I check

you better stop posting these daily or I will become very upset and photoshop farmer #2 in the place of ben affleck along with the words "I chuck", in which case your shitty threads will be destroyed

based

What does check mean?

Dahnald, the poker chips

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Poor guy's got nowhere to go...

I don't understand what's going on here, it looks like he has a good hand

this is terrible

this is called a "check-raise" strategy. you check with the intention of feigning weakness, you assume the opponent would raise as they are sensing weakness. Then you come over the top of re-raise. They feel pot-committed to call.

>this is called retardation
ftfy

Checkmate

matt damon will be playing loki in the new jay and silent bob movie coming out in less than 2 months. i'm looking forward to it

I sneed

You're right, Teddy, the ace didn't help me. I flopped a full house.

DELETE THIS

can someone explain this to me?

I like it

he should have small raised

somebody please explain this to me

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As cringe as that was, what's even more cringe is making the same fucking thread over and over and over again. Seriously, Why?

Matt had the best hand, he knows it, and that's typically when you'd bet in order to increase the size of the pot, but he checked, and therefore didn't win very much money with that great hand.

No, I mean why keep making this same thread everyday. I guess it really is autism.

stay seething, Matt

>As cringe as that was, what's even more cringe is making the same fucking thread over and over and over again. Seriously, Why?

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he tried to slow roll like a dumb fuck, if you were actually playing at a higher level and not some joke meme tournament amongst buddies then people would get pissed at you.

everyone keeps focusing on that and not on the "ben what are you doing here jennifer garner is waiting for you at home"

that's the most pathetic part of this video

based

Based

honey, he checked

true

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>he hasn't seen the video

youtube.com/watch?v=4yWaSfGosbQ

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>the video isn't that compelling
i forgive you for not playing poker

>i looove beef jerky
Fucking americans.

I still don't get it

He's right though. Honestly the only compelling thing that could happen would require they no longer be playing poker

user...you don't play poker. i like the effort though, no matter how misguided.

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Just watch his body language at the flop, are you blind? He basically jumps out of his seat

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Pay him

There should have been a celebrity game with this happening, and Jack Nicholson is the other player, and he does the "I smell a rat" face from the departed.

CHECK'S FECK AND SECK

you shut up. god, where do they find these morons?

the issue is not about the circumstance of the hand, but rather how terrible his acting is.

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nice webm user, it's about time people started putting effort into best thread on Yea Forums

>card games that are less about the actual card game strategy and more about the person
Cringe

paye deat miyen hiyes mieney

>card games that can be perfected by robots
>worth playing

based

It was stupid that he checked 3 times. The first check was fine.
>then people would get pissed at you.
Only autists get mad at you for playing differently/not playing your cards.. you have to bluff sometimes, even if you lose the bluff, people will have to wonder if you are bluffing other hands, protip: just playing the odds is retarded and brainlet tier, makes you a sucker and predictable. you reduce a interesting human reaction game into a computer simulation. Btw this is why I fucking hate the Texas holdup no limit meme, it is by far the most boring poker game. Because it lets you take over advantage of lucky draws.

based autist

slow play and slow roll are different things you ding dongs. slow play is fine strategy and people dont get mad. slow roll is when you have the nuts (best possible hand) and you are pretending to deliberate or dragging things out just to rub it in, which is not against the rules but is bad etiquette, slows the game down for a mini power trip, and is just an all around dick move.

example of slow roll, he gets what he deserves though.
youtube.com/watch?v=-nidPzeJ3fg

Andreas is a dicknose

>no Tony G shills
Tony must be sleeping

any other poker kino vids?

youtube.com/watch?v=cHNho7H2sZQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=sPTHNr8s76w

based anons, these are always entertaining
keep em coming if you have more

i never really "got" poker

Someone post that video where the guy loses a hand and disappears into thin air.

Ok but that’s more like a guy jumping because he’s not used to gun shots. It’s not a sign of bad acting. Also amateurs are less predictable so “bad acting” can mean anything to pros

youtube.com/watch?v=ifKrTaTn3As

Why was The Penguin in the World Series of Poker?

youtube.com/watch?v=IlHaKZdcgjQ

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people attempting to defend Matt is what is gonna keep these threads alive for years to come

terrifying

pure fucking autism

If you like “characters” then the best ones are Tom Dwan, Phil Ivey, Phil Hellmuth, Devilfish and Luke Schwartz. Production for poker vids these days are incredibly low compared to the 2000s and the game has become more analytical so the new players aren’t theatrical anymore.

best commentators desu

Fuckin lol

>McKeehen
I hate this faggot more than the sweaty neckbeard.

imagine the smell

>those teeth
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>you have two threes?
of courths
>wow
turbo autist, did he transition after that? seemed like a good catalyst

he has the child birthing hips for it

In this situation guys, I don't mind raising, calling, checking or folding.

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fucking kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8cOlK4zM

oh god, i really hate this guy. after all the based "i check" threads my youtube became nothing but this asshole. 20 minute "analysis" video for a 2 minute hand. fucking kill me. "okay, so he checked, now let me tell you what i think about that" ONLY POKER PLAYERS WATCH THIS SHIT FAGGOT, WE KNOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS!!!

his Hellmuth interview was good though

irish poker commentary seems pretty kino

>tfw Poker-let
>don't understand the rules or hands no matter how many times its explained to me

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>Poker-let
no, you're just a retard

There's several rounds of betting, you put money in based on how likely you think your hand is to win. As cards start coming in, the odds shift, and eventually people either fold or there's a showdown where all players still in show their cards and the best hand wins the pot.

Most the new players are coming up on internet poker where analytics are all you really have, also self selects for shut-in weirdos.

I had trips

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>for shut-in weirdos
*95% of all pokerfags

youtube.com/watch?v=-nS1r-EwDnk

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What part don't you understand? The betting part or how hands are evaluated?

if you are a fan of Norm Macdonald, he commentates High Stakes Poker | Season 7. very good stuff for Norm and poker fans, doubly good if you love both. enjoy

youtube.com/watch?v=GOFCOjwpPHI&list=PLTN1gps5rHmNQgvzulrWS9Lg8fsciGqqZ

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Hands I guess.

Why is this dudes two of a kind better than my two kings god dammit.

just find poker after dark somewhere and watch that, that's how i became a poker wiz

This is basically porn for poker lovers! lol

This guy used to have a mohawk

Based TheAudioMan15

>Why is this dudes two of a kind better than my two kings god dammit.

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singles > dubs > double dubs > trips > rising sequence > same color > trips and dubs > quads > same color rising sequence

Daniel "vegan chia seeds in his hair" Negreanu

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I want to fuck Maria

yeah but kngs are stronk no?

aces are stronker

thats like saying 9 is stronger than 10 because 1 and 0 are low numbers but 9 is a high number

why would a young lady like that want to have short hair? doesn't she want to attract a husband? also terrible all in

Toby Is Hated because he never tips the staff and refuses to play with faggos and n word

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but ace is 1 right? how can that be good?

Best post in Yea Forums history?

oh shit, i saw that earlier but it didn't register that he actually got trips. nice

was it rape?

no ace is 14 because reasons

story? also why do so many celebs want to be poker? they all sucks so much

was George making a chick lactate rape?

bros...is poker a sport? if not, what is it?

any anons here ever do good? i never played live, but i am thinking about it. any tips?

oh shit

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CGI tots,no way its real

it's a card game

poker is so much fun

/ourguy/

no shit
look at the way the bottom is warped

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>it's a card game
i guess

good eye user, i just knew her tits and it wasnt right

those are gravity waves

Okay guys, I know how to play at brainlet level, how can I become more advanced player? By advanced I mean becoming better than all friends and regular rich people, in short better than 85% player base. Is Phil Ivey’s course any good? Should I torrent it?

cringe

i already said to watch poker after dark. you literally see how all the best players play. just watch poker in general

This is why I watch Poker.

youtube.com/watch?v=gLux2g0ziA0

Play a shit load, join poker forums and study up, discuss hands. Buy HUD that gives you real time statistics for other online players. I don't know what individual courses are good but there are plenty of good players about wanting to sell guidance and some of them should be worthwhile

Phil Hellmuth IS Poker.

i would love a Spinal Tap style poker movie

>He was one of many celebrities, along with Ben Affleck and Leonardo DiCaprio, who participated in Molly Bloom's high-stake poker games at The Viper Room in the mid-2000s, and received bad press for reportedly demanding Bloom "bark like a seal" for a $1,000 poker chip after a tournament he almost lost

Kek

bad advice, just watch poker after dark, it's all you need

the announcers are so good

wait, he never said "I check" the entire time

this thread is a lie

was damon ever getting paid this hand?

darth vader never said "luke i am your father"

he did get paid, just not a lot

Does Ted Cruz even play anymore?

Thank you I understand this meme alot more now, I always wondered why people shit on him for checking with a great hand but I didn't know he even checked in the final round, what was he thinking?

you guys can't even spell poker

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it gets worse every time i see it

Go all in then and watch everyone fold

shit bait for me user, good bait otherwise

Dumbfuck.

Based

Is this the power of Hollywood?

without the editing yeah

N-NANI!?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8nbBzdKp1bE&

this was pretty based while it lasted. he lost his nerve eventually, he isnt as aggressive as he once was, which is not good because aggression usually wins