Why does Yea Forums hate them?

>according to science
Of course the racist homophobe has a double digit IQ

White men > dogs > white women > cats > other "humans" > Yea Forums posters

Yeah I'm thinking that's based

Only subhumans hate dogs.

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wtf i love lovecraft now

Know who hates dogs? Brown people and söys

>ranking women above cats
incel

I don't hate them.
I hate their owners, such cringy faggots.

zoomer niggers keep trying to push this dog shit here, Yea Forums will always belong to cats.

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imagine being so beta you a) can't take rejection from a cat and b) have never bonded with one

all pets are based except the majority of birds

based
cringe

t. worm

What about black dogs?

i can understand if you don't like all dogs but also don't like cats
But if you hate dogs and like cats, thats a true sign of being a pathetic incel beta.

Cats are literally for homosexuals and women. Dogs are for men.

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based mlord

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only nigger like dog

oh is that you in the pic? lol

you're not a man until you have raised a dog to be obedient. They are loyal and happy to see you no matter the instance.
Cat fags on the other hand are use to being cucks

based secretary bird poster

Dogs are the white mans animal.

literally my favorite animal but dont want something that
>kills both mongooses and cobras
>posts up outside brush fires to eat the other lesser animals that are fleeing
>is two apex predators at the same time
as a pet

All pets are for children and people who crave companionship but aren’t confident enough to meet people they like so instead they win the easy loyalty/affection of an animal
>inb4 dogs have practical purpose
Not 99% of them, you aren’t fucking fox hunting, you aren’t a police officer, your dog won’t actually stop a serious intruder

why haven't you even managed to move out of home yet?

Dog's
>Hunting dogs
>Farm dogs
>K9 police dogs
>Guard dogs
>Dog actors
>seeing eyed assistance dogs
>Dogs who find missing people with smell
>Rescue dogs
>Sled Dogs
>Family pet
>Most loyal companion and friend

Cats
>Shit in a box and ignore you
>Only effeminate pussies like them

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because white women are fucking them instead of 4channel incels

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Imagine having a cat that you let live in your home and you spend money to feed for but it doesn't give a single shit about you, the ultimate cuck

based

>You're so filled with onions and toxoplasmosis from your feline overlord you can't possibly imagine that I have taken my dog hunting
>So emotionally damaged and withdrawn can't comprehend companionship with a dog
lmao beta fag

source?

Dogs are for people with families. Cats are for fat people and feminists who live in basement apartments.

with your sisters cunt?

>most loyal companion and friend
Massive cringe
Dogs are based as practical animals that have practical roles in human society but your best friend being a barely intelligent animal that has been bred for millennia to be subservient is really sad

If anything im slightly undeweight

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>Yikes sweaty enjoying a dogs company is sad. I just ignore my aloof asshole cat like every other woman in my life does to me.

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>losing argument so starts straw manning and pretends I like cats
>guy who needs to be friends with an animal for emotional fulfilment calling others emotionally damaged
Go back to picking up faeces faggot

Meant for

>Pretends his argument isn't some Cat lover homosexual cope
>So emotionally withdrawn he can't comprehend companionship with a pet
Fat lonely cat lady detected

DOG MASTER RACE

youtube.com/watch?v=dTfYEwjdmZE

>still pretending people like cats when they can’t defend their argument
Sorry that I criticised your heckin epic doggos bro

>cope
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?

Niggerman

>It's sad sweaty
Nice argument. It's women tier irrational. Dog ownership is something women and fags will never understand.

Dogs are the white mans animal, kikes and minorities hate them.

>doggos

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>doubles down on his strawman
>muh emotional companionship with the mental equivalent of a retarded toddler
Have friends
That is have real human friends, not more animals who barely comprehend who you are

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Thats why every dirty nigger has some filthy mutt right, spics too.

virgin dog
>retarded version of wolf due to years of inbreeding
>eats and rolls around in own shit
>wet dog smell unless washed regularly
>obedient to owner, beta as fuck
>can't be alone for to long or it throws a tantrum and rips up house
>lives for 7 years due to shitty genes
>preferred animal of furries and reddit

chad cat
>miniature version of tiger
>burys own shit and can be trained to use toilets
>regularly cleans itself to avoid smelling
>independent, sees owner as own slave, alpha as fuck
>prefers being alone and chilling
>can live for 20 years and more

Chinks

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>my time with the dog niggers had come to an end

>Strawman
>Implying you're not a tranny cat lover
Dogs are social animals. That's why there's the stereotype of "mans best friends" and owning a family dog. Cats are aloof little cunts only for fags. COPE

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this is objectively not true, I'd say 99% of dog owners are white

>you're not a MAN if...

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>COPE
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?

My german shepard is the only thing that loves me.

>woman and fags don’t understand dog ownership
>implying gay couples and antinatal women haven’t used dogs as child substitutes for decades
Retard who doesn’t live in the real world, most women love dogs and gays are much more likely to own dogs than cats, something you’d know if you interacted with people in the real world

Virgin dog:
>if it gets outside, will get lost or get hit by a car and die

Chad cat
>if it gets outside, returns safely with a gift of a dead bird or rat for the owner

The Chad dog
>A million practical uses
>Muslims, chinks, and jews hate them
>Obedient and protective

The virgin cat
>Literally gives you brain parasites
>Shits in a box
>Does nothing else
>Like solitude just like it's fat feminist owner

Look at him go

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youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtRKx4ypY

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>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST QUESTION MY MASCULINITY IF I LIKE CATS I'M A REAL MAN!

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>its a zoomer makes up his own statistics episode

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You mean women and fags use cats as a substitute for children. Literally the "Crazy cat lady" meme comes from that. Families get a pet dog.

THERE'S A VOICE THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME

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Dogs are for white people nice try Amerimutt

>dogs
>"practical uses"

this is such a dumb meme. Nobody actually "uses" their dog any more. At best they'll use it as a thief deterrent.

should I start spamming dog gore webms again bros

>N-nobody does this thing that I don't do as a cat owner!
>Stopping niggers from home invasions isn't a practical aplication

>dogs are social animals
>this totally justifies me pretending it’s my family member and a substitute for a real friend
Geese are domesticated social animals, I wouldn’t supplement friendship with one
>still cat strawmanning
>pretending he’s not the one who’s coping

Do you want to see a box of kittens get crushed by high heels?

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post the one with the chad tiger killing the shitbull

>Getting so flustered his entire post is one big cope
How blue is your hair, tranny?

I bet you get enjoyment out of it you subhuman bugman

My parents were friends with two gay couples when I was growing up, they both had dogs not cats, I knew a few gay people at uni, one had a cat, all the others had either no pets, or dogs
The crazy cat lady stereotype is real, that doesn’t mean they don’t do it with dogs too
Fags absolutely prefer dogs, cope nigger

No, fuck off.

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Sure, they’d both be fun to watch both cat and dog faggots cry over their precious animals dying

How does this have "a million practical uses"?

How is it going to protect you?

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this. only lowlifes hate dogs and cats are literally retarded. cats are less intelligent than rats, lmao.

cringe.

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>Jews hate dogs
That’s because based Jews keep millions of goyim as pets instead

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I usually post the skinning alive chink one
Seems like all the ones I have been site filtered so I gotta remake them sorry desu

Im not american and i can guarantee im whiter than you.

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Nice cope tranny. See
No more toxic masculinity with your kitty

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It alerts owners to cats in the neighbourhood and gets you tons of pussy and it wards off muslims and non-whites

>actually taking time to make animal gore videos
sad person you are

This

>Nice cope
Why do you keep using this nigger speak?

rate my dog.

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>I usually post the skinning alive chink one
I knew you were a gook or a woman

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>t. assmad tranny

>look at me posting a breed which is bred to be pets not to any kind of practical use
that dog there is literally at least three times more intelligent than any cat there is.

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Rat dogs don't do shit for alerting because they're false positive 90% of the time, they'll yip at anything at anytime. Chicks don't give a fuck about small dogs and neither do muslims.

Dog niggers btfo

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some dogs can be not completely retarded, which is fine, but mostly I hate their fans that call them "doggos" like they're on fucking reddit

>Chicks don't give a fuck about small dogs and neither do muslims.
HAHAHA COPE tranny

i like dogs and cats and i get along with both

Silly faggot. Cats are for women and faggots.

Cat lovers are trannies and gays. Don't deny it.

>loser
>likes the less social animal
color me surprised

I hate barking

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

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you're very impressed with yourself huh

This. Anyone who says "doggo" or "pupper" should be executed

>HAHAHA COPE
Nigger

Not really, maybe like 2 have a couple cats and are extremely obnoxious about it. But the majority of cat owners are white males.
Dog's on the other hand are loved by trannies, sóyboys and females because of the "le doggo Xd" meme

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why does this fag keep typing it "dog's"

Stop.

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toxoplasmosis rotted his brain

Does that anger you, tranny?

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That's a companion breed. They're cute, keep you active, help you live longer, girls love them, protect you and your house, alert you to danger.

When a woman hears you love dogs they think you're sweet. When they hear you love cats, they think you're a faggot.

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Yea Forums is filled with spics and other third worlders. they hate dogs because they see dogs as a pest problem their countries are too fucked to solve.

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You cannot get toxoplasmosis unless you literally eat your cat's shit, in which case you have far, far bigger problems than anything toxoplasmosis could ever do.

Too bad that the average dog owner IQ is below 50 so you can't comprehend that

Hey faggot give me the source

It's more that cats are to stupid to realize it's a game

Nice try tranny, Dogs are the white mans animal. Cats are for beta cucks and women.

Because he literally has no testosterone he's a tranny cat lover

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You don't have to eat cat shit to get it.
Sometimes cats step on their own shit or whatever, then gets to your bed and furniture.
If you're a messy person and don't clean up and own lots of cats, then chances of getting infected is high.

>No argument
Tranny is seething hard it seems. Try laying off injecting more estrogen so you can think straighter

>Cats shit in a box in your home and you clean that box every once in a while
>Recluse tranny cat owners don't wash their hands
>Crazy cat ladies and trannies are the result from toxoplasmosis

>bred to be pets
That's like a third of all dogs that are these useless small ones. You don't see the same happening with cats, you can grab basically any kitten and it'll grow big enough to start culling mice.

They're not cute, they're ugly as fuck and act awkward compared to normal sized dogs. They won't keep you active unless you're an old lady, if anything they'll slow you down.

imagine the smell

Okay, so dogfags are disgusting vile slobs who cannot keep their houses clean? Good to know

You will NEVER be a woman tranny, your feline overlords just make you act like one.

now i don't have a problem with dogs. i had a pure bread standard poodle growing up, and before you say things that make you look stupid, it''s the second smartest breed in the world behind the border collie.

the dog owners on Yea Forums aren't fit to own dogs, plain and simple. they don't have the life experience, compassion, maturity... the list goes on. they simply don't understand what it takes to be a dog owner. they probably had dogs growing up and use them as a symbol of adulthood and an excuse not to learn to care for themselves.

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Alright, give me ONE (1) singular piece of scientific evidence that cat owners are trannies.

Seething tranny gook mad at dog bros

>i had a pure bread standard poodle growing up

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What kind of dinosaur bird is that?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CAT TRANNIES

tavausa.org/2017/05/18/the-love-of-transgender-in-cats/

amnesty.org/en/latest/campaigns/2019/05/transgender-china-explained-cat-memes/

medium.com/@catherinegraffam/my-cat-is-transgendered-this-is-our-story-c28722347d18

I have kids, dogs, and cats. All are good in different ways.

This is what owning cats does to you

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>implying cats havent been part of Yea Forums culture forever.

>Clickbait articles
>Scientific evidence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE RETARDATION OF DOGFAGS OH NO NO NO

medium.com/@rainwallis77/why-trans-catgirl-culture-is-empowering-9452356fdbe8

ON NO NO NO NO

I saw this happen irl with a smaller dog. Women are so fucking stupid. If you're 60-year-old woman with osteoporosis, say no to walking two pitbulls at time on your own.

another immature dog owner why am i not surprised

see
lmao dogfags confirmed literally braindead

>to stupid to

Yeah and those cat lovers are responsible for /lgbt/ Yea Forums and /mlp/

cats are for women gays and jannies

See

So how many cats do you own and how much estrogen pills are you on senpai?

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>So how many cats do you own
2
>how much estrogen pills are you on
No, I don't even know what the fuck estrogen is other than some chemical that makes trannies or something

>A gender preference for cats or dogs is revealed, with cats are more popular among women—60.2% of females own cats; 52.9% own dogs. The canines eke out a win over cats for men—40.7% of male respondents own dogs; 38.3% own cats.

windycitymediagroup.com/lgbt/Study-Gays-Own-More-Pets/3356.html

CATS ARE FOR WOMEN AND GAYS CONFIRMED

I believe it's a Shoebill bantering a black swan.

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>>Cats shit in a box in your home
my cat goes outside to shit.

>2

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i lol'd.

>I don't even know what the fuck estrogen is other than some chemical that makes trannies or something
Imagine being this autistic

Caturday originated on Yea Forums. Cats are the pets of the internet. Personally, I think raising a puppy and a kitten side by side so they are lifelong buds is the most kino pet experience.

What's the amount of people who participated in it, not clicking that clickbait shit

came to post this

I don't have a dog (heh) in this fight since I don't own either animal but if I ever meet a single man who owns a cat I just assume they're gay or a secret pedo. They're just an effeminate animal

A big enough sample size to say scientifically that Cats are for women and gays. Now acknowledge that cats are for faggots.

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I really, really like dogs.

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t. Australian

Reminder Caturday evolved into /lgbt/

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Cope

oh no no no, my comments arent based off of some (((science))) just logos

cringey reddit pseuds have always liked cats

>No proper answer
So it's probably a retardedly low number like 100, cope

I want to get a schnauzer and call it Siegfried

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>POST PROOF
>N-NO NOT LIKE THAT FACKU YUU DOG

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>R-Real science is jewish anyways
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cat trannies on suicide watch

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Didn't this guy eat cold canned spaghetti for a month in a rathole apartment in NY while dating a jewess?

imagine being so emasculated that you need a pet to be a surrogate for your masculinity

no he made fun of Bruce Lee and evaded the question what will I do now

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>N-n-n-n-oooooooooooo you can't use science to btfo me that's not fair!!

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>not knowing what logos is
lmao just go back to your spiderman threads

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>inferior people prefer the inferior animal

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The image of a male cat-owning male is a low testosterone nu-male. This is just a fact.

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It's indisputable at this point. Cat """men"""" are beta cucks.

Nah, I'm good shitposting in both

>imagine being so emasculated that you need a pet to be a surrogate for your masculinity

Why yes, I own cats how did you know?

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Dog-owning sóyboy cope

I love all animals. But have this lmao.

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i didn't suggest which animal was such a thing

>dog licks their ass
>licks another dog's ass
>eats their shit
>eats their barf
>eats another dog's shit
>eats another dog's barf
>drinks out of the toilet
>digs through the garbage

>owner then proceeds to let the dog lick their mouth
>"DUDE DOGS ARE CLEANER THAN HUMANS FUCK YOU"

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