Philthies kek edition
/mlb/ general
Andrew Murphy
Jayden Robinson
rays own ya
Gavin Bennett
MIN: Twins promoting former top pick Royce Lewis
BOS: Report: Red Sox to recall Jarren Duran from AAA
STL: Tommy Edman has three hits, three RBI vs. Giants
SD: Manny Machado crushes two homers, Padres top Fish
SD: Taylor Rogers nets 11th save Thursday vs. Marlins
MIA: Jesús Luzardo strikes out seven in loss to Padres
MIN: Imaging suggests Correa may have fractured finger
HOU: Kyle Tucker delivers walk-off single versus Tigers
DET: Tarik Skubal posts nine strikeouts in no-decision
BAL: Ryan Mountcastle homers twice, Orioles edge Twins
Josiah Thompson
good morning
I hate the phillies
Jeremiah Anderson
Leo White
mets
Aiden Stewart
please stop making fun of my phillies
Zachary White
>be the mlb script assistant
>accidentically send the cards vs gints script to the mest v phillies game
>realize mistake (oops)
>call them just in time to turn around the result
It makes a lot of sense when you think about it
Liam Moore
take your meds faggot
Ethan Johnson
cubgers
Nolan Jackson
>I’m losing arguments
>QUICK, pull up the gay flags!
Mason Cruz
What argument?
Gabriel Parker
Phillies girls desu
Oliver Jones
>mets are gay
>phillies are fat
who wins?
Henry Clark
Good morning
Luis Lopez
Juan Gutierrez
giggling at the fact a danish person watches baseball just to fulfill his yellow fever
Owen Baker
>Slifer
>Winer
Nicholas Nelson
Nationals are gay and fat.
Andrew Gonzalez
>skeletal new york jewish homosexuals
Aaron Price
which of the sox gonna suck today fellas
Bentley Russell
Billy Bean played for the dodgers
Aiden Lopez
nigga it doesn't matter, the angels are faggots
Christopher Johnson
>pre-game panel discussion with legendary group of LGBTQ athletes and influencers
>mfw anyone in that room gets a papercut
Joshua Flores
Aiden Garcia
Angels desu senpai
Joseph Price
This dane is malding lol
Daniel Scott
You just know Mr Met is a democrat
Liam Martinez
Ethan Green
That's it I had enough of you. YOUUUUU'RRREEEE OUUTTTTA HEREEEE
Ian Carter
are you a gay conservative in a country with a good social welfare program?
Isaiah Adams
Bet she has a more active sex life than me
Brayden Nguyen
I realize americans have a hard time separating out policy and beliefs from party politics, but there isn't any particular reason supporting a social safety net requires supporting public celebrations of sodomy
David Lee
No i'm not a gay conservative in a country with a good social welfare program
Dylan Price
I do not miss michael conforto
Hard mode: what time of the season was this taken?
Parker Campbell
may
Easton Jackson
I'm surprised how quickly everyone adopted the blue alternates. I remember when the black alternates first came out and people did not like them at all.
Oliver Moore
btw I'm not against mets fans being gay.
What ever floats your boat...
Dominic Brooks
and yours isn't a particularly enlightening response for a question that was earnest and not loaded.
Jason Thomas
the fuck it was
Brandon Watson
What's the best baseball movie?
Jackson Anderson
...
Robert Russell
if you say so
Austin Roberts
Bull Durham
Jack Reyes
just leaving this here
Owen Reed
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
Lucas Bailey
>when G Baby gets shot and killed
That was sad when I was a kid but as an adult I understand this is the reality in the black community.
Caleb Jones
So it's not sad?
Brandon Martin
Not so much sad as inevitable
Jayden Bennett
American Pastime
Blake Collins
It's sad but he would've just ended up doing carjacking in the loop and Lake Shore.
Josiah Wright
>Ms. Mets' hips
I wonder if anyone's ever fucked her with the costume on
Ryder Martin
Not that a game like this is likely to ever happen but I saw the Mets throw in the towel so much in games like this the past five years, the fact that they still try and put some runs on late is so different from usual. Plus they would have definitely kept Cano around for a free out because of his contract.
Carson Cox
Sandlot or Major League
Cameron Adams
Austin Morgan
>mr met is a cuck
I can't say i'm surprised
Juan Jones
It’s our fucking year
Andrew Evans
imagine a mest stankees world series
Colton Garcia
it's ok philliesbros
our team may be a massive disappointment and we won't win anything, but rest assured, neither will the mets
the mets will ABSOLUTELY blow it when it matters,no need to worry
Nathaniel Edwards
this doesn't make me feel better
John Bennett
Oliver Murphy
well if you’re hoping for another 2007/2008, I don’t think it happens
Jordan Robinson
>dressing like that at a baseball game
Christopher Smith
i'm sorry to hear that
will another 81-81 season do anything for you?
at least they'll fire girardi if that happens
Aiden Sullivan
I lived through one. It was awesome almost getting into a fight with my dad when Clemmons lobbed a small piece of wood behind mr pizza
Lincoln Lewis
maybe harper'll get another charity mvp
Cooper Gray
eh, he deserved it last year, he was really good
i had such high hopes for the lineup, it still looks incredible on paper
i just thought MAYBE, JUST MAYBE the SP would hold up and the bullpen would improve
silly me
Jose Price
It’s absurd that they have fight. Buck may have his gaffes (like that one game against the braves), but he’s very good at telling these guys to run and steal. It may be risky but the rewards are greater than the downfall