He wants to watch documentaries about old ass wars

>she just wants to watch edgy degenerate shit like von Trier

>she is on her phone the whole time after forcing me to watch this shit

>I finally get her to watch something good and she pulls my pants down to my ankles because she feels her attention monopoly threatened by kino

girls be like
>we have to watch this gay movie
then they on their phones the whole time

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>she wants to call watching a show browsing her phone for 10 minutes at a time before looking up and asking whats happening

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Shut up bitch I'm trying to watch a movie here!

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you're such an incel you're getting butthurt about the canon of a fucking meme lmao

they got the idea from their real lives

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I unironically enjoy Notting Hill, About A Boy and Four Weddings and a Funeral

>tfw went on a date with a film major who actually had kino taste in film
>tfw she told me she had a really good time and wanted to go out again
>tfw she ghosted me right afterwards

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Wojak is not bald, he has a buzzcut like all miserable slavic men.

it's not a "meme", jackass
>Wojak
not its name, never was, never will be. go browse encyclopediadramatica more because you refuse to lurk you piece of shit.

>i-it's not just a meme, I have a life I swear

>reading comprehension

Close enough

This ones better

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I wanna watch Captain Ron

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Where do I get a gf like this?

Sad frog became Pepe and feels guy became Wojak from that one comic series where they’re best friends but one of them ultimately has to kill the other. The only one I don’t understand is why the janny is a yellow dog

Who doesn't like films about spies? Bourne trilogy is amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=teIKBmYFw84

Because she looks like a decent woman worth being with.

Ahem

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Your old school tinder place for retired sluts turned "trad wives". Church.

because it's the janitor from arthur you retard

>Wojak from that one comic series where they’re best friends
no, it's from krautchan

he sounds like a keeper

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Idk. I had one that literally looked exactly like her at my job and we would flirt sometimes, had some pretty great memories together but I sperged out too much and she eventually just left without ever saying goodbye, and she had a boyfriend too. Thought about going around to the local hospitals to find her because she told me she worked at one

Soul
Soulless.

Pepe is his name from the source material retard.

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You know he doesn’t actually exist, right?

holy mother of BASED

>tfw no wojacquelyn gf

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Yikes!

HE BASED

A couple weeks ago I thought I heard her voice and I turned around and there was a girl that looked exactly like her from behind down this hallway. I swear it looked like she had blonde hair but then I looked again and it miraculously changed to brown and it wasn’t even her. When I thought it was her my heart started racing, I got so excited and then I was just crushed

>trad thot

yikes

>tfw this happened to me but I was the one that ghosted because she was very obnoxious

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thank you for your service, honkler

Schizo

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HE BASED
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A couple weeks ago I thought I heard her voice and I turned around and there was a girl that looked exactly like her from behind down this hallway. I swear it looked like she had blonde hair but then I looked again and it miraculously changed to brown and it wasn’t even her. When I thought it was her my heart started racing, I got so excited and then I was just crushed
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>trad thot

yikes
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>tfw this happened to me but I was the one that ghosted because she was very obnoxious
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thank you for your service, honkler
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Schizo

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Based

He does in my heart

One Yike

b a s e d

100% of slavic men are bald by the age 16

>watching movies
>he doesn't want to cuddle

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Based

>he's black

didn't expect such a based post in this thread

make her eyes blue

whomst is this brunette lass

>she texts me too much
>she wants to go to dumb restaurants
>her friends are annoying
>she gives toothy blow jobs
>no i don’t want to meet your mom

Jesus Christ leave us the fuck alone i just want to play vidya and smoke weed

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she looks like a rice cooker

m8

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Some russian youtuber.

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marina mogilko. she's a russian millionaire.

>clearly a female acceptance thread
Just hide the damn thread, retards.

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more like
>he wants to watch anything that's not a comedy

Why are women given so many rights and liberties in Western society? How do we undo this shit?

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>pretending dudes in Yea Forums care anything about that
Dude, this is the website that melted down a My Little Pony figurine by submerging it in rancid cum for a year and that bullied people left and right for the sake of it.
Yea Forums is the antithesis of that, and it's too late for millennials to pretend they are masculine in any way.

haha this is a funnny meme because there's so much inherent truth to it hahhaha omfg
fuck off nigger. all you think about is sex and women.
have sex, incel

Unbelievably fucking based in all regards

I AM A PRETTY PRINCESS DADDY. PRETTY PRINCESSES DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR TAMPONS

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Feels good to tell off a meme

She looks like she wouldn't enjoy my movies set in the Age of Sail but would watch them with me anyway.

How do I get a gf like this?

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>go browse encyclopediadramatica more
wew we've encountered a new breed of cringe. pls tell me more about your video essay on chris-chan and explain why you have knowyourmeme bookmarked

>all you think about is sex and women.
>have sex, incel
literal projection

why the fuck did you even text her RIGHT AFTERWARDS?

chrsit she's pretty cute

we start with your mom and do a 12-years-to-late abortion