Just so you guys know, this is 100% Boba Fett. >Nuh uh! Disney is super adamant that it's a bounty hunter wearing Mandalorian armor who also uses the same rifle that Boba Fett used in the Holiday Special, and also happens to carbonite freeze his bounties after realizing that it works really effectively! Oh, and the armor? It's washed out. Notice how it has no actual color to it and is just metal. Mandalorian armor has never been shown like that. Wanna know why it's washed out and ugly greyish-brown? No, not cause everything else in Disney Wars is washed out and brown, it's cause of the stomach acid from the Sarlacc. >But what about his jetpack? It broke before he went into the pit >But what about the Slave One? Someone probably stole it since Boba was presumed dead >But what about his iconic blaster? It was cut in half. >But why does nobody call him Boba Fett? Probably cause most people didn't know some random bounty hunter by name, so he was just referred to as The guy who wears Mandalorian armor
How are they going to explain him being played by Pedro Pascal and not Temura Morrison?
Joshua Roberts
Is Boba Fett now Mexican?
Isaiah Rivera
No dude he was like vomited out. It happened in like a million novels that Disney says doesn't exist, but they are literally doing it. Sarlacc pit don't eat no metal.
Jackson Phillips
After 1,000 years.
Nathan Bell
You're probably right. But what about his antenna?
Brody Walker
Hollywood is racist. Why do you think The Rock just played a fucking Samaon in the FaF movie? As long as they look similar, they're good enough.
Jose Smith
but did they get Temuera to play him? He already works for Disney, if they cast anyone else as Boba then that's a terrible shame
Samuel Gray
Melted off I guess. The only thing that would disprove OP is that the armor is slightly different. But then again, Disney has been """""updating""""" several old things, like the aliens.
>why do you think the Rock just played a Samoan Probably because The Rock is half Samoan
Ethan Young
He's half Hawaiin. Totally different.
Ethan Powell
SARLACC PITS CAN'T MELT MANDALORIAN ARMOR
Carter Rivera
>also happens to carbonite freeze his bounties it's fucking cannon that the only reason they did that to Han was because Bespin was a mining colony. Solo wasn't supposed to fucking survive it. That's what all the drama of the "I know" scene was about. These people really don't understand Star Wars at all. Fucking hell.
>Solo wasn't supposed to fucking survive it. And if Disney cares AT ALL about lore, then that's why only Boba Fett himself would ever do it again; after seeing Han survive, he'd realize it's pretty effective.
Hudson Price
isn't that panel in an MC Chris song?
Jacob Lopez
Oh shit, you're right lol.
Sebastian Cruz
>"Oh, they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is."
Jeremiah Anderson
>He's half Hawaiin. Totally different. His grandfather is pic related, a samoan who moved to hawaii.
Just remember: Clone Wars is fucking retarded for this reason as well. >That episode where Anakin, Obi Wan, Ahsoka, and several clones froze themselves in carbonite to get into a separatist base.
The Ugnaughts were the little bastards who ran bespins carbon freezing facility, and one of them is shown in the mandalorian trailer. This is like 10+ years after empire so maybe they branched out and sell their services/tech?
Why do people like Boba Fett. Yeah his armor was cool, but he did nothing then died like a bitch.
Dominic Ross
Can we ban this asshole?
Michael Green
>Yeah his armor was cool That's literally it. People cope and say shit like >H-he caught Han Solo! That makes him a badass! But no, it's just the armor.
Oh, I'm sorry, user. What about my post upset you?
Grayson Cook
I just realized the trailer for this came out and even though I used to be a fucking huge Star Wars fan I'm just too lazy to watch it.
Austin Lopez
Why did based Werner Herzog agree to do (((capeshit)))? I thought he was above this. I hope he at least got a fat paycheque.
Isaiah Roberts
>Solo wasn't supposed to fucking survive it.
Yes he was. Well, rather Vader HOPED he was, Vader's entire plan involved luring Luke into the Carbonite freezer, shimmying him up and then sending him off to the Emperor in captivity, and in the only captivity where he wouldn't need to physically injure him in some way to make it happen. Plan A was Lukeblock being presented to the Emperor, where do you think the "All too easy" quote came from? Sure, Han might have died, but in that case Vader just wouldn't use it, he just needed a test subject to make sure that his kid wouldn't die in the process.
The drama was that Han had no reason to think he would survive it since nobody else had ever done so.
Angel Lee
Yeah. Fixing the shit that was Kiwi Fett.
Kayden Martinez
>The Sarlacc found me somewhat... indigestible! K I N O
Dominic Nelson
It's unfair to include Star Wars in the capeshit umbrella. It used to be good, and capeshit is really just everything post-Iron Man (2008)
Justin Nguyen
Never talks and never takes his mask off would have been great, but no actor but Urban would agree to go along with that.
Owen Hughes
What time period does this movie take place in? All of Disney's spin-off nu-wars films that aren't part of the Rey trilogy are in the OT era. There's no movies for example, set in the Old Republic, which would be kino. So it makes sense he's Boba Fett.
Kayden Kelly
most of the stories are he used his grapple cord to climb out and thermal dentinatored the sarlacc, still no thats not fett
Jaxon Lopez
Ya but does that mean old English guy or baybe Maori
Why do you even care at this point? The show will be total trash.
Lincoln Gray
The first Star Wars movie (A New Hope) is pure capeshit and anyone who has a brain and sees it without being clouded by nostalgia or childhood wonder will agree. The only Star Wars movies that rise above capeshit-ness are Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith, but even they at the end of the day are capeshit genre, just happen to be GOOD capeshit, like The Winter Soldier. Capeshit doesn't have to be literally superhero movies to be capeshit-ish. For example, every James Bond movie is capeshit.
Levi Cox
>Why did based Werner Herzog agree to do (((capeshit)))? I thought he was above this. He was a recurring character in pic related.
I have a question for you OP... who cares if it’s Boba Fett? It’s going to be another Disney turd floating in the shirt filled toilet that is Disney Star Wars. I don’t care if it’s Boba Fett, a nobody, or zombie Han Solo in the armor I’m not watching.
John Ortiz
>The only Star Wars movies that rise above capeshit-ness are Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith 10/10 taste.
James Brown
Omg wao bobb fett i love star wars agaon now
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>What time period does this movie take place in? 5 years after battle of endor.
It seems to be a story about the empire practicing scorched earth as they fall back to the outer rim, and purge planets they can no longer control. This was the same theme that the battlefront 2 campaign followed (which is disney canon).
Joseph Sanchez
thats pretty racist to assume all ugnaughts are cloud city carbon freezing workers
Matthew Thompson
where the fuck do you get off calling metalocalypse capeshit?
Hunter Long
They did the shit jobs. They worked in carbon freezing and trash recycling, which the wealthier humans all lived clean and comfy lives.
Joseph Rivera
yeah and IG-88 was killed by Dash Rendar at Ord Mantell
Hunter Miller
I didn't, I am just saying he has had a lot of free time on his hands. He was on parks and rec too.
Ryan Bennett
>Emperor dies and Deathstar 2 blows up >Better just nuke all our own shit and run away Disney's explanation for the state of the galaxy in the sequels is so fucking retarded
Jack Young
A proper stuntman would have been the perfect choice had they gone this route: strong and confident body language, can do his own stunts and help coordinate or improvise the planned stunts, doesn't need to be seen or heard so it could be anybody that fits the build, etc. Stuntmen already don't care about the limelight, so no need to have a cliche face ending face reveal to soothe the actor's egoism either.
Scorched earth is a very valid tactic in military history.
Elijah Walker
Doesn't matter who they start the show with as the Mandalorian, everyone knows they get killed off in the first episode and some other random chick becomes the REAL Mandalorian. And it's going to be perfection
There was zero reason to employ it in this instance though. The Empire still controlled the entire galaxy. Someone else could have taken command and set about fighting the rebels.
Jaxson Robinson
The continuation of the Galactic Civil War from legends made too much sense, so of course it was dropped. Not saying there wasn't dumb shit in it, but the overall state of the galaxy was believable, unlike the resistance vs first order.
Adam Adams
At the end of jedi even Corusant is celebrating the death of the emperor. Many imperial worlds had rebel outbreaks almost instantly, even in the pre-disney expanded universe.
When a resource rich world declares independence do you just withdraw your garrisons peacefully, and let them start mass producing X-wings for your enemy? Fuck no, you burn it all and fall back to territory you can hold onto easier.
Ian Walker
I hope the fall of the Empire is just a backstory and not the major events of the film, because as much as I'd like for the degenerate /lgbt/ fanfiction that was Star Wars: Aftermath to be declared non-canon, having a movie centred around the battles ending the Empire and without Luke, Han, and Leia, would just feel wrong.
Also, I thought we were always led to believe that the Empire kinda collapsed on it's own after the Emperor and Vader died, and Death Star II blew up?
Christopher Gray
oh yea werner seems to just do shit he wants and then occasionally picks up hollywood jobs like this for the fat paycheck so he can continue to do w/e the fuck he wants
Jace Gomez
that is what is happening. This is on a shit world that is falling apart and the empire is struggling to keep the population in order. it looks like death troopers are deployed by a desperate imperial officer or governor.
Camden Ramirez
No, IG-88 was killed by wedge when he blew up Deathstar 2
Josiah Turner
Sounds kino. I hope one day we get a Warhammer 40K movie.
Brayden Cox
He doesn't have a kiwi accent, he has a slight Hispanic accent in the leaked scene.
Austin Peterson
I want Dash back you mouse fucks!
Dylan Phillips
I'll watch it for the thicc rebel heavy trooper, with a proper WW2 german MG heavy blaster, as god intended.
Guy, have you not seen any of the new Star Wars movies? If there is some way that they could make an interesting connection between this movie and the originals, then you can rest assured that they will not do it. These movies have had zero indication that the writers have even seen the original movies or give a shit about making them interesting. It's going to be some bulldyke with no relevance and nobody will remember what this was even about after a month or two.
Chase Cook
Rogue one was the closest we have seen to making this kind of connection. it was the best of the nu-wars so far but I am hopeful mandalorian will surpass it.
Ayden Young
Mandalorian is a woman, look at how it moves
Elijah Miller
He's using the money to fund his own movie
Zachary White
It was faggot shit shill cock sucker
Landon Lewis
Yea Rogue One was decent for a side-story. I don't think they did a good job but at least they didn't take a shit on the audience like with the others.
I think so too. They are going to go for the big feminist moment when everyone is thinking, 'this guy is so badass!'. Then she takes off her mask and says, I'M A WOMAN SHITLORDS! and pauses so the audience can do a standing ovation. It's scary how good I'm becoming at predicting the future.
Christopher Stewart
He escaped after having an existential chat about the meaning of life with the hivemind of its previous victims.
>I'll watch it for the thicc Retarded zoomer nigger
Austin Gray
Boba Fett never caught Han Solo. He was cornered by the imperials in bespin and bobba Fett merely transported his frozen ass to jabba.
Anthony Price
They briefly show him out of the armor in the trailer, that is him on the speeder bike.
Julian Clark
Who fucking cares
Camden Myers
Why is Carano so purrfect?
Angel Thompson
I want her to tie me up and fist me up to her elbow.
Jacob Brown
boba was the one who tracked him and called in vader, which never made any fucking sense to me, why not capture him and then just take him to vader, thats what he does for a living why this time does he call his employer and ask him to come do it for him, does he call up jabba when he finds a bounty and waits for the cavalry?
Isaiah Myers
120034570 >purrfect why is every zoomer a cuck or a faggot
Nathan King
This guy knows his star wars.
Grayson Ross
the old chestnut "nah he escaped using a thermal detonator" was my first exposure to hyper-autism when I was just a teen in the 90s
Bentley Fisher
Prove he died in the Sarlacc pit.
Jayden Miller
Boba Fett was the one who followed the Millenium Falcon to Bespin.
Gavin Murphy
The sarlacc burped after it ate him.
Jayden Ross
Han was displayed in Jabba's palace for years, a place frequented by bounty hunters. One of the most notorious smugglers getting frozen in carbonite and displayed alive for years would probably make the trend of carbonite freezing way more popular with bounty hunters.
Noah Rivera
Because Boba Fett is a useless terrible character overrated by manchildren who only think he's cool because of his armor. Here's what Boba Fett amounts to:
>ugly stupid kid who watches his dad get owned >can't even catch his own bounty >gets knocked to his death by said bounty while he flails around blindly like a fucking Three Stooges short
Even Jar Jar is a better character than Boba Fett.
