Filthy rich actor like Steve Carrell dresses like a slob with ugly ass bootcut jeans

>filthy rich actor like Steve Carrell dresses like a slob with ugly ass bootcut jeans

Why do they do this? Don't they have employees who buy their wardrobe so they can look professional?

FFS they're grown ass men...

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Now someone post the pic where the two have their heads/faces swapped

You seemed to have been mistaken OP, this is actually a shot from a movie called Crazy, Stupid, Love.

1) That's from a movie
2) For what purpose would they need to dress "professional" outside of appropriate times such as award shows?

Carell is a Hockey Chad IRL

There’s nothing fucking wrong with bootcut jeans. They’re /fa/ as fuck.

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post the edit, it's pretty eye opening

>bootcut
those look like relaxed fit levis if I'm being honest fampie

Bootcut are like bell bottoms with much less bell desu. These are definitely just dad jeans

why are shirts like the one on the left even made? who the hell would want to wear a mustard yellow shirt.

to feel normal

Are you baiting? This is a movie where he gets tought to dress well etc

This is the be-all-end-all that proves your dress sense and posture is KEY to looking desirable.

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>adults can’t dress how they want! They have to dress how I think they dress! Everyone has to wear suits and ties and red carpet dresses because they’re famous and that’s what they do!

Moral of story
>do push ups
>wear button-downs with collars
>tuck your shit in
>lay off the twinkies
genius.

Ryan would still get more pussy.

baaaaaased

Somehow I agree with this.

If it is that easy what are you doing here on a saturday night?

Is it acceptable to wear bootcut jeans if you wear them with boots? Asking for a friend.

That's not mustard, that's more canary. Mustard is like a dingy yellow-light brown fusion.

ryans head is still almost 20 years younger so this only works so much

Face always wins

>sleeves rolled up

I don't get this, why not just buy a short sleeved shirt?

Makes your arms look bigger while also maintaining the class/taste that a long sleeved shirt does. Short Sleeves are sloppy and only look good on guys who are JACKED.

Men that comment on other men's fashion are generally faggots or fedoralords.
Which are you op?

what are bootcut jeans?

Because women literally *always* mention that among things they find hot, and if you're a dude you have to adhere to some of their irrational preferences instead of just wanting to be comfy all the time you FAGGOT

I do this but I just wind up spending money on way overpriced beers. IDK what you have to do to get pussy. I thought you just go to the bar and pussy kind of happens.

>FFS
for fucks sake you're a grown ass man start typing like one, god you underage twitter niggers need to go the fuck back

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some shirts make it easy to do this. 'Guess' for example, they have clips to roll them back

Goose looks good there, but in lots of scenes in the movie I thought his style was a bit tacky and strayed into gay territory a little.

short sleeve formal is weird

Typical loser core:
Baggy pants or cargo shorts
Oversized shirt (with graphic design)
Chunky shoes (new balance)

there is no demand for high-end button up short sleeve shirts

It looks worse when the image isn’t enlarged. It’s not that bad, I see dadbod Indians and Arabs wearing that type of clothing all the time.

lul

My only sin is unconventional eyewear. I wear glasses that are not suited to my face or w/e because fuck being a faggot ass hipster.

Haha I love the incel-in-denial who made this and telling himself that a bad fashion sense is why those kids don't get laid.

If you're tall and have a handsome face, you can use "virgin jeans" and "virgin shoes" and still get laid all the time. Thinking women care more about fashion and other dumb shit than actual body and face is what guys who never had a gf think.

I'd rather wear incel glasses than those thick framed ones that all the hipster faggots wear.

Both my roommate at uni dressed like this. Fucking disgusting to look at and everyone knows a virgin by these clothes.

>it's a Yea Forums gets neurotic about themselves episode
keep doing it to yourself bro

You sound lucky because at my uni I'm lucky to see guys wearing jeans and not pj bottoms or sweatpants/shorts (despite obviously not working out)

>w-w-why doesn't he wear skinny jeans like me

lol whatever fag

you're 21 you look like a faggot no matter who you are

Skinny jeans haven't been in style for like 10 years, grandpa.

>If you're tall and have a handsome face, you can use "virgin jeans" and "virgin shoes" and still get laid all the time.
Do you ever leave the house? I know tall handsome guys who are massive virgins who wear the virgin uniform because it's a mindset. No one who can get laid willing dresses so poorly. It's not the reason for virginity, it's the symptom. Chad can dress like this and still get a ton of pussy, but he would never dress like this.
Just always wear contacts.

I don’t even know what the fuck “boot cut” jeans are. I’m not gay.

When I leave the house I do. Shit is expensive and sometimes not always comfortable.

Even Walmart and thrift stores separate their jeans by cut, so unless your mommy buys all your clothes, you're lying.

dude you’re a fag

Yeah, whatever you fags wanna call your gay boy clothes.

Fuck you he’s off the clock

The reason all of this shit is v-core is that no sane woman would want her man wearing any of this shit.
Those jeans would be out INSTANTLY, get some that fit and dont hang off you like youre trying to hide something.

>have sex

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Mate I wish my room mates were that normal to wear sweatpants/shorts when lounging about. These guys didn't own any comfortable clothes, only jeans or chinos. Never trust someone who wears jeans when chilling on a lazy Sunday in. In the evenings my lanky pedo roommate just wore a dressing gown. Imagine a 6'10 slenderman looking geezer creeping about the place in a medium sized robe that only came down to his thighs with his stick thin pale legs sticking out the bottom. It was enough to put me off my dinner, and what's worse is he was a literal homosexual

I just wear “relaxed fit” you fucking moron. I have no idea what “boot cut” even is.
>buying your clothes in a store instead of online
Faggot..

This retard thinks women are sane lmao.

Online especially sorts it by cut, you idiot.

>want to dress well
>feel too shitty all the time to bother
>just dress comfortably instead

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Yes. I wear them with work boots, it looks a lot better than with tennis shoes

>feel like slob
>dress like slob

I realize that but if I’m not searching “boot cut” I wouldn’t know what the fuck they are would I?

no shit

>zooms past you in a bmw from the early 2000s

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>post like a faggot
>actually be a faggot

Hit a nerve?

I’m not him, gayboy.

feels comfy bro

You don't have to pick one or the other though.

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just graduated boutta get hired 90k starting
how do i figure out what to wear?

>Do you ever leave the house?
I love the normie speak you've learned mechanically in order to roleplay here. Are you going to tell me to "get a life" or that I must "be fun at parties" next you faggot?

>I know tall handsome guys who are massive virgins who wear the virgin uniform because it's a mindset.
You don't know anybody, I doubt you have 5 people you can call friends, your entire worldview is that of a sheltered loser telling himself comforting lies. When you actually start going out and meeting people and start trying to fuck you'll realize that one of the most common scenarios out there is the ugly/average-looking tryhard with "style" and "game" and "humor" getting rejected by the same women that will end up with a handsome dude who has no style at all and can barely form a sentence. Women's preferences are not democratic and they barely compute the shit you *can* change, accept that now or eventually reality is going to hit you like a fucking truck.

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I mean I’m in physical pain and don’t have the energy to focus on my appearance. I’ve had a chronic illness for 20 years.

>trying to dress like a black guy worth 8 figures
you realize he dresses like a clown, right?

Dress how want or be a faggot trying to appeal to women.

Uniqlo is the solution to all your problems

This level of projecting isn't healthy, unironically have sex

Gain height

What colour pants are those that Gosling is wearing? Green?

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS NOSE

>n-no u
I didn't expect any better

uniqlo is Target for skinny jap twinks (basically all of them)

Ok well how about this.
>Want to dress well
>Want to be comfy

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This, except not.

Charging $20 for one basic Tee? Nah. You're getting gouged for H&M quality.

>Expecting anyone to take an /r9k/ tier wall of text seriously

Where tf are you buying quality tees for less than $20

only Dwight Schrute can pull off the formal short sleeve. It's geek tier. As mentioned, women love forearms for some reason and with the rolled up sleeve it accentuates them and gives you more veins with a bit of circulation being restricted.

Discovering slim-fit slacks that are 2% spandex is one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You get the style AND the comfort.

Michael Scott IS Jon Hamm....

>there are incels itt still trying to be "attractive" despite being born with all the wrong traits
Just fucking admit to yourself that you weren't born to be a womanizer and focus on your career. One of them will accept to marry you when she's in her 30s.

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define quality

just lift

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Cope.
You can't call yourself an incel until you've looksmaxxed in every way possible.

news flash, buddy holly rim horned glasses made a comeback 9 years ago and are still the most popular

It’s only the fag trying to be fashionable lol

Short sleeve button ups look good on absolutely nobody. It’s the most unflattering bit of clothing a man can wear besides a fannypack.
I would try to contradict you, but I’m a loner who speaks to basically nobody outside of work, excepting the occasional “cash me out” to the bar man/girl.

fixed

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could you be slightly less schizophrenic in your phrasing please

>born with all the wrong traits
t. loser making excuses for why he won’t exercise

Me in bottom right.

>OPs pic doesn't show the concept of maximising your market value
>Stay in your lane self improvement is a myth

Idk about you, but you aren't getting quality shirts under $20 anywhere. Even shitty graphic tees at walmart cost more. That shirt would probably last you one wash cycle then be full of holes

And gross fleshy lips. Seriously, they look like bottom feeding fish.

Only in a few scenarios. Like if you're fat or have really bad acne. Other than that, there's really not much you can do that will improve your looks from unfuckable to fuckable.

I unironically ironically dress like this and still get laid

>noo your flesh can't just look like flesh

Those jeans are a much better fit and nicer colour though, and a name brand

i don't think anyone wants to be a womanizer. the women who hang around with guys like that are fucked from the start.

Could you be less of a newfag with reddit-tier insults

say the fuck like an adult you piece of underage shit

just like allow for slightly more grey area in your thoughts that's all i'm suggesting for you :)

Thrift shop

>ugly ass bootcut
>FFS they're grown ass men...
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?

You're not getting quality from a thrift shop, you're getting shit that they couldn't even sell in a yard sale

Grey is for pussies my thoughts are as dark as my soul and the pills I've swallowed. Don't smile at me again.

I have to go to court next week but i have nothing to wear.

>FFS they're grown ass men...
That's why they don't care what random people think of their wardrobe.

Because with a long sleeved shirt you have a choice to either way. Its different with something like pants for example where you basically have to commit to either shorts or longs.

:) i'm sorry you feel that way

what the fuck

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>unfuckable to fuckable
Let’s be real, most of virgin dumbasses here are perfectly fuckable, just not by the models and instawhores they lust after night and day.

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Well I don't really why clothes are so expensive in America but in yurop TKmaxx got very good quality clothes for cheap and then Primark for super cheap but they don't last long but cheap enough that you can just buy new ones, ASOS super cheap as well and can be quality depends on the garm.

G-guys? How do I c-change this? Is it my glasses, my t-shirts, or what? I mean, I have control over this somehow, r-right?

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>using tinder
lol pleb

This guy is retarded. You're not supposed to swipe right every time as that fucks your elo.
I'm a below average ethnic and got pussy in the past from tinder.

Jesus that guy must have some awful pictures

I was drunk one night, made a Tinder with 3 pics and a shitty bio, and woke up to 70 matches with some girls even initiating the convo. This guy must've really sucked

I still don't know if the amazing nek is shopped or not

I don't understand the world's obsession with chicken legs, both the food and the skinny pants. Cargo pants > shorts > baggy jeans > anything skinny. Pig > chicken.

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You don't use all those pockets.

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Just wear something this guy's shirt, I'm sure that's his secret.

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I'm in IT so I usually do.

>using an app that normal people use to get laid
haha plebs. i'm so above this. i could get laid out of it if i wanted to, i just don't.

Point is they both would at least get some

Cargo pants literally scream autism to everybody other than autists.

Your pockets bulge out too?

>Cargo pants literally scream autism to everybody other than autists
massively insecure

hmm try adding some funny bio, maybe a The Office reference, I'm sure there's someone out there for you (just not me though) :)

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That's nowhere near as bad as the guy who posed as a pedophile and got 300 matches in 24 hours with women actually responding to his bio

I haven't has sex in 5 years, should i try one of these fucking apps? How does it all work?

Lotta bitterness itt

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You swipe on a girl. Flirt on the messaging app, and then meet up with the 42 year old indian catfisher.

Im not him but i wear pants like that to work and use the pockets

Whats the deal with thise nigger pants with the really loose crotch are and realky tight legs?

I didn't have sex the whole year I was 19, got tinder and smashed 3 times in the first 2 months of being 20. Definitely works if you can talk and got good pics. Girls either want dates or just to fuck although almost non will say they just want sex so you gotta play the game with them

Doesnt sound like its for me

provided one wears boots with then not dirty ass dad sneakers that carrel has on

I'd rather wear and fold long-sleeved shirt because you could at least unfold it when you need to.
Short sleeves don't look so good anyway.

only wear shirt sleeve dress shirts if your on vacation or youre just going around never ever wear then to work or a formal occcasion

>that pathetic incel prose
have sex

don't forget clunky-ass completely unaesthetic new balance shoes.
never seen a pair of new balance shoes that i liked.

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I'm fairly handsome but im an austist. Is it just for fucking or do you have to have drinks or go to dinner first?

Shit, was today Saturday?

I didn't expect to find myself posting in this thread but I don't like NBs either. Their uppers are weak even by the the low standards of that shitty mesh used to make running shoes in general.

>I'm in IT so I usually do.
So you just.. bring HDs on one pocket, USBs on the other, CAT6 cables, crimping tools, keys and all those shit? Nigga, use a bag or a case for those shit.

>cargo pants
>good
LMAO. Are you larping as a soldier?

No, he's right. Buy some normal pants, you autist.

New Balances used to be good just a few years ago, now I'd say the best running shoe/price is probably Asics.

>Why do they do this?

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pretty based honestly, who gives a shit about looks if you are married?

she's like a 7/10 to be generous.
she's not attractive enough to be that picky

people "dress well" to broadcast how much money they make, because it won't be otherwise obvious.

steve carrell is rich as fuck and nothing he could wear would really reflect that

>7/10
That's a solid 4

What's the difference between virgin and non virgin jeans?

Good for warehouse work

>she's like a 7/10
zoomers have to standards

>part of cargo pants get caught on something as typical in warehouse
>cheap cargo pocket rips
>now have pair of cargo pants that is 90% operational

where do you buy those friend?

I have made some fake chad profiles. Sure you match with way hotter girls but you can't just fuck them easily either. I've had plenty tell me off or delete me from acting too cocky.

Not him, but you can find them on Amazon easily enough. They're like Chinos but less gay

link?

>acting too cocky.
You mean autism

4/10 means ugly
she's not ugly, just very ordinary

literally cope.

Is it possible to be /fa/ but not /fit/?

Just look at kpop idols

Imagine giving a shit what millionaires do with their own time. OP here is exhibiting major jealousy.
He likes to imagine if he had the same kind of money steve did, he'd be able to dress like the fancy lad he is at heart.
Steve is a grown ass man, but you come off as a barely grown woman

>asymmetric face
>face ridden with ache
>bizarre nose
>damp hair
>ordinary
let's not beat around the bush here, she's not attractive

>thinking skinny jeans faggotry looks fashionable instead of making you look like a fucking child who outgrew his pants

Are there any face exercises
>mfw I have shit vision
Fuck you faggot I'm as blind as a bat, the fuck you want me walking and bumping into shit

How very, uh, "fashion-conscious" of you, user...

have the updated version

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Im 19 years in and this has never happened to me.

>grown ass man
nigger
>he'd be able to dress like the fancy lad he is at heart.
kek

>Are there any face exercises
A lot of these guys would at least have some chance of doing fine if they didn't go so far beyond a lean athletic look to develop such a contrast between their bodies and their weak faces. Just more proof that autism is the greatest problem.

Some might have wanted to do exactly that but became gymrats

IDK, are you LARPing as a faggot, skinnyjeans?

Good work, mods.

it's like every one of them put in the big head cheat code

Have sex, incel.

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Literally me

Gain height

>Ryan would still get more *trashy pussy.
ftfy

>short sleeved shirt
You can only pull these off if you're a teenager or 6'2 and skinny

Only if you're tall and skinny or have a 9/10 face

>SEXcore
>docs

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I bet you're American. Got the same question at work when had a video conference. And he was fat as well.

I bet you're gay and had sex with him shortly afterward

how they fit, basically

Dont wear baggy jeans with lots of extra fabric. It just looks bad. Theres plenty of slim fit jeans that taper to your leg and look nice

>t.

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