/tugão/ - Benfica's captain Otamendi celebrating winning a league in Benfica's stadium Edition

porto x benfica predictions?

1 x 1
Darwin 29'
Chico Conceição 92'

All I want is for Fabio Cardoso and Otamendi to score

GOOD FUCKING MORNING, TUGOUM. I have the biggest boner ready to fuck the benficucks. I can’t wait for the seething that will ensue, the crying benficucks in the stands of their own stadium watching us celebrate our 30th championship, the commentators inhaling hoping as the game starts and absolutely seething as it ends, them ending the broadcast asap will be fucking funny too. What a glorious day this will be.

Here’s to another season of no /tugão/. Lisbonites just flee when they realize they’re not gonna win. What a pathetic bunch.

Where are all the moors? Tic tac benficornos

WHERE ARE THE MOORS?

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the optimal goal scores would be Fábio Cardoso to open it, Otamendi own goal, and Conceiçãozinho to end it past the 90min mark

And mass suicides would follow.

Go ahead, lose to benfica and sporting will still take the league with 85 points

Be honest, how old were you in 2011?
I was 18

I was 12. I feel like I have been stuck in 2011 since then,and this isn't just FC Porto related.

LMAO LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT CALLING FOR HIS BOYFRIEND TO SAVE THEM AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOULL WATCH US CELEBRATE THERE AND YOULL DO NOTHING

that too

16, I also remember 2003 and 2004. That’s something that these moor will never see.

I'm 29 and I feel the same as you. I miss pre-2012 world so much

>remendados cheering the death of Rochinha's mom again

BAN BOAVISTA FROM PORTUGUESE FOOTBALL

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Boavista Guimarães must be the most one sided rivalry in the league

In 40 bings.

look at the mirror

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2011 was a great year for portuguese Yea Forums posters overall, with all the teams we had in Europa League towards the end.

Any reliable stream, anons?

It is time

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Based Benfibros starting the game with some party music

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Ináciomanos... Alguém me arranja uma stream?

Based Pepe

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Thanks, user. There's a wesbiteI haven't thought about in a long time

everyone sleeps on it but it's still one of the best

I feel like this will be the nail in the coffin of Mental Sanity FC. There's no way Benfica will recover from this.

>taremi

>lazaro
Lmao

Here, have a good Lázaro, that'll be 30m + bonus

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did jannies delete the post? lmao

no, i did it

Damn Porto really went all out with the whole ref buying

>>>>>>cm
Such a small margin you can't decide if it is goal or not, what a joke, what is next? Milimeters?

AHAHAHAHAHAH
>Benficornos

As that annoying Benfiquista on Yea Forums would say everytime someone bitched about a decision that was favourable to Benfica:
>Read the rules

TEMO

Don't bother, if Benfiquistas did not kill themselves or had a breakdown in the Kelvin season, they aren't having one now

this league is a joke

Otamendi is losing it

He can't wait to join the party

Ref wants Porto to win so bad lmao

ref running around like a little bald cuck

Chimpout status: started
Party status: started

Based Otamendi

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If people just stopped watching these matches, the fraud that is Portuguese football would be over.
Imagine the bliss.

golo do grimaldo

Am I going to have to put some red in this!?

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>estáquioum

I'm a Sporting fan and even I'm finding this hilarious. Fuck lampiões. Eat a bag of dicks. hahaahahahahahaha