Have any of you ever had a filmgoing experience like this?

I remember seeing revenge of the sith. By now people knew the prequels weren't all that great, but people still brought toy lightsabers to the theater and generally had fun watching it. Will anyone be having fun at rise of skywalker?

Alita Battle Angel and Batman vs. Superman saw most of my audience walk out

Complete opposite of when I saw Infinity War, everyone laughed hysterically at every quip and cried when the snap happened. Then cheered roaringly when the movie ended

I saw Interstellar in the theater but it was boring nerd garbage so I voted with my shit. I quietly pulled down my pants and pooped on the seat. Then I mashed it into the fabric as best I could. I think the girl behind be caught on to what I was doing because of the smell but I told her to shut up and left. On my way out I wiped my poo fingers on the handrail and door.

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i saw people leaving the showing of bvs looking like they were at a funeral

Attack of the Clones and Jurassic Park 3. Both began with palpable anticipation and ended like funeral processions.

i want the experience of Jay blasting a hot creamy load down my throat

>nobody clapping means they hated it
wtf is wrong with amerimutts?

>things that never happened

One time, I saw a early screening of Aquaman, I noticed an father and son snoring during the movie.

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fuck this gay movie

>Will anyone be having fun at rise of skywalker?
When I went to see TFA two women were told to wipe off their face paint if they wanted to be let in. I imagine anyone dressing up today would get a full blown cavity search.

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>I remember seeing Return of the King at midnight
>I remember seeing Revenge of the Sith at midnight
>I remember seeing Spiderman 2 at midnight
Why aren't movies events anymore Yea Forums?

I walked in with little expectations and loved it.

BEcause we only have the MCU as events now.

I went to Django and everyone left the theater cheering.

The trailer was so misleading, I was expecting more action scenes. Also the characters were fucking portuguese and I thought they would be Americans.
I asked for a refund, but was given a form to fill out and send to the theater management which i never did

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They are animals.

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>NOOO YOU MUST SIT IN SILENCE
lmao I want to go to Yuroshitland and clap at ever major movie, just to see the inbreds with rotted teeth seethe

lol no, they'll just call you a retard and everyone will start laughing.

Jay writes like a queer

Then you just continue clapping until you get kicked out then go shit on the floor in the bathroom

Resident Evil on premiere night. mostly youngsters like myself (18 at the time). By the end of it, everyone was angry and bashing the movie. no gore, no blood, barely any action. all anyone could talk about was how the next one would be absolutely lit so its ok the first one was whack. if even! RE1 sucks pretty bad. its a bad zombie movie and an even worse adaption

Don't worry, that's exactly what we expect from Americans.

I don't understand, Phantom Menace and Lost World were both shit. Why would anyone expect something better?

The problem with fat nerds is not enough of them die quick enough and we have to hear all about their puerile, snarky remembrances of [all the shit they "like" yet constantly cry and whine about.]

Went to a midnight screening of The Spirit, left 30 minutes in to get burgers and ended up getting arrested for marijuana possession.

TLJ. Moment the prank call thing happened, you could feel the atmosphere in the theater just drop. It was like it activated some ancient primal signaling system our ancestors used to warn of danger.

i saw all 3 hobbit movies in theater and fell asleep in all 3. in the 3rd one i got punched for snoring too loud.

>zombie movie
>RESIDENT FUCKING EVIL zombie movie
>2/3rds of the cast dies to fucking lasers
I will never not be mad

I fucking hate the MCU for starting this
>DUDE, WE ARE SO IRONIC AND SELF AWARE AND WE DON'T TAKE OUR PLOTS SERIOUSLY LMAO
trend.

Went to a test screening of Transformers 3. Had to sit 3rd row from screen, during the final action scene the kid in front of me puked, got on my shoes and everyone pretty much immediately walked out because of the smell.

i think that's the moment it died in mine too. it went from wveryone being excited and noisy in imax to dead silence. the further it went the more people started reversing and getting antsy and moving around and talking over the movie.

people were very optimistic about these two films. even i was. the only thing different now is hollywood doesnt even try to do good. they are just dropping turds out of there ass as fast as they make them since there are plenty of retards gobbling it up

>watching The Last Jedi opening weekend
>no one laughs at the quips in the first ten minutes
>everyone is quiet the whole time
>bunch of murmuring when the movie ends
>even saying it was shit

It was quite amazing

Cringe

Man, TLJ really did suck

That was when the audience chuckled nervously. Superman Leia was silence.

yeah i remember that feeling. "phantom menace was boring but it was the setup and the next ones will be the real movies and fix it all" makes me laugh that people said the same about tfa

What a made up story. No one reacts like this, especially not a whole theater.

watch out you'll bring the mods here to protrct disney :^)
a few people burst out laughing at superleia
i know i did

I had the same experience zoomer

That shit happened when i went to see Force Awakens.

Based shit voter

zoomer get out. shit like this does happen. you wouldnt know because you watch nothing but capeshit with a bunch of morans and literal children. of course all you retards love it, you are the shit eating demographic these movies are aimed at

I loudly said "oh what the FUCK" to a few chuckles

Kind of the opposite. Couple friends and I made a pact to see the live action Dragonball when it was announced. We had no hopes of it being good, and obviously the more we learned about it the more we dreaded it, but we went on opening day. Hearing oblivious teenagers cheering as the movie started had us cringing and shaking our heads, but there was something oddly gratifying about physically feeling the excitement being sucked out of the room and replaced with confusion, contempt and anger as the movie went on.

Nice projection you tween retard.

thats exactly how i imagined it would have went down. i downloaded it and started watching with my frirnds only to unanimously turn it off 30 min in and watch something better

Because movie theaters don't want to be open that late so they just play them on Thursdays during the last normal time slot

Genuinely the best thing I've ever seen in a theater was at a 30th anniversary screening of Wargames. It was a digital projection and like an hour in the stream crashed to a windows desktop. One hero, in a room full of boomer nerds, stood up and took a laser pointer out of his pocket protector. He shined it on the windows start button and bellowed "WELL THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM." Everyone was laughing so hard I swear I could feel the room shake.

The "yo momma" joke did get some chuckles at my screening. The one moment where the room just deflated and I even heard a "oh no" somewhere behind me was when Luke threw the lightstaber away

That's exactly what my theater was like. I wanted to leave at the Mom jokes

Good for you, iirc you spared yourself from seeing some the most blasphemous parts.

Ya know Jay...

This reminds of the time Wesley Crusher had to stop the Enterprise from being addicted to Googgle Glass

Remember that?

>Midnight screening
>theater packed
>Audience seems indifferent
>credits come
>legit retard kid cheers at end
>Fat dude says Are you kidding me to the kid
>guy in the back says what a retard
>I erupted in laughter
>someone the theater is shitting on me instead of the fat ass

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Come on, matrix Reloaded wasn't that bad.

After many years, I realize that Matrix Reloaded isn't THAT bad

Yeah the rave in Zion was probably the low point of the series but 2 has some really fun scenes. Not nearly as good as 1 but still fun

Cant tell if he's being a faggot or mocking people who type like this probly the former.

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Sort of, and with the same movie. After the 100 smith fight there was like this weird moment of silence and then people started laughing and it spread across the theatre. It only lasted a few seconds but it's the only time i've experienced something like that.

When I went to the midnight showing of The Phantom Menace as a kid, some fat guy behind me literally shouted "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" when that alien creature farted in Jar Jar's face.

It was a pretty depressing atmosphere leaving.

The midnight screening of Return of the King was kino.

>Saturday showing of pic
>only non black person in a packed showing gf is also black
>the movie is legit so bad it’s good
>me and gf laugh at all “emotional” scenes. That scene where 2pac stops his mom from buying crack made us laugh for five minutes
>we hear the audience getting upset
>someone says he gonna beat our ass
>girlfriend gets called a auntie Tammy
>no one does anything after the movie

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This

no one on this board will admit this but the Avengers movies and the numbered star wars films have all been 'events'. same will happen for rise of skywalker.

Based. I hope to one day do this too but i always go to the kinoplex with my sister, so im kinda scared.

I wish i could have gone to that, but I wasnt born when it came out :(
hahaha LOL!

I went to see Matrix 2 with a friend and I'm not sure how far we made it before we walked out but I remember turning to him, seeing his look of disgust on his face and asking him if he wanted to leave. Pretty disappointing shit.

Batman v Superman

Pic fucking related.
Entire hour and a half people were staring at the screen like statues and walked out the same way. It was the most surreal movie going experience i gave ever witnessed.

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Retarded zoomer, go back

Star Trek 2009 Midnight screening everyone collectively screams "WHAT THE FUCK?" when Amanda Grayson showed up. Some people even got emotional.

You know this guy is lying when he wrote Matrix 2 instead of Matrix Reloaded.

Matrix sequels, both of them. The exact opposite happened with pic related. Only a handful of white hipsters, my asshole friends, and stoned nogs, but the theater was probably the loudest with laughter I've ever been in.

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Yep 100% nonsense.

Matrix sequels are pleb filters anyway

Why would you bother remembering the name?

>>only non black person in a packed showing gf is also black
>>girlfriend gets called a auntie Tammy
Extremely based

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Pluto tv is airing a live rifftrax episode of Manos the hands of fate

I remember that, I went to the one at my local theater. There was like 8 other people there, it was kind of depressing. The documentary they showed before was pretty cool. I only went to support it, I wish they did stuff like that more.

I bet you think Bioshock Infinite is a pleb filter too.

lol I had my first erection at the kinoplex with RE, still love me some Milla tbf

Same. I think this was pretty much universal. Episode 2 blew people out of the fucking water.

How did he know what everyone was feeling?

You are a fucking idiot, holy shit

>What a made up story. No one reacts like this

I reacted exactly like that for exactly that movie.
Matrix 1 was mindblowing for 1999 so everybody was fucking hyped for the sequel, and the sequel was one of the worst films I have ever seen. No story whatsoever, just too long fight scenes over nothing followed by even longer scenes where people talk without saying anything.

Underage fag with genuine Down’s syndrome

I don't recall noticing much of a reaction at that point in my theater, although at that point I might have just been too focused on my own disgust to notice the rest of the theater. I went with a big group of friends so initially I was trying to force myself to have a good attitude about it but that couldn't last past Leia flying through space which, incidentally, is definitely when I noticed the confusion in the rest of the audience. I also remember a very genuine and audible "Why?" at the scene where the landing "space ship" turned out to be an iron press.

>Announced like within this week
>Already screening
Nani the fuck, did they have the movie reay shot and edited and just wanted a surprise drop?

this except it was matrix 3.

Literally who the fuck uses the subtitles for those piece of shit movies other than marketing company shills

People who aren't autistic can look at other people and know their feelings from their facial expressions and body language. Crazy, I know!

Lying on the Internet. Nothing more pathetic.

For me it was tpm.
The moment Duel of the fates kicked on and Maul turned on his dual lightsaber people were screaming from the top of their lungs and jumping out of their seats.
>b-but my favorite youtuber said people hated the prequels
Fuck off zoomers.

Not this but when the Dragon Ball Super Broly movie came out everyone went fucking nuts at my theater for the whole thing

I dont remember anyone not liking the prequels for like the first 5 years they were out. Not liking them has been mostly a recent thing in people that I know.

>tpm
Phantom Menace is a rollercoaster for me. I can easily skip some of the dullest/silly parts only to get quicker to the good shit. Sadly, bashing on it became a meme instead of focusing on the good parts, but everyone agrees Darth Maul is fucking badass and the final duel is one of the best if not THE best in the movies.

Cloverfield

based

Went to see Matrix Revolutions at IMAX a couple days before Xmas with my dad. It was a good experience.

Really? My dad keeps telling me how he went to a premier screening of Phantom Menace in full Stormtrooper cosplay (though I think back then the word "cosplay" wasn't really widely used) and everyone came out baffled by what a dissapointment it was.

What did your cuck father hate about it?

The first Matrix is obviously the best, and it is a stand alone kino, but the other 2 are still great action movies.

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not me but everyone i knew who went to see the last jedi came back depressed and angry

I was 12 when TPM came out. I saw it the weekend it came out with some other kids from school, we all loved it at the time. We all liked the originals too.

I know three of they kids I saw it back then, now talk shit about how the prequels are terrible. I dont know if their views changed or just influenced by the popular opinion.

Not being enough like the OT, is what it basically boils down to. He's just an OG Boomer Star Wars puritan who saw the Original Trilogy when he was a kid. He doesn't like the sequels either but he did love Rogue One.

>went to go see midnight force awakens
>friend and brother hated it
>afterwards started crying because I felt bad for dragging them along

Bad times

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Prequels were underrated people are just ungrateful little shits who get obsessed with what is wrong rather than accept what is right. Loads of imagination, new trade federation, new aliens, cool ship designs, a rival to Darth Vader, podracing new idea, Wattos race new race, Obi-Wan had not one but two classic lightsaber fights.
Yes there was a lot of bad plot I don't want to rehash what is wrong with it for the millionth time.

Honestly, I was satisfied with the second movies action scenes, I dunno, if it was just a middle part to a epic movie it would be truly great.

And then I'm guessing he dabbed and everyone in the theatre including his crush clapped

Saw it in imax. Movie was mostly meh but the sound design was fantastic. Except the dialogue was hard to hear at points

You must have been tuned out of pop culture. I remember that after TPM came out, it became a popular joke to mock the latest movie, with the hope being that it was just a misfire. Then AotC came out and everyone expected RotS to suck. I remember waiting for the reviews for that to come in and was pleased to see the average reviews coming between "OK" to "pretty good".

youd probably get thrown out at best or beat at worst

TPM was kind of an okay movie among my circle (although even then, it was a pop culture punching bag). Attack of the Clones was the first one I didn't bother seeing in theaters and even felt bored when I finally saw it on DVD. Almost killed my enthusiasm for the next movie until the teaser for Sith revived my interest.

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When I was in jr high I convinced my buddy to give the animated Clone Wars movie a shot since I never grew out of enjoying animation. My dad took us and saw it with us. There were literally three other children in the theater and my dad slept through most of it. I felt horrible for dragging them into it.

Fuck that movie sucks, even Dave Filloni kinda hates it.
It was only meant to be the first 3 episodes of the series. $$$ got in the way.
I think the Clone Wars animated series was the best star wars material since Empire, but that movie.. fuck that movie.

You were either young or you live in an area full of retards. The negative reaction was immediate.

Literally what my theater experience was during the last jedi

What does that have to do with the matrix?

>the prequels were underrated because it was a giant toy commercial

None of that shit matters if the movie itself is bad. If you like the designs so much you'll get more enjoyment out of wookiepedia than TPM.

>the MCU started this
You've never seen Brenden Fraser's The Mummy series have you?

>an even worse adaption
The source material is shit story wise. There's zero point in adapting it when it's only redeeming quality was camp.

Fraser's Mummy movies never became a trend tho

So you're telling me a soiboy projected his feelings onto an entire audience?

COULDN'T BE!

Is Auntie Tammy a female Uncle Tom?

t. RLMdrone
Just stop embarrassing yourself, kid.

Eh, Jarjar was not well received almost immediately. I have no idea what George was thinking. I blame Spielberg personally, Jarjar's goofy humor is something you'd see in a Spielberg kid's movie.

>what an insufferable twat
gif related that's how he looking right around the same time

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Going for the Fred Durst look.

Oh damn I forgot about this. Worst part was realizing the movie had just started.

I hate to say it but Tokyo Drift was a theater experience I can remember all the times the crowd popped off
>chad vs redneck trading disses
>Japan culture shock shots
>WABAKI
>Bow Wow quips
>Hulk car (my life be like ooooh ahhh)
>Donkey Kong joke
>drift stunt up the parking lot ramp
I could go on but that'd be boring

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Remind me what this prank call thing was

Kids loved JarJar tho.
It was only contrarian boomers that hated him.

Are you retarded? One of the biggest movie events in history happened this year, and last year similarly with Infinity War, and Star Wars four years ago.

Any idea what the documentary is called? I love WarGames.

Fuck off, disney shill.
Nobody cares about your McDonalds arthouse schlock.

>rifftrax

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yes TLJ

The movie wasn't bad though. You're confusing some shitty dialogue with the whole of the movie. Virtually everything in TPM is well done on a technical and artistic level. The cinematography, costume/set/prop design, fight choreography, the miniatures and cgi, etc were all extremely well made. So 90% of the movie was excellent and you're choosing to be a deranged self serious manchild crying about muh plot 20 years later.

>oh no, a bunch of idiots didn't understand the Matrix sequels and reacted like children

Go figure

You mean no one cares about a series of movies that reach a billion everytime and one of which in fact has become the highest grossing movie ever?

>People highlight positives in the TPM
>No one defends AOTC for anything.
based, and red-pilled posters.

That's debatable. While I think that TPM has its qualities and is very notably the only one of the prequels that actually looks like a Star Wars movie, the plot in general has its issues. Anakin shouldn't have been that young, the Trade Alliance didn't make for very compelling antagonists (Actually, the seperatists felt like a plot device throughout the entire trilogy) and a lot about it just feels a bit inconsequential, especially if you compare it to how grand the Original Trilogy felt from the very beginning. New Hope focussed on the Rebels taking down the Empire's most important weapon of mass destruction. Phantom Menace focussed mostly around a local trade dispute.

Yes it really was. When Neo said "Upgrades?", my heart sank. Just a pointless movie.

>Have any of you ever had a filmgoing experience like this?
Revenge of the Sith was like this for me walked out of there with some very unhappy chappies. Very different to the Attack of the Clones experience which I watched with a school holidays audience that laughed(and groaned) throughout the whole thing.

>cinematography
>coreography
>CGI
>good
>in TPM

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>Virtually everything in TPM is well done on a technical and artistic level.

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Bro. A pile of shit with a nice coat, an expensive pair of sunglasses, a top hat and a twirly moustache is still a fucking pile of shit okay

I went to a midnight screening of something and it was really fun, but I honestly don't remember what movie it was. Based brain damage haha.

Plinkett review finally gonna happen? I know these boys love their vertical integration.
Half in the Bag: The Matrix Trilogy
Half in the Bag: Matrix 4
Best of the Worst: Various bad Matrix Rip-Offs
ReView: Various good Matrix clones or similar films (13th Floor, Dark City, etc)
Plinkett: Two to four full Plinketts
It's gonna be great!

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It is unironically one of my favorite movies, no idea why. It just makes me feel comfy all over.

Sounds similar to my experience.

Interstellar is great though.

I watched that movie and remember nothing about it.

I went to see The Dark Knight at midnight. When the house lights went down someone let out a huge belch which was met with applause. Everyone cheered once the movie started but a group of cosplayers showed up and started clapping when Batman first appeared, then a huge black guy shouted "STOP CLAPPING." and there wasn't a peep heard from the cosplayers for the rest of the movie.

>I dont remember anyone not liking the prequels for like the first 5 years they were out. Not liking them has been mostly a recent thing in people that I know.
Fans and general audiences were disappointed somewhat at TPM and more so after AotC and ROTS (the kids, however, ate that shit up) and the critics jeered but the movies made bank and only the saltiest spergs - who were never going to be happy in the first place, no matter how the movies turned out - were actually angry. Most SW fans just shrugged and embraced the EU, which in the 00s was ridiculously good.

>Sadly, bashing on it became a meme instead of focusing on the good parts, but everyone agrees Darth Maul is fucking badass and the final duel is one of the best if not THE best in the movies.
Don't forget that it gave us Duel of the Fates as well.

Every time I hear a cowbell that fucking music pops into my head. Is this what having PTSD is like?
youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

Probably wouldn't seethe, just feel second-hand embarassment at seeing someone clapping alone for a film.

do americans really clap at the cinema?

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Kek . I remember how disappointed people were walking out of phantom menace

>The faint blue glow coming from just off screen as the Muto begins to lunge at Ford Brody.
>The audience giggling with anticipation as Godzilla's tail starts to glow.

Bro I took my mom to a restaurant last week and the ham planets in the booth behind us clapped when their food arrived. We clap at everything.

How else would the director and actors know we liked it?

I thought that Luke throwing the light saber was one of the few comedic moments in the film that landed, it also was one of the few that made sense for the character

I went to our towns midnight showing of Indy 4. It was exactly like OP's experience.
You could feel Spielberg sucking the levity out of the audience like some fun Incubus. The room died.

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Everyone, even the women, was excited when Luke showed up, and there was a collective groan when he did absolutely nothing in the end. Most people laugh at the force projection reveal but once he kicked the bucket, people were visibly disappointed but in huge denial. No genuine reactions, lots of unsure nodding.

>It- it was really good. I, um, liked it.

It's a simple story that makes for a decent base to build off of. Specialized police unit has to investigate some weird bullshit and stumbles upon monsters and mysteries, easy to do and it can be taken in plenty if interesting directions in regards to the characters but instead they went for a generic amnesiac Mary Sue story and made the team cannon fodder for no good reason.

attack of the clones

I was like ''they will do this good, no way the fuck it up''
it was worse than the phantom menace at the end

Matrix revolutions is one of the only films I’ve been to where the audience booed at the end

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Unfortunately. I don't remember it being a thing until I saw Return of the King. The first time I remember people cheering during a movie was during Phantom Menace during the Darth Maul fight scene. I don't go to theaters very often, but if it's any kind of big event of a movie people clap or cheer these days. It's really weird and I don't get it. I wish people would just be silent. I guess that's why I don't go to theaters more than once a year tops.

>>afterwards started crying because I felt bad for dragging them along

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>2005 Revenge of the Sith
>Anakin now Darth Vader storms the Jedi temple
>Finds the younglings
>Mastah Skoywalka wut are we going to do?
>Lightsaber ignites
>A hush falls upon the crowd at this heavy moment
>Here a small child a few rows back say 'Dad, what did Anakin do to those kids?'
>Laugh to myself

I'm usually the first to say the prequels had mountains of soul compared to the nulogy. The designs, the sets, the music. It was great. But damn, rewatching TPM after some years I can't believe they were in the desert for almost half the movie, like what the fuck was Lucas thinking

Darth maul was barely a character, and prequel duels were over the top shit. Kill yourself

>prequel duels were over the top shit
>he watches space fantasy looking for grounded stuff
Based brainlet

Took my 10 year old brother and his thug friends to watch The Revenant on his birthday. I still laugh about it to this day.

Luke throwing the lightsaber away and the theater was completely silent

>and prequel duels were over the top shit.
I too prefer my space wizards and their magic swords to be firmly grounded in reality.

The Lobster

Bit of an artsy comedy, but there were some genuine comedic bits to it. Yet while the theater was about half full, no one other than me seemed to laugh at much anything that happened. One of the quietest movie experiences I'd ever had.

based black man

I remember being so disappointing seeing TDK because I was a teen and literally thought it was going to be the greatest movie ever because everyone gave it a 10 and it was on first place on IMDB or something - been hating cape shit ever since and never seen another super hero movie after

Season 8 of Game of Thrones

He basically described Matrix Reloaded for me. I think maybe everywhere. I felt robbed.

I went to a midnight premiere of Avemgers:Endgame, being hyped to hell and back.
Afterwards I was extremely dissappointed and really regretted taking my bf to the movie.

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the force awakens. it was trash.

Highlander 2 had a similar impact.

Had the reverse when I saw Bicentennial Man. Everybody was jeering and cracking jokes about how awful the movie would be at the start but by the end people were in tears and there was a full round of applause when the credits rolled.

Detective Kenobi parts were kino, as well as the sand people part.

Eh, the people I went to see Revolutions with really liked the movie.

Nice.
I and several others cried during Padme's funeral march.

Jesus Christ I forgot that online show existed. What even happened to those guys?

Absolutely. I truly truly hope eventually someone realizes the potential and attempts to do a reboot of the series that has nothing to do with Jovovich movies.

how dumb do you have to be to not get instellar

Nolan is a fucking hack though, he stole the concept from Paprika and never admitted to it

My best was watching the Blair Witch Project on release day. The whole audience started laughing uncontrollably when they were in the tent and it started shaking.

same here, was at a completely normie screening on opening Friday, and everyone was growing more and more confused after the prank call, and were straight up bored by the time it was over.

Are you still with her?

lol
I actually love that movie, I think I'm the only person in my life that does

Did they like it?

I can't seem to find it, sorry man
I think it's a bonus feature on the dvd or whatever

Saw it with my Dad, super comfy cinema experience

The Phantom Menace

Everyone was silent after luke threw his lightsaber away. It was game over when leia popped back up again.

The fuck is this revisionist bullshit? Attack of the clones looked like shit on day one, but got utterlly destroyed when everyone watched the two towers later that year

The phantom menace was alright back in the day, most of the effects looked very good, obviously it aged pretty fast tho

>Seethe
People would just be cringing and wondering where your carer is

I remember reading somewhere that they are going to do just that, a movie closer to the original. I don't have high hopes but I'll welcome it anyway.

What do you mean?

that's because he is one

I saw the lotr trilogy in the cinema back to back in one session. Had a massive headache by the end of it

There was a complete lack of any emotion after that movie ended.
Like the people were too distressed to even respond.

Anons why do people clap?
The whole point in watching a movie is to watch it. Clapping is just annoying for other people who are watching the movie.

Thanks, Obama.

Well they had just witnessed the death of Zack Snyder's career.

What the fuck does interstellar have to do with anime dreams about cell phone people

Clearly you weren’t old enough to see Matrix Reloaded in theaters.

It depends on what showing you went to. Everyone was excited at the midnight showing because the fanfare of people dressed in costumes lightsaber dueling in the aisles tricked us into thinking the movies were good.

He's talking about Inception

What does Jay smell like?

>matrix three
>trinity dies
>sound from ten seats up
>sounds like those amazon rain sticks
>SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET NIGGA, MY SKITTLES
>entire theatre erupts into raucous laughter

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t. retarded amerimutt
youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

guess

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if it's one thing i like about europe it's that at least people are fucking quiet in a movie theater. i lived in the US for a year and people talk or go on their phones constantly and it's so annoying, i paid my seat to watch a movie not to hear some fat fuck eat his greasy fucking pizza next to me

>me and a friend watch the first live action Attack On Titan movie in theaters (context, it’s a two part movie)
>packed screening
>everyone is hyped enough to the point they already got tickets to the second movie
>it went from hype to rage to downright hilarity by the end
>everyone’s faces when we watched the trailer to the final film after the credits played
>part two comes out two weeks later
>me and my friend come back to the same huge auditorium where the first one played at
>no one showed up

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What does he smell like when he's not covered in cum?

It was shit, but without it, we would have never gotten the much better Shin Godzilla. The biggest fuck up was trying to make the setting Japanese themed instead of Euro themed so they could save cash.

Go see TLJ midnight screening with friends. Watch the film in dead silence. On our way back walking the streets none of us talk, we're all still struggling to process what we just saw. The weird thing about TLJ is that it has good production values, so it being techniqually fine, whilst the story is dogshit, really puts people through a mental loop.

Worked in a theater when this came out.
God people were pissed.

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Serious question
Does Mike stocklasa have twitter

Most of these stories are a mix of complete bullshit and people projecting their own feelings onto the other members of the audience.

I also went to a midnight screening of this, and it got a standing ovation when it ended.

twitter.com/MikeStoklasa

He stopped tweeting from that account in 2011.

Yes but he hasn’t used it in years

>prank call thing

same what the FUCK were they thinking

Ah ok thx bros

>so who talks first? You or me?

>Went to go see some B-flick action movie called Overlord or something
>Loud drunk college dudes going "OOOOOH!" and "HE'S NOT GETTING UP!" every time people die
>Black dudes decide to play along and go "YEYUH!" and "YOU TELL 'EM"
>Whole theater starts acting up and joking and laughing
>I kept saying shit like "Badass" and "Hardcore" in a deep, Max Payne style voice
>Redheaded dude pulls out his phone to film it
>Some black dude walking up and down the aisles offering everyone popcorn
>Some fat mexican lady going "Oh no no no no" and covering her face anytime there's a small jumpscare
>Everyone making fun of her for it
>Random latina teen goes "CAN YOU ALL PLEASE BE QUIET?!"
>After a moment of silence, everyone starts cracking up and laughing, including her
>Generally have a pretty good time
>Walk out feeling pretty good

Having a movie theater located inside our college is based as fuck. If it's a cheap B-flick, no one gives a fuck and everyone has fun.

>went to see BR2049 the day after the release day in the latest screening possible
>get slapped with the utmost kino experience ever
>walk back home with heavy fog in the city with literally zero people on the streets while contemplating my entire existence

It truly was a special experience.

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It is basically Independence Day but without CGI being new and exciting.

You would look legitimately retarded, like a Chris chan kind of guy. I suggest you don't do this

>yay matrix 4!

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OT was great, Ep1 was bad
JP1 was great, JP2 was bad

Both films were anticipated to be a return to what fans wanted, after the missteps of the film before them.

>without CGI being new and exciting
The wormhole scene in IMAX was as if the entire audience was literally entering a wormhole, immersion was at 110% at that point. Not even those 3D gimmicks ever came close

>Have any of you ever had a filmgoing experience like this?
Silent Hill, saw it in a crowded military theater inb Germany. Got to the ending and there was a collective "WHATHAFUCK?" shouted by everyone at the end.

I swear to god, Jay Bauman is such a fucking bitch trying to act cool in front of his internet-friends

Matrix 2 was kino rollercoaster to everyone. It might have been a bad story but the experience was very audience-friendly

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By whom?

Spider-man 3

Beta fags care too much what other people think about them

Being loud and joking around in a movie theater is one of life's greatest gifts. Go see a cheap, shitty movie, and make jokes and stuff. When you get the whole theater to join in, it becomes one of the most fun things in the entire world.

Then don’t make a movie of it?

>I went to see The Dark Knight at midnight.

I enjoyed TDK in the theather. however, i found the public shooting in bad taste. took me years to see the ending

Stuff like that would happen at the old theater by me all the time. They eventually tore it down and built a Target over it.

there are easier ways to say "i'm a nigger", nigger

I fell asleep on Jurassic World 2, and laughed my ass off at my friend snoring during Supes v Bats (thus, not watching the movie entirely)

well you deserve it for wasting their time and money

t. non white

And Matrix Reloaded is absolute kino, third being the best, but 2nd really set ya up for the conclusion; people are tripping!

I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

I live down the street from the theater, I hardly think about it anymore, but I'd rather drive further down the road to watch a movie than go to that place.

Lord of the rings after they've finally destroyed the ring.

Everyone got progressively more frustrated as the ending was dragging on, and there was a mixture of groans, nervous laughter and chuckling, coupled with one or two shouts to the effect of "when is this fucking movie going to end"

This. What a disappointment

>Go see a cheap, shitty movie, and make jokes and stuff
i'm not complaining about people talking during a midnight screening of troll 2, dumbass. there are movies better seen with friends and some beers, sure, but i'm talking about obese retards who chew loudly, niggers and ADD teens who can't sit still and shut the fuck up for 1 second and people like you who think being loud = being funny when you're just trying to enjoy a movie
if you want to socialize go to a fucking bar, most people just want you to be quiet and don't care about your dumb jokes unless you're watching the last airbender or some shit

Back when I was 10-11 I went to see Bruce Almighty with my father, first time I saw a sold out theather where they put "SOLD OUT" frame, we ended having to watching Matrix 2, he slept in the first 15 minutes and I found the movie boring as shit. Even though my shit kid brain liked the first one

you should do it, just look at how many seethed at this post

What a plebeian theater, holy shit

You didn’t know it was going to be shit by the trailers and literally everything about it? I can’t believe you actually went to the theater and saw this.

Character limit.

cope because you're too beta to do what you want and have to abide by society's arbitrary rules

>Everybody hated Matrix Reloaded
I don't think he actually watched it in the cinema

t. non white street shitter

Saw Avengers midnight, was probably the funnest premier I've ever been to, energy was through the roof.
Saw Iron Man 3 as well, halfway through people just stopped laughing, and when the Mandarin twist happened there was this collective mental check out you could feel through the whole audience. No one clapped at the end except a group of fanboys who kept clapping harder to try and get people to join. Probably one of the worst films I've ever seen.
Got dragged to Avengers 2 by some friends, that was the straw that broke the MCUs back for me.
Also saw TLJ, like Iron Man 3 halfway through people just stopped laughing, and everyone just left thinking "what the FUCK did I just witness?"
Haven't been to a premier since. I just spoiler everything for myself now because it's all too damn disappointing to spend my money on.

>unironically watch nothing but capeshit and starshit
why do this to yourself

He's a faggot, Reloaded was one of the best cinema experiences. The action scenes are all 10/10
It's kind of like Fury road

How would someone know what the audience thinks? People are usually silent in theaters

Me and my friends thought that it was going to be a "haha" kind of bad movie and we got the tickets for free.
>not an atom of attempt at replicating the original aesthetics
>dragon ball takes place in downtown LA high school
>everyone is dressed like a random pedestrian dragged from the street
>"master Roshi"
>"chi chi"
>"Bulma"
>"Yamcha"
>chi bending
>main guys "acting"
>that entire last fight
Like i said, everyone in the theater just checked out completely.

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>People are usually silent in theaters
Not in America

When Luke arrives at the end of the film there was some dudes girlfriend next to me and she went "oh NOW he shows up"

I've never seen a movie so horrible

>go to Christian movie with my Bible study group
>get there late so don't sit directly next to them
>incredibly polite, picturesque old couple offers their seats so we can sit closer to the group
>everyone is friendly and saying hi and making jokes
>not used to people not being assholes, let alone friendly, at the movie theater, so my anti social autism triggers and I try not to make eye contact with anyone
>lady next to me spends literally the entire movie crying
>people constantly clapping and cheering
>movie ends
>everyone cleans up after themselves
>everyone holds the door open for all
>my Bible study group starts talking about the movie and we're joined by strangers in the discussion

when ever i rewatch the matrix trilogy i only watch the first one

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REMINDER: THAT'S NEW YORK AND HOLLYWOOD JEWISH HUMOR.

They deliberately mock and shit on anything serious or meaningful, which is White emotion. Pride, honor, fear, responsibility, etc are White emotions that other sub-races like Jews cannot comprehend, so they mock them.

>Woah, did that guy fall off the *ugly* tree? *laugh track!*

>not enjoying Interstellar's sound design
>not enjoying the scene they go through the wormhole
>not watching this in IMAX with the entire room shaking from the bass
Fucking pleb.

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Yikes! Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning!

RLM should add an Asian to the rotating discussion panel.

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He looks like he has Down's Syndrome

That means he fucks good.

Last Jedi

He never said he didn't "get" Interstellar. You probably have to be american to not "get" Interstellar.
I felt personally insulted at the end. Usually Nolan movies take a second view to get worse, but this one already ended my interest in watching it a second time.

I remember seeing the second Twilight movie at midnight. Don't remember the name though. New Moon? Something like that. Lots of girls, moms, and grandmas.

How do you know? Personal experience?

We all knew Reloaded wasn't nearly as good as the first and the ending confused the fuck out of everyone. But. It still holds up as an action movie and get you pumped for the next.

Revolutions was the one people had that reaction to.

The Ghostbusters remake. Most of the (not large) audience was female and they hated the movie. I remember a girl who really probably was a lesbian shouting "what a turd" when the movie ended.

Marvel movies are actually good.

Why was ig shit? I don't know anything about it.

>great VFX makes a great movie

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Kung-Fu treachery

I actually know a guy who went to see this movie and didn't get it was a spoof comedy, he complained about the movie for being ridiculous and full of technical mistakes, when we told him it was a comedy he was full of anger and shouted at us that we're dumb and not getting we were defending a bad movie.

Somehow got roped into the midnight screening of the first 50 Shades of Gray movie.
After the initial scene when the girl falls down everyone was laughing, but after that every single men in that theater was sleeping. Including the guy I was with.

Yeah

God I wish I saw this in theaters. What a riot.

I remember being an edgy high schooler.

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There are three Matrix movies and an animated short that have been released. Do you really not know that?

But never that much of a faggot

I also went to See Matrix Reloaded. It was definitely a quality drop but upon seeing Revolutions and how bad that it was more appreciable.

Nobody cheered at anything when I went to see Endgame
Laughs sure but no cheering.

Lucky bastard every time a hero appeared they cheered. They went full retard at the final fight when Captain America got the hammer. He sounded like one of those ear rape video.

americans truly are the worst people on the planet

I feel ashamed of my theatre. I didnt have this experience at all. Everyone burst into uncontrollable laughter at every quip. They gasp at the lightsaber throw and some people cheered at the Mary poppens scene. There was a roar of thunderous applause following the hyperdrive attack. These people are it up, they loved every second on this shit show. You could buy a better audience of mindless product consuming fools.