Japanese ""cinema""

That worked out real well for Germany. World was fucked before they tried to troll America.

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What's the movies name? I wanna watch it just because it's so weird.

So they say 'oi' cause it's cool and euro or what?

Look at how lifeless that kiss is. She doesn't even try to kiss him back. No wonder everyone there is a virgin.

I only get off to anime, faggot

What site do you think you're posting on

Go spam your forced meme elsewhere. This is a thinly veiled japkino recommendation thread.

For me it's Aimi Yoshikawa

>i wanna watch 'cause it's so silly haha
>you know i wouldn't actually watch it legitimately haha

pls don't shame me over a message fren, this is the only place I have where I can rest

Sorry fren, feel free to watch your Japanese humor movie.

wow this girl is cute, would totally marry and slightly westernize

My preference? It's gotta be Yu Shinoda

Post more.

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How wet was she?

>posting anime live adaptations

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What's this movie's name so I can avoid it. Is it some Miike/Sono crap?

What movie is this?

Dont ever put Miike in the same league as Sono

Is this what an incel fantasy looks like?

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Admit it, you smiled and that's the purpose of this scene.

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fpbp

What's the target audience for this...whatever it is

women

fucking kek but Pearl Harbor was a mossad false flag

>Look mom, I posted it again!

They're both shit.

pretty sure she's korean

Name of the movie, IMDB link plz too

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>Bombed Pearl Harbor
That was literally the jews, burgerboi

>making fun of Japanese culture for a comedic scene aimed at females
You guys are really stretching.

>japanese ""cinema""

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Are the Japanese the only human asians?

Nigga's got some crazy blood pressure, she's doing him a favor. He was going to die pretty soon.

Samurai were based tho

Japanophiles (weebs) seething

>japanese directed by a mexican "cinema"

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salsa

At least in japan you can be aggressive with a female and not get accused of rape.

u mad bro is still just u mad bro no matter what new lingo you use.

it just proves, because you posted it first,
that u mad, bro

that guy looks cool
i know hes probably pure japanese but still i dont know why hapas are so angry all the time
asians can pull off a lot of cool styles AND they dont have fucking balding genetics

>japanese """""cinema""""

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Wouldn't it have made more sense to land then kick him up/back in order to knock off his pendant?

this guy looks cool though. Not from his clothes but from his posture and face. looks like he's a go getter

logic has left the chat

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>they literally have same faces

The boy looks more like a girl than the girl

>japanese ""cinema""

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Look up William Forbes Sempill. High ranking Brit royalty/serviceman basically built up their capabilities and gave them secrets that let them do the attack. Brits including Churchill knew, didn't tell the US. Didn't punish him. He received decorations for it.

This is literally anime irl lol
Why would they think it's a good idea to try to replicate that instead of humanizing it

based, FUCK WEEBS

I've seen this, it's quite old and I don't remember the title, but I'll save you some time user and tell you right now that its fucking booring as all hell and not worth it even for softcore porn scenes (Which there is a few)

simple as

Some of yall act like you never been this dude in the back and it shows
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FPBP

SOURCE?

ok that caught me off guard, what movie

ty user

The reactions are off. Japanese cinema is trash.

>woman beats up a man
SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH

julia

never mind, title is in the post
also has a good rating even on rt which aren't too kind to nip movies unless it's an established serious director

Watch Great Teacher Onizuka 2012, SP, and 2014. It's basically the Japanese version of Dangerous Minds. Only fault is that it could be too corny sometimes and "friendship is power" meme but overall good stuff and a good/funny protagonist. If you like him, you'll like the show.

Supposedly the original 1998 one is better but I started with the remake because of two actresses I know that are in it and wanted to see them act so I can't say.

Also the messages in the episodes are directed at high schoolers but they apply to a lot of us here lol and the kids are as jaded and are constantly trying to get rid of janny(their teachers).

lol! Us channers.

You could use a good helping of the show :)

I'm VERY jaded and yes, these jannies because us channers.

The 98 version was less cartoonish, had better acting and a touching ending. The 2014 had more contemporary issues being tackled which I liked.

Or more accurately, GREITO TEECHA ONIZUKA!!

>ACCB F
Can anyone crack this code?

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>japanese "cinema"

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>The 98 version was less cartoonish
That's a good thing. When I started the first episode I was thinking it would be too cringey but it got better by the end. I learned to enjoy the comedy and later on found it funny. I only just finished 2012 and am watching SP 1 right now. Season 2 has Ayaka Miyoshi and Airi Matsui who are the reason I started it in the first place because they were in Sakura Gakuin with the members of Babymetal in 2010/11.

Glad to hear 2014 is better, I figured the second season wouldn't be able to top the first because I had no idea where they would go with it(pls don't tell me I don't like any spoilers whatsoever).

Another Cunny Compilation Board Fuckery

they get married because japan leagalizes gay marriage

Movie?

Flowers of Flesh and Blood

imagine living in a country where every single piece of media just shits out products to gratify the fantasies of incels who were losers in high school

Yes. I do enjoy movies, even foreign ones.

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> The guy in the yellow jacket who's scared out of his mind after witnessing the level of autism on display

>the newfag who puts a space after his memearrow

Based and gaijin pilled

Babel. Kinda Ok movie. It tried pretty hard to get an Oscar. Not a bad movie, just not a must-watch.

> The guy who gets baited by that and "reddit spacing"

You got dabbed on faggot. Now tell me a good japanese film.

>reddit spacing
god damn summerfag queers

Oh SHIT, this guy's one of us.

It's not "baiting" when you do it unintentionally you retard. You're like the woman who says something and gauges reactions afterwards to decide if it was a joke.

based aikaposter

I love Japanese cinema.

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Do Japanese really?

>not censored

how is that possible

What is wrong with this country???

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based

She was banned from Japanese Cinema for that scene loll

Japs are crazy

Holy shit imagine the flack this would get if they tried to release it in the west
Do they fall in love in the end?

Wait they banned the actress? What about everyone.elae involved?

>Haha let's turn domestic abuse into a comedy

Wtf Japan

The production was in charge of a Mexican Director and an American company.

When the Japanese found out about her scene they hated her completely, and ban her to make movies in her country, showing the vagina in Japanese culture is a matter of honor or some shit like that.

only good thing about Babel is its soundtrack, and it doesn't even use the best song in a good way.

Bruce Lee was Chinese

Looks like she still did things like Terraformars.

twilight and 50 shades got made.

This

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and yet he marries her

stockholm syndrome?

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At least it's fun and homogenous, and no forced diversity garbage.

These things are based off of their own culture, so even if you fucks don't understand their humor, they do. All of it is imbibed in their history, down to Kabuki and theatre. What is Amercan cinema? 50% porn and 50% flashing colors and toilet jokes??????

based

>showing the vagina in Japanese culture is a matter of honor or some shit like that.
yeah this is half of the reason why the porn censor will never go away
part of the reason why girls are okay with going into porn is because the censors protect their pussi

how much of a faggot weeb do you have to be to defend this garbage?

holy based fuck weebs

I would kabe her don if you know what i mean

what's wrong with ran?

>At least it's fun and homogenous, and no forced diversity garbage.
>
>These things are based off of their own culture, so even if you fucks don't understand their humor, they do. All of it is imbibed in their history, down to Kabuki and theatre.
based

>What is Amercan cinema? 50% porn and 50% flashing colors and toilet jokes??????
cringe

>At least it's fun and homogenous, and no forced diversity garbage.
/pol/cel weebtards, everyone.

Are you defending hollywood shoving BMWF into every fucking movie?

i liked it. some of the stories were interesting and kinda emotional, for example the one from the clip, with the mute girl. i would recommend it

A black couple in a decent movie > a japanese couple in this stupid shit