Celebrity JUSTings General-/CJG/

Don't get married.

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This is real!?!? Fucking lol imagine being so rich you fuck your own face

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>Celebrities that are literally you

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You can say that again.

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Based Matt Perry just doesn't give a fuck and lives off his friends money.

>google.com/amp/s/
Why? Why would you intentionally want to inform Google what site you're visiting?

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Thats what friends do.

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I met him at a convention years ago. I stood in line for like 45 minutes to get him to sign my vhs copy of Pecker. As I got closer I realized I was accidently standing in Linda Hamilton's line. So I make my way to Furlong, who is sitting with his handler at the back of the room with literally no one around. I walk up, his handler tells me it's $45. So I pay her, hand over the tape but he ignores pretty much everything I'm saying, gives me a glare when I mention how much I love Brainscan. Once he finished signing he shot me the finger guns, said "Rock n' Roll" and swiveled around in his chair to face the wall. Seemed like a cool dude.

He always had a big ugly honkler though, even when he was thin he really didn't look good.

Avoid alcohol, exercise daily, and ingest an ounce of teenage semen a week

Do frenchies still like him?

No.

>handler tells me it's $45. So I pay her
I believe your story right up until then. I bet you I could have Edward Furlong rim me for half that.

Its a shop ffs

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This sloppy potato nosed fuck played romantic leads in French films for decades. Literally how? It's like he had kompromat on the entire French industry - that or the French are out of their minds.

Doesn't look much better desu

that pic of courtney cox always has me howling

He has certainly changed.

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This is by far my favorite just.
A hot stuck up cunt loses her looks, loses her career, loses everything. Thank you based God.

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>drinking red label straight from the bottle
the fucking heartburn, the shits, the pounding heart. jesus

What happened to her? A failed facial surgery, or something? She looks alien.

Does Jennifer Grey count?

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She took the call

From Hottie to Nottie

>hot
>looks
Easily the worst girl on Twins Peaks 2bh, even the film version was more attractive

4channel? So what. This site is for pussies.

If you can't recognize the look on Matt Perry's face you've never stepped out of a dark room after a five day bender into the daylight.
youtube.com/watch?v=SVR6LIvmvAU

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Plus it's not like he was ever attractive to begin with

It was a crime what she has done to herself.

He would've been more popular had he been around in the 80s, he has that look.

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I guess he appeals to womens electra complex or something.

Watched Jackass Number two last night, which was filmed 13 years ago, Bam has aged like 30 years in that time, what happened?

It suits his face though. He’d look fucking stupid with a small nose

If I had to guess I'd say the cast members of Jackass probably don't take good care of their health.

13 years of chronic alcohol/drug use and partying will do that to you

He looks fucking stupid anyway. Why was he such a big star in France in the first place? Wasn't he a teenage boywhore? Typical France, putting some ugly faggot on a pedestal.

Leftists hate him
Right wingers like him
Kino enthusiasts like him

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Well, the only reason Steve-o is still alive is Knoxville basically kidnapped him, dumped him in a pysch ward and had him institutionalized. Nigga's been clean and sober for over 10 years thanks to that.

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Not since he moved to russia and started sucking Putin's cock.

Honestly that 21 second clip is hotter than any of her scenes.

Context?

Lisa Robin Kelly from That 70s show. OD'd while in rehab.

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She's talking about her mental problems caused by a car crash.

Simon immediately after surgery.

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>when you actually think about what you've done to yourself

Drinking Red Label straight of the bottle. She's never coming back now.

i-is she an earthrocker now???

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it's not safe to have a shot glass in your hand while you're driving

would not pass the chance to smash either version of her desu

>looks average at best when young
>looks average when old, when everyone looks average at best
???

>When your journey to the dark side is more kino than Vader's.

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www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/simon-cowells-changing-face-what-18992788.amp

Link for bad goys

Americans age like milk

Those fucking teeth.

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Dont get tattoos. He would look 10/10 without them.
T. /fit/

>t. retard

eat healthy
excercise
dont drink yourself to sleep at parties every week

Those are veneers. Weird how even they cannot seem to get them to fit, like ever.

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I smiled

Yeah they look like fucking chiclets lol
I hate maskposting but just look at this dude

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what the fuck is this

if you're going to drink while driving get yourself some beer, car manufacturers even have these sweet retracting bottle openers installed from factory
one for each person

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Never gonna make it.

Is that the Euphoria dude.

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She unironically looks better bogged

You're fucked in the head

source?

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I can't believe this is actually true

jesus fucking christ

burn it

why does alchol give that bloated face look?

Yes, is that dude shilled here.

water retention

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I hope George make him a cgi Anakin in a new prequels remaster.

1) ethanol is hygroscopic, it basically causes phase separation of water from a mixture which means it dehydrates your organs and skin.
2) your body uses much more water when it has to process and remove the toxic metabolites of ethanol
Because of this alcoholics often have dehydration of the tissues and organs, those tissues and organs become puffy because they’re retaining water to keep their structure intact

Genuinely, why would you choose to do this to yourself? Why would you consensually go from "looking tike Olivia Munn" to anything else?

>shamelessly using well known jokes and insinuating the poster just came up with it

attention whore

This is a tragey. She had this weird ugly hottie thing going on and now she's just strange looking and not in a good way. A grand example of "soul vs soulless".

great joke, my friend. mind if I share it with my brother?

Nigga stahp. Her dad died and she got molested into insanity.

Anyone seen Celine Dion lately?

This one is sad to me. Unlike the untalented people in the OP, he is a superb actor who won't be given any roles because he's hopelessly addicted. Everything he's ever been in has been kino. Maybe he deserves it for being a fag though.
He's 56 and looks his age. Nothing wrong.

Dave Foley looks fine but that was a response to the previous "Don't get married" post. Look it up, Dave Foley has to pay something like $15,000 a month in child support on income he flat out doesn't make. If he goes back to Canada he will thrown in jail.

Her dad was molesting her and he possessed her uncle to do the same.

does it go back to normal when u stop drinking?

Johnny was pretty cool in Tudors.

Post someone who isnt billion years old, maybe.

Lmao those fake teeth, looks like a line of chewing gums.

Because it's liquid bread mate

Apart from Dunn (who is dead) and Bam (who is just fubar), everyone seems to have their shit together.

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Water retention. It will disappear in a few days if you chug a gallon of water a day.

Ah, my bad.
>Foley must pay Southey and their two sons $10,700 in monthly child support plus an additional $5,000 a month towards the $589,082 in arrears accumulated since August 2003. The judge said Foley would go to jail for 10 days for each payment he missed.
Damn.

>mfw there are feminists who actually think porn is empowering

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Say what you want, I still so would.

Who the fuck thinks that those pure porcelain white dentures or caps or whatever look good?

It's so so fucking obvious, teeth are naturally off-white, if they made dentures look slightly flawed it would be a lot more convincing

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The only celeb who aged like he didn't give a fuck gets the most shit on Yea Forums
kek

How has this not made it into this thread yet?

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There's literally nothing wrong with doing porn.

AU REVOIR SHOSHANNA

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>I still so would
but your an incel, it didn count

gee who could be behind this post

Let the retards dream

biggest just under 20y

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What is this about

heartbreaking
10 years ago i would have killed through a dozen guys just to kiss her cheeks

still cute

you're*
doesn't*

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You need to step up and own your shit, senpai.

Nope she still gets the D

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Still hot IMHO.

Actually based. This is what a fat rich man should look like at his age. Dude is living it up

what am i seeing here

based and Brandopilled

wtf

*gives the D

Just don't get too fat and have a couple of weeks break from drinking.

Big if true

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Why didn't he just put the bottle in a bag or behind his coat. Attention seeking faggot knew what he was doing.

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What is it with manlets aging like wine?

Looks pretty hot in bot desu

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Don't Drink. Eat Healthy. Walk. Exercise. Go outside.
Wash your face and have a serum/toner and moisturizer routine and sunscreen

only one that doesn't belong here.

Who?

Hey, at least she aged mostly naturally. Probably would stick my dick in crazy.

Fixed her nose back in the 80s and after that she was forgotten.

>only 36 years old
She used to be so cute.

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Lmao

Wtf are you high?

i really thought he was trolling and posted legit tranny but now im not sure

Her face was alwys strange but cute strange.
The problem is that her body will fit her face in a few years.

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

Porn is a funny one
>Women in porn are powerful independent people
>men who watch porn should be executed for exploiting women

JUST
youtu.be/BSNrsgJm970

It's a really bad photo, she looks alright for a woman in her late 30s.

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these are shoops right? no human being actually paid money to do this to themselves

So this is the power of xenu

>wahh everyone bullied me because I made millions from being in a Star Wars film, I’m gonna be a badass now
What a loser.

>i love where i am
>it's a nightmare living day to day through my depression
Women

He got schizophrenia

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user, lots of people who were super attractive and famous lose their minds when they start getting old and many try to get back time by doing retarded plastic surgeries.
Fuck, I'm in my 30s and I'm sometimes getting depressed that my hair is thinning. And I'm some random guy, not a famous actor relying on his looks.

This is why you can fuck milkers but should never marry them. There are rare occasions where they age well (especially if they are rich and dedicate time to fitness and skincare), but most of the time they turn to blobs of fat with huge biceps.

>how can I be a badass so no one will be a meanie-bo-beanie to me
>I’ll pretend to be like totally crazy my dude, I’m two different people
>nicest guy you’ll meet and twisted fucking psychopath.meme

unrionically thought that was a tranny dude

Have you tried drinking less?

I don't drink and I don't smoke.
This is the first time I hear this bro-science about alcohol and baldness.

That's not schizophrenia.

how do you know??

I can smell the dry cum coming from your dirty bedroom

Who-

dilate

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You know, I have problems with alcohol. I enjoy beer too much, and I can drink white wine like it's iced tea. But drinking hard liquor in a car in public is really depressing. I'm going to go eat a salad now.

Don't blame him. That franchise and its fans outta be shipped to Atlantis.

OK Jake, thanks for coming to Yea Forums. Do a fucking AMA instead.

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that's just aging
she didn't bog herself

her eyes got smaller and her mouth bigger

gave me a big belly laugh

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I honestly feel bad for schizo. You have all 5 senses working but your mind is fucked.

>sun is my fren
youtube.com/watch?v=_vYQ6pbJt2k

she has that had, clenched jaw look on her a lot of older, thin women get. makes her look harsh and hard. not the best look but better than flabby and all wrinkly.

They look like metalocylpse characters

clean your eyes with bleach

Doesn't look like he has a lid and it would have spilt.

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>Avoid alcohol?
there's alcohol and raging doomer alcoholic alcohol
a glass of wine with your meal and a beer here and there won't do you much harm
a bottle of whisky everyday might cause some visible damage after a few years
am thinking Bam here wasn't the bordeaux type

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A mentally ill and possibly retarded pornstar having a breakdown

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Holy shit, the grey hair is not doing her any favours.

it's called smiling

his son's suicide prompted this, this isn't living it up, this is cope

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i feel sorry for your tragic lack of taste

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Haha what a wreck.
>fly unbuttoned
>dribble on his t shirt
>unkempt greasy hair
>look of pure defeat on his face
>holding plastic bag by one handle

>Whoa! Stalin looks liked THAT?

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Based

>I'm Donte the demon slayer, and I'm your fucking prom date for tonight

>bottle in a bag
that's yank shit, simply not a thing in europe

kek

FUCK YOU

>when you regret the chorces you've made

he's a big man, powerful french nose, booming voice, he was the french chad with a heart
i still love him

he ascended

>'her'

Unironically, I'd rather fuck her when she was a dude

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that stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid fucking cunt.

Didn't he get his dick chopped off? No way in hell I'd ever put my dick close to a rotting MRSA hole.

>when you regret the chorces you've made
nah she's probably crying because she's only sucking 3 dicks that day

Simon Cowell is 59 years old, has had multiple plastic surgeries and his face is full of Botox. If anything it's a wonder that he started looking like shit now and not 15 years ago. Good for him I guess, he managed to extend his career by 2 decades.

HOLY FUCK
I fucking hate this bitch so much.
As long as she is on this earth I don't want to be.
The good thing is that she will run out of money and kill herself eventually.

i thought he kicked the drink when his son was born

really ruins his career, too
how can you make a living out of insulting people when you're offering the laziest "your face" comeback on a silver platter

Didn't she just have cancer? Looks alright given that

There is a youtuber called "Cynical Historian" or something and she looks the spitting image

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she also looks like paul dano

Her letting down her hair sitting at the piano in Blade Runner is hotter than any porn scene. The only movie scene hotter is possibly the bit in Schindler's List when the camp commander is chimping out on his Jewish maid

He's russian, why should they care

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>drinking red label which tastes like gas
>not springing for black label

What a pleb

Fucking hell Mickey looks so goddamn bizarre
Like a wax caricature of a human bean
Lookit that goddamn unnatural hairline! Fucking mannequin

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This is the guy, they have to be related

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To be fair, she is older than Tom.

She's legit mentally retarded, porn is the only way for her to make any sort of decent money

Absolute unit!

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If you think boozing straight from the bottle in a car is bad you're amateurs at life

Who is this Tranny?

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I JUST WANNA
BE YOUR DOG

why did she reject her humanity

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Fucking Bongs all look like Quasimodo

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How big is his penis?

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This has to be bullshit!

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I can't tell what is shopped anymore

>"Hey guys remember me?"
>"I played the cute women in American psycho"
>"Please give me a role"

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>I can't tell what is shopped anymore
Same

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how can you already hit the wall at 14?

It's hard to tell from these photos, but the head looks almost the same in both.

She looks like a Serbian Gypsy

shes actually cute in the upper picture
>no, boner, what the hell are you doing?

Yeah and he still has hair, so he is just fat.

bullshit

>shes actually cute in the upper picture
Are you blind, or do you have no self confidence and settle for deformed Goblins?

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Imagine that face attached to your phallus like a suction cup on a shower wall

anal bleaching

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she looked pretty good when she was naked and crying and wimpering on the floor in predator

Why do women use that?

Because anal blacking makes you a single mom

Why do you have to put cuck porn in it, why the obsession?

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splendid digits, faggort

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if you ever read bonfire of the vanities Tom Wolfe goes on and on about how these rich wives of New York white collar types age very poorly ironically because they eat so little and l exercise so much, and this is precisely what he’s talking about I believe

nice quads, but I said nothing of porn

I fantasize about marrying a homely girl who will always be good to me, but in reality I’ve found girls who look like this are either really cold feminists or waaaaaay too into dogs/cats

He’d been a happy go lucky guy expecting a child with his wife then she miscarried. He got really fucked up for a while.

The applause at the end ruins the mood.

>his face is full of Botox
Will he donate his body to Tupperware as Joan Rivers said she would do about her corpse?

Prove it. You can't.

Tom cruise is full on though, it takes a lot of effort to be that slim at his age

You would really settle for an ugly Goblin?

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kinda looks like Larry David

She looks about the same nowadays. Some photos are just not that flattering.

courtney looks alright, she removed the retarded fillers

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As much as being bullied sucks, Lloyd’s problems are more because he developed schizophrenia, which tends to happen in your mid teens. Poor guy.

Talking out of my ass (I didn't post the original reply) I think the skin doesn't return to its original size, so the result is bulldog-like flaps.

schizophrenia is a combination of inborn susceptibility and certain triggers, such as extreme stress in childhood

lol

Here's your nu-Charlie's Angels, bros

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look up sides by side pictures of twins where one drank or one smoked and the other didn’t. there’s a few galleries floating around the internet. I don’t think you can undo that kind of decay

>Looks like a crack addicted tomboy from the mid 80s
J U S T

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Pretty nice feature on a shy fx tune though

Not like I have many other options

True, but it’s not completely understood. And even if it was, it’s not a direct line from “I was bullied” to “therefore I will become hardcore”. If it is indeed the cause, the bullying triggered a tragic mental illness, which subsequently had major impacts on his ability to make responsible decisions. Point being, I still feel it was out of his control versus being a failure of character on his part.

u wot m8

40 years is a long time, bro.

He looks like Fake Crash lmao

He looks more like how adult anakin should look than adult anakin

He was consumed by the Obelisk role, kinda like Ledger was by the Joker

Is there a historical figure this fat fuck hasn't played? As a fat fuck.

haha wat

is he wearing a mask

Remember her wigger phase where she wanted to fuck Drake? Good times.

he has a lot of charisma

European genetics at work

now THIS is a JUSTING

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She actually does. Those fillers give people a weird panther face.

ROFL

This is a shame

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based

>Anglo
>European
Hello Jing Lao

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fuck you got my hopes up and made me check
i was going to get ready to masturbate to the rage

is she transistioning?

Seems like he enjoys it.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

oh god, an unironic DAMAGED tattoo?

run and don't even glance backwards material

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She is a natural gilf deal with it boys.

Dumb phoneposter

She has pancreatic cancer
Confirmed Panc .Cancer
Shes Dead in 4 years tops probably less since shes had cancer before and Panc Cancer is aggresive and pretty much 100% fatal.

What the fuck is they movie

>not bad for a 40-something year old
>see that she's 36
>emit a sensible chuckle

>sun is my fren

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My Father The Hero (1994).

Take the cunnypill.

a lot of loyalty for a hired actor

What the fuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=GpZ-2HDJzFw

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She only needs to make it through another year or so

>those perfect chiclet teeth

My fucking sides.

Cancer sucks. The Wall couldn’t pin her clean.

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