Dude, I don't want to have any responsibilities

Really persuasive argument you fucking mouth breather.

God I wish I could be a NEET

Totally this.

who /cubejockey/ here

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>a lot of time fucking around
>implying

Nothing easier than becoming a neet

Imagine being so entranced by the wagecuck lifestyle that you think sitting in a cubicle is a responsibility.

>28 and live with parents
>complete depressive failure, could barely function in university so never finished degree, bounced around jobs until found one that I've had for a few years but still only making minimum wage
>basically only allowed to stay here because I have a job and am paying for utilities, etc
I really want to become NEET but I would for sure get kicked out and I doubt I could afford rent somewhere on just autismbux

Go hobo

>movie about horrors of office work and drudgery
>having a mediocre job, a bad gf and your own normally sized modest apartment
>can't even find a job nowadays and apartments are $2200 a month in my city

reee

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That's a pretty comfy setup desu

But how will I access my Yea Forums and hangs with my Yea Forumsros?

That looks amazing

you weren't answering your cell phone! we thought you died, we gonna send a search party out to come an get ya! hahaha but anyway here's the deal, I'm gonna need this whole thread to come in on saturdayyyy niiight.

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How much for one of these btw? (asking for a friend)

why aren't toilets' like this?

>T. Never had a construction job

>"Why didn't you check your emails, user? You should have them open at all times if a client contacts you"
I never asked for this

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t. guy who has never held a hammer

Surprisingly affordable actually.

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so thats only for the monitor stand since it says works with any recliner which is probably double the pirce

public libraries

I guess it depends on where you live, in this place there are some places with free wifi.

Hey buddy fuck you

Why the fuck would you want to have responsibilities? Are you a masochist?

WE CAN GO DEEPER

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>u
>your instead of you're
what the fuck is up with all the underage twitter nigger speak on Yea Forums lately

We've literally been colonized by underage Twitter black kids. Why do you think there's so many cumbrain and BLACKED threads?

Starbucks have gone full cucked and will basically never kick anybody out, even hobos who don't buy anything, out of their stores. Just hang in there all day.

>BLACKED threads

Unironic cucks make those threads, not little niglets. Don't delude yourself, there are tons of pathetic individuals who spend their time trying to push their deranged fetish through shitposting on Yea Forums

I bet it's cheaper to buy welding machine + metal + seat + welding for dummies video course.

It's probably cheaper but sounds dangerous and I'm legitimately retarded and would probably gravely injure myself.

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welding is easy if you're not retarded

relatable

Welding really is easy, you would not believe some of the stories I could tell you about the legitimate 80 IQ individuals I work with

>gen Xers aren't lazy faggots.
lol

Maybe I will take up welding then, sounds kind of fun and creative.

This looks amazing. That's some supervillain shit.

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I wish I had a cubicle like him. I hate my open office plan it makes it really hard to focus with autism.

stop not being promoted
if you haven't earned an office by know kys

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being a cubicle cuck is basically advanced neetdom
you spend all day on the computer anyway, so why not get paid 5x what neets earn by doing it in a cubicle? you spend maybe 2 hours doing actual work (typing) max
the only difference is you can’t browse Yea Forums, so you have to use kiwifarms

a neet like OP will never understand this movie

This is why contractors are bonded and insured.
Standing and fucking around on a site is like throwing money away. You will also get fired quicker than shit.

I mean really, what's the problem? Having a real job and responsibilities and all that fuckin blows

true, welding is pretty easy and kinda fun, a child could learn to oxy weld in an afternoon

Well, I hope you're not a welder.

You see, user already told you he was retarded.

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>donations
What

people older than 35 so out of touch with what is going on right now with the job market/economy.

It's referring to stuff like Twitch and Patreon.

>donations

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When you visit a prostitute, she refers to her pay as 'donations', because selling sex is illegal in most places

>calls others lazy
>too lazy to finish the movie

>t. Never had a trade job

>donations
lmao

>getting triggered over auto correct and simple grammar

I have a feeling the main consumers of “Blacked” are not POC’s

All of that is just ridiculous

>thinking the hardest part of building that is running a few beads

Not on MY construction sites, you little shit.
That's why I like Mexicans. They work and they don't think they're too good to do manual labor.

>Work as a construction inspector.
>Spent the past two months hanging out in the jobsite trailer playing DOOM.
>Go out for maybe an hour each day to walk around the site and shoot shit with the foreman.

Granted, not all projects are like this, but I relish them when they are.

Post your office you larping fag

It’s not. It fucking sucks. If you can tig and get into a shop building chassis or art or some shit it may not be too bad. Welding itself is fun. The work environment blows and the guys you work with are a breed of there own. Biggest assholes I ever met was when I was a welder.

who would. we threw away living wity simplicity for a sterile, prisoners 3xistence unabomber was right. we ve drowned ourselves in cope.

>tfw no cubicle

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>Rent:825
I live in a medium sized city in the Midwest and this price is the bare minimum you would have to spend to not live in a shithole. Larger cities, even out here, you are either dodging gunshots or commuting an hour or two each way to work. Places like California, I assume would fetch a refrigerator box in an alley for that price.
>donations
Huwhat? Who writes this shit?!

roommates

>Hot desking (sometimes called "non-reservation-based hoteling") is an office organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical work station or surface during different time periods.[1]

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Have you worked for a corporate office? It fucking sucks. The smallest of minds yet the biggest of egos pervade throughout

>wageslaves rationalizing their slavery

top kek every time

>Making $100,000 to have roommates

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>kiwifarms
That's just somethingawful for people who can't afford somethingawful accounts. Kiwifarms sucks dick, why would I go there.

>employment
>slavery
Pick one, retard

Step it up into underwater welding for the sweet cash. 8 month life expectancy, but sweet cash. They train prisoners to do it in some places because nobody else wants to

Internet: 20

Fuck this shit.

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You don’t understand. That poster has started a multi million dollar business that now runs itself. He’s retired at 25 and gets sniz on the reg.

>100000
JUST GO IN WITH YOUR BEST SUIT AND A HANDSHAKE!

>8 month life expectancy
what the hell
Do they get electrocuted or what?

>t. man who's never worked a construction job

I did labor work before I graduated college. It's a lot easier to gold brick in a white collar job.

looks more like a sleepstation

Water ghosts.

I had a friend watch this in high school and he tried to follow the message. He failed high school lmao

>rent: 825
Sure, if you want to live in a 30 plus year old apartment infested with cockroaches, hoodrats and illegals.

God I wish I was rich. Zero G shitposting, what a time to be alive.

>what are inspections
You get what inspect, not our fault if the fuck head inspector approves it. Also most construction jobs pay shit, you want better quality pay more. As the saying goes “If you pay peanuts you get monkeys”

all these guys saying construction workers don't fuck off constantly lol. they must have been scaffold builders or some shit trade

>it's a fetish to want to see women pleased
"incel" gets thrown around a lot here but you're the real deal

what qualifications do you need to have a office job sounds nice working by just sitting and typing stuff.

>apartments are $2200 a month in my city

what the fuck

It's the coastal experience

37yo millennials who's never had a real job
AMA

>Tfw make 110k at 23 and love very frugally

It honestly doesn’t even feel like I make that much.

Anything sort of dangerous that happens on the surface is 10x as dangerous underwater. Tank failures, electrocution, bunch of stuff like that.

In retrospect, we x-geners are the right balance between boomers and millenials/zoomers.

For how long? He will be bored by the second year.

You are still poor, 110k is chump change

This guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

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Engineering.

t. engineer

>you can't browser Yea Forums
what is a phone retard

>a reason to post Delta P kino
youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

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Fake. If they were making 100k a year they would have free health insurance benefits with their employer

kino

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And why should you want responsibilities? Because the tv says that's what makes a man?

The guy runs his own tutoring business

I don't think that figure is real, but it is really dangerous. You are in a chamber that is so pressurized that if any small hole appears your body will be sucked through a hole the size of a pin. It happened to 5 divers before. Explosive decompression. Basically, it's extremely dangerous, and the death itself will be horrifying and painful.

50,000
Rent: 540 (room mate)
Internet: 120
Phone: 20
Gas: 40
Utilities: 130
Dining out: 200
Groceries: 300
Car insurance: 50
Video games: 100
Misc: 100
1600

delta-P event, electrocution, decompression sickness, lots of shit. pretty much anything that can go wrong while diving with the additional danger of being electrocuted, getting sucked into a pipeline through an inch-wide crack you didn't see (or inadvertently caused), experiencing explosive decompression like those dudes on the Byford Dolphin rig, or simply getting clamped to that pipeline by delta-P instead of being sucked into the crack completely and you just sit there and wait to die of asphyxiation when your air supply runs out (or drown when the company gives the order to cut off your line).

He had a terrible, emasculated job working for a soulless corporation that viewed him as a replaceable worker ant.
There's a difference between wanting to be fulfilled in your life and career and wanting to be a bum.
He ended up being a construction worker where he can express his masculinity, exercise and work in the sun.

Can you really just go and be a construction worker in the US? Here it’s basically a gated profession where you have to spend thousands in cash and hundreds of hours getting a bunch of really specific certificates

You don't even have to be a citizen, ese.

The offshore oil and gas industry is actually incredibly safe. Shit like roofing is more dangerous because you're working around a bunch of unprofessional Mexicans. The worst diving incident I saw first hand was an explosive decomression of a diving bell when it was returning to surface. The o-rings for the port holes weren't the correct size and gave out. None of the divers in the bell died and they avoided getting bent by just lowing the bell again. Diving was bad in the 80's, but it isn't the 80's any more. If you consistently kill divers you wont win any contracts.

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You need to go outside more lmao

Yeah when you're in a job that's not slathering endless quantities of liquid on things sometimes the bosses mess up and don't get your crap to the job site on time and you have down time.

>Let go of mouse
>Slides down
>Falls to the floor if wireless

>welding machine
retards get out

But you yourself witnessed first hand an explosive decompression that could have been deadly, and how long did you work there? I believe you that it's safe, relative to some other work, but come on, don't call it safe.

That's every city, big and small.

>if the building collapses the firm is at fault, not the actual guys who built it.
I have never worked in the construction industry, but I guarantee you nothing in life works that way. The firm may be initially responsible, but they will do a thorough investigation and sue your ass to the ends of the Earth, if you did anything wrong.

>House cleaner
>$30
Did he hire his mom?

Oh God yes

My point with the explosive decompression story is that most people literally have no idea what they're talking when they throw around the term. They think it's a hollywood sci-fi tier event. Workplace hazards to not make a job inherently unsafe when you have stringent HAZID/HAZOP procedures and a really strong industry wide safety culture. Hell, when you take in a commute and sedentary lifestyle, office work is probably more dangerous.

I make 14000 a year
- 3900 this year for insurance
- half my free time devoted to taking care of elderly family members
- only have job thanks to nepotism
- no skills
- no degree, only an associates and not doing college right now anyways
I wish I could relate to this movie desu

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yeah I dont know where these guys are getting the idea that construction is some slave driving shit. Ive never worked commercial, maybe it's different there but residential and industrial you'll sometimes work 5 hours in a 12 hour shift.

Yeah, it's like airplanes, or space travel. Since going to extreme places is just inherently dangerous, industries based around putting people in those places take safety very seriously. This usually makes them relatively safe, but relative is the key word. And it also has to factor in that a death in that situation would be one of the most terrifying and painful that you could have. So that raises the fear factor.

just secure it with a string or something

>21000
>450 rent
>87 interwebs
>100 food
>100 funbux
>300 retirement savings
>83 emergency savings
assuming my takehome works out to 1120 a month (after insurance, etc.) and i didnt get any overtime, this is approximately where my money goes. utilities are rolled in to the rent, various subscription fees are rolled into 'interwebz'. funbux and food can slide one way or the other.

is "donations" a code word for hookers

Why do whites make this face?

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that's the monthly electric bill for the vacuum cleaner

ah-bloo-bloo

>It's a lot easier to gold brick in a white collar job.
This.
>mfw my work output on a Friday is no different even if I'm not hungover

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>simply stating Blacked target audience is not black makes a statement about sexuality
Projection: the post

Oh also
- Have a disorder thats low/no impact on life itself but means I can't do medium/high level physical labor or exercise so no trade jobs
- Still doesn't qualify as disability

>relative
yeah, relative to everything. when you have a strong safety culture and processes in place your job is much safer overall, regarless of how bad things could turn out. its just when things have the potential to go very wrong and it skews people's perception. complacency or lack of processes leads to incidents, not the inherent danger of the environment.

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good luck getting out of that

Library.

Oh yeah, this. You can get free water and A/C, internet and bathroom access from 5am to 8pm for free.

>hog and pig farming
they fucking EAT you if you fall down in the pen.

He didn't care about his old job because it made him miserable: bosses were passive-aggressive assholes, coworkers were obnoxious, they made people work on the weekends, etc.

Fuck this movie for popularizing the meme that cubicles are bad. Now every office is trying to go open or some shit where what little privacy and noise reduces a cubicle offered is now gone.

Roommates are the first thing to avoid in any situation. Even the best roommate situations are pretty shitty--TVs always occupied, and I remember being able to tell when my housemate had jerked off the night before--the leftover urine in the toilet had more bubbles than usual.

In that you are insanely out of touch and good for nothing? Yeah.

I cant imagine having a job, its such a strange, alien concept to me.

its to reduce individuality and normalize collectivism. you're not a person, you're a bee in a hive.

This is basically my philosophy of life. Though I would kill for my own cubicle and just deal with a computer and no phones or customers.

Though I have NEETed for 13 years and worked for only one year, I now realize I am too aspie to survive in a front-line job.

I also realized I could only tolerate three days a week and could still make that work financially. I already know I wouldn't want to be promoted to anything full-time and get more headaches and responsibility for a comparatively minimal raise.

Considering how shit our wages and purchasing power is, there is no point in investing much in a so-called career now. The juice is not worth the squeeze anymore. I want some free time, as well as being able to put some money away for the future. I just want a quiet life.

>Income 743.33 per month neetbux and rent assistance

>Rent 528.41
>Internet 43.45
>Electricity 28.00
>Gas 10.00
>Council Tax 7.03
>Travel 3.20

>Remainder/Food 123.24 (could save 20-40 out of that)

Still better than living with your parents, but yeah, not as glamorous as some sitcoms portray it.

Guys, I just got promoted. I don't know what you do for a living but I love my job. Sure sometimes my manager can be a fucking tool and sometimes upper administration has no fucking clue as to what is happening below them but getting a fatty paycheck every two weeks and then being able to drink it away is what life is all about

I dont know about you, but I felt more like shit when i wasting away doing nothing and I did that from age 22-29

That chart’s actually so absurd that it’s too much to refute at once.

>Monitors, pivot left and right
The comma gives that line a much more ominous inflection

Sometihngawful is full of trannies and pedos kiwifarms makes fun of

kys richard

Bitch I'm all but homeless and I spend $5 a week on food.
>bulk rice, bulk beans all the way
>some tomatoes or other veg if I feel fancy
>sometimes meat if I really want to treat myself

Not only is welding easy but it gives you an excuse to watch old training video kino
youtube.com/watch?v=MTzYKTMcmJo
youtube.com/watch?v=gN9FnvLWgFM

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Get Security+ IT cert

horrific

>Leaves an office for manual labor
What a fucking idiot
>But you're not using muh hands
Get a hobby and join a gym

>tfw everyone in my social circle makes 100k+
>look online everyone acting like 50k good money
Is America really this poor?

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50k is good money if you dont live in some coastal hellhole

>Construction workers spend a lot of time fucking around
Sopranos is not real life

This. I'm from the south and I don't understand people from here who move to California. That's literally saying "I want to be poor".

5/10 bait. All these grizzled blue collar Yea Forums posters are having none of it

Every time I drive by a construction site it's always one or two men doing a task, and a group of other men just watching them lmao.
Salty replies know it's true.

>sucked through
Incorrect.

superchats and gamer girl peepee

This. And they spend weeks on finishing what would take days. I dont blame them tho, I would do the same.

Was for a couple of years before I went back to school. Part of me misses dicking around after finishing all the work I had to do for the day at 10am

Unions force you to. They get pissed if you work too fast

Did you get the email? What email? The one Karen sent 5 minutes ago.

all these 90s movies like Office Space and American Beauty and Fight Club don't really resonate with (comparatively) impoverished millennials.

In awe at the eyebrows on this lad. Magnificent

Kiwifarms has tranny mods

>I don't want to pay my employees what they're worth, but also expect them to do more than what I'm paying them for
>W-why don't they care about this business as much as I do?
This is the mind of the entitled boomer.

>smaller startup
Yeah, I'm sure he'd enjoy working 60 hours a week for some broke ass motherfuckers.

i think that was the original ending. he had some boss come over and start bitching at him about something and the cycle continued.

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Its not that hard to have an email client open

>Tfw tech is now dominated by pajeets and racist chinks hired by jewish HR who will never hire white males