Why no, I don't drink alcohol, how could you tell?

t. reddit

Drinking is for losers. If you need to drink alcohol and potentially incapacitate yourself and your senses just to have a good time you are a loser.

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You mean opiates

Redditors love drinking and drugs, especially marijuana.

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SMOKE METH AND PLAY BURNOUT 3 ALL NIGHT

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>tfw addicted to poppy seed tea

I like coke and whisky, never been into beer but will drink it if it's socially prompted. It's never socially prompted though because I'm a loser shut-in
diagnose me

and how would you know user?

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>taking stimulants and not jacking off for 12 hours straight
>beating your half-chub til it's swollen
>watching a single pornstar or genre of porn
>finally cum after running out of lines and a gallon of cum goes fucking everywhere

AHHHHH
I DRANK SOME BAD MARGARITA AND NOW MY GUTT WANTS TO EXPLODE
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN MY DAD AND STICK WITH BEER

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>DUDE BOOZE
>DUDE I LOVE FRICKING BEER
Alcoholics are soi

I used to have a problem but now I limit myself to 1-3 drinks. Beer>hard alcohol because it takes longer to drink

2 hour jackoff sesh comes 6 hours in

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Never done meth but any time I've done stimulants and didn't have a girl with me or at least someone to talk to, I just fall into a deep dark hole of masturbation

>drinking is cool, bro

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/297734.php#liver-disease
>Other effects on the liver include long-term inflammation, called alcoholic hepatitis. This can lead to scar tissue.
>Over a period ranging from several years to decades, the scarring can completely invade the liver, causing it to be hard and nodular. This is known as cirrhosis.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4368388/
>We found that lower results on IQ tests are associated with higher consumption of alcohol measured in terms of both total alcohol intake and binge drinking in Swedish adolescent men.
pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/aa63/aa63.htm
>Using imaging with computerized tomography, two studies (8,9) compared brain shrinkage, a common indicator of brain damage, in alcoholic men and women and reported that male and female alcoholics both showed significantly greater brain shrinkage than control subjects. Studies also showed that both men and women have similar learning and memory problems as a result of heavy drinking
>People who have been drinking large amounts of alcohol for long periods of time run the risk of developing serious and persistent changes in the brain. Damage may be a result of the direct effects of alcohol on the brain or may result indirectly, from a poor general health status or from severe liver disease.

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honestly? slay bitch.

Holy fuck she is based

based, fuck women

Sedentary lifestyles are pretty bad too, weird how you guys ignore those risks
medlineplus.gov/healthrisksofaninactivelifestyle.html

For me, it's gin.

It's all jewish fear-mongering anons. Just live your life.

LSD is way too intense. I can't imagine wanting to trip more than like, twice a year at the VERY most

If you like coffee and unsweetened tea and don't see how people can like beer, you're an idiot

pussy

I don't like beer.
I don't like coffee

I'm a slave to the carbonated jew.

anyone that does drugs or drinks is a miserable faggot that secretly wants to kill themselves

>doc says I'll be dead in five years if I keep this up
WASTED AND WOUNDED

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stay strong and break free brother

FUCK OP
FUCK JANNIES

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Only Gin i had was New Amsterdam Gin, it was ok. Ill stick with Dubra Vodka for $14

fuck you

Cancer

I'm a simple man. I like a nice calm high.

Don't get me wrong. In my hayday I loved acid, but nowadays the comeup is just too much to possibly do it recreationally in place of weed or alcohol

Break it with lemon juice in your water instead of soda

>moving the goalposts this hard
I don't live a sedentary lifestyle. But either way, alcohol abuse is a root cause for many social and physical problems, and kills many people. And it usually starts in the youth, when impressionable teenagers see it as cool. Same with cigarettes.

>Hi there!
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>You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
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>Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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Who's that speedrunning tranny who posts "girl" "I have boos" etc? I saw his twitter the other day and he's still doing it but now sprinkles in how depressed he is. Used to speedrun metroid prime

Sorry kiddo but us big boys like a little nose candy when we're wheeling and dealing

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Ciggies are objectively cool

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Acid is pretty easy for me to control it's shrooms that fuck me up. Shrooms almost make me delirious.

Drinking is fine. Beer tastes good unless it’s shit beer, not everything needs to be sugary and sweet to taste good. Of course, taste is secondary to getting a nice buzz. I’m gonna go have a beer now.

Redditors are the polar opposite of that. They're the ones who drink and think they're so cool for it.

coke dick is a bitch

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

I never got into vodka, I didn't really like it when I was younger but I havn't drunk any in years so I'll maybe give it a shot again someday

I enjoy alcohol but I know that my mental issues would make it easy for me to get addicted. Which is why I try not to make a habit out of drinking it.

Show me your coke face, Yea Forums

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>(Am I cute?)
kek

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Good work, mods.
You should probably take a vacation so you don't get burned out from all of the hard work that you are doing.

for me? it's living a drug and alcohol free lifestyle but not judging others for what they choose to do.
but you if drop acid you're a slave to cia

Is there a GoFundMe or something where we can donate to the hard-working mods of Yea Forums?

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I'm a Datura Chad

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why are you dumping your tranny folder in this thread of all threads?

>hanging out at the lake
>just sitting in the water drinkin beers for a few hours
>never swapped beer hands so I got sunburn all over my hand

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sounds like me on lsd

>no alcohol, drugs or cigarettes
>people get mad when I tell them I'll still be looking young in 30 years
>they find some autistic excuses to belittle my life-choices and drag me down to their miserable levels

Keep coping and enjoy your wrinkly skin alcobros

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Honestly, the most kino potion is kratom tea + cannabis. Just finished this mixture while re-watching Samsara. I realize now that it’s an inherently reactionary work, which is so interesting considering it’s just made on the cusp (2011) of the rise of neo-reactionary movements online— and then later into the mainstream.

I started drinking soda water with lime

post a picture of yourself so we can see how much good its done you

DRUGS??? THATS A HECK FRICKEN YEAH

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>doxing yourself

No thanks. Drop the substances, drink a lot of water and use moisterizer for your face. It doesn't take much to not be an idiot, really.

I’ve noticed mods usually start their shift early about 6 AM threads will start getting deleted, atleast on Yea Forums.

ummm he cute and he based

Yea Forums strips all EXIF data from images dumb newfag

cringe
nice larp

>smoked on and off for 18 years
>drink red wine every day
I still look 10 years younger than i am. Stay out of the sun kids.

>not taking it to the next level and using modest amounts of alcohol to synthesise cocaethylene with coke in your bloodstream

>stay out of the sun

But muh vitamin D!!!!

Unironically me

>Oh yeah
>It's there
This board has definitely gone to shit, and it's for the best. Welcome reddit

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holy based

post height and jaw

I like gardening, i just put a hat on if im going to be outside for more than 15 minutes

What a fucking clown world. It is dawning on me that perhaps the west deserves to fall.

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That might be the play.

Instead, I will say the following word:
>Nigger.

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Learn self control you weak piece of shit

>modest amounts of alcohol with coke
>modest
lol

I only smoke weed and even then it's only with friends

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>Do people even like beer? I think we're just peer pressured into drinking it and everyone's just faking
I wouldn't say faking so much as forcing themselves to like it. No one's first reaction to beer is "wow this tastes great, no wonder it's so popular!" People drink it because it's ubiquitous and will give you a buzz. Either you decide you don't like it and are OK being the weirdo who doesn't drink or you just suck it up and eventually get used to it. They try other beers to expand their palette, but really they're just looking for the type that tastes the least bad so they can enjoy the effect with a more tolerable taste. Ask anyone who drinks beer regularly if they'd still drink it without the alcohol. Same flavor, no effect. They laugh and say "well what's the point?" Light and non-alcoholic beer exists as a therapeutic tool to help people without the willpower to give it up entirely. Light beer maintains the addiction with the intent of keeping them functional. Faux beer gives them the bad taste without the chemical reward and eventually the disgust overwhelms them and they either relapse or quit.

That said, sure, there are some people that genuinely like it. Some people like eating rotten meat and feces. There's no universal truth to taste. But most of the time people are just forcing themselves to like beer and given a better alternative would take it, but that doesn't exist.

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?

>and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?
you didn't fight shit bitch you're on an anime image board

Why do so many people desperately want to ruin how they look?

democracy always results in a clown world hell hole, people just want free stuff and thats what it comes down to

>democracy always results in a clown world hell hole
what's a better alternative

>you didn't fight shit bitch
retarded 90s born queer its a star wars quote

I have sex so I don't watch geek shit

implying thats all that can be used to dox people

>use moisterizer for your face.

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>tfw same. I constantly am hiccupping when I do it too.

letting no one have that kind of power

>implying thats all that can be used to dox people
unless you have your fucking address in the background you'll be fine. people post their pics on /int/ all the time and nothing happens stop being such a queer and post. I wanna see all the good a drug free life has done ya

HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSH NO YOURE NOT FUCKING CUTE!!!LMAO WTF?¿

This but for people that make a post like this.

It's so strange to see this place change so much over the years. It's 2019 and Yea Forums now has anons who are genuinely religiousfags and anons who are genuinely straight edge and get triggered over the fact people do things like smoke weed or drink alcohol.

Why do care so much xer?

you're a virgin 20 something who hasnt managed to move out of home and you're hanging out on a board full of pedos and autists.

Strangely based good sir! Haha

>all that projection
oooof bud ya wanna talk about it? I'm here for ya :)

No, see, I have self control by not drinking. Once I have it in me I can convince myself to have more. The way to get around this is now I buy smaller amounts, so if I don't pass out and want to drink more, it's there. Used to buy handles and would just drink until I passed out, wake up, do it again.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>palette
palate
if non-alcoholic heineken was cheaper, i'd drink that no problem. instead it's the same exact fucking price, i've had it, its fine, but not $8 fine, I wouldn't pay $8 for any drink that didn't fuck me up.

I only drink alcohol, I don't smoke weed or do any other drugs. I'm high T as fuck bros.

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>oooof bud
>:)

I had a medical exam for a job interview and the doctor was very concerned when i said I didn't drink. I tried to meme and say maybe a glass of wine at christmas but he was very confused

sounds like bullshit

Jokes on everybody else, he's fucking prime tomboy pussy while having free food and shelter.

democracy was always full retard and thankfully has never actually existed. It just gives lemmings the illusion of political power.

Alcohol boots estrogen production. Drinking it literally turns you into a fag

Nah, psychedelics are the patrician drug.

>That euphoria when it hits
>That state of wonder while all colors pop

Weed and Addy are okay too, but best when complimenting each other.

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Alcoholism runs in my family so why the fuck would I ever drink that shite? Also fuck cigarettes.

It was for a car company. asked if I smoke/drugs say no asks alcohol say no WHAT? YOU DON'T DRINK?? ARE YOU SURE, HEH HEH OKAY YOU'D BE THE FIRST

>tell people i rarely drink, maybe a couple of times per year
>people ask why
>say because it makes me feel like shit the next day
>they go oh ok and move on
i don't get why this is hard for some people

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>npcs keep parroting that bitter piss water is an "acquired" taste meme

It runs in mine too bitch but that doesn't stop me from downing a bottle of Tito's everyday man the fuck up

>drinking
cope

alcoholism is not a fucking disease. it's not inheritable.

I never thought I would be saying this bros, but....fucking BASED tranny

Thats not concern you dumb fuck, just surprise.

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>its a 90s born queer continues to embarrass itself episode.

zoomers are so desperste to jump on any bandwagon, queers should be executed you little fucking faggot.

Buy me dinner first

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