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This is so bad that the prequels look better even down to the posters.

Is Disney lazy or retarded? What is going on with them?

AHHHHHHH

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Why does Sheev look animated? It's not a cartoon series.

so this is the power of community college

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Memba Empire Strikes Back poster?

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why not keep sheev a secret or plot twist?

Amazing.

>haha funny shitpost someone made a crappy fan poste-
>it's fucking real

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Star Wars - Episode IX: The Mystery of the Sith

Because they're desperate for people to get excited. It's possible they're trying to trick everybody into thinking Sheev will have a prominent role when he's only in it for maybe 10 seconds.

That poster has a sublime quality, it's almost like looking at a dream of the movie. I love that one so much.

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He is unbalanced and lacks a proper defense position.

They killed off two old beloved characters everyone wanted to see and pissed on them in addition to that. Another beloved character's actress fucking died even though she wasnt killed off in TLJ.

I guess there is Lando but meh. So Disney needs some sort of fucking bait for episode 9. It's really pathetic. I dont feel bad for Disney.

It reveals a lot about the movie without spoiling it, wondering what's going to happen and making you feel excited. Rise of the Skywalker's poster is boring shit.

looks just like Andy Serkis... fuck this trilogy

Soulless

Needs to be flipped around so he's smelling the brapper

Same reason they're teasing dark side Rey even though it'll be a 5 second force vision. They're desperate to make people think things will actually happen in the movie.

What about that poster says Dark Side Rey?

>first two movies were absolute shit so now in a desperate attempt to make it interesting they're making the last one dark and violent

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This, they already fucking revealed that she’s gonna be fighting Kylo at the end anyways and plus this is going to be the legit last Star Wars movie to involve the Skywalkers. Why would it end with her becoming a Sith? How are people being fooled by this?

I hate how obvious it is Kylo loses, she is about to swing and Kylo has an arm locked and his lightsaber isn't even at guard position, a woman graphic designer made this and this sucks.

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>Lucas is in charge
>kino art design, soundtrack, posters, etc
>Disney is in charge
>generic everything

saved

That's looks creepy.

It’s amazing how you can tell it’s a Disney movie just by looking at this shitty excuse for a poster

>I hate how obvious it is Kylo loses
Kylo hasn't one a single thing in the entire. This is my biggest gripe among all gripes how is a primary antagonist if he's done nothing to make him feared.

>gets wounded by a Negro who has never held a light saber
>gets beat by a woman who has never held a light saber
>gets tricked by a hologram to the point where he has a 10 minute fight with it and can't even land a single hit
>will end up getting beat by Rey Sue again and then """heroically""" sacrifice himself to kill Sheev so Rey Sue can escape

I just cannot get over how they put a CGI Palpatine on the cover. Legitimately looks like it's his model from Rebels. Who OK'd this?

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IT'S HAPPENING

I REPEAT

IT'S HAPPENING

Yea Forums BTFO YET AGAIN

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I've never seen something that drained me of any excitement for a movie more then this. I can't wait for force awakens sith rey fan art to be real and as disapointing as it sounds.

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We're definitely getting some alternative timeline bullshit. This movie is going to be a fucking disaster.

RAAR ZRRS looks more kino to me

Why can't those FUCKING JEWS hire Drew Struzan? Why do they have to hate beauty down to it's very molecules. Fuck man.

impressive

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>this is the movie's poster
Looks like the cover of a fucking early gen handheld game

The poster and promotional art / photo matches what the lucasfilms user employee said about the movie.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118057980/

>Its more like tearing up space but that stuff doesn't show up until the end of the movie during the final fight between Rey and Kylo Ren and its mostly happening because of Palpatine's spirit. Rey manages to hack Palpatine's power to do what he does like how she hacked into Kylo Ren in the first movie. She's like a sponge. The characters clash on the ruins of the Death Star but every time their lightsabers touch it sends them to a different moment in history on a different planet, like how Rey got swooped into those realistic visions in Force Awakens when she touched Luke's lightsaber. The end result is a "happy ending".

>Kylo Ren and Rey clash for the last time. During the clash they keep shifting through time. Palpatine is becoming more powerful but so is Rey. Rey with the help of a struggling Kylo Ren is able to subdue Palpatine by creating a tear in the Force sucking him and Kylo in a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But Rey refuses to let him die so she uses her newfound ability to alter space and time to change destroy Palpatine's spirit itself which causes countless of moments and planets to flash before Rey and the film ends with a narration telling the story of Luke which clips showing where the characters are now in some kind of epilogue. Showing Finn living on his homeplanet with his family, Leia and Han holding each other while looking over a balcony, Luke looking over the horizon and looks back to see a large cone-shaped building behind him and Rey is on Tatooine at Luke's old home walking towards the double sunset and looks at it the same way Luke did. She's then joined by Kylo Ren who puts his arm around her shoulder and the film irises out

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He's semi-(practically fully)retired. He didn't even want to do the TLJ teaser. Just wait for a fan to do a Struzan style poster. The last 2 have some good ones.

what the hell dude it looks like a 90s render from when we didn't have the computer power to make light bounce within the skin so it looks like plastic
I mean i am charmed by that era cos i grew up with it but i dont think it's gonna look too flash in a live action movie in 2019

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Retired, I think pic related was his last.

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Because he's not a fellow Chosen.

Holy shit that's nonsensical enough to be real

works too well kek

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they are gonna have obi wan save the day so le reddit flips out aren't they.

"no luke, I AM your father"

seriously reveal culture is patheti, just make a good movie already and stop building the house of cards on a foundation of poorly executed plot twists

i mean not to mention that laser sword fighting on that pillar/tower thing tipped over floating in water or whatever evokes, you know - those things floating in lava
prequel sequence

so who was rey and what was the point of the sequel story then?

>Rise of Skywalker

Ren is the last Skywalker. Is he going to win in the last movie? He is the only character that has a character arc.

Goddamn son

Who is kylo ren fighting? Who is the guy in the background?

It seems they are actually trying to appeal to the cartoon/anime fans to get younger kids. Like I'm not trolling at all. I bet money they saw some small growth in that sector and are latching on to it.

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Gay thoughts. and... gay thoughts.

rise of shrek

New poster is DOPE. Rey and Kylo fighting amid a storm with Emperor's visage towering over them

Kids dont care about Star Wars

its all so tiresome

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I know. That's why they are trying so hard.

looks perfect actually

i still cant believe they bought star wars and didnt plan out a proper story

god DAYUM

I remember when they first announced it, imagining planning out 2 new trilogies. They couldn't even plan one movie ahead

if it had been a ps2 era game it would be good

Amazing

I know, right. I just can't fucking comprehend the absolute incompetence, paired with equal arrogance, behind that decision.
Thank good I never cared about SW or I'd probably be permareeeeeing.

a good poster for a very shitty movie. I'm sure it'll get a second wind like Son of the mask from here though.

10/10

idk, it just made me not care about Star Wars anymore. The old ones are alright still I guess, but I just don't care

Even PT had better posters. Nuwars can't do anything right.

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I can. I knew Disney Wars would fail when JJ Abrams took over and threw the script in the trash, one month before filming.

'it worked the first time'

lol

Holy shit did you make this

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Actually hilarious how didnt I think of this

Episode X: The mystery of the Jedi.

So who was Rey.
A nobody who was sold off for drinking money.

>What was the point of the sequel story then?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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This sounds utterly retarded. Please be true

that was the idea, don't you think? Ruin a popular collective fairytale in the minds of the goyim to drain their motivation. And make billions at the same time

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Regardless of how you feel about the movie this is one of greatest posters for a film of all time. Perfect promo

whos the guy on the right supposed to be?

not really they want goys sedated right now

I can into shop, but damn.

So wait, is Luke alive at the end or is he still ghosted?

Finn

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Luke is alive again Rey's actions at the end retcons and undo the previous movies alas X-Men: Days of Future Past.

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so who or what was rey and what was the point of these movies?

and stolen

>Two sith apprentices duking it out to become Palpatine's only mentee
Let's fucking go

>WAAAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAHHH WAAAAAAHHHHHH
>WAAH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH

dat plebbit reek

would pay to the left one desu senpai.

I miss these types of drawn posters. Indiana Jones and early Harry Potter had some real nice ones.

doesn't this spoil that it's over for rey since he has the high ground

they really whitewashed him, i thought that was against their principles or whatever

Holy fucking kek

Nice

•Rey is wearing an all in black robbed outfit with a double bladed red Lightsaber. Her robes are said to look very similar to Darth Maul’s.

•As we see Rey in this new look we get new dialogue from Palpatine saying “The Journey is coming to an end”.

•We see Rey dueling Kylo Ren on the Death Star Wreckage in the Ocean. Jason says it looks incredible.

•We also see super weapon like lasers hitting the surface of a planet, which could link up to a story we put out about the Sith fleet.

•Zorri Bliss is Poe Dameron’s love interest from the past.

•Rey is also wearing a rope type necklace which could confirm the festival scene that Jason reported on a few months ago.

•New John Williams music was also played during the reel.

•Leia’s theme was also played

You mean the utterly fucking stupid decision to ruin the original trio by having that ass faced cryptojew kill or be the reason for the remain of all of them. Oh god.
No one likes him who isn't an obviously paid off shills. Who also tend to talk up how great yfa is and proclaim how talk ruined it all and jj is gonna fix it.

Jj using time travel to fix his fuckups?
You dont say.

Fucking hell I'm laughing like a mad man right now

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Well, is this now better?

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Toppest of keks

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A PS2 era Star Wars game where you can choose to play the Rey path or the Kylo path and then there's a third true ending where you team up to take down Sheev actually sounds pretty fun.

I'd play it.

Yea Forums usually supports this though. it pisses off the sjws.

controlled demolition of stories that gave people hope based on centuries-old archetype of objective good vs evil, and replace it with yass-slay-kween-feminism and pro-diversity propaganda? now why would disney want to do that.

Imagine getting to smell two Reys

This is just SO STUPID I hope to fuck it's real

It's not that poster but D23 footage.

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He did a poster for TLJ, it wasn't very good but I doubt that was his fault, I think they probably requested the composition they did cuz it was a teaser or something

That pic reminds me of this scene from actual kino

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>tfw battle of the heroes will play during Rey Kylo fight on death Star 2 ruins
Kino?

No, disgraceful

Heroes?
One is a menstruating teen girl and the other is a boring Mary sue.

Kylo is a Mary Sue?

>rey finally conclusively not blacked
And now my watch has ended.

Looks like a cartoon.

the only thing the Mouse knew was, that they wanted the money, They had no idea how to do that though and that's the oddity of the matter.

Walter....

I don't get it

Kylo will be the ultimate Gary Stu of Star Wars after the rise of Skywalker. When he'll get resurrected miraculously.

Fake geek girls

lmao

Oh wow. That's pretty poignant.

It looks fanmade. Everyone at Disney was high as fuck when they approved this shit poster.

Rey the ever powerful Mary Sue and Kylo the unworthy Skywalker always kneeling at feet of the stronk womym. While Palpatine looks like the cartoon villain in the background.

test

No it doesn't. The story would still be about nothing, and like all movie games they would add even more filler into a story that is already entirely filler.

Does she make a new jedi order and call them "Skywalkers?" Or was that fake. So what does Rise of Skywalker fucking mean?

Time travel. She is the first Skywalker, Shmi Skywalker.

>Rey is NOT a Mary Sue!

okay now THIS IS epic

No she doesn't. Rey will run around this doing nothing but show some MaRey Sue powers.
The movie will be about Kylo Ren.

Oh god. I kind of have to give the writers credit for being able to create ANYTHING resembling coherence out of the garbage of 7 and 8. Don't get me wrong, 9 will probably be the worst Star Wars movie ever made, but I'm just impressed that they could even think of anything to tie this together at all.

I will watch the FUCK out of ten to twenty hours of youtube criticism about this shitshow. Obviously not watching the movie because after luke taking his saber and throwing it away and yomama jokes Mousewars is dead to me.

According to the same lucasfillm employee user
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118057980/#q118062569

Q: Are ‘Skywalkers’ a new term for Jedi-like force users that Rey trains as some have guessed?

>No. Its to reference Luke's revival and the time reset. I'm not sure how that rumor even got started.

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>Rey manages to hack Palpatine's power to do what he does like how she hacked into Kylo Ren in the first movie.
Jedi we are hackers now too? hahahahahahahaha I want it to be bad so much cuz I wanna see Angry Gonzalez meltdown

Apparently footage at D23 shows Rey with a red dual bladed lightsaber? Has any "Lucas employee" mentioned this?

I wish

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Rey's just so powerful she can steal others power

That wasn't kino user.
The very end of the fight was okay.
But kino it was not.

Rey actually is the one the prophecy talked about. She is the Force incarnate and will literally reset time to maintain balance in the Force. Biggest Mary Sue in all of story telling.

I guess being around Finn got in to her.

This works better

yes

Just the dual bladed lightsaber by itself.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118057980/#q118062476

>During production they were considering adding a new dual blade lightsaber with both red and blue beams for one of the knights of ren, the one called Shiro since he dresses in black and his name means white in Japanese to show off her dual nature, but the concept was scrapped. The reason they wanted to do a blue and red saber was because the movie is drawing a lot of ideas from unused concept from TFA. Including the underwater Falcon scene that's used to explore the Death Star. I'll post a pic in my next post.

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post yfw Star Wars time travel ending is just as stupid as the final episode of Kamen Rider Zi-O that just came out

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VERY nice

>mfw I have no face

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I don’t get it. So does killing Palpatine somehow change history or something?

I'm tried of Shit Wars

I never want to see anything Shit Wars related for the rest of my life.

Absorb is a Sith power

>mfw

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>time travel
It's like those insidious movies
>Time travel via paranormal means
>SW will have time travel via Force means

can someone explained to me about Zi-o now that it's finished? why did Sougo turned evil in the future and where the fuck did his power came from.

Why do you fags opseese about every part of star wars
>omg they released a poster, let’s dicist it!
And then you also pretend you hate the movies. No other IP in the world could release just a poster and get so much buzz

So funny that some shitty new character noone likes is now the centre of this multibillion dollar white elephant

youtube.com/watch?v=O4RLOo6bchU

>Rey is on Tatooine at Luke's old home walking towards the double sunset and looks at it the same way Luke did.
Fuck. I made that shoop as a joke, I wasn't expecting it to be true.

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I like how Sheev's face doesn't change. Did they mirror it in the first place?

Colors

It's exponentially worse than modern Kingdom Hearts lore, which actually has time travel.

What the fuck.

Reminds me of Gundam Unicorn but worse

This would be considered the classier JP/EU cover

>The Last Jedi was a colossal fuck up
I hate you braindead morons. Once the synopsis of The Shit Awakens came out it was obvious it was a cheap retread of the original movie. If you still went and watched TFA anyway you deserve every liquid crap Disney pours out.

okay Kyle jeez

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Kylo is the menstruating teen girl. He gets his ass kicked way too much to be a mary sue.

Because this one is particularly bad, sure, the cast posters are pretty generic, but this latest one literally looks like an intern made it.

Sheev needs sunglasses

>So what does Rise of Skywalker fucking mean?
Kathleen Kennedy said that it means nothing. They just thought that it sounded like a cool name for a movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZclxoaEeew

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

In what way did they plan out a proper story in the first trilogy?

wow, thanos is appearing on star wars?

Since its confirmed to be a vision, this also match with what the Lucasfilm user said:

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118057980/#q118060068

>Pasaana is where Rey and Kylo have their first formal fight that causes the first disturbances in time, where they briefly end up on Mustafar in front of Fortress Vader which causes Kylo to briefly be overwhelmed by Vader's presence that gives Rey the chance to strike back at Kylo. But the fight is interrupted by the arrival of Poe and the rest on a sand barge. They quickly pick up Rey before Kylo Ren can get his bearings straight and head towards a nearby town to hide out.

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the death star ruins battle is in the opening.

I'd really buy ep IX if it did Ben Solo vs Darth Rey as a surprise twist.

>tfw Ben survives this whole ordeal, with the rest of the sequel cast dead.

>calls himself Ben Skywalker
how pissed will you be?

kylo losing again? not much of an adversary

>Not calling himself Jake Skywalker

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>the title
meaningless
>the characters
MEANINGLESS
>the plot
M E A N I N G L E $ $

these are definitely the people that should be in charge...

why would you be excited for this in the first place? when will you stop giving money to people who hate you?

Being excited doesn't necessarily mean giving money. I haven bought a single movie, album or video game in this entire decade.

but you nonetheless consume them, yes?

fukking this. its high art - there were guys who collected movie posters for a reason.

so basically they recon the whole of the first 2 movies. nice

You know what Kylo said, destroy the past.

Well, there's this whole "Knights of Ren" are all Rey clones theory, one of the Knights supposedly has a double bladed lightsaber....

Its for the best really.

>mary sue gets timebending powers and traps the antagonist in an endless cycle of time

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Nearly woke my dog up. Good job

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>Star The Empire Strikes Back Wars

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Star Wars got me to play instruments for 9 whole years when I was a kid. TLJ stripped me of all excitement for the franchise

>Luke looking over the horizon and looks back to see a large cone-shaped building behind him
White supremacists confirmed

ORANGE MAN BAD

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Fukkin saved

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And that's a good thing.

And it’s 30 year old men who are still obsessed with everything Star Wars, and guzzle Amy new media Disney gives them, and will probably sink $50K into Galaxy’s Edge.
Alec Guinness was right to tell that boy to never watch Star Wars again; he was warning him a about his future

STTS WAAW is the kino

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>Alec Guinness was right to tell that boy to never watch Star Wars again

Context?

>God! Why are you fags gawking at this ongoing train wreck??

Google it

>Alec meets boy and mom
>boy tells him he saw SW 100 times
>mom is completely fine with this
>Alec taken aback, and mentioned seeing “obsessed madness in his eyes”
>asks him a favor, and to try and not watch it again
>boy cries
>mom gets frustrated at Guinness and says “how can you say that to a child”

how the fuck does this look so real

Because it's 2019 and Photoshop pretty much runs itself now.

At least it was a kid who was that excited, and not a fucking 30 something year old boomer like today.

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Ep 7: Kylo wears the mask
Ep 8: Kylo ditches the mask
Ep 9: Kylo wears the mask
Tell me about Kylo, what the fuck is going on with his mask? If he doesn't get his mask back, will Jar Jar Abrams die?

No, you fucking pleb, it would be the equivalent to Super Bombad Racing, if it would have been kino, why is it sitting in a bin

He wanted the kid to not be like this guy

>Kids are now this retarded
You have to create a new medium just to explain the previous movies to them with flashy animation

It's weird how the most memorable actors in the first movie were the two guys who thought the whole thing was stupid (Guinness and Ford).

I NEED TO SELL THE TOYS DUMBASS. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAINTED THE CLONE TROOPERS RED?

Thats why that story is so poignant, because what alec saw in that kid ended up becoming completely true

From the man himself
youtu.be/dHYTbxJeHd8

I really think JJ is too attached to that mask. The designers talked before about how JJ was so particular about it and it took him forever to be satisfied with the design. It's not a good sign that an artist can't let go of something so superficial that he is willing to sacrifice the story for it. At least Rian destroyed the mask in a kino way that did something for the character. JJ is just making a nostalgiabait fanservice movie.

I don’t think the necessarily hated it, especially since it jumpstarted Ford’s career, but they were completely annoyed with how everyone was treating it like a second bible

>did I make the emperor transparent enough? I could move the scale a little more to the left...

>I just hope the lad in his 30's isn't living in a fantasy world of second hand childish banalities

I reject your hypothesis

Do you think this also apply to those ravenous fans who attacked Jake Lloyd to the point of driving him insane?

Because
REMEMBER SHEEV!?

I don't know why anyone would bully a child actor in a fucking star wars movie. Imagine being that pathetic

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>packed audience at John Wick 3
>Episode 9 trailer comes on
>people start sighing loudly
>its the only trailer anyone reacts to
>some guy with a heavy accent says “more like Rise of the Shitwalker”
>people laugh quietly
>Lando appears
>black guy in his 40’s gets annoyed, and bolts up while shouting
> “Oh hell naw you ain’t ruining Lando further”
>someone in lower levels throws a full jumbo size popcorn at the screen
>people erupt in laughter
>Sheev laughter comes
> “Oh for fuck sake” from someone behind me
>an older guy and his wife next to me and my girlfriend
>his wife says to him
>”Honey didnt you like those movies?”
>he says to his wife
>"That was a long time ago”

Fantasy Movie obsessed dweebs are dangerous, user. I remember reading about how the girl who played Iron Man’a daughter in Endgame was yelled at by people for not giving autographs, when she just wanted to play with her brother

>"That was a long time ago”

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Why would anyone in this planet want an autograph by some kid. I don't even think the kid created her signature yet.

This.

Moar like 'The Rise of Shywanker' amirite?

GODAMNIT I AM TIRED OF THIS NON DEFINED CARTOON DESIGN. DRAW MUSCLES, DRAW PROPORTIONS CORRECT, DEFINE FEATURES!

>my old man and I went to watch Star Wars movies in theaters when I was a kid
>2018 comes, and we go to see TLJ
>usually likes any kind of movie that comes out
>he is excited for this one, since he was never exposed to the stupid shit that got leaked a couple days beforehand
>an hour into the film, and I see him checking his phone for the time, three times in
>leave
>old man goes on a tirade about the film, and calls it Spaceballs 2
I have never seen him more angry at any other movie

Czar Wars: The Rise of Cultural Marxism.

underrated

Do Americans really do this?

KEK

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Do you really need to ask user? Larp or no Americans clap at anything it's not too far to think this unironically happened in candyland

Women are cancer

Legendary

I also just cannot believe it happened. What the fuck were they thinking? George had the last laugh.

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God I wish this is real, the salt was be crazy

>The mouse is the key to everything. Kids love the mouse.

>sheev is going to be CGI in this film
I see

>first movie of trilogy hits the reset button
>third movie of trilogy hits the reset button
pottery?

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If this is true I will actually go see it, just to laugh.

lmao
I can only imagine the buttmad rage the luke/leia shippers had when this poster graced the walls.
>n-nuh no it's not gonna happen! luke and leia belong together! fuk yuo!
Although, since people weren't as fucking autistic about what was on the screen in those days since they actually went out and interacted with the outside world more, probably nothing then.

Fuck off, JJ.

kek

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Movie hated by a couple for horny dudes vs a movie that drastically split the fanbase, and stared to caused some revenue losses

>billy

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Fuck off to school zoomer

Reminds me of the last supper.

absolutely kino post

Jesus I knew they were manlets but not to that degree

the first trilogy didn't cost billions of dollars idiot

Lucas planned so much autistic shit ahead that his writers and producers had to bully him to restraint. Fuck off mouse.

Write fanfiction in greentext

KINO

Give Lucas credit, he knew what to plan next

It's a sand and woeful kek, but it keks out, sir

Oh god Boyega's body shape. Can't stop laughing. Poor faggot.

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kino post

RAAR SRRS is clearly better than STTS WAAW

Imaging getting raped by two Kylos. That would be so weird and gross haha

>the rise of CHAD
look at those manlets

This. Guinness didn't have a problem with Star Wars, but with the fans. Imagine being Alec freaking Guinness, a HIGHLY accomplished and respected actor and the only thing people ever try to talk you about is that light hearted kids movie you did. Especially when the majority of those people are grown men who love the movie to the point of destroying their social skills.

The Finn and Driver should honestly be b& from events. Thet make everyone look like hopeless manlets.

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Hate the movie, love the poster
They're brother and sister retard

Good thing this shit didn’t happen too often with Sir Christopher Lee
youtube.com/watch?v=7T2WrnFzepw

Why is he holding a tortilla?

Mark has already become hopeless, user

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I am cursed with same hips and similar height. But I am white so I won't be an actor. :(

They had such disrespect for it that all they saw it for was a guaranteed source of money, and assumed it would make a killing no matter what went up on screen. I've never seen anything so lazy in my life.

I'm sure he is glad to be working.

Cause he needs to eat it to maintain his hips.

If they completely retcon the first two movies all will be forgiven. Just imagine if they bring back Han Solo, and Luke’s now running a Jedi temple, and everything is comfy and wholesome just like it used to be.

It probably is the same model.

That’s not forgiveness worthy; it’s just called “caught red handed” writing

>Tall
>Has a genuine strong build
>Former military
>Can actually act
>Disney: Rather than have him play the most intensive, intimidating and seemingly unstoppable Star Wars villian ever, lets have him play a whiny bitch boy with the competence level of the Chuckle Brothers.

You fool, you think something like the high ground is enough to defeat Rey? You think Rey can be defeated?

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I hope Palpatine doesn't actually look like that...younger, smoother skin than he actually did 30 years ago.

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FILLING ALL THE HOLES

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This. But we gotta be outaged about something today so I guess we will just have to pretend this is somehow the worst movie poster ever.

Hey look how silly Rey's stance is guys haha. Do I fit in yet?

Need at least one more. 3 would be good.

Still the best character in this shitshow. Also they're still cashing in from the female market with the emo shit.

No it won't. Because even in story those things still happened. Sure to the characters in the reset won't know and in that timeline everything's fine and dandy, but that timeline only exists because of the events of the previous sequels where they originally failed so badly Rey had to change time itself for them.

He's a big guy.

And tentacle penetration.

No user your poster is still shit

>they tried to appeal to girls after sinking 4 billion into this franchise.

>people are gonna praise this movie because “I SAW ATSTS WOOKIES KASHYYKE BATTLE DROIDS GREVIOUS VADER PADME OBIWAN MACEWINDU ASHOKA AND I CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPED AND OVULATED FROM MY PENIS

>wanting him to beat the shit out of his waifu when he can just stand there shirtless looking sexy and defeat her with the dick

This is why you aren't good with women.

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Meant to quote kek

NO ESCAPE

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I just want to make sure everyone realizes that this isn't the final theatrical poster. It's the pre-final trailer one for early promos

Episode 7 and 8 got one too

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>Star Wars version of Sonic Adventure 2
Sounds kino desu

Post TLJ one too.

>Thinking women don't want to see a shirtless Kylo in a humid prison cell tying Rey up and smacking her around for information that he already had.

You sure you're not the one who's bad with women user?

saved and kek'd

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kinologically based

>OVULATED FROM MY PENIS
Is it possible to learn this power?

Kylo is the only Skywalker in the fucking poster.

not from a jedi

And rising.

Both are good desu but you're lying to yourself if you don't think the "uwu vulnerable and broken bad boy who is only gentle with meee" isn't catnip to girls

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>Adam Driver not even caring to assist
lmao

Fuck those Cavill threads really have turned me gay.

They planned out a brand, not a plot. They micromanaged every part of the brand down to when the movies open with the toys and theme park rides and star wars-branded snowcones. They thought the movies would sell themselves and any plot could work, even if a few hardcore fans were pissed off by bad writing the larger brand would ensure there would be no losses. Instead, the bad plots mean hardcore fans don't care and normies are turned off from the start, preventing the brand feedback loop from starting.

This can only happen with a business with a completely myopic, arrogant leadership that just wants to manage brands instead of creating a product people want to buy. They treated Star Wars like they treat their theme parks or packaged goods: the actual quality doesn't matter because there will always be a base demand. They forgot that movies need to be rebuilt with each film and people can readily find an alternative if it preforms poorly.

Just look at how hard they're pushing their subscription streaming service, all of which is based around ESPN which is today's Blockbuster. ESPN could have offerred their own streaming service five if not ten years ago when the writing was on the wall, instead they didn't improve their product because they treated it like a brand with an inherit value. Now as the major leagues move to do their own streaming services like NASCAR did, Disney is totally fucked because now they aren't the primary source for sports.

And fuck just look at how NASCAR did it: despite laggy attendance at some events they were first into streaming and will even rent out headsets to people at events. They're making plenty of money doing that and getting more people in because they made their product easy to access. This is what Disney wants to do but cannot because the basic product is not very good so people will not show up.

Kylo "I'll raze a village, but still find time to comfort the heroine and let her know she's not alone" Ren

instant pantydropper

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>Fortress Vader

huh I never realized that was it's name. Makes a lot of sense, Darth Vader operates out of a refinery planet that does nothing but strip itself into a giant war machine that can only destroy itself and other people.

>it's like poetry, it rhymes

Not good, but its an improvement.

Star Wars is inherently pretty cheesy, and could have been one of those forgotten 1980s (>inb4 hurr 1979!) science-fiction movies. It teeters on the line of becoming silly at almost every scene, and it's full-on cheesy by Return of the Jedi.

Basically the saving grace of Star Wars and the reason it wasn't forgotten is
>a) the music
>b) Macquarrie's designs which help it be not bland
>c) dads pass it on to their kids

It's not gay to appreciate the peak male form

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Sauce on pics?