What are you wanting/expecting the most?

Jesse makes a box

yeah, he's Skinny Pete

Jesse 3D printing a replica of the same machine gun Walt used in the finale and installing it in his trunk and driving around with it as a secret weapon

its this weird obsession with answering every single question thats posed nowadays "ohh jesse got away what did he do???" who the fuck cares, its the end, let it be ambiguous

Jesse perfects a new process for creating red meth. It's actually 99% chili powder but his clientele are satisfied with it. The feds don't bother pursuing him because they analyze his product and just laugh their asses off.

im expecting aaron paul to overact and for there to be a montage where he cooks meth while a pop song from the 60s/70s plays

Ambiguity fags can suck it.

or maybe the feds catch him and make him cook for them to topple some communist regime in south america, he ends up fucking the feds up and stays with some colombian cutie on the beach, the end

Jesse dies and, before being sent to Hell for his sins, is given one last opportunity to return to Earth and do more good than he did evil. He develops a bioweapon which devastates the entire planet and is sent to Hell, but becomes a lieutenant there.

>this guy is playing a character who is 26 at the end of the show.

Jesus Christ

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There is no trunk in an El Camino you dope

yo xbox enlarge head

Jesse decides to engage in local politics, because he's sick of the situation around him. He's surprisingly successful, and soon, he's mayor, then governor, then President of the United States of America. The moment he gets into office, he legalizes meth and becomes the richest person on the planet as a result. Walter just sits back and smiles with Mike, having cured cancer and death due to his research.

>Wanting
unironic kino
>Expecting
pretty good

Netflix will somehow fuck it up. Even the trailer I hate the lighting feels too glossy

Fuck. This guy is old.

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Jesse somehow makes it into the space program. He's selected for the first manned mission to Mars. Along the way, he's coerced by another astronaut to start committing crimes. He was already committing small crimes, anyway, but this astronaut wants him to sabotage the entire voyage.

in greggs?

If the movie is set in the present day, that makes his character 35. Pretty close to his real age.

Jesse is unwittingly put in charge of the large hadron collider and starts manufacturing black holes. Walt actually starts discouraging him from doing this at one point, but soon after reality is ended.

Jesse fucks a spic. Bold prediction I know.

Jane's corpse emerges from the ground, undead. It becomes an air traffic controller. It starts crashing planes into one another left and right just out of spite. Jesse is tasked with stopping it.

agreed. the camera work and lighting didn’t feel like Breaking Bad. fuck I’m so scared this is going to ruin the whole show.

Jane's dad is actually Q and he's been testing humanity again this whole time.

Jesse contemplates a li'l and figures out that "life" is an ancestor-simulation. He starts hacking the game, hard, to the point where he accesses real existence. He starts making meth there and makes a fortune.

Just, why?

ok this is epic

Netflix has no say in the matter you absolute retard.

Jesse discovers a thread on a website where people are speculating about what will happen to him in "El Camino". A certain user continues to make posts about him which don't accrue any responses. Jesse finds out where the user is and sneaks up on him from behind, wielding the most perfect, gigantic meth crystal he's ever produced. It gets bloody.

El Camino will be the Madoka Magica Rebellion of the Breaking Bad franchise
In other words, kino

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God the trailer sucks, decent looking poster tho, that official?

No I made it.

Jesse discovers a chemical process which allows him to transmute himself into Walt. He confronts the real Walt. Surprisingly, they fall in love with one another and stop making drugs. Unfortunately, their cancers spread through sex so they both die almost immediately.

Gray Matter invents a serum that allows human beings to fly! They can just launch themselves into the air, and the serum protects them from gravity or whatever other garbage science forces wouldn't allow a man to fly. They give it to Jesse and every other human being on the planet but dose Walt with an anti-serum which prevents him from ever flying. Walt seethes.

After Jesse dumps an experimental batch of meth into the open bed of his El Camino, it comes to life. Unlike "Carrie," though, and more like "My Mother the Car," it wants to help Jesse.

Jesse achieves transcendence and his spirit and mind take over every single thing on the planet. Every animal is Jesse. Every mineral is Jesse. Ever plant is Jesse. They all yell "bitch!" in their loudest possible voices (the plants and minerals vibrate it). God (also Jesse) smiles and nods.

That poster looks like absolute gimmick trash

The blue meth is an early form of compound V and Breaking Bad is a prequel to The Boys. Lydia survives Walt's murder attempt and founds Vought.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

second trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=D9Yph75cwcE

Jesse just decides to make a bunch of meth and start flinging the crystals as hard as he can, everywhere, wherever he goes. It just annoys people at first, but over time, his technique develops into a deadly art.

Jesse leaps up and down, repeatedly, for every single second of every episode of the entire series. Turns out, in the end, he thought the world was a trampoline.

I trust Vince/Peter, especially after Better Call Saul was kino.

He'd have been caught within a couple of hours at most. As he's driving away you can hear the sirens from the cop cars. Not much of a head start.

I think there's supposed to be a short time jump of a few minutes between his escape and the end when the cops arrive. It took Walter a few minutes to walk to the lab and he walked around for a little while in there too.

Far Future Jesse quantum leaps into Current Jesse, and changes the course of reality knowing what mistakes he made then.

got me

Jesse sadly attaches himself to a thread but completely fails and then gives up

>it's a movie
it's bound to be underwhelming, isn't it

All your posts are killing me

>complains about netflix
>defends better call saul in every thread, a show that has netflix plastered all over it

embarissing. fucking embarissing.

>subversion, brah

I'm pretty sure, and you can screencap this, that Jessie, despite being the titular figure, is barely going to appear in the movie at all.

It's mostly going to be "The search for Jessie pinkman"

Jesse and Walt unexpectedly encounter one another. Jesse tries to do a combo high-five/handshake/dap in the manner of the lower class. Walt has no idea what's going on and pulls a 9mm on him. Jesse hurls meth crystals straight into Walt's eyes using his expert technique and Walt falls to the ground, sobbing. Jesse explains that he was only trying to greet him, and Walt apologizes.

Jesse strolls right up to the camera. Droplet of sweat gets on the lens, he's so close. He states: "My real name is Aaron Paul, and NONE of this is real. It's entirely fictional." He then proceeds to drag Anna Gunn out into frame. "This woman, however, is ACTUALLY a whore!" He points at her and then leaves.

This shit didn’t need a movie. No one asked for this. Just let it fucking be at peace while it’s already other wildly successful spinoff rakes it in

Jesse becomes #1 on the Most Wanted list. He finds himself in the desert, out of gas, when fifteen black SUVs come out of nowhere and surround him. He ignites a lightsaber and sighs...

i saw the thumbail of the poster and i was like "hey is that sneaky pete?" then i couldn't fuckin remember what his name was...stinky pete?? fuck! no... then i read this thread and saw it was Skinny Pete. now i feel like a fucktard

That was a pretty fucking sad movie.

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Wasn't stinky pete a character from toy story?

hahaha yep, this little fuck

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Dude why are you being negative about a chance to see everyones favorite BB character in action again (Bitch! Lol). And anyway Aaron's been out of the public eye for long enough this will be his big break into the realm of A listers. You'll see this is gonna be the project that makes my career.

no action, and it might just be good.

Jesse deliberately holds back and controls the human species in order to guarantee their survival. Without him humans are liable to stagnate or kill themselves off. But he holds a tight grip on humanity until its need to grow and expand explodes.

He dies, and there's nothing to hold people in and they scatter across the universe (and perhaps other universes as well).

The final episode makes it concrete that Jesse left behind a legacy of tyranny, but he also guaranteed the infinite survival of the human species, though he had to sacrifice his humanity and his life to do so.

Jesse said יְהִי אוֹר

So this is why you tube is spamming me random breaking bad clips.

I have a sinking feeling that this might be the case

The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here, founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.

He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-bomb on the principal volcanos (incident 2) and then the Pacific ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged."

His name was Jesse. He used renegades.

Jesse packs some chaw into his mouth, lights a cigarette, and pulls off a vape before firing up a bong, lighting a meth pipe, and sniffing several different powders all arranged in different lines on a mirror. He drinks an entire litre of absinthe as he prepares to huff medical nitrous, and drops liquid LSD straight into his eyes. After popping mollys and boiling a spoon full of heroin and injecting it into his toes so the marks won't be too visible he turns his head and smiles. "Let's blargheldyrarf, Mr. White."

Made me smile

An experiment gone wrong places Jesse's mind into a lesser hominid's body. Even though he mostly ooks and throws feces within the cage Walter has had to construct to keep him contained, he can still sometimes manage to enunciate "bitch".

Jesse, having made millions from meth, decides to employ a skilled plastic surgeon in Thailand to transform himself into an actual female canine.

Jesse constructs an enormous vault structure and fills it with meth crystals, then dives into it as if it were water, at his pleasure.

People actually excited on another franchise getting milked and ruined.

I thought the audience started pushing back against this type of shit but apparently not.

dude references lmao

also if they had the balls, they would give a hint that Walter is alive and in jail. They don't have to say it or show it. Just a miniscule hint somehow

>a netflix original
>awful title
>literally nobody asked for this

it will 100% be trash