Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

based uncle joe

granddaughter

Trump will win the popular vote then

He belongs in a sewer

I seriously hope Biden or Sanders gets the nom because they'll both fall apart under the stress

fake. wheres the video?

I can't evne give a girl a handshake without sperging out

Last candidate needed senility, brain aneurysm, russia, and about 3 scandals to lose to trump.
Its not gonna happen twice.

youtu.be/0leqxQN6mUA

old habits never change

Attached: joe kiddy diddler biden.jpg (500x609, 40K)

biden will make state mandated gfs real

YES

Trumps going to win no matter who they put up. Open borders and high taxes is not a winning message

Biden wouldn't because he is always full of shit.

Attached: 1563690116263.jpg (1060x811, 154K)

I'd stare too

This lol. Trump barely won by getting the rust belt. Like 1% less votes in 3 states and Hillary would have won. And Hillary was possibly the most unpopular candidate ever.

Bernie already is
Just watched him flip out when someone called him out on his blatant environmental hypocrisy

That’s going to happen regardless of the primary outcome

for sure

Attached: 1566249465972.jpg (1080x1350, 489K)

Hillary was popular enough to beat bernie lol

Say hello to your next president. I'm completely serious.

Attached: Elizabeth_Warren,_official_portrait,_114th_Congress.jpg (1908x2385, 2.69M)

Of course you would, lotsa fags in need of killing around here.

He didn't have any traction back then.

I swear that was rigged I still don't understand how that happened

Remember Howard Dean? She’s gonna fall on her face by Iowa.

no fucking shit dude

Have you seen the fucking retards the other side is running?

Bernie actually had decent policies back then and was less of a neolib shill

Probably. He's 76 and would be 78 by the time he took office if he won. It's fucking crazy that he's even running.

Unironically what did he mean by this?

nothing wrong with looking at cute little girls

Her or yang winning would be the funniest shit ever.

>white women
>achieving nigger and spic turnout necessary for a dem to win
lmao

This. Trump winning depended on 70k votes from 3 states. Meanwhile Hillary won the popular vote by millions.

Yeah, you´re a complete idiot.

Attached: 1563692389480.jpg (1300x956, 157K)

At least he isn't a sneaky shill like biden.

>he will have 2 birthdays by the time he holds office in 2020

Attached: 1566531618273.jpg (492x550, 43K)

>Bernie actually had decent policies back then
>dood free shit

Attached: keke 900.jpg (480x478, 23K)

Teenagers are cunts

Why does he do this?

Attached: tdlcgxn6bxhmex1lfk92.jpg (1600x900, 115K)

This guy has made out with his grandaughter on stage more than I've kissed my own wife in 20 years!

Attached: pri_66149831-e1516363245591.jpg (644x522, 54K)

He wouldn't become President until January 2021, dipshit, and his birthday is in November. You do the math(s).

Based
If he used tongue he would win the next election

Attached: 1563685294099.webm (1280x592, 456K)

okay, this looked bad from the picture but then i watched the video and it's literally fucking nothing, it's just a quick kiss, nothing really wrong about it. i hate biden as much as the next guy but you cant really rip on him for this

Ah, of course. That's pretty based.

Attached: 1563690843549.webm (1280x720, 786K)

Attached: donald-trump-ivanka-akward-moments-14.jpg (524x660, 50K)

It's just a kiss on the cheek, jeez.

Oh this looks a lot worse in the pic than I thought. It looks like they're holding the kiss in the pic, but it's just a quick peck from ur grandpa

Biden is, dare I say it, /ourguy/

On the cheek, not lip to lip

>Give Grandpa Joe a kiss for the cameras
>Yes every time, come here now

Attached: 1563693535117.jpg (869x581, 58K)

i don't get it

He's done worse than this.

youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-YjGmpO4Q

Is old Joe cringe or based?

Attached: tumblr_ppf7dxbbgD1qalgzko1_540.jpg (502x502, 38K)

That girls are cute and funny as preteens and become cunts when hormones kick in.

>I stare out to the abyss, "Help Me" eteched on my face. Fear and despair in my eyes. The old man mumbles in his early stage of dementia. I throw up a hand to wave that everything is alright. But it's not alright.

>He turns to face me. I see out of the corner of my eye. I brace myself. He smiles at me, like I'm one of his damn 10 year old thai girls. I give that smirk of "really? Here?"

>He holds out his face and pauses. He expects me to close the distance. He wants me to do his dirty work for him. His eyes are closed, mine are slits. A quick loveless peck from me, a longing lustful kiss for him.

>No tongue. I'm lucky this time.

Well gramps just seems to liike the short stuff.

Attached: biden molesting.gif (480x270, 3.81M)

based grandpa

Attached: 1566036093613.png (600x820, 422K)

both

The Chad Aquaman Daughter Nipple Rub vs. the Virgin Vice President Failed Titty Grab

Lmao @ the liboids itt defending this child molesting freak, liberalism is mental illness

I think it's pretty funny (and cute), still voting for trump though

If a dem does win, I can guarantee you that republicans won't be as obsessed and butthurt as they have been. It's fucking pathetic.