Why hasn't Celtic Kino been made yet?

Why hasn't Celtic Kino been made yet?

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normies too dumb

>depictions of an ancient group of Europeans who were strong, proud, noble, courageous and masculine

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It has. It is called Britannia.

already did famalam

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>look it up
>first image that comes up is a nigger Roman soldier
Hmm

>making kino depicting unwashed barbarians

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Weren't the Celts legit retarded tho?

>masculine
>pants wearers
>clothing that literally makes it impossible to fuck on a dime
that's a no from me

>t. seething Romancel
Roman girls lust after the BIG CELTIC COCK

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Because i'm not a director yet

>believing roman propaganda

Me in the bottom left under the pot

Celts has better metalworking than the romans who took the chain mail and the long sword from them, they made soap and bathed regularly

Take og your ideological glasses and just watch it.

SOMEBODY

Nah I’m not watching a “historical” show that does this
Ogling the last kingdom at the moment

It's strange how advanced they were in those specific components of civilization but at the same time being completely inept and africa-tier when it came to things like statecraft, philosophy, etc.

Their entire worldview and culture was anti-literate. They quite literally believed that all knowledge should just be stored in the minds of a small class of priests and passed on verbally to the next generation. Imagine the insanity behind trusting your entire civilization's memory and spirit to a very small and elite order of people.

That's actually not entirely true.
Celts did have an emerging class of scribes who would keep records using the Greek alphabet.

It is not impossible that a Numidian or Nubian would serve in the Roman legions.

>It is not impossible that
Errytime