Character is ugly to reaffirm the audience he's evil

Why the fuck does anyone have bad teeth in the wizarding world like nigga you have magic.

It's a solid ten

They are stupid

Even magic isn't powerful enough to fix British teeth.

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Curse dormant in anglo blood. Not even magic can counteract it.

he isnt ugly. just unconventional looking

>character is blonde haired and rich to reaffirm the audience he's evil
bravo rowling

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he looks badass

Uggos often project their self loathing onto others and use it as an excuse to hate them so the fundamental psychology is not without merit, the tragic part is that most people aren't especially bothered with how they look.

Isn't that just a regular british actor?

This scene has always pissed me off, the whole match itself is rigged, Harry is given the fastest broom and there's no regulations on equipment so some players just can't compete, I understand Mouthry or whatever his name is I aint looking it up at least he gave his team the same equipment as him, not top of the line like Harry's but good equipment, so it was Harry with an OP broom while everyone was using shitty poor man's quality while the enemy team had good equipment
bottom line the whole match was bullshit and everyone should have been provided the same equipment

last thought
JK ROWLING IS A FUCKING HACK

t. didn't read the book
he had good motivations

this is perfectly normal in britbong

Quidditch in general is a retarded sport. Snitch/seeker totally breaks it. The snitch should be worth 50 points max and it shouldn't be released until a certain amount of time has passed or a certain number of points have been scored.

>Draco
>Evil
I think we read different book

I agree, why even focus on the other flying balls when only getting the smallest ball means you win the game without question

>why even focus on the other flying balls
it only counts if the seeker catches it
also its supposed to be hard to do

>it only counts if the seeker catches it
The snitch will be caught eventually since that is how the game ends. It's retarded for the snitch to be worth 15 regular goals when it's possible to catch it before a single goal has even been scored. You might as well just have every player besides the seeker abandon their assigned responsibilities and harass the other team's seeker so they can't catch it.

Joey Lumbermouth

It's almost like Quidditch as a sport is just a plot device to make Harry seem/feel more important and make Quidditch chapters more dramatic.

that fucking lee jordan

>it's OK to have shit worldbuilding if it's a plot device

How would quidditch even be allowed considering how suicidal it is to play it. What is stopping one of those kids from doing a fucking kamikaze straight into the ground, or into the stands. Even without mentioning the obvious, what if some kid just falls off the broomstick.

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Rowling was pretty open about the fact that she hated the Quidditch chapters and only created the sport to begin with because any society needs some sort of social focal point, and sports have generally played that part.

>It's almost like

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>bad character is ugly
>incels complain that it demonizes ugly people
>bad character is handsome
>incels complain that it demonizes handsome people

>tfw crooked teeth
FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD WHY DIDNT I GET BRACES

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hogwarts is a health and safety nightmare user do you really want to pull at that thread?

most evil people are good looking. ugly people generally lash out for being ostracized which isn't exactly evil

We could talk about the characters' ugliness, or we could talk about the epistemic ugliness that is the enduring popularity of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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What other health and safety issues?
You mean the staircases that randomly move about?

Anglo blood is some deep, deep magic.

oh sure and you know, dungeons on the school grounds that hold a basilisk, a three headed guard dog that will kill students guarding a door on the premises, the school ground being adjacent to a forest that students are told not to go into because they'll probably die, you know stuff like that.

>character gets recast for being too good looking to play an evil character

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based

good opening, very based.

That's not an excuse for it to be a retarded sport. Me shitposting for two minutes at 4 AM is enough to come up with an improved version of quidditch. She could have just used divegrass instead if snitchgrab and added some magical flair, like instead of goalies using their body/hands to make saves they have to try to stop shots using spells.

In the wizarding world nobody cares.

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>tfw no cunny dominatrix lgf

The opening was based but your pic related wasn’t the Clifford for President edition, so only 7/10.
Here’s your (You) though, we’ll done lad.

Hermoine literally uses magic to fix her teeth. And she only got away with that by tricking the nurse into shrinking them down more than they were before after she got cursed with buck teeth. And her fucking parents are dentists.

Imagine trying to get Hogwarts properly insured and regulated

The films didn't include the fact that Hogwarts students wore robes as part of their school uniform, and that in summer people would often not wear anything underneath.

All that hair dye made him go bald. I would sue that bitch Rowling, and Dumbledore too.

>international tournament of competing magical schools is discontinued because it of the high death toll
>it's reinstated and one of the students is murdered during it
>nobody loses their job over this
these people do not give a fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=aaVht51JhVk
>Now the most hideous boy in the world has the ball! He has a lumber pile in his mouth that he is calling teeth and he is a mean S.O.B.