Any movies based on cumbrainism? Pic related

The cumbrain is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a redditor, incel, faggot, tranny, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a cumbrain and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

never happened

Being in tune with your sexuality is a good thing, actually.

there no such thing as cumbrein
porn is fine always nice to see wet pussy get ram hard

Yeah dude masterbating every single day is awesome live it up fellas

Cumbrains don't have sex. That's why they're cumbrains.

in your judgment, user, would you describe the cum brain as crying out in pain even as he strikes you?

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Masturbation has nothing to do with sex.

>t.

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and boy pussy

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Cumbrains are barely comprehensible. They also hate the word with a passion. I think it's because when they are deep in a session, transfixed on some 1080p fake incest, the word cumbrain pops into their heads and they can't handle it.

Soft cocks are so hot bros. I love bj centric pornos where a bitch starts suckin on a soft pingus. God dang bros it so erotic. Soft uncut cock. A wiggly worm. That suck that pulls and tugs. Stretching that soft boy out. Soft to erect. So hot bros.
I hate pornos where the cock reveal has an erect dick hell nah bro you was chillin hard with no boxers under your jeans? Fuck that my nigga.
It's like pornos where girls remove their sexy panties way too fast. Keep the panties on longer. Specially if its them cute cotton panties. Im tuggin on my dick rn bros. Its soft. Gonna get chubby. Gonna get hard. Gonna banana my shit up bros. Im so fuckin banana. My cock curves up, so aesthetic. I go up to the movies. I be watchin some shit like crawl. Jackin to the bikini booties in the beginnin. Then lookin for a sexy head in the crowd. I love my curly hair bitches. Edge and come up and skeet on that bitches neck. Whisper "OOOOOHHHH FUCK MOMMA" and dang bros Im fuckin spurtin my nasty ass green ropes on this bitches hairy neck. I run out of there. Tuck my dick back in my panties. Go into the side exit of the amc and shit on the pavement. One of you niggas finna step in my dookie after your movie. Shits so fuckin donkey bros on God I need help

Porn is not the problem,having a gf like prime Scarjo and prefer porn, sure is next level cumbrainism.

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based

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stop watching porn and go outside a get a girlfriend, your life will get instantly better

Came here to post this, actually a great movie on the topic. I'm not sure how he managed to make this and then go to make trash like Widows.

Yeah I read that on Buzzfeed too the other day

Why is cumbrain so controversial? It is only used in specitic instances yet it gets such a negative reaction when used. Call someone a cocksucking inbred faggot and they won't care, but call them a cumbrain because they masterbate too much and they'll report you and complain to the jannies.

YES COOOM FEEL GOOOD

People don't like being exposed, cumbrains have a serious addiction but just like junkies and crackheads they don't want people calling them junkies and crackheads

Sitting around all day doing nothing more than watching porn and thirst posting is as unhealthy as it gets. There is at least help centers for heroin addiction.

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He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Fuck off back to Yea Forums.

Based.

>cumbrain
this a new incel cope meme

Jerking off all the time is for failures.

holy fucking based

>a cumbrain trying to tell anyone that his brain is atrophied
Your brain is literally fried nigger, stop wanking to porno before you lose motor functiona

You sound like a faggot

*masturbates for the 7th time today to giantess futa cock vore*

yep, feels good being sexually mature

Gonna jerk off again, little pervert? It's Saturday night so I know you feel extra kinky.
I bet you watch trannys

It's Sunday morning, actually.

>cumbrain
nofap/noporn is peak virgin white boi crap

someone make a webm of the hallway scene

Drug addicts hate it too when you call them addicts.

What does this expression convey?

Presumably McQueen has a porn addiction irl so he was able to engage with that topic honestly as long as he had a white American character to act as his proxy so he felt comfortably removed from it. Then as a black man he felt it was his place to make movies with broad social commentary about le American racist oppression and it's all been downhill since

solid post

>I’ve been found out
lmao that's the most painful part, everyone assumes that theres nothing wrong with jacking off to pornos but the truth is there hiding in plain sight

>porn addict guy bad
>rom-com addict girl bad
I like this movie for these reasons

>Cumbrain
back to tumblr with you

Underrated movie

great movies both of these

Cumbrain is just low test soi fags not understanding how a healthy man's brain is supposed to work. Pretty incredible that this meme took off so much because 4channers usually fall for everything that is supposedly masculine. The le celibate christian conservative cucks won out on this one though

Ok, cumbrain. Go back to watching another males having sex

Is masturbating to shota on shota manga gay?

>Pretty incredible that this meme took off
its anti Jewish so no wonder it would take off.

Mm yes I would Kent

I liked it

Spotted the cumbrain

*dabs on you*
I actually have a gf unlike you nerds, I just also like watching porn.

So she's not into you enough to actually want it every time you want some? That sucks man.

This shows me that you've never been in a relationship. Sometimes you just want a chill wank and not actually have sex

>sometimes you just want a hit. i don't need it i just want it

wow this really made me think. Except that I sometimes go weeks without watching porn. As a normal healthy man you should be watching naked girls, it actually raises test!

You're showing some frustration through your sarcasm, maybe you should go cum to alleviate that

why are cumbrains so high strung and easily triggered? i thought jerking off is supposed to be satisfying

Did they unfilter cumbrain already?

Don Jon was unironically great. And yes, the promotion for that movie was all wrong.

JGL is a talented director and he needs to make more films.

I think porn is sometimes fine, it's when you edge for long periods with it that it destroys your brain. I say this as a noporn/nofapfag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU CAN'T TELL ME I HAVE LOW TEST JUST BECAUSE I NEVER MASTURBATE AND DON'T ENJOY LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN. YOU ARE THE CUMBRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So you have cuckolding fantasies.

Do all Americans really fap sitting down?

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degenerate addicts seething

It's funny because this is what I see when I look in the mirror after an adderall induced 6 hour jackoff-athon.

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Actual cumbrain here, couldn't get in this film,the protagonist fucked plenty of girls including Scarlett Johansson, a real cumbrain have problems with real women and also doesn't watch vanilla shit on pornhub

you can only make a movie so disgusting until people stop watching, same reason there's "ugly" and then there's "movie ugly" which is basically an attractive person wearing glasses and badly dressed

I think an european director could actually make it, they tend to care less about audiences

I do it kneeling and I literally can't cum in any other position.

Spoiler alert

you eventually marry her and it's all downhill again

Dude this ruined me

Wisdom.

Im masturbating to this, thank you user.