowns.
Literally any 18 year old European knows more about the world than the entire rural red states put together.
Extremely woke and based. I wish sn*edposting wasn't being so heavily jannied lately. I never got tired of it.
based
>yuropoor
/int/ shitposting doesn't count as an education friend.
The left has spent the last 3 years pretending 2016 didnt happen. You must be an expert in denying reality.
the fact that this one Simpsons thread is literally the only one not to just be derailed by endless sneed speaks volumes of how triggered you all are
>Literally any 18 year old European knows more about shithole countries
ftfy
What happens when these deplete, as well as the phosphate rich rocks that we are crushing to make NPK? And helium, mostly produced, sorry I meant extracted, as a byproduct of natgas? Inquiring minds would like to know.
jannies are banning sneedposters so it's no surprise it isnt being posted
reminder that the best simpsons writer is a libertarian
en.wikipedia.org
not saying he likes trump but good simpsons writing makes fun of both right and left wing politics
Sounds like someone has comedy derangement syndrome. You realize you are triggered by a kids cartoon now right?
trump spent the last 3 years pretending that considering he not once acted as a president should
Weimar problems require Weimar solutions.
Bragging about landlording for rent-free tenants.
VOTE TAMMANY!
>haha what's the matter you stupid hick? don't like killing babies? what a retard! hahaha
I would cry too if i had to work with those bitches
>n-no u
>NOT MY PRESIDENT
Thanks for proving my point, your psychosis runs deep
>Polls are lies unless they line up with my opinion
I'd rather take fraud than human error, because there would be at least hope the first could be fixed.
50/50 which means Trump is likely to be reelected. Dems might pick up more House seats but the Senate will remain divided and not much will happen. The US government is phenomenally stable because we split powers up as we did, it's not like the UK or France where there are major 180s every four years when a new party comes to power. And the most consequential thing Trump is doing, his trade war, has bipartisan support since Pelosi was never for free trade with China in the first place.
A lot of this boils down to how Pence expects to govern since he is Trump liaison in the Senate and can break Senate ties, he is also the person responsible for most of Trump's legislation in the same way HW Bush was with Reagan.
obama showed me how a real president should act by racebaiting and drone-striking syrian families. drumpf and his crass words are infinitely worse for the world
>Why are white people and republishits so offended over everything? Why can't they take a joke? Is this why red states are so full of retards?
Snowflakes are white for a reason.
I literally pointed out how YouGov oversamples Democrats and undersamples Republicans
I love it when conservacucks pretend to care about syrians lmao
racist
Nothing is ever good enough for the left so why should anyone care what they think?
Why can't the Simpsons draw celebrities anymore? I feel like if Trump was drawn in the pre-sneed seasons he would look a lot better drawn.
Not as funny as when leftists pretend to care about anti-semitism when it comes from a whitey
>Why can't the Simpsons draw celebrities anymore?
Because they aren't using the same artists as before? I legitimately don't know how you guys think to ask these questions but don't take the next logical step when it's right in front of them.
The Democrats pitch themselves as the champions of non-citizens, promising they'll make it easier for them to gain citizenship and legally collect benefits. In a country with between 11 and 30 million illegal residents, this gives them a huge pool of potential voters, but ONLY if they can cast their illegal vote unimpeded. Because of this problem the Democrats are incentivized to convince half the country (with the support of every news network other than Fox News) that it's somehow "racist" to require an ID to vote, and they use this generated public support to complicate the introduction of mandatory IDs. There. Now you're not baffled any more.
>t.
>A Human's life undeniably begins at conception
I deny that.
i like how the moment someone makes a good point, you drop your "we're the good guys" facade. it's obvious that you care even less
destabilizing egypt, libya, and syria, while also pulling troops out of iraq was the worst series of consecutive foreign policy mistakes in the history of the united states. i voted for obama twice and was expecting to get a socialized healthcare system that worked, he couldn't even do that.
>expecting to get a socialized healthcare system that worked, he couldn't even do that.
>why doesn't the president have king powers?
>"where's your wall, drumpftard? hahahaha"
accurate
But how does it work? What would stop someone from voting hundreds of times?
The zygote is alive, human, and the first cell that comprises an individual's body. All of which is readily verified by objective scientific metrics.
>which baby raping billionaire is cooler?
Malibu Stacy's new hat is lost on you kids.
you know I don't think he/she/it was actually THAT triggered by trump winning. it was more of a virtue signal. the more you know that orange man bad, the more strongly you express that, the better a person you must be
It's no more human than a cell is.
>>What would stop someone from voting hundreds of times?
generally they cant be too crazy because if they have more votes than registered voters people take notice, the problem is that they can just register anyone they want
Thank you for the gracious concession.
the president also had 4 years of democrat house + senate majority, so why couldn't he pass a proper healthcare bill?
zygote is literally a pokemon
can they imagine the kids they’ll never have? I bet they have names picked out and everything.
so if your arm gets cut off are you now two people? you and your still alive arm? or are you actually countless people formed together into a colony?
have sex incel
lol
The arm is a member of an individual's body. The zygote is the individual's entire body.
damn Obama had THAT? trump is even more of a failure for losing the house immediately and getting literally nothing done before doing so
one term don. vet nobody even remembers him in 20 years
The zygote is a cell that will develop into a human organism.
>getting literally nothing done before doing so
Got us out of the Great Recession and into one of the greatest periods of economic growth in US history.
>Hm this show is getting kinda shitty
>HAH ARE YOU TRIGGERED DRUMPFKIN SNOWFLAKE
False. It is already a living human organism whose body is observably distinct from the mother's.
why are there so many fucking trumpites on Yea Forums of all places
all your favorite actors hate trump
baste
the reason nothing got done from 2016-17 was because of paul ryan, hell trump has gotten more done for border security under pelosi than ryan, also McCain is dead now lmao
>A Human's life undeniably begins at conception
Human life begins at the moment is has value and contributes to the community.
It might be living, but it's neither human or an organism.
men build, women move in
The recession ended under Obama retard. The crash was 2008. Trump didn't do shit
Guess yours hasn't started yet then
Just tell me at which stage it's still morally still okay for me to punch a woman in the stomach while she's pregnant. How many months before it's not cool any more?
False. The zygote is readily observed to be alive, a living organism.
>
actually both of them simply prolonged the next depression through their use of central banking
they made everything worse
>dude I'm a negotiator I make the best deals everyone loves me
>one little monkey fella foils him for 2 years
wow... so this is the power of maga...
PCR proves the zygote is human
it’s cringey. Pointing out something as cringey isn’t “losing your shit over it” it is just pointing it out as cringey. Not every one is as thin skinned as you
ask me how I know you deny climate change and listen to tucker carlson
It never is morally okay for you to punch a woman because it's morally wrong to punch people, retard.
It's as much of a human as a cell is, as I already said.
you cant work with people unwilling to make deals and ryan was opposed to everything, why do you think he no longer works for the gvt and has gone media silent since his departure? he was always the first one to come out and apologize to the media for drumpf, lol you dont know anything
yikes
Projection
Liberals are the kings of self importance and being able to dish it out but not take it. Tell them that abortion is murder and God is real and they freak out even though those things are true.
But Obama lost the house immediatly.. In fact he lost 20 more seats than Trump
>I did it guys, I posted the epic sandwhich meme. Women BTFO
That is a counterargument. You are just cells.
Find Meaning
>t. seething roastie
Global warming is a scam, vaccinations are scams, liberals really like falling for scams huh? Almost like they love delusion and deceit.
It's not satire anymore just outright hatred of any dissenting ideas.
I don’t like Trump, but I hate the alternative even more.
I'm a collective of cells that has a unique consciousness, something the zygote lacks.
You fucker you got in before I had the chance
t. clump of cells
You should try making sandwitches too.
>God is real
prove it, please.
Irrelevant. The newborn lacks it as well.
>"say the line user"
>"I think we need to hire more black women"
>"AHAHAHAHAHA"
check’d
The newborn doesn't lack consciousness, it develops while he's a fetus.
Matter exists
>God is real
>this is true
lol. how much of a deluded bible thumper do you have to be to not only say that you believe god exists but that it's literally a proven fact
by the way abortion opinion basically equals god opinion. souls don't real so on the rational side of the political isle we're kinda more interested in awareness than just magic instant spark of like
>It's not satire anymore just outright hatred of any dissenting ideas.
It all started going downhill when the "fuck your feelings" people began to conflate their own feelings as being facts.
>I feel like white men are discriminated against
became
>White men are discriminated against
and any attempt to point out that the fact that the overwhelming majority of people in positions of power in this country are white men became "a feeling".
Religion isn't needed to recognize the depravity that is Abortion.
hi tim!
Are you aware of how long it takes before a human child before can pass the mirror test? They should make it legal to kill toddlers if this is your metric.
>a majority white country had lots of white people running it
imagine being as retarded as a leftist
wish more people would talk about how simpsons is implicitly supporting bds and hamas with this rather than just "lol putin lol hair bad animation women writers cringe"
>t.
hey what's up man
It sure does. Where does your god come in to play?
Simpsons is a shit show regardless
Have Sneed
t. Trumpkin with hurt feelings.
>I don't think about you at all
>leftists on the topic of trump
lol what?
>BLUMPH!!!
sad
Get this user on board
>it's morally wrong to punch people
So I can't punch rapists? the fuck man
what about nazis I thought it was ok to punch them?
Copulate
It would be if they actually existed, which they don't
big fan. keep up the good work!
someone needs to inform cnn
This is more a window into your mindset, where when you see someone else making some kind of opposing point, you assume there must be a frenzied anxiety and desperation behind it because that is your typical experience in the same situation.
just say projection and be done
Wtf I love Trump now
paul joseph watson kinda ruined that
Obama was president for 8 years so racism isn't real
>And then get busted for it themselves.
So... shouldn't we have IDs?
But I hate actors
for voting purposes? No, not really, since there's no proof is has any demonstrable effect on election security/integrity, but has very demonstrable effects on suppressing voter activity among poor and minority communities, who happen to typically vote against the party that is always screeching about voter ID.
>hispanic and black turnout is consistently worse in all areas and if we force them to remember to bring an ID then it'll get even worse
You cant scream about Russian meddling then shoot down the solution because of hypothetical racism.
Make sure to mark down that internet victory it will certainly make you feel better about your retarded self.