/afl/ - Friday night footy editon

hello my name is buku

>sudo fails
ha

fuck does every team have a somalian these days
the gf will never move off the couch

Imagine spending so much time in a gym lifting weights around other sweaty men just to realise that women don't give a shit about muscles

Every single team is going to have a token nig nog arent they

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you're havin a blindah

Funnily enough she's in the same bathroom as me.
Funnily enough she's on the same couch as me

Niggers lol

is nollsy gay as well?

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based majak

Do you think Richo’s ever taken a BBC?

why do they never pay holding the ball when the player acts like they didnt hear
just umpire the fucking game

a woman once told me that muscles to women are like breasts to men

reckon so

Don't think he could take an entire Television network

Good evening, lads. During the half time break of the Freo-North game I shall be premiering a new 'mick that I firmly believe will trigger a cultural shift in this general - and a hugely positive one at that. Can't wait to share it with you.

lmao what the fuck ump

business idea: score review every goal

AHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT

what the hell was that, goal umpie?

>Round 8 score: -3

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I almost bet on Port getting the first goal but losing 200

Just got in
Thinking niggerball

>Weightman first goal scorer bet didn't get up
FUCK

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yeah fuck it just review every shot looking at every possibility

Could have worded this better. Almost bet 200 on Port kicking first goal but losing overall.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the city of AFL umpiring
Gil's last masterpiece

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tipping brisbased to win by 160 lads

the hot dogs are on fire

FGS is a mugs bet. nvrgain.

Can’t believe I didn’t put the house on dogs

SAME AS SHT PRELIM HAHAHA DOGGIES UP AND ABOUT WOOF WOOF

>the whole family tipping comp tipped port
what the fuck planet am i on. dogs paying $2.5 too
easy money easy tip

2022 Brownlow medal winner just posted, lads.

the ATB are united against the frauddogs

>obviously a good looking fella

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uhh can i get a review?

BRUH

poort

If Port get the next goal I'll poo my undies

thats odd i cant see lachie neale in here

Based scomo the punter

Reckon booing the umps shouldnt be on and NOT teaching kids to respect the umps

going forward excessive booing should be met with stadium bans for spectators

Yeah he's busy sucking your dad's dick right now lmao

i straffed a guy pretty easily today

How is that not fucking deliberate?

wobbie gwey

SKILL ERROR

i straffed a guy and i liked it

nice kick rosee

lads i need to buy a PIES jersey. I literally cant figure out who to give my money to because their website is shite. Help im drunk

god i wish my team had a somali the gf might come to games with me

made this face in photoshop

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completely irrelevant they have paid skill error deliberates the last 3 years consistently

you kick it out and it goes no where near a player its a free every day

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Lame

Business idea: for abo round, teams are only able to field their abos and other non whites

they don't sell jersey's mate they sell guernseys

how do the doggies players get high free kicks every single time for ducking? richmond get pinged for HTB if they even try to do it

reminder the rule "deliberate" literally does not exist
the rule is insufficient intent to keep the ball in

ducking Olympians

DM me your credit card details and i can sort out the rest

sounds like she might like to the zoo instead lad

Umpires LOVE them

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what did the umpire educate the decision to be, i'm sorry you are misinformed

Imagine what Aliir would do to her

>all that booing
comfy

Business idea: health and safety protocols for the flu, seeing as though over 2000 people died from the flu in Australia in 2019

Just give me your social security number and I'll send you out one :)

poort customers are feral

please help im so fucking frustrated

I am aware of this bus insufficient intent sounds gay as fuck, deliberate means the same thing now essentially and its quicker to say

He would definitely fill up her throat with his Big BLACK Cock and all you would be able to hear is *glack glack glack* as he thrusts in and out of the throat that a man and woman worked hard to raise for 18 years

>fag flag
>troon flag
>gin flag
utterly utterly grim

>put a same game multi with Robbie Gray for a goal
>put the multi through
>I accidentally clicked Sam Powell Pepper for goal not Gray
Finna rope if it comes good except for that

nice tight arse on that poort trainer

shop.collingwoodfc.com.au/nike/on-field/

Do you have a picture of the fine xir who brings the tranny flag? Would love to see what they look like.

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What is even the appeal of deep throat?

I hate the feeling of her throat flaps and tonsils around my shaft

is this about petrol?

fuuuuck knew i should of VC'd Macrae

What does this stand for?

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reminder the poort cheer squad literally calls themselves the "queer squad" because so many of them are gay

>port adelaide queer squad

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Poof And Queer Squad

thank you idk why i couldnt find this screen i m retarded

the port is on fire

the mask is doing you a favour, lad
portadelaidefc.com.au/news/962856/it-never-seemed-like-a-big-deal-port-supporters-pride-in-inclusion#:

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nah each club has a website then they have a separate website for buying merch so sometimes its confusing

Port
Adelaide
Queer
Squad

LMAOOOOOOO ITS REAL

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10 years ago bigfooty would mock this relentlessly

now you'd get banned permanently for even making a joke about it by one of the tranny mods (which is most of them)